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Lessons you've learned since joining Fab...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Self explanatory really!

When I first joined, I always thought that if someone's location was something like "close to you" that they were actually close by... not so much.

I also quickly learned what a unicorn was soon after joining, and I didn't realise that there were so few single women on, by comparison.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I unfortunately learnt what a blue waffle is

thankfully not in person yuk!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Being married man with a small cock will get you no where on a swingers site

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Believe nothing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Standards....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Believe nothing

I think you're sexy as fuck

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

Some very odd people use Fab.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I'm adorable and loads of women want to play with my hair.

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Believe nothing

I think you're sexy as fuck

Obviously every rule has its exceptions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Trust nobody

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I unfortunately learnt what a blue waffle is

thankfully not in person yuk!!!!"

You do know that They are fake?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take everything with a hugh pinch of salt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Avoid the rude demanding people who send abuse if you say no thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I didn't learn about filters until I joined the forums

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS over a year ago

Epsom

Always check he has a condom on!

Somehow it slipped off between seeing the packet open and him touching my bum......

Wha the fuck. No way! No glove no love simple

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By *ost SockMan over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

You need patience lol

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I unfortunately learnt what a blue waffle is

thankfully not in person yuk!!!!"

I've learned not to Google shot like this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lot of men are cunts.

A lot of men will touch literally anything to get their dick wet.

I'm hot.

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By *tillup4funMan over a year ago

Wakefield

How shallow and unforgiving some people are.

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I didn't learn about filters until I joined the forums

To late now.

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By *llebWoman over a year ago

Poulton Le Fylde

That anyone will say anything to get what they want

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That there are good people on here, but also really strange emotional ones too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

men can be equally as bitchy as women

not to take anything too seriously

if you are after getting well and truly fucked, start a contentious thread about anything

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By *akedninjaMan over a year ago

edinburgh

Don't eat yellow snow!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/05/16 13:30:08]

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

To avoid the fab drama and not get involved with people who have fuck buddies (past experience) it's just drama

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Before joining I thought i was quite the stud in the bedroom lol my 1st meet showed me there is always new things to learn & new ways to improve ur skills

now I'm an approved swordsman

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Don't ever refer to your daughter on a post, status, or message unless you want to be creeped out.

Don't assume a verified guy will turn up.

Assume the worst. That way you'll (nearly) always be pleasantly surprised.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you read it in a forum and haven't heard of it before, DON'T google it. Particularly when eating.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My ex (3 or 4 years ago) cheated on me with over 100 men...

((It's okay it's in the past)) but I learnt that from here lol...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nobody loves me!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you read it in a forum and haven't heard of it before, DON'T google it. Particularly when eating. "

To late, did the blue waffle, may never eat again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/05/16 13:39:42]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People take things very seriously

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That i don't know the true meaning of what a Unicorn is...

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan over a year ago

London

That it wouldn't be as easy as i thought it would be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some people don't have standards

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By *i Lady Next DoorWoman over a year ago

nottingham

I have had to google so many words used on fab

I thought I was "in the know" until I joined

Sweet and innocent compared to here

(Not so much now) lol

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Always think that a meet will cancel or not show up. Then you won't be so disappointed!!

Off to Google blue waffle.....I can't help myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I didn't learn about filters until I joined the forums

To late now.

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By *iscean MaleMan over a year ago

Darlaston

How "picky" people can be compared to other sites...as in

I dont want i dont want i dont want

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lot of men are cunts.

A lot of men will touch literally anything to get their dick wet.

I'm hot. "

Yes you are fucking hot nice pics BTW

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Off to Google blue waffle.....I can't help myself

Don't bother. It's a hoax.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

There is no such thing as blue waffle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May not be but still can't eat my ham sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use the block button.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That some couples (by no means all) should get down off their pedestals and stop saying single guys have no place in swinging whilst looking for single women

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That some couples (by no means all) should get down off their pedestals and stop saying single guys have no place in swinging whilst looking for single women

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That i don't know the true meaning of what a Unicorn is...

