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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
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Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.
The Abbot said, “Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like,
but you may not speak until I direct you to do so.”
Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Abbot said to her,
'Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You can speak two words”.
Sister Mary Katherine said, ' “Hard bed.”
“I'm sorry to hear that,” the Abbot said, “We will get you a better bed.”
After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Abbot, 'You may say another two words,
Sister Mary Katherine”. 'Cold food,' said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Abbot assured her that the food
would be better in the future.
On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Abbot again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office.
“You may say two words today.' 'I quit,' said Sister Mary Katherine.
'It's probably best', said the Abbot, 'You've done fuck all but moan ever since you've been here.'
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Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.
The Abbot said, “Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like,
but you may not speak until I direct you to do so.”
Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Abbot said to her,
'Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You can speak two words”.
Sister Mary Katherine said, ' “Hard bed.”
“I'm sorry to hear that,” the Abbot said, “We will get you a better bed.”
After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Abbot, 'You may say another two words,
Sister Mary Katherine”. 'Cold food,' said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Abbot assured her that the food
would be better in the future.
On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Abbot again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office.
“You may say two words today.' 'I quit,' said Sister Mary Katherine.
'It's probably best', said the Abbot, 'You've done fuck all but moan ever since you've been here.'
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