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over a year ago
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I'm trying to rescue a spider and chuck it outside.
I did the glass and piece of card trick but it won't walk onto the card, and is huddled on a tiny piece of carpet with its legs folded under.
I am worried if I slide the card under further so I can pick the whole thing up, I'm gonna squash it. 
Stupid spider.
Bet it knows it's raining outside. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm trying to rescue a spider and chuck it outside.
I did the glass and piece of card trick but it won't walk onto the card, and is huddled on a tiny piece of carpet with its legs folded under.
I am worried if I slide the card under further so I can pick the whole thing up, I'm gonna squash it.
Stupid spider.
Bet it knows it's raining outside. "
Aww gotta love yeh for trying..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm trying to rescue a spider and chuck it outside.
I did the glass and piece of card trick but it won't walk onto the card, and is huddled on a tiny piece of carpet with its legs folded under.
I am worried if I slide the card under further so I can pick the whole thing up, I'm gonna squash it.
Stupid spider.
Bet it knows it's raining outside. "
It will relax and move if you wait quietly with glass ready  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm trying to rescue a spider and chuck it outside.
I did the glass and piece of card trick but it won't walk onto the card, and is huddled on a tiny piece of carpet with its legs folded under.
I am worried if I slide the card under further so I can pick the whole thing up, I'm gonna squash it.
Stupid spider.
Bet it knows it's raining outside. "
.dyson  |
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It's a well-known fact that all spiders are Hindu (hence the many arms) and thus believe in reincarnation. So you're actually doing them a favour when you wallop them repeatedly into the carpet with the heel of your shoe, as they'll come back as something better.
(That's the theory I use, anyways)
Mr ddc |
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"Oh, don't worry... one COMPLETELY ruined my orgasm the other day. I took quite extreme revenge on the poor bugger 
Please do explain how that occured  "
*sighs dramatically*
I was laid in bed having some "me" time, opened my eyes for a second, saw a middish sized spider hanging from its web off the ceiling, so I jumped up & suffocated it with hairspray, then later hoovered - my ceilings are a good eight foot high - it up. Just to make sure it were well & truly dead. |
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It will relax and move if you wait quietly with glass ready "
I left it for five mins and it didn't move. Finally I called in my husband with strict instructions not to kill it who got it moving.
It's now outside. In the rain. Probably crawling back in through an open window as I type. |
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It will relax and move if you wait quietly with glass ready
I left it for five mins and it didn't move. Finally I called in my husband with strict instructions not to kill it who got it moving.
It's now outside. In the rain. Probably crawling back in through an open window as I type. "
At least you didn't kill the poor thing.
Well done |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh, don't worry... one COMPLETELY ruined my orgasm the other day. I took quite extreme revenge on the poor bugger
Please do explain how that occured
*sighs dramatically*
I was laid in bed having some "me" time, opened my eyes for a second, saw a middish sized spider hanging from its web off the ceiling, so I jumped up & suffocated it with hairspray, then later hoovered - my ceilings are a good eight foot high - it up. Just to make sure it were well & truly dead."
Thank you for clearing that up for me |
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It will relax and move if you wait quietly with glass ready
I left it for five mins and it didn't move. Finally I called in my husband with strict instructions not to kill it who got it moving.
It's now outside. In the rain. Probably crawling back in through an open window as I type. "
Good for you. Fear translates to hate on so many people on helpless creatures. (And I'm terrified) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It will relax and move if you wait quietly with glass ready
I left it for five mins and it didn't move. Finally I called in my husband with strict instructions not to kill it who got it moving.
It's now outside. In the rain. Probably crawling back in through an open window as I type.
At least you didn't kill the poor thing.
Well done "
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