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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

mad hatters tea party..who would you invite?

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By *shpred1Man  over a year ago

Romford

Alice.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If there's a tea party. Me.

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

I'm holding a normal tea party

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"If there's a tea party. Me."

Me too then please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"mad hatters tea party..who would you invite?"
you for definate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nobody. All the mad people just turn up anyway

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By *r TriomanMan  over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Haven't really given this much thought lovely Suzy, I'm too mesmerized by your profile picture! But, off the top off my head, I'd say Donald Trump, he's the most insane person that I can think of.

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By *r TriomanMan  over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Alice."

Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Nobody. All the mad people just turn up anyway "

Negative but true

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By *ali 69Man  over a year ago

jersey

Mr Kipling....well , tea's too wet otherwise .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will there be cake.,

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Alice."
do you know her?

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"If there's a tea party. Me."
youd invite yourself? in the mirror?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will there be cake.,"

Was waiting for the c word..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Going to bed you sweet things; I have another engineering mathematics exam in the morning, specifically Newtons Laws of Motion... (I feel seasick)

Bonsoiree

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Grace Jones. x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If there's a tea party. Me. youd invite yourself? in the mirror?"

Yep, and then drink all the tea.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm holding a normal tea party "
are you sweet? im sorry..i havent been on the forums..hence why i was late....it triggered the im late for a very important date, line from alice

should i change it to something else?

suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Going to bed you sweet things; I have another engineering mathematics exam in the morning, specifically Newtons Laws of Motion... (I feel seasick)

Bonsoiree

"

Oh I would invite Newton (on that basis)

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

ok..im late im late for a very important............(blankety blank)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd invite Alice just to ask what acid she was on how's everyone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm holding a normal tea party are you sweet? im sorry..i havent been on the forums..hence why i was late....it triggered the im late for a very important date, line from alice

should i change it to something else?

suggestions?"

You could go with The tea party... After dark

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

just me

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By *educedWoman  over a year ago

Birmingham

I don't drink tea (looks like mud tastes like mud) so if there's juice I'll come.

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm holding a normal tea party are you sweet? im sorry..i havent been on the forums..hence why i was late....it triggered the im late for a very important date, line from alice

should i change it to something else?

suggestions?"

Don't be daft, Tea parties are all good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Alice. do you know her? "

I knew her once!

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

yes a juice and smoothie party

you have the juice sedunced...and ill take the smoothie......hehehe

hi everyone..im very busy..so waves at all who came above..oooerrrr

kinky minx..thank you..i really didnt mean to gate crash threads id love to come to the tea party if youll have me..apart from the boston one, because that wasnt a good ending xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Alice. do you know her?

I knew her once! "

bet you did, bet she didnt produce you a tornado though x

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"kinky minx..thank you..i really didnt mean to gate crash threads id love to come to the tea party if youll have me..apart from the boston one, because that wasnt a good ending xx"

There must be tea in the air. You're welcome though mine will be sane.

(She hopes )

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"just me"
hey gorgeous xx

would that be ftf..or fft?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't drink tea (looks like mud tastes like mud) so if there's juice I'll come. "

There's gin & juice

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I don't drink tea (looks like mud tastes like mud) so if there's juice I'll come.

There's gin & juice"

good man thats _educed sorted..

grace jones..shi is that a cocktail?

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"kinky minx..thank you..i really didnt mean to gate crash threads id love to come to the tea party if youll have me..apart from the boston one, because that wasnt a good ending xx

There must be tea in the air. You're welcome though mine will be sane.

(She hopes )"

i am definitely not sane today..too much going on, has got me hyper xx

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By *educedWoman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"I don't drink tea (looks like mud tastes like mud) so if there's juice I'll come.

There's gin & juice"

Gin?!?!

Mother's ruin!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nights here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Alice. do you know her?

