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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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got the train to an appointment today, turned out i should have gone last week so i have to mess about sorting out another appointment now.
don't really feel like ranting though coz i had a good day out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please may I grab a chair and put on my ranty pants...
After a lovely time with a friend in Bath shopping and having lunch, I get home and realised.... I've left one of my bags somewhere
It had a pair of new sandles in and other bits and bobs...
I'm a mixture of upset/annoyed... But equally know it's not the end of the world...
I'll put my chair back in the corner, remove my ranty pants now.....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Time wasters. Afternoon wasted . So no meet. I want to scream but they will have a list of excuses which are most likely genuine. Onwards and upwards. "
Chin up buttercup knitter kisses for you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"got the train to an appointment today, turned out i should have gone last week so i have to mess about sorting out another appointment now.
don't really feel like ranting though coz i had a good day out."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Newcastle fan here. bollox, cunts, tits, fuck. frig. piss. wank, shite,arseholes rant over "
I'm a fan of Newcastle too it's a lovely place. Why all the naughty words ?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Please may I grab a chair and put on my ranty pants...
After a lovely time with a friend in Bath shopping and having lunch, I get home and realised.... I've left one of my bags somewhere
It had a pair of new sandles in and other bits and bobs...
I'm a mixture of upset/annoyed... But equally know it's not the end of the world...
I'll put my chair back in the corner, remove my ranty pants now.....
Thanks "
Now that sucks however for the person who finds it happy days.
Just think of it as a gift for a stranger. You're lovely  |
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"You aren't allowed to rant while the sun is shining.
It's in the rulebook - I didn't write it."
Au contraire...
You can *only* glimpse true misery in hot weather - everything else is simply an absence of sun.
Similarly, you can only experience true loneliness when surrounded by friends - everything else is just absence of friends.
It follows that if you wish to experience the truest misery and loneliness possible, you should take all your friends and family and go to some hot sunny place.
You could call it...
...a holiday.
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By *km45Man
over a year ago
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"Time wasters. Afternoon wasted . So no meet. I want to scream but they will have a list of excuses which are most likely genuine. Onwards and upwards.
Chin up buttercup knitter kisses for you "
Thank you, appreciate that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You aren't allowed to rant while the sun is shining.
It's in the rulebook - I didn't write it.
Au contraire...
You can *only* glimpse true misery in hot weather - everything else is simply an absence of sun.
Similarly, you can only experience true loneliness when surrounded by friends - everything else is just absence of friends.
It follows that if you wish to experience the truest misery and loneliness possible, you should take all your friends and family and go to some hot sunny place.
You could call it...
...a holiday.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Newcastle fan here. bollox, cunts, tits, fuck. frig. piss. wank, shite,arseholes rant over
I'm a fan of Newcastle too it's a lovely place. Why all the naughty words ? ok then inserts United after the word Newcastle "
Ahhhhh football yes something I know nothing about.
Did they lose a game? Don't worry I'm sure that they will win the next one  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Time wasters. Afternoon wasted . So no meet. I want to scream but they will have a list of excuses which are most likely genuine. Onwards and upwards.
Chin up buttercup knitter kisses for you
Thank you, appreciate that "
Feel better?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Newcastle fan here. bollox, cunts, tits, fuck. frig. piss. wank, shite,arseholes rant over
I'm a fan of Newcastle too it's a lovely place. Why all the naughty words ? ok then inserts United after the word Newcastle
Ahhhhh football yes something I know nothing about.
Did they lose a game? Don't worry I'm sure that they will win the next one " I bet we don't  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Newcastle fan here. bollox, cunts, tits, fuck. frig. piss. wank, shite,arseholes rant over
I'm a fan of Newcastle too it's a lovely place. Why all the naughty words ? ok then inserts United after the word Newcastle
Ahhhhh football yes something I know nothing about.
Did they lose a game? Don't worry I'm sure that they will win the next one I bet we don't "
Hope you do. Can't have the spuds finishing above us  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I fell of a surf machine yesterday and my ribs and arm is hurting big time
Ouchy.
