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Was Queen Elizabeth 1 really a Guy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

My postman said she was really a he ?

Is this true do you think ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My postman said she was really a he ?

Is this true do you think ? "

Haha thats just made me laugh..First time i've heard that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

yeah. inbreeding does that.

first i've heard of this, i also laughed. why did they think that?

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By *elly39devonCouple  over a year ago

tavistock

how would ur postman know is he really old?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like the fact that there was a female pope

All popes now have to be carried on a "seatless" chair so that they can be inspected, and the phrase "He hangs well" is uttered

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Bob

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My postman said she was really a he ?

Is this true do you think ? "

well if your postman said it. It must be true. Who knew hey

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman  over a year ago

nottingham

It was put around as a myth due to her insistence in wanting to live as a 'virgin' queen however if she had been born male it would of been noted by the dozens present in the birthing chamber she would of been Henry's first legitimate prince and heir and no way kept secret

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan  over a year ago

London


"My postman said she was really a he ?

Is this true do you think ? "

seriously

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Here's an extract off t'internet I've just read.

Makes an interesting read

Monarchs and presidents are no strangers to conspiracy theories. From ancient times there are dark rumors about world leaders who were doing something behind the scenes, were not actually dead, had secret knowledge, or were not who they said they were.

Perhaps one of the wildest conspiracy theories involved the Renaissance queen of England, Elizabeth I. There is a once-believed story that the woman who ruled over England and its colonies was not the daughter born to King Henry VIII and his second wife Anne Boleyn, but was, in fact, a male in disguise (now known as The Bisley Boy).

The story unfolds like this: It is known that Elizabeth was sent away at the age of ten to a village called Bisley to avoid an outbreak of the Bubonic Plague in London. It was hoped that being away from the metropolis, where people were dying left and right, would ensure that she did not succumb to the disease.

Unfortunately, an unknown illness soon caught Elizabeth in its clutches and she died.

Soon after, it was announced to the household that King Henry VIII would arrive in Bisley in the near future and would visit his daughter.

Elizabeth’s nurse panicked. Would the king blame her for his daughter’s death? If so, would she be punished? Would she lose her head? The nurse came up with a bold plan: bury Elizabeth secretly and find a local girl who closely resembled Elizabeth and present the imposter to the king as his daughter.

She quickly searched Bisley for a ten-year-old girl with fair complexion and, most importantly, red hair similar to Elizabeth’s. But none were found. But the nurse did find an effeminate young boy who looked somewhat like the dead royal. The nurse had no other choice. She dressed the boy in Elizabeth’s clothing and added a wig and prayed that the king wouldn’t notice any difference.

If this theory is true, the king apparently did not notice the deception and the young boy would grow to manhood and would eventually rule the kingdom.

It sounds farcical, but some serious historians believed this story was true. They based their conclusion on a variety of facts:

The grown Elizabeth never consented to marriage, despite legitimate offers.A perceived stark difference in the form and content of letters she wrote before and after her stay in Bisley.She wore wigs at any occasion where she would be seen.She would only be seen by carefully selected doctors and would thus suffer the effects of an illness for long periods of time until one of her few trusted physicians could attend to her.A nobleman had once written regarding Elizabeth that “for a certain reason which they have recently given me, I understand that she will not bear children”Elizabeth’s clear directive not to have an autopsy done on her after she died.The report from a cleric of his discovery of a coffin in Bisley in the 1800s which contained the skeleton of a young girl dressed in clothes typical of the Renaissance upper-classes.

Sources:

“The Bisley Boy”, The Elizabeth Files website, pulled 2-10-15.

“Political decoy”, Wikipedia, pulled 2-10-15.

“Is this proof the Virgin Queen was an imposter in drag? Shocking new theory about Elizabeth I unearthed in historic manuscripts”, Daily Mail website, pulled 2-10-15.

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I suppose all the paintings with her tits out are fake then

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By *entaur_UKMan  over a year ago

Cannock


"I suppose all the paintings with her tits out are fake then"

Tudor dresses with heaving bosoms.

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Sir Walter Raleigh fancied her/him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Please don't get me started on Tudor history, we will quite literally be here all year. In short, no, of course she wasn't a bloomin' chap!!!

She didn't stand at Tilbury and proclaim "I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but my cock's longer than a sky remote, fancy a fuck?" did she

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Please don't get me started on Tudor history, we will quite literally be here all year. In short, no, of course she wasn't a bloomin' chap!!!