I knew her once! bet you did, bet she didnt produce you a tornado though x"

No she didn't!! Unlike someone I know hey Sweet Cheeks

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By *educedWoman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Nights here "

What do you know about prawns and allergies?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nights here

What do you know about prawns and allergies? "

I don't like either

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple  over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

I would invite myself, hubby and a bottle of red wine.... that would definitely make a mad, naughty, hot, sexy party..... xxxxxx suzi

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By *educedWoman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Nights here

What do you know about prawns and allergies?

I don't like either "

Ever since I was little, Ive not eaten fish or shell fish because I'm allergic. This was proved to be correct after ingesting oysters on a blind date in Brighton where upon I projectile vomitted on said date.

However, I have tonight sat and eaten a bag of prawn crackers and I have no symptoms! Well aside from a stiff neck but that's to do with my liking for pillows.

Do you think I'm cured?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

May I bring my alter-ego, teapot brandisher?

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Nights here

What do you know about prawns and allergies?

I don't like either

Ever since I was little, Ive not eaten fish or shell fish because I'm allergic. This was proved to be correct after ingesting oysters on a blind date in Brighton where upon I projectile vomitted on said date.

However, I have tonight sat and eaten a bag of prawn crackers and I have no symptoms! Well aside from a stiff neck but that's to do with my liking for pillows.

Do you think I'm cured? "

i wouldnt risk it for a chocolate biscuit sweet x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Alice. do you know her?

I knew her once! bet you did, bet she didnt produce you a tornado though x

No she didn't!! Unlike someone I know hey Sweet Cheeks "

skillz

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

hello hello all those im not replying too..in and out like sherbert dip dap here...giggles...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Frank Zappa,Howard Marks and Bruce Lee(not me!)

Scarlett Johansson and Uma Thurman to sit on my knee kissing each other

Jessica Rabbit as the serving wench

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening xxx id invite my lovely suzy and voddy and a few very sexy men and my madhatters tea party would be crazy the teapot would be filled with sweet rhubarb tea and the men would be naked apart from some lil bunny ears

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nights here

What do you know about prawns and allergies?

I don't like either

Ever since I was little, Ive not eaten fish or shell fish because I'm allergic. This was proved to be correct after ingesting oysters on a blind date in Brighton where upon I projectile vomitted on said date.

However, I have tonight sat and eaten a bag of prawn crackers and I have no symptoms! Well aside from a stiff neck but that's to do with my liking for pillows.

Do you think I'm cured? "

Prawn crackers doesnt contain any sea creatures

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"hello hello all those im not replying too..in and out like sherbert dip dap here...giggles... "

Hello Suzy

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

I'll have unsweetened iced tea, talk about revolution with ben franklin (he liked the ladies too)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening xxx id invite my lovely suzy and voddy and a few very sexy men and my madhatters tea party would be crazy the teapot would be filled with sweet rhubarb tea and the men would be naked apart from some lil bunny ears "

Gladly go stark, bunny ears are an offence to the eye

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Frank Zappa,Howard Marks and Bruce Lee(not me!)

Scarlett Johansson and Uma Thurman to sit on my knee kissing each other

Jessica Rabbit as the serving wench "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will there be cake.,

Was waiting for the c word.."

You can always rely on the fat bird to ask for cake

Meaning myself

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Good evening xxx id invite my lovely suzy and voddy and a few very sexy men and my madhatters tea party would be crazy the teapot would be filled with sweet rhubarb tea and the men would be naked apart from some lil bunny ears "
hey beautiful..you are so sweet.. cant wait to see you xx mmm men in bunny ears...how adorable xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Nights here

What do you know about prawns and allergies?

I don't like either

Ever since I was little, Ive not eaten fish or shell fish because I'm allergic. This was proved to be correct after ingesting oysters on a blind date in Brighton where upon I projectile vomitted on said date.

However, I have tonight sat and eaten a bag of prawn crackers and I have no symptoms! Well aside from a stiff neck but that's to do with my liking for pillows.

Do you think I'm cured?

Prawn crackers doesnt contain any sea creatures"

correct

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"hello hello all those im not replying too..in and out like sherbert dip dap here...giggles...

