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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I love a good conspiracy theory.

Inspired by reading too much about the Bisley boy rumour after a thread on here late last night...

What's your favourite conspiracy?

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Jfk killed by cia/fbi

Area 51

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got to be who shot JFK, seen some much on that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The one about the moon landings being filmed in a studio in Hollywood.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's got to be 9/11 was it all planned by the US government to go on the rampage after Bin Laden? Who knows.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Princess Di was murdered, this one always makes me giggle.

Paul McCartney died years ago and was replaced by his brother, utter bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's got to be 9/11 was it all planned by the US government to go on the rampage after Bin Laden? Who knows....."

I know, no it wasn't.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The tooth fairy

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By *arksMan over a year ago

in the centre

The moon landings were filmed in a warehouse in Los Angeles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hillsborough. Turned out it wasn't a theory after all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hillsborough. Turned out it wasn't a theory after all

I don't think hillsborough was every a theory was it ?

It was just lies & a cover up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's got to be 9/11 was it all planned by the US government to go on the rampage after Bin Laden? Who knows.....

I know, no it wasn't. "
but can you be sure..... Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think the one about the titanic being a different ship and was sunk for insurance money.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All guys on fab are secretly bi.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's got to be 9/11 was it all planned by the US government to go on the rampage after Bin Laden? Who knows....."

Operation northwood?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

God(s)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hillsborough. Turned out it wasn't a theory after all

I don't think hillsborough was every a theory was it ?

It was just lies & a cover up. "
to lie and cover up such a thing & creating a false narrative with multiple players and agencys is exactly what a conspiracy is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Candy man candy man cand- ma- in the mirror does it work or not ????

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Got to be who shot JFK, seen some much on that"

Kennedy slain by CIA, Mafia, Castro, LBJ, Teamsters, Freemasons, cabal of jealous husbands - President shot 129 times from 43 different angles.

Stands to reason.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_conspiracy_theories

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roswell and Area 51

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

MH370 and MH17 being the same plane

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Operation "highjump".

The Rothschild control of world banking.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Charade of pharmaceuticals fumbling around for a cancer cure..

US foreign policies masked as democratisation.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

That the M25 is in fact a vast Satanic symbol etched out on the surface of Britain, enveloping the capital.

Explains a lot, really.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roswell and Area 51 "
also the Men in Black

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By *LCCCouple over a year ago

Cambridge

My favourite is the flat earth theory. That the earth is actually a flat disc, with the polar ice caps going around the outside to stop us falling off.

I always wonder, if this is true, what is on the other side of the disc? A whole different civilisation?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was princess Diana murdered?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Was princess Diana murdered?"

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

The rise and rise of Simon Cowell

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By *LCCCouple over a year ago

Cambridge

If you ask Donald trump, he'll tell you Ted Cruz's dad killed JFK!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is Robert Maxwell still alive?

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By *LCCCouple over a year ago

Cambridge

"Was princess Diana murdered?

No"

She did die though right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tony blair having Dr David Kelly assassinated. Just why were the police searching for him before he was reported missing...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you ask Donald trump, he'll tell you Ted Cruz's dad killed JFK! "
Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Is Donald Trump's hair in fact an alien life form controlling the host body?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

David Icke was right all along...

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Tony blair having Dr David Kelly assassinated. Just why were the police searching for him before he was reported missing..."

Read Norman Baker MP's The Strange Death of Dr Kelly...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/non_fictionreviews/3669434/Who-killed-David-Kelly.html

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Jeremy Kyle is in fact a very nice man committed to world peace activism in his spare time.

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By *horehouseCouple over a year ago

dissatisfied

The UKIP party could ever deliver what they promise ..

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Is Robert Maxwell still alive?"

Was he pushed? Did he fall?

We may never care...

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By *verready32Man over a year ago

omagh

No more moon lands after Apollo Cause of Aliens living on The dark side. Also aliens in general do they Exist, is there a cover up?? All good fun

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Was princess Diana murdered?

She did die though right? "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is prince Harry really James Hewitts son?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"No more moon lands after Apollo Cause of Aliens living on The dark side. Also aliens in general do they Exist, is there a cover up?? All good fun"

They working hypothesis is yes there must be other civilizations in the galaxy but it is unlikely that we will be able to reach each other due to the vast distances between the stars.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake_equation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does Prince Charles like men too ?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Is prince Harry really James Hewitts son?"