She didn't stand at Tilbury and proclaim "I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but my cock's longer than a sky remote, fancy a fuck?" did she "

She said she had the heart of a man though, so I bet she said under her breath 'and a cock big enough to bridge the Thames'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sir Walter Raleigh fancied her/him "

Was he the chap that put a basket on the front of a bicycle?

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Sir Walter Raleigh fancied her/him

Was he the chap that put a basket on the front of a bicycle?"

If he'd had a bike, it would have been a chopper.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Please don't get me started on Tudor history, we will quite literally be here all year. In short, no, of course she wasn't a bloomin' chap!!!

She didn't stand at Tilbury and proclaim "I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but my cock's longer than a sky remote, fancy a fuck?" did she

She said she had the heart of a man though, so I bet she said under her breath 'and a cock big enough to bridge the Thames' "

She said she had the "heart and stomach of a King", to be completely pedantic!! But I like your thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Please don't get me started on Tudor history, we will quite literally be here all year. In short, no, of course she wasn't a bloomin' chap!!!

She didn't stand at Tilbury and proclaim "I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but my cock's longer than a sky remote, fancy a fuck?" did she "

Oh that's worth a chortle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Please don't get me started on Tudor history, we will quite literally be here all year. In short, no, of course she wasn't a bloomin' chap!!!

She didn't stand at Tilbury and proclaim "I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but my cock's longer than a sky remote, fancy a fuck?" did she

Oh that's worth a chortle "

I thank you *executes a small Elizabethan curtsey*

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By *verysmileMan  over a year ago

Canterbury

Doubtlessly another thread will appear soon asking if Wallis Simpson was a guy....based upon never having kids, having the face and Adam's apple of a guy and a masculine voice.

...or how about this. Theresa May is a bloke in drag....discuss!

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By *entaur_UKMan  over a year ago

Cannock


"Please don't get me started on Tudor history, we will quite literally be here all year. In short, no, of course she wasn't a bloomin' chap!!!

She didn't stand at Tilbury and proclaim "I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but my cock's longer than a sky remote, fancy a fuck?" did she "

The Spanish Armada fleet fled from British shores in fear when Queen Elizabeth lifted her dress and exposed the whopper concealed beneath.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Please don't get me started on Tudor history, we will quite literally be here all year. In short, no, of course she wasn't a bloomin' chap!!!

She didn't stand at Tilbury and proclaim "I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but my cock's longer than a sky remote, fancy a fuck?" did she

The Spanish Armada fleet fled from British shores in fear when Queen Elizabeth lifted her dress and exposed the whopper concealed beneath. "

Ffs lol

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman  over a year ago

Glenrothes

I'm reading the book by Mark Garber, The Secret of the Virgin Queen:Cold Case re-opened. He's an ex policeman. Will see how it pans out.

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By *ittie4UCouple  over a year ago

Watford

Wow.

Anne Boleyn has the right to be a bit pissed off then. Lost her head even though she 'produced' a male heir.

And of course, that would mean that Edward IV should never have preceded his 'brother'...which having heard Frank Skinner on the radio today, would have meant that the Prayer Book Rebellion would never have happened - apparently more people from the west country died in this rebellion than did in WW1!

All that death because of a hidden willie!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

just checked calendar - nope not april 1st

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By *ngel n tedCouple  over a year ago

maidstone

"Praise be, it's a boy without a willy" until sir thomas moore pointed out that a boy without a willy is a girl.

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By *mmabluTV/TS  over a year ago

upton wirral


"My postman said she was really a he ?

Is this true do you think ? "

No your postman thinks it is April 1st

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By *carlet_heavenWoman  over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks


""Praise be, it's a boy without a willy" until sir thomas moore pointed out that a boy without a willy is a girl."

I think it was 'winkle', but nevertheless LOL

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By *ngel n tedCouple  over a year ago

maidstone


""Praise be, it's a boy without a willy" until sir thomas moore pointed out that a boy without a willy is a girl.

I think it was 'winkle', but nevertheless LOL "

You're quite right, the word willy was in my mind from an above post and lent itself to mine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm reading the book by Mark Garber, The Secret of the Virgin Queen:Cold Case re-opened. He's an ex policeman. Will see how it pans out. "

I'm an ex policeman... I know sod all.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Please don't get me started on Tudor history, we will quite literally be here all year. "

Surely you're not suggesting your knowledge is better than the Postman and the Daily Mail?

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