Knitter kisses to help the boo boo
There is even a video of me dropping
Is the kiss with tounges  "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Newcastle fan here. bollox, cunts, tits, fuck. frig. piss. wank, shite,arseholes rant over
I'm a fan of Newcastle too it's a lovely place. Why all the naughty words ? ok then inserts United after the word Newcastle
Ahhhhh football yes something I know nothing about.
Did they lose a game? Don't worry I'm sure that they will win the next one I bet we don't "
Not with that attitude. PMA go go Newcastle  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Newcastle fan here. bollox, cunts, tits, fuck. frig. piss. wank, shite,arseholes rant over
I'm a fan of Newcastle too it's a lovely place. Why all the naughty words ? ok then inserts United after the word Newcastle
Ahhhhh football yes something I know nothing about.
Did they lose a game? Don't worry I'm sure that they will win the next one I bet we don't
Hope you do. Can't have the spuds finishing above us "
I have no idea what that means  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was up at 4am to travel to maidstone. I missed breakfast, worked through lunch, so not eaten all day. It's really hot and I've been running around moving things all day, so I feel disgusting. I really don't get paid enough for this. Sad kitten today. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Newcastle fan here. bollox, cunts, tits, fuck. frig. piss. wank, shite,arseholes rant over
That's a bad case of tourettes you have there!!! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was up at 4am to travel to maidstone. I missed breakfast, worked through lunch, so not eaten all day. It's really hot and I've been running around moving things all day, so I feel disgusting. I really don't get paid enough for this. Sad kitten today."
Oh my goodness. Hope in the shower and I'll make some tea and get the cup cakes out  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"my rant is that the weather is set to cool down tomorrow and im off work - "
Hmmmmmmm go shopping and buy yourself pretty things that will off set the weather  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was up at 4am to travel to maidstone. I missed breakfast, worked through lunch, so not eaten all day. It's really hot and I've been running around moving things all day, so I feel disgusting. I really don't get paid enough for this. Sad kitten today.
Oh my goodness. Hope in the shower and I'll make some tea and get the cup cakes out "
Tea and cake would be lovely. I've had one cup of tea today.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My rant might seem petty, but.i wish this bad throat and cough would do one now!!! Been off work a week with it already. Doc said rest my voice. I have, now my chest n ribs are fucking klling me from all the coughing. Gggrrrrrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Markoh Markoh where the hell are you?
**shrugs and leaves**
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Oh my you ranting or quoting Shakespeare lol
Today I do have a rant for once
I had to have stern words with a chap at my local CO-OP.
he had parked his overly large 4x4 , never been of road may I add. In a space reserved for people with children . A poor lady was struggling with a buggy and her shopping . I told him how shameful his actions were . And how the extra space was for the young lady and room to put her buggy safely while she was packing her shopping.
He was rather vocal in his response , I called him a blagaurd and a cad!! Local old ladies joined me in shaming him . The store staff helped the lady with her shopping.
Oh I was so jolly vexed !
I only popped in for tea and crumpets .
Nice and calm now  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"can i rant that i cant fab knitter pics - youd think id know this by now "
I have now submitted a formal complaint to Admin regarding my broken fab button  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"can i rant that i cant fab knitter pics - youd think id know this by now
I have now submitted a formal complaint to Admin regarding my broken fab button "
Knitter. You are a minx and a tease and we love you. Mwah. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My rant might seem petty, but.i wish this bad throat and cough would do one now!!! Been off work a week with it already. Doc said rest my voice. I have, now my chest n ribs are fucking klling me from all the coughing. Gggrrrrrr"
Cute blond on his way over for tea and cake. Come join us I'll add honey to yours.
Knitter kisses feel better  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can i rant that i cant fab knitter pics - youd think id know this by now
I have now submitted a formal complaint to Admin regarding my broken fab button
Knitter. You are a minx and a tease and we love you. Mwah. "
We most certainly do  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was up at 4am to travel to maidstone. I missed breakfast, worked through lunch, so not eaten all day. It's really hot and I've been running around moving things all day, so I feel disgusting. I really don't get paid enough for this. Sad kitten today.
Oh my goodness. Hope in the shower and I'll make some tea and get the cup cakes out
Tea and cake would be lovely. I've had one cup of tea today. "
Shower first  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Markoh Markoh where the hell are you?