It's a horse with a horn on its head!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stand and fight you're corner in the forum

And eat cake

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Off to Google blue waffle.....I can't help myself

Don't bother. It's a hoax."

The images used are from bad cases of untreated genital warts that have been photoshopped

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

That I'm a proper unicorn....neigh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That many folks would, given the choice, rather die of cancer than admit to having had a STI.

That many men claim they are super studs until you tell them there will be other men at the meet. Then they run away for fear of contact or comparison.

That some men genuinely think they can fuck a horny woman until she can take no more. Then, usually at the first meet, they find it takes at least 3 of them to even get close.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That this is not the magical hedonistic, world of fantasy ,l imagined and men are surplus to requirement

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

I've learnt that I need l butler, preferably a kinky one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We have learnt a few things on here, men will say your pics are fab (even though they can't see them!) and they will try and say anything just to get in your undies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have learnt that single guys that find a willing fwb or fb or whatever and set up a couples profile instantly hate single men....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lot of men like the look of my cock!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've also learned that people seem to actively seek stds by not playing protected and advertising it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I'm only attractive to people who live very far away

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

No one man will ever 'tick all of my boxes' so I've learnt to compromise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I seem to attract gay guys and tv's?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I only seem to attract the "timewasters"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How "picky" people can be compared to other sites...as in

I dont want i dont want i dont want"

This^^^ Yep, unlike other sex sites, this one is filled to the gunnels with very fussy and picky people. Not being bitter..honest. lol.

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I've learnt what a lot of abrivations are and i can't spell.

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

"I unfortunately learnt what a blue waffle is

thankfully not in person yuk!!!!"
lol that made me laugh so much

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I only seem to attract the "timewasters" "

Me too..

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I've learnt just how nasty people can be, how many lies they tell & rumours they spread. Oh & the lengths they go to to spread their lies is pathetic.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have learnt that single guys that find a willing fwb or fb or whatever and set up a couples profile instantly hate single men.... "

Ha..that's the fickleness of the human condition.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What ankle bracelets "really" mean.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've learnt just how nasty people can be, how many lies they tell & rumours they spread. Oh & the lengths they go to to spread their lies is pathetic. "

^^^^ this

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By *anB451Man over a year ago

Reading

If a couple starts arguing during the meet, leave immediately

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've learnt just how nasty people can be, how many lies they tell & rumours they spread. Oh & the lengths they go to to spread their lies is pathetic. "

This^^^^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a lot cooler than I thought

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What ankle bracelets "really" mean.

xxx"

Do tell I don't know this one

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By *rs Mia WallaceWoman over a year ago

Bathwyche

That even though sex is a sure thing....a guy cant help himself but to talk bullshit uber compliments to smooth the (third) meet.

Cant accom generally means married/relationship

"yes social meet first is fine"

And...above all, that i am not a slut just because i like sex! Herrah! Best lesson ever

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

"I'm a lot cooler than I thought

And you miss things

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

"If a couple starts arguing during the meet, leave immediately

Hilarious ..... Although very disappointing im sure

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

That the majority of men are illiterate and can't read

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What ankle bracelets "really" mean.

xxx

Do tell I don't know this one

See anklet thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That the promise of pussy will make a horny man do anything even cure cancer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That although most say want honesty it not what they looking for

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By *ali 69Man over a year ago

jersey

People who demand face pics saying they'll send one back regardless....lie .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some very odd people use Fab."

This

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That the majority of men are illiterate and can't read

on that note i didn't realise so many people had problems with writing and spelling and stuff.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've learnt that for every awesome meet there is balance.

Worth it though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've learnt just how nasty people can be, how many lies they tell & rumours they spread. Oh & the lengths they go to to spread their lies is pathetic. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im about to find out what a blue waffle is.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That i should not come in the forums otherwise i just start looking at profiles and fabbing pics lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooooh!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That I'm only attractive to people who live very far away "

Yeah. This.