You have to admit, there's more than a casual resemblance... although it *is* possible that the ginger hair is a recessive trait from her side of the family (just look at Earl Spencer).

But that's a good one.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

Carrier bags .... mmmhhh

Another way to make the poor poorer .....

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Does Prince Charles like men too ? "

No, that's Edward, I thought.

Does Prince Andrew have an unhealthy fascination for (very) young women?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Growing up in Canada, there is an island just off the coast of Nova Scotia called oak island.

People think treasure was buried here years ago and have been digging ever since.

Fascinated me as a kid

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's got to be 9/11 was it all planned by the US government to go on the rampage after Bin Laden? Who knows....."

I was reading there were nuclear bombs installed under the twin towers when they were built?

Apparently if you look up the definition of "ground zero", in a dictionary before 9/11, it's only ever described as a place where a nuclear weapon has been detonated. And a spokesman shortly after the tragedy who "knew" referred to the area as ground zero and it stuck.

And then the definition was changed to cover up his mistake.

And the Paul McCarthy death and replacement theory wasn't his brother, but a random guy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Princess Di was murdered, this one always makes me giggle.

Paul McCartney died years ago and was replaced by his brother, utter bollocks. "

Noooo.. apparently Paul McCartney was replaced by William Shields. He was mentioned on the Sgt Pepper album. McCartneys brother was in a band called the Scaffold.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's got to be 9/11 was it all planned by the US government to go on the rampage after Bin Laden? Who knows....."
jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does Prince Charles like men too ?

No, that's Edward, I thought.

Does Prince Andrew have an unhealthy fascination for (very) young women?"

No prince Andrews fascination for young women is very healthy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They're all out to get me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lord Lucan. DB Cooper. Elvis and Hitler still alive conspiracy theories.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's got to be 9/11 was it all planned by the US government to go on the rampage after Bin Laden? Who knows.....

I know, no it wasn't. but can you be sure..... Lol"

Yes, very.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No more moon lands after Apollo Cause of Aliens living on The dark side. Also aliens in general do they Exist, is there a cover up?? All good fun

They working hypothesis is yes there must be other civilizations in the galaxy but it is unlikely that we will be able to reach each other due to the vast distances between the stars.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake_equation

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I'll see your drake equation and raise you this cometa report.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w7KC-1wj3Hg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bermuda Triangle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it true you can us H20 as a power source but the worlds government's dismiss it as a viable means because they need the revenues from fossil fuels?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The babushka lady at the jfk assassination

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it true you can us H20 as a power source but the worlds government's dismiss it as a viable means because they need the revenues from fossil fuels?"
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that space shuttle did just fine on two tanks of hydrogen and one tank of oxygen!

After it took off it rained for ten minutes on beautiful blue skies day... Ain't physics great

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"It's got to be 9/11 was it all planned by the US government to go on the rampage after Bin Laden? Who knows..... jet fuel can't melt steel beams "

not in its inert for no..

steel beams begin to lose their structural stability at about 350 degrees and start to 'creep' which is where distortion starts on joints etc at 450 if i remember my basic training correctly..

clad steel with fire retardant materiel has never been designed to not lose that materiel when impacted by a commercial jet plane..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Growing up in Canada, there is an island just off the coast of Nova Scotia called oak island.

People think treasure was buried here years ago and have been digging ever since.

Fascinated me as a kid "

Yes i loved that story I read it in a unexplained mystery book a while ago.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

Anyone mentioned Brexit's claims yet..?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If your poor and fucking nuts and you wanna get together with some other fucking nuts and dance around in robes and hoods then KKK is for you.... However if your really wealthy and fucking nuts..

Then just outside San Francisco they have the bohemian grove group where you can dance in your robes and hoods around I giant owl

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

Elvis Presley is not dead, due to his name on the headstone being misspelled.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Miley Cyrus one is rather intriguing.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

Marilyn Monroe was murdered as she was getting close to the president.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

Shergar wasn't killed, it was seen pulling a milk float around southern island.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Check out Gunther Focke and his claims to be Prince Phillips son.

His pictures do look like him to be honest.

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By *arehamMan over a year ago

handforth

Man landed on the moon?.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Man landed on the moon?.

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So outrageously good... They thought... I can't belive we got away with that one!!.