**shrugs and leaves**
Oh my you ranting or quoting Shakespeare lol
Today I do have a rant for once
I had to have stern words with a chap at my local CO-OP.
he had parked his overly large 4x4 , never been of road may I add. In a space reserved for people with children . A poor lady was struggling with a buggy and her shopping . I told him how shameful his actions were . And how the extra space was for the young lady and room to put her buggy safely while she was packing her shopping.
He was rather vocal in his response , I called him a blagaurd and a cad!! Local old ladies joined me in shaming him . The store staff helped the lady with her shopping.
Oh I was so jolly vexed !
I only popped in for tea and crumpets .
Nice and calm now "
I really really luv you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was up at 4am to travel to maidstone. I missed breakfast, worked through lunch, so not eaten all day. It's really hot and I've been running around moving things all day, so I feel disgusting. I really don't get paid enough for this. Sad kitten today.
Oh my goodness. Hope in the shower and I'll make some tea and get the cup cakes out
Tea and cake would be lovely. I've had one cup of tea today.
Shower first "
Are you just trying to get me to take my clothes off? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"can i rant that i cant fab knitter pics - youd think id know this by now
I have now submitted a formal complaint to Admin regarding my broken fab button
Knitter. You are a minx and a tease and we love you. Mwah.
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Knitter kisses for you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My rant might seem petty, but.i wish this bad throat and cough would do one now!!! Been off work a week with it already. Doc said rest my voice. I have, now my chest n ribs are fucking klling me from all the coughing. Gggrrrrrr
Cute blond on his way over for tea and cake. Come join us I'll add honey to yours.
Knitter kisses feel better "
Ooo a cute blond eh? Hhhmmm I'll be there in an hour or so. Tea with honey sounds good, what cake we having? It's vitally important to recovery!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Markoh Markoh where the hell are you?
**shrugs and leaves**
Oh my you ranting or quoting Shakespeare lol
Today I do have a rant for once
I had to have stern words with a chap at my local CO-OP.
he had parked his overly large 4x4 , never been of road may I add. In a space reserved for people with children . A poor lady was struggling with a buggy and her shopping . I told him how shameful his actions were . And how the extra space was for the young lady and room to put her buggy safely while she was packing her shopping.
He was rather vocal in his response , I called him a blagaurd and a cad!! Local old ladies joined me in shaming him . The store staff helped the lady with her shopping.
Oh I was so jolly vexed !
I only popped in for tea and crumpets .
Nice and calm now "
That so annoys me when that happens 2 X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was up at 4am to travel to maidstone. I missed breakfast, worked through lunch, so not eaten all day. It's really hot and I've been running around moving things all day, so I feel disgusting. I really don't get paid enough for this. Sad kitten today.
Oh my goodness. Hope in the shower and I'll make some tea and get the cup cakes out
Tea and cake would be lovely. I've had one cup of tea today.
Shower first
Are you just trying to get me to take my clothes off?"
Obviously  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My rant might seem petty, but.i wish this bad throat and cough would do one now!!! Been off work a week with it already. Doc said rest my voice. I have, now my chest n ribs are fucking klling me from all the coughing. Gggrrrrrr
Cute blond on his way over for tea and cake. Come join us I'll add honey to yours.
Knitter kisses feel better
Ooo a cute blond eh? Hhhmmm I'll be there in an hour or so. Tea with honey sounds good, what cake we having? It's vitally important to recovery!!!
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I can only make chocolate cake  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My rant might seem petty, but.i wish this bad throat and cough would do one now!!! Been off work a week with it already. Doc said rest my voice. I have, now my chest n ribs are fucking klling me from all the coughing. Gggrrrrrr
Cute blond on his way over for tea and cake. Come join us I'll add honey to yours.
Knitter kisses feel better
Ooo a cute blond eh? Hhhmmm I'll be there in an hour or so. Tea with honey sounds good, what cake we having? It's vitally important to recovery!!!
I can only make chocolate cake "
Then my lovely you have won me over! To the batcave curvy. There's chocolate cake to be had!!! I'll be there in a shake of a lambs tail!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My rant might seem petty, but.i wish this bad throat and cough would do one now!!! Been off work a week with it already. Doc said rest my voice. I have, now my chest n ribs are fucking klling me from all the coughing. Gggrrrrrr
Cute blond on his way over for tea and cake. Come join us I'll add honey to yours.