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"That the majority of men are illiterate and can't read

on that note i didn't realise so many people had problems with writing and spelling and stuff."

Quite a lot I'm dyslexic and I try my best but things slip through the net (it's worse when I'm tired), then to make matters worse my iPhone's predictive text as a mind of its own.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That the promise of pussy will make a horny man do anything even cure cancer "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take nothing seriously

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Swingers don't really swing - they meet in coffee shops for drinks & cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That the majority of men are illiterate and can't read

on that note i didn't realise so many people had problems with writing and spelling and stuff.

Quite a lot I'm dyslexic and I try my best but things slip through the net (it's worse when I'm tired), then to make matters worse my iPhone's predictive text as a mind of its own."

not slagging them off for it, mine's not great. but there's way more than i expected there to be.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I was gay I would be in demand. But I'm not so I'm not

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"That the majority of men are illiterate and can't read

on that note i didn't realise so many people had problems with writing and spelling and stuff.

Quite a lot I'm dyslexic and I try my best but things slip through the net (it's worse when I'm tired), then to make matters worse my iPhone's predictive text as a mind of its own.

not slagging them off for it, mine's not great. but there's way more than i expected there to be."

It's definitely eye opening

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By *anB451Man over a year ago

Reading

"If a couple starts arguing during the meet, leave immediately

Hilarious ..... Although very disappointing im sure

Very! But you live and learn. I know also know never to be a couple's first MMF, as invariably one wanted it more than the other!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That the majority of men are illiterate and can't read

on that note i didn't realise so many people had problems with writing and spelling and stuff.

Quite a lot I'm dyslexic and I try my best but things slip through the net (it's worse when I'm tired), then to make matters worse my iPhone's predictive text as a mind of its own.

not slagging them off for it, mine's not great. but there's way more than i expected there to be.

It's definitely eye opening "

yeah that's what i meant. eye opening, awareness kind of thing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That i need to be 23 with a suntan and a six pack !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That your hang ups about your own body are not as bad as you thought..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I was human I would be in demand. But I'm not so I'm not

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"If I was gay I would be in demand. But I'm not so I'm not

If you were bi you'd really be in demand!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That the majority of men are illiterate and can't read

on that note i didn't realise so many people had problems with writing and spelling and stuff.

Quite a lot I'm dyslexic and I try my best but things slip through the net (it's worse when I'm tired), then to make matters worse my iPhone's predictive text as a mind of its own."

know the feeling

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"If I was a unicorn I would be in demand. But I'm not so I'm not

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By *iss69Man over a year ago

Knutsford

Gut feeling about folk is generally correct.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That it's just the Internet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

that being in demand is over rated, and it's not always by people that you want to be demanded of.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

I learnt few things.

1. People like to argue for the sake of arguing

2. Everyone is horny. Not many get sex

3. People are not as open minded as they think

4. There're some weirdos. But there are some lovely people here too

5. I'm very lucky to have a husband whom supports me on my bisexual journey.

Mrs SB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's there is now a second reason I don't have Sky tv.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I'm not completely unattractive.

And that some people have far too much time on their hands lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That as a single man that can't accommodate; I am married....

....which was new to me, now where is the "lucky" lady??

