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Bmw, does anyone know?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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BMW UK is just the name of the importer.
All warranty work, etc goes through them and direct contact with the factory.
Specs for emissions won't differ as its bound by Euro4/5/6, etc. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)  "
Someone's in trouble  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step) "
Do they wear their numbers on their lapels?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)
Someone's in trouble "
Sshhhhhhh. I'm hoping he doesn't notice.  |
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By *ofakind OP Couple
over a year ago
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"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step) "
Bought my car back in January and the indicators kept flashing just before I turned corners. Anyway took it to a garage and they couldn't stop it, took it to the place I bought it from and they couldn't either!!
After 3 weeks their mechanic threw his spanners and sent it to bmw.
Unfortunately bmw had never seen this problem before, tried a couple of things and scratched their heads til they were bald!
Their manager looked and couldn't understand it and now the car has gone to bmw UK.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)
Someone's in trouble "
You're in trouble. Someone's getting bent over the bonnet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)
Bought my car back in January and the indicators kept flashing just before I turned corners. Anyway took it to a garage and they couldn't stop it, took it to the place I bought it from and they couldn't either!!
After 3 weeks their mechanic threw his spanners and sent it to bmw.
Unfortunately bmw had never seen this problem before, tried a couple of things and scratched their heads til they were bald!
Their manager looked and couldn't understand it and now the car has gone to bmw UK.
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Maybe it's cos it was manufactu_ed a different factory, but I dunno why a mechanic in the UK who sees BMWs all the time wouldn't be able to fix it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)
Bought my car back in January and the indicators kept flashing just before I turned corners. Anyway took it to a garage and they couldn't stop it, took it to the place I bought it from and they couldn't either!!
After 3 weeks their mechanic threw his spanners and sent it to bmw.
Unfortunately bmw had never seen this problem before, tried a couple of things and scratched their heads til they were bald!
Their manager looked and couldn't understand it and now the car has gone to bmw UK.
Maybe it's cos it was manufactu_ed a different factory, but I dunno why a mechanic in the UK who sees BMWs all the time wouldn't be able to fix it. "
Cars are pretty much fixed on computers now, so I really have no clue why would they have to send it away  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)
Bought my car back in January and the indicators kept flashing just before I turned corners. Anyway took it to a garage and they couldn't stop it, took it to the place I bought it from and they couldn't either!!
After 3 weeks their mechanic threw his spanners and sent it to bmw.
Unfortunately bmw had never seen this problem before, tried a couple of things and scratched their heads til they were bald!
Their manager looked and couldn't understand it and now the car has gone to bmw UK.
Maybe it's cos it was manufactu_ed a different factory, but I dunno why a mechanic in the UK who sees BMWs all the time wouldn't be able to fix it.
Cars are pretty much fixed on computers now, so I really have no clue why would they have to send it away "
Indicators flashing may be an electrical fault instead of electronic, so perhaps that's where his skills fall short. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step) "
Apply that to skodia fabia today |
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"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)
Bought my car back in January and the indicators kept flashing just before I turned corners. Anyway took it to a garage and they couldn't stop it, took it to the place I bought it from and they couldn't either!!
After 3 weeks their mechanic threw his spanners and sent it to bmw.
Unfortunately bmw had never seen this problem before, tried a couple of things and scratched their heads til they were bald!
Their manager looked and couldn't understand it and now the car has gone to bmw UK.
Maybe it's cos it was manufactu_ed a different factory, but I dunno why a mechanic in the UK who sees BMWs all the time wouldn't be able to fix it.
Cars are pretty much fixed on computers now, so I really have no clue why would they have to send it away
Indicators flashing may be an electrical fault instead of electronic, so perhaps that's where his skills fall short. "
I think something went over some people's heads... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)
Bought my car back in January and the indicators kept flashing just before I turned corners. Anyway took it to a garage and they couldn't stop it, took it to the place I bought it from and they couldn't either!!
After 3 weeks their mechanic threw his spanners and sent it to bmw.