Knitter kisses feel better
Ooo a cute blond eh? Hhhmmm I'll be there in an hour or so. Tea with honey sounds good, what cake we having? It's vitally important to recovery!!!
I can only make chocolate cake
Then my lovely you have won me over! To the batcave curvy. There's chocolate cake to be had!!! I'll be there in a shake of a lambs tail!! "
Kettle's on  |
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By *km45Man
over a year ago
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"Time wasters. Afternoon wasted . So no meet. I want to scream but they will have a list of excuses which are most likely genuine. Onwards and upwards.
Chin up buttercup knitter kisses for you
Thank you, appreciate that
Feel better? "
Yes thanks. Would be better in real life. I can wish |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My rant might seem petty, but.i wish this bad throat and cough would do one now!!! Been off work a week with it already. Doc said rest my voice. I have, now my chest n ribs are fucking klling me from all the coughing. Gggrrrrrr
Cute blond on his way over for tea and cake. Come join us I'll add honey to yours.
Knitter kisses feel better
Ooo a cute blond eh? Hhhmmm I'll be there in an hour or so. Tea with honey sounds good, what cake we having? It's vitally important to recovery!!!
I can only make chocolate cake
Then my lovely you have won me over! To the batcave curvy. There's chocolate cake to be had!!! I'll be there in a shake of a lambs tail!!
Kettle's on "
Cool.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As of today, I'm a free man. Nothing to rant about
you have a lovely back.
You have a lovely personality, the other goes without saying . Ooh have you had a mobile phone in prison all this time "
Sarah please refrain from confusing the OP (me) this is serious work. Btw your pretty.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hayfever !!
How the hell have I suddenly developed hayfever ?? How ? Why ? Itchy eyes and were streaming yesterday too...sniffly nose
Tits, bollocks and wankers
Stamps feet  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hayfever !!
How the hell have I suddenly developed hayfever ?? How ? Why ? Itchy eyes and were streaming yesterday too...sniffly nose
Tits, bollocks and wankers
Oh oh I know this one. Locally sourced natural honey. I teaspoon a day keeps the Hayfever at bay.
Local to you not me obviously
Stamps feet "  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not a rant but thankyou to the lovely knitter taking over whilst markoh is being held hostage locked in a wardrobe in Edinburgh"
Thanks Voddy please confirm Markohs location so that I can put my MI6 training to better use and negotiate his release  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ooh, i got a rant. why do people put old pics of themselves on their profiles, like not a couple of years but one from ages ago when they used to be hot and now they're minging so they put a hot pic to compare themselves to and make themselves look worse?
like seriously, you can still be hot if you were hot once.  |
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"ooh, i got a rant. why do people put old pics of themselves on their profiles, like not a couple of years but one from ages ago when they used to be hot and now they're minging so they put a hot pic to compare themselves to and make themselves look worse?
like seriously, you can still be hot if you were hot once. "
This is a mystery I don't know how to answer.
Now now lovely lady you were all sunshine and flowers earlier let's go back to that happy place.
Tea? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ooh, i got a rant. why do people put old pics of themselves on their profiles, like not a couple of years but one from ages ago when they used to be hot and now they're minging so they put a hot pic to compare themselves to and make themselves look worse?
like seriously, you can still be hot if you were hot once.
This is a mystery I don't know how to answer.
Now now lovely lady you were all sunshine and flowers earlier let's go back to that happy place.
Tea?"
my son made me a coffee i was shaking that much. jk.
i need to stop going on pof to see who's messaged me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hayfever !!
How the hell have I suddenly developed hayfever ?? How ? Why ? Itchy eyes and were streaming yesterday too...sniffly nose
Tits, bollocks and wankers
Stamps feet "
Tree pollen |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ooh, i got a rant. why do people put old pics of themselves on their profiles, like not a couple of years but one from ages ago when they used to be hot and now they're minging so they put a hot pic to compare themselves to and make themselves look worse?
like seriously, you can still be hot if you were hot once.
This is a mystery I don't know how to answer.
Now now lovely lady you were all sunshine and flowers earlier let's go back to that happy place.