Let's do it two more times.. And then we'll pretend to fly some guys round it and pretend they get in trouble... That should make it more believable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Elvis Presley is not dead, due to his name on the headstone being misspelled."

That's the one I immediately thought of.

And that we didn't really land on the moon - it was all staged to look like it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was princess Diana murdered?"

She was killed by the british establishment to avoid the future king from having a half muslim brother

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is prince Harry really James Hewitts son?"

Definitely

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The Miley Cyrus one is rather intriguing.

What's the Miley Cyrus one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was princess Diana murdered?

She was killed by the british establishment to avoid the future king from having a half muslim brother "
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That's a smoke screen

Follow the money, the motive is nearly always money

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't believe in any conspiracy theories. They are all complete claptrap made up by the new world order.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't believe in any conspiracy theories. They are all complete claptrap made up by the new world order."
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Ahh the Donald rumsfeld paper!!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_for_the_New_American_Century

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I don't believe in any conspiracy theories. They are all complete claptrap made up by the new world order..

Ahh the Donald rumsfeld paper!!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_for_the_New_American_Century"

That went well... lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Elvis Presley is not dead, due to his name on the headstone being misspelled.

That's the one I immediately thought of.

And that we didn't really land on the moon - it was all staged to look like it. "

Didn't a bond film use the same set in one of the chases, I forget with one it was.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jack the Ripper

...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All guys on fab are secretly bi. "

Hahahaha. Good one.

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By *enard ArgenteMan over a year ago

London and France

"Was princess Diana murdered?

She was killed by the british establishment to avoid the future king from having a half muslim brother "

She was killed by her lover's d*unk and drugged driver who was incapable of controlling his car.

Simple .

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By *its_n_piecesCouple over a year ago

"Was princess Diana murdered?

She was killed by the british establishment to avoid the future king from having a half muslim brother .

That's a smoke screen

Follow the money, the motive is nearly always money

that's right .... the "truth" is that interflora were on the verge of going into receivership so they need to act fast to increase sales

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was princess Diana murdered?

She was killed by the british establishment to avoid the future king from having a half muslim brother .

That's a smoke screen

Follow the money, the motive is nearly always money

that's right .... the "truth" is that interflora were on the verge of going into receivership so they need to act fast to increase sales"

I believe that one more than the other rubbish that is spouted on this subject.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The conspiracy that Saudis paid and trained for the 9/11 hijackers. That UK fabricated evidence of weapons of mass destruction on Iraq. That a combined effort was brought to force to go to war with Iraq.

Now Iraq is a lot more like a saudi country, women have less rights, minorities have less rights, children have worse health, and they force strict muslim doctrine on more people.

Lets hope the same does not happen to Syria.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No more moon lands after Apollo Cause of Aliens living on The dark side. Also aliens in general do they Exist, is there a cover up?? All good fun"

You should do some serious research instead of watching the crap they put on tv. There's a lot to investigate way more then thE x files.

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By *AA123Couple over a year ago

Lichfield

Not my favourite but the Madelene McCann case has certainly generated a lot of conspiracy related headlines about whether the parents were involved.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was princess Diana murdered?

She was killed by the british establishment to avoid the future king from having a half muslim brother

She was killed by her lover's d*unk and drugged driver who was incapable of controlling his car.

Simple ."
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Ahh yes the d*unk and drugged driver.

Blood alcohol limits of about one and a half times the UK limit (although this is contested by both his family and alfayed, his samples been lost so we'll never be able to tell for definite) and "traces" of prozac that were prescribed!.

His liver showed no damage or signs of alcohol damage, he was described by friends as a social drinker who always allowed several hours before driving.

Just passed his licence for small aircraft and his medical for such only a few days before.

Been to Stuttgart at least twice for specialist driving courses and passed them.

Crashed speeding in the underpass at roughly 64mph. In a Mercedes 260sl

Age 41 he'd worked for the Ritz hotel as a driver and security for 11 years in which he'd done well at as he surprised his close family with his will of three houses and 175,000 in cash.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That this is a swingers site and (whisper it if you dare) people actually meet for sex!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not my favourite but the Madelene McCann case has certainly generated a lot of conspiracy related headlines about whether the parents were involved."

very powerful friends in very high places that's all I will say about that pair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is prince Harry really James Hewitts son?"

Oh for sure!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was princess Diana murdered?

No"

I don't believe it was simply an accident thought -

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple over a year ago

canterbury

the macann child ...I would ask the parents ...up to there neck in it .....strange

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was princess Diana murdered?

