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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What fqb expressions are guaranteed to make you cringe and squirm?
For me.. everytime i read "sexy times"  JUST SAY SEX  "
I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates that term   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What fqb expressions are guaranteed to make you cringe and squirm?
For me.. everytime i read "sexy times" JUST SAY SEX
I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates that term "
I kind hear that hannibal lectre sucking noise after they say it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fun!....anyone that has to use it so many times on their profile isn't going to be my idea of fun
It's always a fun guy that wants fun too.....  "
Oh no...now I'm turning into Miranda....I've said fun too many times....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fun!....anyone that has to use it so many times on their profile isn't going to be my idea of fun "
Agreed and again they could just say sex, simple lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mmmmmm and banter.
*Shudder*
I cant cope with those but 'bants' and i will hit block in 0.2 seconds "
Bants. Horrible.
If I find a woman who uses repartee, I might just ask her to marry me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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black guys mailing me asking if i like chocolate, or any other way a black guy uses cholocotae when talking about himself
its just so cringe worthy as soon as i see the word chocolate on a message i just stop reading
pack it in  theres nothing sexy at all about being asked if you want to taste their chocolate cock |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bad grammar, the word "genuine" and the word "of" instead of "have" (should of....aaaaggghhhh) "
Nah grammar doesnt bother me i cant type on my phone at all.x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mmmmmm and banter.
*Shudder*
I cant cope with those but 'bants' and i will hit block in 0.2 seconds
Think I'm going to throw up  *passes bucket*"
*fills said bucket* thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I try not to say fun or sexy time, and "play" is starting to get on my nerves to, I'd rather ask "can I ruin your makeup" or if I'm super horny "I'm about to make you look like Alice fucking cooper".
Don't judge me, at least I'm not saying fancy a fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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fun pisses me off as well, the most boring guys i've met have been up for fun.
had to put on my other profile that i'm looking for genuine fun guys because of them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I try not to say fun or sexy time, and "play" is starting to get on my nerves to, I'd rather ask "can I ruin your makeup" or if I'm super horny "I'm about to make you look like Alice fucking cooper".
Don't judge me, at least I'm not saying fancy a fuck "
This |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I try not to say fun or sexy time, and "play" is starting to get on my nerves to, I'd rather ask "can I ruin your makeup" or if I'm super horny "I'm about to make you look like Alice fucking cooper".
Don't judge me, at least I'm not saying fancy a fuck "
id rather fancy a fuck tbh. Straight to the point and no cringeyness for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I try not to say fun or sexy time, and "play" is starting to get on my nerves to, I'd rather ask "can I ruin your makeup" or if I'm super horny "I'm about to make you look like Alice fucking cooper".
Don't judge me, at least I'm not saying fancy a fuck id rather fancy a fuck tbh. Straight to the point and no cringeyness for me "
Nope... I tried that one. Got blocked. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I try not to say fun or sexy time, and "play" is starting to get on my nerves to, I'd rather ask "can I ruin your makeup" or if I'm super horny "I'm about to make you look like Alice fucking cooper".
Don't judge me, at least I'm not saying fancy a fuck id rather fancy a fuck tbh. Straight to the point and no cringeyness for me
Nope... I tried that one. Got blocked. Lol "
Ah i could reply im not like most girls on here but that would make me cringe too hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thinking about it, it's not so much the word / phrase it's the context & who is saying it.
For example, someone I fancy using the word titties probably wouldn't make me cringe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I try not to say fun or sexy time, and "play" is starting to get on my nerves to, I'd rather ask "can I ruin your makeup" or if I'm super horny "I'm about to make you look like Alice fucking cooper".
Don't judge me, at least I'm not saying fancy a fuck id rather fancy a fuck tbh. Straight to the point and no cringeyness for me
Nope... I tried that one. Got blocked. Lol
Ah i could reply im not like most girls on here but that would make me cringe too hahaha"
All of a sudden im realising why there's a need for the wink button. Except not many like being winked at either. Hmmmm... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not like every other guy I could make you cum in seconds....really I'm still waiting
Surely you wouldn't want to cum in seconds.  "
No I don't but this is what some guys say as they are so damn good (apparently) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thinking about it, it's not so much the word / phrase it's the context & who is saying it.
For example, someone I fancy using the word titties probably wouldn't make me cringe."
That's one hell of a good point. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not like every other guy I could make you cum in seconds....really I'm still waiting
Surely you wouldn't want to cum in seconds.
No I don't but this is what some guys say as they are so damn good (apparently) "
Hmmmm... I really would have to contest some of the BS that blokes come out with. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thinking about it, it's not so much the word / phrase it's the context & who is saying it.