Unfortunately bmw had never seen this problem before, tried a couple of things and scratched their heads til they were bald!
Their manager looked and couldn't understand it and now the car has gone to bmw UK.
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Have you tried looking on the bimmer forums? Might find your answer there. I found it brilliant when my 1 series went wrong. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)
Someone's in trouble
You're in trouble. Someone's getting bent over the bonnet "
Naughty step!! |
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By *edMan
over a year ago
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"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)
Someone's in trouble
You're in trouble. Someone's getting bent over the bonnet "
That was the plan all along I reckon |
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By *edMan
over a year ago
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"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)
Bought my car back in January and the indicators kept flashing just before I turned corners. Anyway took it to a garage and they couldn't stop it, took it to the place I bought it from and they couldn't either!!
After 3 weeks their mechanic threw his spanners and sent it to bmw.
Unfortunately bmw had never seen this problem before, tried a couple of things and scratched their heads til they were bald!
Their manager looked and couldn't understand it and now the car has gone to bmw UK.
Maybe it's cos it was manufactu_ed a different factory, but I dunno why a mechanic in the UK who sees BMWs all the time wouldn't be able to fix it.
Cars are pretty much fixed on computers now, so I really have no clue why would they have to send it away
Indicators flashing may be an electrical fault instead of electronic, so perhaps that's where his skills fall short.
I think something went over some people's heads..."
Very high over... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)
Bought my car back in January and the indicators kept flashing just before I turned corners. Anyway took it to a garage and they couldn't stop it, took it to the place I bought it from and they couldn't either!!
After 3 weeks their mechanic threw his spanners and sent it to bmw.
Unfortunately bmw had never seen this problem before, tried a couple of things and scratched their heads til they were bald!
Their manager looked and couldn't understand it and now the car has gone to bmw UK.
Maybe it's cos it was manufactu_ed a different factory, but I dunno why a mechanic in the UK who sees BMWs all the time wouldn't be able to fix it.
Cars are pretty much fixed on computers now, so I really have no clue why would they have to send it away
Indicators flashing may be an electrical fault instead of electronic, so perhaps that's where his skills fall short.
I think something went over some people's heads...
Very high over..."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)
Bought my car back in January and the indicators kept flashing just before I turned corners. Anyway took it to a garage and they couldn't stop it, took it to the place I bought it from and they couldn't either!!
After 3 weeks their mechanic threw his spanners and sent it to bmw.
Unfortunately bmw had never seen this problem before, tried a couple of things and scratched their heads til they were bald!
Their manager looked and couldn't understand it and now the car has gone to bmw UK.
Maybe it's cos it was manufactu_ed a different factory, but I dunno why a mechanic in the UK who sees BMWs all the time wouldn't be able to fix it.
Cars are pretty much fixed on computers now, so I really have no clue why would they have to send it away
Indicators flashing may be an electrical fault instead of electronic, so perhaps that's where his skills fall short.
I think something went over some people's heads..."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's the extra special factory that disables the indicators isn't it? (prays Number One Chap doesn't read this as I'll be on the naughty step)
Bought my car back in January and the indicators kept flashing just before I turned corners. Anyway took it to a garage and they couldn't stop it, took it to the place I bought it from and they couldn't either!!
After 3 weeks their mechanic threw his spanners and sent it to bmw.
Unfortunately bmw had never seen this problem before, tried a couple of things and scratched their heads til they were bald!
Their manager looked and couldn't understand it and now the car has gone to bmw UK.
Maybe it's cos it was manufactu_ed a different factory, but I dunno why a mechanic in the UK who sees BMWs all the time wouldn't be able to fix it.
Cars are pretty much fixed on computers now, so I really have no clue why would they have to send it away
Indicators flashing may be an electrical fault instead of electronic, so perhaps that's where his skills fall short.
I think something went over some people's heads..."
Oh sorry, I've just never encounte_ed a BMW user that doesn't indicate so I didn't realise it was a joke.
Guess the joke's truly on me for taking it seriously! |
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