She was killed by the british establishment to avoid the future king from having a half muslim brother

She was killed by her lover's d*unk and drugged driver who was incapable of controlling his car.

Simple ..

Ahh yes the d*unk and drugged driver.

His liver showed no damage or signs of alcohol damage, he was described by friends as a social drinker who always allowed several hours before driving.

Just passed his licence for small aircraft and his medical for such only a few days before.

Been to Stuttgart at least twice for specialist driving courses and passed them.

Crashed speeding in the underpass at roughly 64mph. In a Mercedes 260sl

Age 41 he'd worked for the Ritz hotel as a driver and security for 11 years in which he'd done well at as he surprised his close family with his will of three houses and 175,000 in cash.

so this very skilled driver in a very capable car was distracted enough to kill himself and a passenger. And also someone persuaded Di not to wear a seatbelt fir the purpose of this assassination.

Wouldn't it have been easier to just shoot her ?

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By *illbillMan over a year ago

dublin

Any post by britain first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was princess Diana murdered?

She was killed by the british establishment to avoid the future king from having a half muslim brother

She was killed by her lover's d*unk and drugged driver who was incapable of controlling his car.

Simple ..

Ahh yes the d*unk and drugged driver.

His liver showed no damage or signs of alcohol damage, he was described by friends as a social drinker who always allowed several hours before driving.

Just passed his licence for small aircraft and his medical for such only a few days before.

Been to Stuttgart at least twice for specialist driving courses and passed them.

Crashed speeding in the underpass at roughly 64mph. In a Mercedes 260sl

Age 41 he'd worked for the Ritz hotel as a driver and security for 11 years in which he'd done well at as he surprised his close family with his will of three houses and 175,000 in cash.

so this very skilled driver in a very capable car was distracted enough to kill himself and a passenger. And also someone persuaded Di not to wear a seatbelt fir the purpose of this assassination.

Wouldn't it have been easier to just shoot her ?

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Another conversation went something like this.... So you want me to smuggle polonium 210 into the UK follow this guy round for days then somehow manage to sprinkle his food with it, and then get the hell out of there before his show death becomes public knowledge,Why can't i just shoot Alexander lithenko....

Putin... Listen you fuckwit,I don't pay you big wonga to think!!

I pay you to do as your told

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Notice how the police always pop back to Portugal to follow more leads in the McCann case around July/August..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That hitler didn't die in the bunker, he fled to argentina.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Roswell and Area 51 "

Yeah, this one. Apparently integrated circuits and Velcro were developed as a result of what was on the ship.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

How about David Cameron privatising public companies so he can appoint his mates to the top jobs in them?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

According to a few conspiracy theorists, it turns out the moon is just a convincing hologram, placed in the sky to mess with our heads.

Naturally, there is proof in the form of a poorly made YouTube video that shows a power glitch in the moon's artificial electrical system.

The Mad Revisionist took the time to parody moon deniers at great length, but it seems that several people didn't get the joke.

For a more complete survey of conspiracy theorists who are clearly over the moon, Google "the moon is a hologram," and prepare to be abundantly disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I heard DiamondJoe is a pussy cat really..

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I think the moon is too big for the earth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We think it's real life ??

But we are really a computer program

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I heard DiamondJoe is a pussy cat really..

Tickle me in the right way and hear me purrr

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I think the moon is too big for the earth. "

What do you mean?

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By *an_WoodMan over a year ago

Stafford

"If you ask Donald trump, he'll tell you Ted Cruz's dad killed JFK! Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer "

I believe that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I heard DiamondJoe is a pussy cat really..

Tickle me in the right way and hear me purrr

I bet you like belly rubs too

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Popular and long-lived delusion...

For centuries, Hollow Earth conspiracy theorists have tried to prove that there’s a whole other world beneath our own. But first they need to find the way in...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollow_Earth

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I heard DiamondJoe is a pussy cat really..

Tickle me in the right way and hear me purrr

I bet you like belly rubs too

I'm very ticklish - I have sharp claws too - you'll need to be careful.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"We think it's real life ??

But we are really a computer program

I remember coming out from seeing The Matrix and thinking, woah dude! Maybe *we're* in the Matrix and Bin Laden's trying to get us out!

Know what I'm sayin'?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I heard DiamondJoe is a pussy cat really..