For example, someone I fancy using the word titties probably wouldn't make me cringe."
I would normally agree but a guy i meet uses some of these and i still cringe and get turned off. |
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Bubbly.
WTF does that even mean? No ones "bubbly"
Makes me think they might have a mass outbreak of boils and sores.
(Sorry for dropping that image on you. Your never gonna look at someone who calls themselves bubbly the same way again) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bubbly.
WTF does that even mean? No ones "bubbly"
Makes me think they might have a mass outbreak of boils and sores.
(Sorry for dropping that image on you. Your never gonna look at someone who calls themselves bubbly the same way again)"
I just think of someone with a digestive problem... |
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"Bubbly.
WTF does that even mean? No ones "bubbly"
Makes me think they might have a mass outbreak of boils and sores.
(Sorry for dropping that image on you. Your never gonna look at someone who calls themselves bubbly the same way again)"
When I am 'bubbly' (I hate people using "s when they should use 's) I stay close to a toilet with a fresh roll of paper handy! Nothing sexy about having a liquid arse! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bubbly.
WTF does that even mean? No ones "bubbly"
Makes me think they might have a mass outbreak of boils and sores.
(Sorry for dropping that image on you. Your never gonna look at someone who calls themselves bubbly the same way again)
When I am 'bubbly' (I hate people using "s when they should use 's) I stay close to a toilet with a fresh roll of paper handy! Nothing sexy about having a liquid arse!"
I hit on that one earlier. Lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like that middle ground between a maiden aunt who they nod that if she says the words she will burn in hell, so uses pointing and euphemism
And the twat that every work place has, that uses increasingly violent terms to describe sex acts
"I'd smash the granny out of that"
"I'd smash her back doors in"
"I'd fucking put her in a wheelchair "
My Alice cooper comment is as far as I go. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate getting really creepy compliments off me on here. I had one guy say he'd love to "moisterise" himself in my cun "
I had a guy ask if I wanted to lick his boots. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate getting really creepy compliments off me on here. I had one guy say he'd love to "moisterise" himself in my cun
I had a guy ask if I wanted to lick his boots. "
Not had that yet, but I had onr guy asking to clean my boots with his tongue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate getting really creepy compliments off me on here. I had one guy say he'd love to "moisterise" himself in my cun
I had a guy ask if I wanted to lick his boots.
Not had that yet, but I had onr guy asking to clean my boots with his tongue"
Yep. Just as weird. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fanny. God I hate that word
eat my fanny
Cute, do you want to suck my cock?
yes,,
Thank you, I'd like to tounge your clit Glad you did not say Fanny "
Im wondering what a tounge is. Does it rhyme with lounge? |
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"I try not to say fun or sexy time, and "play" is starting to get on my nerves to, I'd rather ask "can I ruin your makeup" or if I'm super horny "I'm about to make you look like Alice fucking cooper".
Don't judge me, at least I'm not saying fancy a fuck "
Ruin my make up ....... PLEASE Mr Butler  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id love to play with you
hate it
we arnt bairns in a playground
Well I want to go on the roundabout... I want to swing "
I was going to say that..but I thought it would be too obvious. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fanny. God I hate that word
eat my fanny
Cute, do you want to suck my cock?
yes,,
Thank you, I'd like to tounge your clit Glad you did not say Fanny
Im wondering what a tounge is. Does it rhyme with lounge? "
Oooooooh ark at Mr spell check |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fanny. God I hate that word
eat my fanny
Cute, do you want to suck my cock?
yes,,
Thank you, I'd like to tounge your clit Glad you did not say Fanny
Im wondering what a tounge is. Does it rhyme with lounge?
Oooooooh ark at Mr spell check "
Yeh...its a failing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fanny. God I hate that word
eat my fanny
Cute, do you want to suck my cock?
yes,,
Thank you, I'd like to tounge your clit Glad you did not say Fanny
Im wondering what a tounge is. Does it rhyme with lounge?
Oooooooh ark at Mr spell check "
well if he ever corrects my bad spelling il spank his ass |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
Any messages with the following in
'Mmmmmmm' Cringe
'Hehe' Cringier
'Are you a squirter?' Bore Off
'Tounge' One of the worst
'Car fun' Not that much fun
'I'm in your area' And??
'I can lick for hours' You must be doing it wrong then
I'm sure there are more but I'm getting myself wound up now!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any messages with the following in
'Mmmmmmm' Cringe
'Hehe' Cringier
'Are you a squirter?' Bore Off
'Tounge' One of the worst
'Car fun' Not that much fun
'I'm in your area' And??