Hello Suzy "

hiya xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'll have unsweetened iced tea, talk about revolution with ben franklin (he liked the ladies too) "
hey bill... waves at texas on the world map xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Good evening xxx id invite my lovely suzy and voddy and a few very sexy men and my madhatters tea party would be crazy the teapot would be filled with sweet rhubarb tea and the men would be naked apart from some lil bunny ears

Gladly go stark, bunny ears are an offence to the eye "

id use a blindfold, you would haveto look

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Will there be cake.,

Was waiting for the c word..

You can always rely on the fat bird to ask for cake

Meaning myself "

hey lovely...kinky minx has party next door..askher if theres any cake..i havent had time to make one..crap tonight aint i?.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Frank Zappa,Howard Marks and Bruce Lee(not me!)

Scarlett Johansson and Uma Thurman to sit on my knee kissing each other

Jessica Rabbit as the serving wench "

Aye if I could divert my attention from Scarlett n Uma sharing each other n Jessica bending over as she pours......would be a few very interesting convos happening!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will there be cake.,

Was waiting for the c word..

You can always rely on the fat bird to ask for cake

Meaning myself "

I LOVE cake !!

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Frank Zappa,Howard Marks and Bruce Lee(not me!)

Scarlett Johansson and Uma Thurman to sit on my knee kissing each other

Jessica Rabbit as the serving wench

Aye if I could divert my attention from Scarlett n Uma sharing each other n Jessica bending over as she pours......would be a few very interesting convos happening! "

hehe would you be the dom directing all this? x

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford

At the moment I'd invite anyone who gives me regular cups of sweet tea with an ice cube in it to cool it down, and anyone who can deal with groggy me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening xxx id invite my lovely suzy and voddy and a few very sexy men and my madhatters tea party would be crazy the teapot would be filled with sweet rhubarb tea and the men would be naked apart from some lil bunny ears hey beautiful..you are so sweet.. cant wait to see you xx mmm men in bunny ears...how adorable xx"

Bunny ears

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening xxx id invite my lovely suzy and voddy and a few very sexy men and my madhatters tea party would be crazy the teapot would be filled with sweet rhubarb tea and the men would be naked apart from some lil bunny ears

Gladly go stark, bunny ears are an offence to the eye id use a blindfold, you would haveto look "

Blindfold over bunny ears, truth

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Nights here

What do you know about prawns and allergies?

I don't like either

Ever since I was little, Ive not eaten fish or shell fish because I'm allergic. This was proved to be correct after ingesting oysters on a blind date in Brighton where upon I projectile vomitted on said date.

However, I have tonight sat and eaten a bag of prawn crackers and I have no symptoms! Well aside from a stiff neck but that's to do with my liking for pillows.

Do you think I'm cured? "

Evening lovely.

You might not have been allergic to the fruits of the sea, just had a bad oyster.

On a different note, I'm not going to the Swingles do at jaydees on Friday . Would have been nice to meet you. Maybe next time. X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will there be cake.,

Was waiting for the c word..

You can always rely on the fat bird to ask for cake

Meaning myself hey lovely...kinky minx has party next door..askher if theres any cake..i havent had time to make one..crap tonight aint i?. "

Nah you're not

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Mona lisas and mad hatters

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Frank Zappa,Howard Marks and Bruce Lee(not me!)

Scarlett Johansson and Uma Thurman to sit on my knee kissing each other

Jessica Rabbit as the serving wench

Aye if I could divert my attention from Scarlett n Uma sharing each other n Jessica bending over as she pours......would be a few very interesting convos happening! hehe would you be the dom directing all this? x"

Never thought of myself as a dom but may gruffly growl a few (ahem) requests!

"use one hand on her tits n the other on her pussy as you kiss n bite her neck......that's it,fuck yes! Now......bite my neck...harder!......Good girl!" x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Johnny Knoxville and Stevo x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Johnny Knoxville and Stevo x"

Now that would be a laugh n a half....Would have to grow a set of eyes on the back of your head though!

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