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Our eyes met across the room, our minds connected, there was no need for words.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So, I’m on my way to what’s going to be a very long meeting.
Knowing I’ll be locked down for hours, on the way I decide to pop into the gents for a wee.
Imagine my surprise when having pushed the door open and stepped inside, I’m greeted by the sight of a colleague, trousers and undercrackers around his ankles, with a handful of loo roll, performing the penguin walk between cubicles.
Our eyes met, time stood still, no words were needed.
We turned our backs on one another and went our separate ways…………………
Thankfully he's not on my team or management.
Today's team memo says; for future reference, make sure there's loo roll before you sit down and make yourself comfortable.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why did he walk back to his toilet before wiping and pulling his pants up?
This give credence to men being portrayed as the Homer Simpson types in the media (see relative thread). |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why did he walk back to his toilet before wiping and pulling his pants up?
This give credence to men being portrayed as the Homer Simpson types in the media (see relative thread)."
I thought the same, long after I'd left the area and stopped laughing. I didn't stick around to discuss.....
He's a planner by the way.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did that on a long haul flight once. Pulled the door to see a little old lady sat there. I really didn't know where to look as its not like I could avoid seeing her after as she was sat right by me.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Possibly the best window into a fellow Fabber's world of the day thus far. You are now almost, I stress ALMOST, forgiven for rant tardiness yesterday. "
Trust me, you don't want to enter my world, it's a whole heap of hell. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I did that on a long haul flight once. Pulled the door to see a little old lady sat there. I really didn't know where to look as its not like I could avoid seeing her after as she was sat right by me.
Sarah "
Was she sat down or, er, uhm, how to put this, doing the paperwork after the close of business? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why did he walk back to his toilet before wiping and pulling his pants up?
This give credence to men being portrayed as the Homer Simpson types in the media (see relative thread)."
Thank god for Homer Simpson gaffs, always good for a laugh  |
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"There was that time when he burned his nuts on the photocopier trying to scan himself getting a blow job"
Was the blow job from the same planner? While they both desperately tried to avoid eye-contact again? |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"There was that time when he burned his nuts on the photocopier trying to scan himself getting a blow job
Was the blow job from the same planner? While they both desperately tried to avoid eye-contact again?"
Shit blowjob too.
That's how he recognised him, from the burn marks on his chin.
Whatever you do, don't ask him about the chemical burns from the fire extinguisher  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"There was that time when he burned his nuts on the photocopier trying to scan himself getting a blow job
Was the blow job from the same planner? While they both desperately tried to avoid eye-contact again?"
Same rule's as standing on a precipice, don't look down......  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There was that time when he burned his nuts on the photocopier trying to scan himself getting a blow job
Was the blow job from the same planner? While they both desperately tried to avoid eye-contact again?
Shit blowjob too.
That's how he recognised him, from the burn marks on his chin.
Whatever you do, don't ask him about the chemical burns from the fire extinguisher "
You said we'd never speak of that again.  |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"There was that time when he burned his nuts on the photocopier trying to scan himself getting a blow job
Was the blow job from the same planner? While they both desperately tried to avoid eye-contact again?
Same rule's as standing on a precipice, don't look down...... "
you shouldn't have nicked all the toilet roll from that cubicle to clean up afterwards |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"There was that time when he burned his nuts on the photocopier trying to scan himself getting a blow job
Was the blow job from the same planner? While they both desperately tried to avoid eye-contact again?
Same rule's as standing on a precipice, don't look down...... you shouldn't have nicked all the toilet roll from that cubicle to clean up afterwards "
I don't use loo roll, I have a butler who performs clean up duties.  |
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