Tickle me in the right way and hear me purrr

I bet you like belly rubs too

I'm very ticklish - I have sharp claws too - you'll need to be careful.

i weigh 27 stone,, u try anything dodgey i'll just body slam you and crush all bones in your body... play nice

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I think the moon is too big for the earth.

What do you mean?"

Relative sizes....the moon should be a lot smaller if it was a NATURAL object. What are they chances of the sun and the moon being the same relative size as seen from the earth? Answer that, pussy cat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think the moon is too big for the earth.

What do you mean?

It won't be in 200,000 years time and it wasn't 200,000 years ago.

The sun has been increasing in size while the moons orbit distance is slowly shifting away from the earth!

It's all just relative to the now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think the moon is too big for the earth.

What do you mean?

It won't be in 200,000 years time and it wasn't 200,000 years ago.

The sun has been increasing in size while the moons orbit distance is slowly shifting away from the earth!

It's all just relative to the now"

It's the closest thing you'll see in space, as a sign that God exists.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The titanic never sank...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The titanic never sank...

It was purposely sank to kill 3 very wealthy key figures who were opposed to the Federal Reserve so the Federal Reserve could be set up without hitch. ???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roswell and Area 51

Yeah, this one. Apparently integrated circuits and Velcro were developed as a result of what was on the ship. "

"We come in peace, here's a fastener for mingers and Russians to use on their trainers"...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Miniature sky remotes for sale on the black market...

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

can we lighten these up a bit...

my fave is that there are secret satanic messages if you play the sgt.peppers album backwards......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I'm the only single guy here and that all the others are really computer bots, and it's all a game by the women here to find out how desperate I am for a shag.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"The titanic never sank...

It was purposely sank to kill 3 very wealthy key figures who were opposed to the Federal Reserve so the Federal Reserve could be set up without hitch. ???"

The suggestion was that the Olympic, the Titanic's sister ship, was the one that sailed and sank...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RMS_Titanic_alternative_theories

It is bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The illuminati run the Disney empire and subliminal messages are hidden in their films.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The illuminati run the Disney empire and subliminal messages are hidden in their films. "

Wouldn't suprise me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I have a vegetable or sex toy under my wet t shirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The NHS is secretly managed by morons...even they don't know!

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Of course, there are those (from Nigel Lawson down) who believe that climate change is a conspiracy theory...

A tendency in the US is to link this to fears of Big Government, a ruse in order to control the populations way of life, raise taxes and intended to lead to more controlling, tyrannical government.

Wotevs.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"[Removed by poster at 09/05/16 21:41:09]"

Ah!

Disappearing post theory.. hmmmm...

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"The illuminati run the Disney empire and subliminal messages are hidden in their films.

Wouldn't suprise me

Actually, there are subliminal messages in Disney films - ( a famous one being where Simba in the lion king dreams and the word 'sex' appears in the cloud although Disney said it said 'sfx') including a great many unnecessary illuminati eye and triangle symbols.

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

"That the M25 is in fact a vast Satanic symbol etched out on the surface of Britain, enveloping the capital.

Explains a lot, really. "

Dont ring us.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"[Removed by poster at 09/05/16 21:41:09]

Ah!

Disappearing post theory.. hmmmm..."

Now you see it, now you don't, now you do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That people meet on Fab...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 09/05/16 21:41:09]

Ah!

Disappearing post theory.. hmmmm..."

Obviously someone doesn't want us to see what he posted. A conspiracy theory implicating the admin in something shady perhaps? If I suddenly disappear from the forum after this post, please send for help.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The illuminati run the Disney empire and subliminal messages are hidden in their films.

Wouldn't suprise me

The only subliminal messages I get fro Disney are "Go to sleep"

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I think the moon is too big for the earth.

What do you mean?

oic - yes the Moon is unusual amongst planetary satellites:

1/ it's very large, comparatively speaking

2/ there's only one

Current theory is that the moon was formed approx. 4.5 billion years ago, about 30–50 million years after the origin of the Solar System, out of debris thrown into orbit by a massive collision between a smaller proto-Earth and another planetoid, about the size of Mars.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_impact_hypothesis

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I think the moon is too big for the earth.

What do you mean?

oic - yes the Moon is unusual amongst planetary satellites:

1/ it's very large, comparatively speaking

2/ there's only one

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_impact_hypothesis"

The fact that the Moon is 400 times smaller but the Sun is 400 times further away - allowing lunar eclipses - is, as someone pointed out, an accident.