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

Nipples pasties .... Today I thought I'd learnt it was paste-ies as opposed to how I'd always said it, pasty-s, BUT THEN I learnt I may have been saying it right all along because of how pasties are made. Confused

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha I feel unnoticed lol

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"That the promise of pussy will make a horny man do anything even cure cancer "

This one is still making me smile

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By *awandOrderCouple over a year ago

SW London

"I've learnt just how nasty people can be, how many lies they tell & rumours they spread. Oh & the lengths they go to to spread their lies is pathetic. "

That's a sad lesson to learn, but if you've been the recipient of this, why stay? If I was in that situation, I wouldn't stay in it .... is it really that bed?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive learned that my time on the forums is only a look at me experience for myself and for every other person on here....except for the ones not looking to meet as they couldn't get shagged in real life down the town on a Friday night.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

"Believe nothing

I think you're sexy as fuck

Obviously every rule has its exceptions

Hehehe but I've met you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That we've been doing sex wrong for 20 odd years

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I haven't learned a thing, still hopelessly innocent. but I am puzzled why there are so many threads about the British Broadcasting Company, and even weirder cash machines?

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

"Ive learned that my time on the forums is only a look at me experience for myself and for every other person on here....except for the ones not looking to meet as they couldn't get shagged in real life down the town on a Friday night.

A-hem ..... Say what now?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When attending an orgy, place at least 12 condoms on your willy before hand for a quick change!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A-hem ..... Say what now?!"

Fucking god knows pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When attending an orgy, place at least 12 condoms on your willy before hand for a quick change!

Like Moto X tear off strips! Genius idea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bitter much?

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

"When attending an orgy, place at least 12 condoms on your willy before hand for a quick change!

Very important lesson there Clem, but surely the bottom one is gonna get a bit full and squishy

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

"If I was gay I would be in demand. But I'm not so I'm not

Oh yes you are lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never lose ur heart to a fabber unless u truly know them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bitter much?"

I don't understand ...?!

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I've learnt a few things. Some I thought I knew already and have had that confirmed by being on here. I actually have quite a good bullshit filter, for example. I am considered attractive by some people (I've always thought I was OK but realising other people sometimes agree has been interesting). Things I've specifically learnt on here is that fab life would be far easier if I stopped trying to let people down gently, but that lesson still proves hard to put into practice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bitter much?"

I like Bitter but in the summer I like larger or a glass of very cold Sauvignon Blanc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When attending an orgy, place at least 12 condoms on your willy before hand for a quick change!

Very important lesson there Clem, but surely the bottom one is gonna get a bit full and squishy

With 12 condoms on?! No chance!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bitter much?

I don't understand ...?! "

It's a rather cynical point of view.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've learnt that there's always a fly in the ointment.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can rarely rely on people actually turning up. When they do turn up it can be fabulous but when they duck out at the last minute it dents your confidence big style.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That the majority of men are illiterate and can't read

From my, opposite sex attraction thread, I can confirm that all genders can't read

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The earth isn't actually flat. Who would've thought it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and age does matter

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Oh and age does matter"

This is true

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I've learned that not all men are complete bastards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh and age does matter

This is true

That's ages on here are fictitious, we made the mistake of putting our real ages on here.....

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

That some people just cant resist having a little dig

Ive removed posts, can you keep it off the forums please. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quite a lot of people's goal is in fact any hole.

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I've learnt just how nasty people can be, how many lies they tell & rumours they spread. Oh & the lengths they go to to spread their lies is pathetic.

That's a sad lesson to learn, but if you've been the recipient of this, why stay? If I was in that situation, I wouldn't stay in it .... is it really that bed?"

Why shouldn't I stay? I have done nothing wrong & they are no longer on the forums. Also I have friends in the forums (that I have also met in real life) & my lovely FB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have learned that the sex I had whilst married for 10 years was truly atrocious. Pre-fab I thought it was merely 'meh'.

Nell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We learnt what sloshing was thank God for Google

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apparently every Man on here is bi or gay

Don't spell something "wright' people will jump all over you

Different day same shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Expect nothing, wish for nothing and you'll not be disappointed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Took me ages to realise people randomly change their locations / postcode.

That some will post one thing on here and do the complete opposite in private.

Take everything said to me with a huge pinch of salt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've learnt just how nasty people can be, how many lies they tell & rumours they spread. Oh & the lengths they go to to spread their lies is pathetic.