Tea?
my son made me a coffee i was shaking that much. jk.
i need to stop going on pof to see who's messaged me."
Just to be clear you don't have a son, you do have a son but he didn't make you coffee or you weren't really shaking?
What's POF? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hayfever !!
How the hell have I suddenly developed hayfever ?? How ? Why ? Itchy eyes and were streaming yesterday too...sniffly nose
Tits, bollocks and wankers
Stamps feet
Tree pollen"
No no its definitely honey  |
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over a year ago
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"Yey!!!! My bag has been found!!
Happy days
Omg that's bloody brilliant I'm doing a little happy dance for you right now.
Yeahhhhhhhhhh "
Thank you!!! How lucky is that!
Waving my ranty pants in the air.... Whoop whoop  |
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over a year ago
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"Yey!!!! My bag has been found!!
Happy days
Omg that's bloody brilliant I'm doing a little happy dance for you right now.
Yeahhhhhhhhhh
Thank you!!! How lucky is that!
Waving my ranty pants in the air.... Whoop whoop "
Yahhhhh now we're dancing everybody in the house say Yahhhhh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im pissed of with a woman working next to me she wont shut up,had too put my headphones on
What's she talking about?"
I dont know its in arabic!
Its her shrieking voice |
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"ooh, i got a rant. why do people put old pics of themselves on their profiles, like not a couple of years but one from ages ago when they used to be hot and now they're minging so they put a hot pic to compare themselves to and make themselves look worse?
like seriously, you can still be hot if you were hot once.
This is a mystery I don't know how to answer.
Now now lovely lady you were all sunshine and flowers earlier let's go back to that happy place.
Tea?
my son made me a coffee i was shaking that much. jk.
i need to stop going on pof to see who's messaged me.
Just to be clear you don't have a son, you do have a son but he didn't make you coffee or you weren't really shaking?
What's POF?"
lol, i wasn't shaking. i have 3 soins and one of them did make me a brew, just coz i asked him to.
pof is a dating site and i'm sure all the hot guys who message me are married, and some of the not so hot ones. i shall get a life soon. |
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"As of today, I'm a free man. Nothing to rant about
you have a lovely back.
You have a lovely personality, the other goes without saying . Ooh have you had a mobile phone in prison all this time
Sarah please refrain from confusing the OP (me) this is serious work. Btw your pretty.
"Markoh Markoh I weally wuv you now come back"" . Right lady you are losing it now, and seemingly very confused, although I realise now, i slightly confused things by not directly posting after the I'm a free man post, but getting my name wrong lady, well it may well be time to hang up your markoh shoes, now I'm not saying you haven't done a wonderful job and for that I am sending lots of Mrs blue eyes cookies and kisses, but the pressure is taking its toll my precious friend, and you'll get wrinkles, so give it up love you knitter, Mrs blue eyes  |
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over a year ago
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"Im pissed of with a woman working next to me she wont shut up,had too put my headphones on
What's she talking about?
I dont know its in arabic!
Its her shrieking voice"
Blow her kisses  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ooh, i got a rant. why do people put old pics of themselves on their profiles, like not a couple of years but one from ages ago when they used to be hot and now they're minging so they put a hot pic to compare themselves to and make themselves look worse?
like seriously, you can still be hot if you were hot once.
This is a mystery I don't know how to answer.
Now now lovely lady you were all sunshine and flowers earlier let's go back to that happy place.
Tea?
my son made me a coffee i was shaking that much. jk.
i need to stop going on pof to see who's messaged me.
Just to be clear you don't have a son, you do have a son but he didn't make you coffee or you weren't really shaking?
What's POF?
lol, i wasn't shaking. i have 3 soins and one of them did make me a brew, just coz i asked him to.
pof is a dating site and i'm sure all the hot guys who message me are married, and some of the not so hot ones. i shall get a life soon."
3 sons awwhhh that's awesome.
POF does not sound good  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As of today, I'm a free man. Nothing to rant about
you have a lovely back.
You have a lovely personality, the other goes without saying . Ooh have you had a mobile phone in prison all this time
Sarah please refrain from confusing the OP (me) this is serious work. Btw your pretty.