The Moon's orbit (its circular path around the Earth) is indeed getting larger, at a rate of about 3.8cm per year.The Moon was closer and span faster in the past and is slipping further and orbiting slower around Earth as the eons pass.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-12311119

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That fab is full of men.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"The illuminati run the Disney empire and subliminal messages are hidden in their films.

Wouldn't suprise me

The only subliminal messages I get fro Disney are "Go to sleep""

It's mainly sex imagery......

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

This is a good one...

Saddam Hussein had a stargate

Stargate was a 1994 action movie about explosions and dimension-hopping aliens. The Iraq War was a 2003 military action that killed hundreds of thousands of people, the effects of which drag on to this day. Most of us would accept that only one of them really happened. But conspiracy theorists aren’t most of us.

According to some websites, the real reason we flattened a Middle Eastern country was nothing to do with oil or removing a despot, but to get our hands on a Stargate personally owned by Saddam Hussein.

The story goes that Saddam was in contact with the Anunnaki on planet Nibiru and was about to use the device to trigger an alien conquest of Earth when the New World Order intervened. So you can personally thank Bush and Blair for the fact that you’re not currently working in the salt mines of Zeta Reticuli.

Fucked up?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The fact that the Moon is 400 times smaller but the Sun is 400 times further away - allowing lunar eclipses - is, as someone pointed out, an accident.

Accident?! I think you'll find that God did it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Chappaquiddick incident.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My favourite conspiracy theory?

That your profile is being read and catalogued by an academic institution, which in turn is using said data to present you with online advertising relevant to your hobby.

The basis of this data has also be compiled into a list of "people we don't give a fuck about" come the revolution, because the authorities know we will all be too busy trying to post last in the "Are you a thread killer" thread and trying to avoid JD in the kiss, fuck avoid thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's got to be 9/11 was it all planned by the US government to go on the rampage after Bin Laden? Who knows....."

yeah love the documentries by engineers on how the towers were blown up by explosives laced through the buildings. fascinating stuff.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My favourite conspiracy theory?

That your profile is being read and catalogued by an academic institution, which in turn is using said data to present you with online advertising relevant to your hobby.

Brilliant.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"The Chappaquiddick incident."

* The Tunguska Incident

* The Mukden Incident

* The Spaghetti Incident

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was princess Diana murdered?"

yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dyatlov Pass

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Dyatlov Pass"

I didn't know that one

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By *ofo888Couple over a year ago

Glasgow

Got to be Is 2pac really dead and if so was it suge knight who set it up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love a good conspiracy theory.

Inspired by reading too much about the Bisley boy rumour after a thread on here late last night...

What's your favourite conspiracy? "

That one about Sydney University wanting to do research on us all....

Greatest conspiracy theory ever. Must be true; hiding in plain sight and all that.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My favourite conspiracy theory?

That your profile is being read and catalogued by an academic institution, which in turn is using said data to present you with online advertising relevant to your hobby.

Brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think the moon is too big for the earth.

What do you mean?

It won't be in 200,000 years time and it wasn't 200,000 years ago.

The sun has been increasing in size while the moons orbit distance is slowly shifting away from the earth!

It's all just relative to the now

It's the closest thing you'll see in space, as a sign that God exists."
.

What sort of a fucking god would start off with basic cell organisms wait 4 billon years for evolution to take place and go through 97% of life that's ever existed before revealing it's genius only to a small tiny % of creatures (humans) with an odd sized Moon as it's only friggin clue... In fact, worse still in about a billon years when Mars is in the Goldilocks zone and earth's toast... What sort of conspiracy will the Martians dream up.. Aha that's why we've got two and earth's just got that one big one, that's drifting in a orbit hundreds of thousands of miles away

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By *uck knows41Man over a year ago

Arbroath

That people on here really meet

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

Paul Macartney cant have remarried. He said he'd never go down on one knee again.

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By *ilveryFoxMan over a year ago

Midlothian

Men can't multitask

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By *ilveryFoxMan over a year ago

Midlothian

"Paul Macartney cant have remarried. He said he'd never go down on one knee again."

Genius my friend, genuis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is a good one...

Saddam Hussein had a stargate

Fucked up?

About as believable as the princes Di murder one.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"This is a good one...