That's a sad lesson to learn, but if you've been the recipient of this, why stay? If I was in that situation, I wouldn't stay in it .... is it really that bed?

Why shouldn't I stay? I have done nothing wrong & they are no longer on the forums. Also I have friends in the forums (that I have also met in real life) & my lovely FB "

Yes we've learnt that lesson too.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I rarely post and if I do the intention isn't look at me.

I'm currently not looking to meet but that is because I have now established friendships via the forums. Friends I meet and enjoy

Different lessons for different people. I guess it depends on how you approach things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have learned to catch ping-pong balls flying through the air whilst blindfolded with my acute sense of smell...

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

a) To ignore the threads where I know I'll get annoyed by the bigotry shown by some.

b) The friends notice if you're not around and make contact.

c) Even the apparently friendliest of people may have a virtual knife ready and aimed at your back.

d) Blocking can be easier and has fewer comebacks than saying no.

e) The social side of swinging keeps me here.

f) No sex is better than lots of bad sex.

g) Face Pic Friday and sending a face picture can lead to being blocked.

h) I'm rubbish at sending a first message (90% failure rate).

i) Don't Google things mentioned on the forum.

j) That bullet is a sex toy and not ammunition.

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

People are people, we've all got our kinks, likes , and dislikes , and we're not shy about it , i've laughed , struck dumb, been offended and i'm sure offended someone , but it all comes down to people being people

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I have learned to catch ping-pong balls flying through the air whilst blindfolded with my acute sense of smell..."

Damn that's hot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That my pooch is more popular than me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"that being in demand is over rated, and it's not always by people that you want to be demanded of."

Yes this a lot.

And also UNLOS mostly means "I'm just nipping out to the shop, I'll be back in 10".

And the big one for me, always, always trust my gut instinct. If I'm ever unsure about a meet in future, DON'T do it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have learned to catch ping-pong balls flying through the air whilst blindfolded with my acute sense of smell..."

I've learnt to throw ping-pong balls into the air without using my hands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have learnt that nothing lasts forever, also if you want something you can make it happen. To be more accepting towards others and that the blick button is a fab tool to kerp idiots away

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By *ed LipstickWoman over a year ago

Fucksville

That some men think that cos you have messaged them 3 times that you are legally obliged to shag them the following day.

Ooo and that a snowball isn't just a Christmas drink

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman over a year ago

B & M Bargains

That my interpretation of "straight" doesn't match other people's.

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman over a year ago

Dartford

To have tons of pop corn in the cupboard for contentious forum threads!!!

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

That there's this thing called 'a social' where you meet but don't fuck.

Who knew?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That there's this thing called 'a social' where you meet but don't fuck.

Who knew?

We soon found out about that one , but figured we would fuck anyway .

It didn't go down too well as the gents toilets were full of guys covering Sabrina in cum .

After the grief we got from the women attending the social , we never went to another

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By *hav02Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

9/10 women on here are looking for women

9/10 users are men

9/10 men are not straight regardless of their status

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"9/10 women on here are looking for women

9/10 users are men

9/10 men are not straight regardless of their status"

9/10 statistics are made up on the spot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That well endowed can massively vary.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1) Fab brings a whole new meaning to the words "be patient"!!

2) don't pretend to be someone you're not or you'll soon get found out

3) people in general do like to be helpful in the forums

4) if something seems to good to be true then it probably is! Never get your hopes up

5) optimism will get you far in here

6) humour is a great ice breaker and will gain you many friends

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Murphy's law

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not to google blue waffle

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

This is true. I can only only pull and get shagged on a Saturday and occasionally a Thursday night while out in town.

Now look at me!

(This might be a porkie pie)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What we have learnt is how many adults still can't read.

I blame the government

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fab is full of magic, women are beautiful until they say no then pooof they turn into munters

Unicorns and blue waffles lurking in the dark forrest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

don't tell people your a Newcastle fan

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