"Markoh Markoh I weally wuv you now come back". Right lady you are losing it now, and seemingly very confused, although I realise now, i slightly confused things by not directly posting after the I'm a free man post, but getting my name wrong lady, well it may well be time to hang up your markoh shoes, now I'm not saying you haven't done a wonderful job and for that I am sending lots of Mrs blue eyes cookies and kisses, but the pressure is taking its toll my precious friend, and you'll get wrinkles, so give it up love you knitter, Mrs blue eyes "
**hangs head in shame**
Mrs Blue Eyes I'm so so sorry you know how much I adore you and your cookies
You're of course right I'm just not cut out for this kind of work.
I miss Markoh I usually only lurk in the background  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ooh, i got a rant. why do people put old pics of themselves on their profiles, like not a couple of years but one from ages ago when they used to be hot and now they're minging so they put a hot pic to compare themselves to and make themselves look worse?
like seriously, you can still be hot if you were hot once.
This is a mystery I don't know how to answer.
Now now lovely lady you were all sunshine and flowers earlier let's go back to that happy place.
Tea?
my son made me a coffee i was shaking that much. jk.
i need to stop going on pof to see who's messaged me.
Just to be clear you don't have a son, you do have a son but he didn't make you coffee or you weren't really shaking?
What's POF?
lol, i wasn't shaking. i have 3 soins and one of them did make me a brew, just coz i asked him to.
pof is a dating site and i'm sure all the hot guys who message me are married, and some of the not so hot ones. i shall get a life soon.
3 sons awwhhh that's awesome.
POF does not sound good "
yeah and they're good kids luckily.
pof is alright as a site, i just don't think anyone uses it for dating. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ooh, i got a rant. why do people put old pics of themselves on their profiles, like not a couple of years but one from ages ago when they used to be hot and now they're minging so they put a hot pic to compare themselves to and make themselves look worse?
like seriously, you can still be hot if you were hot once.
This is a mystery I don't know how to answer.
Now now lovely lady you were all sunshine and flowers earlier let's go back to that happy place.
Tea?
my son made me a coffee i was shaking that much. jk.
i need to stop going on pof to see who's messaged me.
Just to be clear you don't have a son, you do have a son but he didn't make you coffee or you weren't really shaking?
What's POF?
lol, i wasn't shaking. i have 3 soins and one of them did make me a brew, just coz i asked him to.
pof is a dating site and i'm sure all the hot guys who message me are married, and some of the not so hot ones. i shall get a life soon.
3 sons awwhhh that's awesome.
POF does not sound good
yeah and they're good kids luckily.
pof is alright as a site, i just don't think anyone uses it for dating."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ooh, i got a rant. why do people put old pics of themselves on their profiles, like not a couple of years but one from ages ago when they used to be hot and now they're minging so they put a hot pic to compare themselves to and make themselves look worse?
like seriously, you can still be hot if you were hot once.
This is a mystery I don't know how to answer.
Now now lovely lady you were all sunshine and flowers earlier let's go back to that happy place.
Tea?
my son made me a coffee i was shaking that much. jk.
i need to stop going on pof to see who's messaged me.
Just to be clear you don't have a son, you do have a son but he didn't make you coffee or you weren't really shaking?
What's POF?
lol, i wasn't shaking. i have 3 soins and one of them did make me a brew, just coz i asked him to.
pof is a dating site and i'm sure all the hot guys who message me are married, and some of the not so hot ones. i shall get a life soon.
3 sons awwhhh that's awesome.
POF does not sound good
yeah and they're good kids luckily.
pof is alright as a site, i just don't think anyone uses it for dating.
Is it like swinging for beginners "
i think it's an alternative to marriedaffairs.com. oh well. |
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"Oohsaidwat? " . Ooh thank the Lord, where the bloody hell have you been, knitter has had a breakdown trying to do your job, she's getting people's name wrong and all sorts, I think she has gone for a lie down, and not before time, now get your ass back at your post young man, and pleaseeeee refrain from deserting the forums again Mrs blue eyes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oohsaidwat? . Ooh thank the Lord, where the bloody hell have you been, knitter has had a breakdown trying to do your job, she's getting people's name wrong and all sorts, I think she has gone for a lie down, and not before time, now get your ass back at your post young man, and pleaseeeee refrain from deserting the forums again Mrs blue eyes "
Fine work by knitter I reckon.