'I can lick for hours' You must be doing it wrong then
I'm sure there are more but I'm getting myself wound up now!!! "
Must be doing it wrong |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bubbly.
WTF does that even mean? No ones "bubbly"
Makes me think they might have a mass outbreak of boils and sores.
(Sorry for dropping that image on you. Your never gonna look at someone who calls themselves bubbly the same way again)"
Haha its not on my profile anymore |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Milking seems jolly wrong but hey if it turns you on that's cool.
I dont like the over use of the word slut either it seems rather derogatory
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Agreed on both |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hate getting really creepy compliments off me on here. I had one guy say he'd love to "moisterise" himself in my cun "
It peels nore like a face mask anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh the one that makes me want to throw my bollocks at the clock when you get a message drone a woman who is "craving big black cock"
1 mine is brown, like a good coffee
2 its average
3 if that's all it takes to get into your knickers, I'm out, you don't look at a singer and say the microphone was great do you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whenever the term fabicide appears on the forums I feel embarrassed for the person posting it
Popcorn for me waste of a post x"
Don;t get me started on popcorn or the even less witty variations inevitably posted by those encouraging others to say what they won't |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Whenever the term fabicide appears on the forums I feel embarrassed for the person posting it
Popcorn for me waste of a post x
Don;t get me started on popcorn or the even less witty variations inevitably posted by those encouraging others to say what they won't"
The drama hunters |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What fqb expressions are guaranteed to make you cringe and squirm?
For me.. everytime i read "sexy times" JUST SAY SEX
Sexy times can be funny if said in a Borat accent"
But if you read it as borat as i usually do and they are serious. Shiver  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What fqb expressions are guaranteed to make you cringe and squirm?
For me.. everytime i read "sexy times" JUST SAY SEX
"You know who you are"....oh just name the muthafucka will ya!!"
Its no one inparticular i see it loads xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Panties *shudders*
I seriously hate that word. I even struggle typing it.
Another one is, nom nom nom
Ass No it's arse!"
Panties everytime just shiver, cringe, block |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On posts about television
"I don't own a television"
There are so many variations of this and it is infuriating"
Are we supposed to feel bad because we do own televisions? At least I know what to point my furniture at |
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"What fqb expressions are guaranteed to make you cringe and squirm?
For me.. everytime i read "sexy times" JUST SAY SEX
Sexy times can be funny if said in a Borat accent
But if you read it as borat as i usually do and they are serious. Shiver "
Ok i will give you that...lol unless ur saying it like Borat with ur tongue in cheek then its just creepy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What fqb expressions are guaranteed to make you cringe and squirm?
For me.. everytime i read "sexy times" JUST SAY SEX
Sexy times can be funny if said in a Borat accent
But if you read it as borat as i usually do and they are serious. Shiver
Ok i will give you that...lol unless ur saying it like Borat with ur tongue in cheek then its just creepy"
Face to face demo?  |
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"I try not to say fun or sexy time, and "play" is starting to get on my nerves to, I'd rather ask "can I ruin your makeup" or if I'm super horny "I'm about to make you look like Alice fucking cooper".
Don't judge me, at least I'm not saying fancy a fuck "
That's a good one
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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420 friendly = unreliable
Professional couple = up themselves
Quality not quantity = don't swing
Here for the forums only = no life
Girl on girl kissing only = jealousy issue
xx |
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"What fqb expressions are guaranteed to make you cringe and squirm?
For me.. everytime i read "sexy times" JUST SAY SEX
Sexy times can be funny if said in a Borat accent
But if you read it as borat as i usually do and they are serious. Shiver
Ok i will give you that...lol unless ur saying it like Borat with ur tongue in cheek then its just creepy
Face to face demo? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What fqb expressions are guaranteed to make you cringe and squirm?
For me.. everytime i read "sexy times" JUST SAY SEX "
Oooh, sometimes the close out line on my status updates says "sexy times".  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Panties *shudders*
I seriously hate that word. I even struggle typing it.
Another one is, nom nom nom
Ass No it's arse!"
I agree nom nom or 'yummy' make me cringe... but what really gets me is that green sick face emoticon. For some reason I actually feel sick every time I see it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And people that use LOL or HaHa when posting something that isn;t even slightly funny"
I do this. But then I'm fucking hilarious so it's ok.
Totally agree with "panties". Shudder. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any variation of "recently single and looking to make up for lost time" or "see what I've been missing". The implication being the shit sex in your relationship was down to their partner |
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