Saddam Hussein had a stargate

Fucked up?

About as believable as the princes Di murder one. "

Slightly less credible, I'd say.

At least you can picture Philip getting a flunky to call MI6 before making a single cutting movement across his own throat...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Operation "highjump".

The Rothschild control of world banking."

They do

http://humansarefree.com/2013/11/complete-list-of-banks-ownedcontrolled.html?m=0

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By *ubbykittenWoman over a year ago

Kent

"It's got to be 9/11 was it all planned by the US government to go on the rampage after Bin Laden? Who knows....."

I believe this one is true. The more I have read on it, the more UNBELIEVABLE it is that the twin towers collapsed in on themselves in the way they did. The world's expert engineers, architects etc have said it's impossible without a bomb. Add the evidence to the politics...and ......its mounting up! More and more people are becoming sceptical of this one...and the man on the moon. Never thought I would say it but yep.... read a lot on this one too. We simply didn't have the technology back then. All the live film? Doesn't add up.

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By *ubbykittenWoman over a year ago

Kent

"Was princess Diana murdered?

yes"

Yep!

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

The Simpsons Stonecutters Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZI_aEalijE

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By *ost SockMan over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Is prince Harry really James Hewitts son?

Definitely "

No. There's photos where he looks startlingly like Hewitt, but there's photos where he looks exactly like Charles, except with ginger hair - the eyes and nose are a dead giveaway.

The older he gets, the more and more he looks like Charles. Remember that Diana's brother is a ginger too.

I'm not a royalist, so don't care about them. The Hewitt thing is less and less likely though.

As for his mum. If she'd been wearing a seatbelt, she'd almost certainly still be alive. Must have been one of Mossad or whoever's worst ever assignation plan and they got lucky.

9-11 conspiracy is alluring, but it's the classic thing of not been able to explain everything, so jumping to believe something that even more holes in it.

I agree there's bona fida experts who have plausible questions, but that conspiracy would have had to involve thousands of individuals.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Santa

Come on who's ever met him

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By *enard ArgenteMan over a year ago

London and France

"It's got to be 9/11 was it all planned by the US government to go on the rampage after Bin Laden? Who knows.....

9/11; the " world's expert engineers and architects" have not said it's Impossible without a bomb; one or two rather sad ones who are desperate for a bit of notoriety have claimed so; but they are not very credible. If you look at the evidence of the structure, it's lack of insulation; the way elements fractured and burned; it is quite clear it happened due to the crashes.

Moon landings; of course we had the technology; how do you come to the conclusion that we didn't? O

All of the rather childish " proofs" that it was faked fall apart within seconds when you look at it properly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lord Lucan still very much alive ?

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By *enard ArgenteMan over a year ago

London and France

"Lord Lucan still very much alive ?"

Shhhhh .... They might find me....

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By *AA123Couple over a year ago

Lichfield

If any moon landing disbeliever could be bothered to read any of the books about the progressive development of rockets, control systems and aeronautical engineering that took place in the late 19th / early 20th century then they would realise how foolish they are.

To deny the moon landings happen is to deny that physics and engineering exist.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"If any moon landing disbeliever could be bothered to read any of the books about the progressive development of rockets, control systems and aeronautical engineering that took place in the late 19th / early 20th century then they would realise how foolish they are.

To deny the moon landings happen is to deny that physics and engineering exist.

I think it's more about denying that they landed on the moon. Hurrah for the 1000's of NASA employees who can keep a secret since 1969

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I shall end this conspiracy here and now.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

My favourite conspiracy theory is the one started by Markoh:

that Mr ddc once had a meet with SJ, slipped a Mickey into her drink, stole her keys, copied them, thus now can rampage through the forums posting to closed threads willy-nilly.

Obviously I couldn't possibly comment...

Mr ddc

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By *AA123Couple over a year ago

Lichfield

To deny the moon landings happen is to deny that physics and engineering exist.

I think it's more about denying that they landed on the moon. Hurrah for the 1000's of NASA employees who can keep a secret since 1969

Agreed 100%. All the knowledge and work that led to that point, including the lunar orbits of Apollo 10 before it, inevitably leads to the actual event of landing on the moon.

Loads of things went wrong during the descent including the error messages of the overwhelmed automatic landing computer but the engineering logic stands true that the launch, transit, descent, landing, ascent, return home and reentry were entirely achievable with the engineering capability of the day.

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