I think she's more than capable of hosting the Thursday Rant Day thread from now on.
All those in favour say aye....
*she's not having a lay down, shes making me a chocolate cake.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ooh, i got a rant. why do people put old pics of themselves on their profiles, like not a couple of years but one from ages ago when they used to be hot and now they're minging so they put a hot pic to compare themselves to and make themselves look worse?
like seriously, you can still be hot if you were hot once.
This is a mystery I don't know how to answer.
Now now lovely lady you were all sunshine and flowers earlier let's go back to that happy place.
Tea?
my son made me a coffee i was shaking that much. jk.
i need to stop going on pof to see who's messaged me.
Just to be clear you don't have a son, you do have a son but he didn't make you coffee or you weren't really shaking?
What's POF?
lol, i wasn't shaking. i have 3 soins and one of them did make me a brew, just coz i asked him to.
pof is a dating site and i'm sure all the hot guys who message me are married, and some of the not so hot ones. i shall get a life soon.
3 sons awwhhh that's awesome.
POF does not sound good
yeah and they're good kids luckily.
pof is alright as a site, i just don't think anyone uses it for dating.
Is it like swinging for beginners
i think it's an alternative to marriedaffairs.com. oh well."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oohsaidwat? . Ooh thank the Lord, where the bloody hell have you been, knitter has had a breakdown trying to do your job, she's getting people's name wrong and all sorts, I think she has gone for a lie down, and not before time, now get your ass back at your post young man, and pleaseeeee refrain from deserting the forums again Mrs blue eyes
Fine work by knitter I reckon.
I think she's more than capable of hosting the Thursday Rant Day thread from now on.
All those in favour say aye....
*she's not having a lay down, shes making me a chocolate cake. "
No thank you very muchly Markoh Mrs Blue Eyes is quite correct I'm bloody awful at this.
I haven't had time to fab fab fab pics or kiss anyone
Beside you're just a far superior facilitor  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Absolutely nothing to rant about, despite a colleague of mine stupendously trying my patience this morning.
The sun has been doing it's shiny thing all day, I'm near as damn it moved into my new temporary digs and one of my favourite Fab ladies has returned to this mad and loopy world. Ooooh, and it's Eurovision on Saturday.
Heels HQ is officially a rant free zone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone call my name?
Whassappenin'
And where the bloody hell have you been.
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Work. Phones been in the safe most of the day.
Thanks for sorting out rant day. You're a natural.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone call my name?
Whassappenin'
And where the bloody hell have you been.
Work. Phones been in the safe most of the day.
Thanks for sorting out rant day. You're a natural. "
Pffft. What time do you call this? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone call my name?
Whassappenin'
And where the bloody hell have you been.
Work. Phones been in the safe most of the day.
Thanks for sorting out rant day. You're a natural.
Pffft. What time do you call this? "
22:44.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone call my name?
Whassappenin'
And where the bloody hell have you been.
Work. Phones been in the safe most of the day.
Thanks for sorting out rant day. You're a natural.
Pffft. What time do you call this?
22:44. "
Pedant! But bloody good call. Mwah. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone call my name?
Whassappenin'
And where the bloody hell have you been.
Work. Phones been in the safe most of the day.
Thanks for sorting out rant day. You're a natural.
Pffft. What time do you call this?
22:44.
Pedant! But bloody good call. Mwah. "
Well, you did ask.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone call my name?
Whassappenin'
And where the bloody hell have you been.
Work. Phones been in the safe most of the day.
Thanks for sorting out rant day. You're a natural.
Pffft. What time do you call this?
22:44.
Pedant! But bloody good call. Mwah.
Well, you did ask. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone call my name?
Whassappenin'
And where the bloody hell have you been.
Work. Phones been in the safe most of the day.
Thanks for sorting out rant day. You're a natural.
Pffft. What time do you call this?
22:44.
Pedant! But bloody good call. Mwah.
Well, you did ask.
True. "
Anything else I can help you with, I have the time.
See what I did there?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did not have a rant on Thursday, but now I do!
I want to rant about people who criticize other people's preferences. I want to rant about people who twist other people's words.
I want to rant about people who are narrow minded.
Rant over, gosh that felt good! |
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