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"The Fabswingers arms"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If fabswingers was a pub, what would it look like? Would it be classy or sleezy? Would it look like a hook up joint or somewhere up market? Would you be going in looking for a blow job in the toilets or the future mother/father of your children? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A rather spiffing country pub , secluded and frequented by jolly forumites .
Serving lashings of ginger beer  "
 i wish! I'm thinking more like the Queen Vic, complete with the occasional "GET OUTTA MY PUB!!  ". |
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I think it would be a lovely pub with a lounge bar, a back bar and a snog bar.
The lounge would be for peole who where looking to socialize and "network" the back bar would have a pool table and be more like a "hook up" bar for people looking for instantanious sex and the snug for couples who have "pulled" and looking for somewhere to cozy up and get to know each other |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"can it have a pool table, open fire and a juke box? "
It could have but i don't think it would have..
Maybe a couple of loud guys stood at the bar broadcasting as loudly as possible about how great they are while the rest of the pub roll their eyes and think "not again".
There'd be a beautiful woman in the corner crying saying "I'm ugly and no one fancies me!" while 30 married guys fall over each other to try and wipe her tears and buy her vodka redbull.
Obviously a weird little guy going up to women and showing them a Polaroid of his cock with twenty quid tucked into his fingers.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Mine would be classy where you might find lots of drinking dancing and flirting.
A few little nooks and crannies.
A front bar and a back bar one for nobs and one for snobs!
A courtyard, sunny and not overlooked with lots of lawns surrounding it and a few secluded garden pods!
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"can it have a pool table, open fire and a juke box?
It could have but i don't think it would have..
Maybe a couple of loud guys stood at the bar broadcasting as loudly as possible about how great they are while the rest of the pub roll their eyes and think "not again".
There'd be a beautiful woman in the corner crying saying "I'm ugly and no one fancies me!" while 30 married guys fall over each other to try and wipe her tears and buy her vodka redbull.
Obviously a weird little guy going up to women and showing them a Polaroid of his cock with twenty quid tucked into his fingers.."
Yup, lol, with 'wipedown' seats and a distinct smell of urine coming from somewhere you can't quite identify... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Comfy sofas. Private booths. Big private garden for bbqs. Unisex toilets.. topless bar staff..... oh.. and accommodation. ..."
You see this is what you want it to be, not what it actually is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The pub grub would be themed.
Coq au vin
Tossed salad that kind of thing.
It would provide bed and breakfast too. The upstairs might need sound insulation.
Sarah |
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"can it have a pool table, open fire and a juke box?
It could have but i don't think it would have..
Maybe a couple of loud guys stood at the bar broadcasting as loudly as possible about how great they are while the rest of the pub roll their eyes and think "not again".
There'd be a beautiful woman in the corner crying saying "I'm ugly and no one fancies me!" while 30 married guys fall over each other to try and wipe her tears and buy her vodka redbull.
Obviously a weird little guy going up to women and showing them a Polaroid of his cock with twenty quid tucked into his fingers.."
nooo, that would be the same as any normal inner city pub |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The "forum lounge bar" would be very much like one of those bars whereby a stranger walks in but instead of the whole place going quiet everyone starts having a go at them.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The "forum lounge bar" would be very much like one of those bars whereby a stranger walks in but instead of the whole place going quiet everyone starts having a go at them.... "
He'd walk into the bar, with 15 photos of his cock taken from slightly different angles and all to close for comfort, stapled to his body. Walk up to the biggest woman in the room and say "i love fat birds, any chance of a blowjob?".
Then leave wondering where it all went wrong...  |
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I would choose the lounge with it's low lighting and sassy clientele and avoid the bar as it gets fights all the time. Either bareback dogma, profile rage or like a real pub political bores that kick off  |
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"The "forum lounge bar" would be very much like one of those bars whereby a stranger walks in but instead of the whole place going quiet everyone starts having a go at them....
He'd walk into the bar, with 15 photos of his cock taken from slightly different angles and all to close for comfort, stapled to his body. Walk up to the biggest woman in the room and say "i love fat birds, any chance of a blowjob?".
Then leave wondering where it all went wrong... "
Protesting that his approach always worked perfectly well down his local the 'Bump and Grind'....  |
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"I would choose the lounge with it's low lighting and sassy clientele and avoid the bar as it gets fights all the time. Either bareback dogma, profile rage or like a real pub political bores that kick off "
that made me laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The "forum lounge bar" would be very much like one of those bars whereby a stranger walks in but instead of the whole place going quiet everyone starts having a go at them.... "
Hahahaha.... Along with 'fuckin' hell is that what you really look like in reality'!!
*not you, you, but the collective you!! |
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Based on some of the posts in the forums (not this thread BTW) I think it would be more like the Wheeltappers and Shunters. Complete with Colin Crompton and fire bell announcing that the pies are ready. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think it would be a lovely pub with a lounge bar, a back bar and a snog bar.
The lounge would be for peole who where looking to socialize and "network" the back bar would have a pool table and be more like a "hook up" bar for people looking for instantanious sex and the snug for couples who have "pulled" and looking for somewhere to cozy up and get to know each other"
Yes this xxx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Different rooms for people with different preferences .... no blacks, no Asians allowed in certain places. Oh, hang on ...."
Steady on you have left out the Irish lol |
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"Different rooms for people with different preferences .... no blacks, no Asians allowed in certain places. Oh, hang on ....
Steady on you have left out the Irish lol"
Maybe they aren't even mentioned ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A rather spiffing country pub , secluded and frequented by jolly forumites .
Serving lashings of ginger beer
i wish! I'm thinking more like the Queen Vic, complete with the occasional "GET OUTTA MY PUB!! "."
Fuck off Queen Vic, there's no classy birds like me propping up the bar,and what about the tasteful recipes we share? Spag Bol and Shepherds pie people frequent the Vic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Fabswingers Arms would be a drinking tavern in central London; welcoming all with posh fish and chips and unusual ales served lunchtime,with curry night and lager on a Thursday (for the ranters),a Champagne and oyster bar (for us more refined folk),an outside area with pergolas (for the smokers) and live bands every Friday. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fabswingers Arms would be a drinking tavern in central London; welcoming all with posh fish and chips and unusual ales served lunchtime,with curry night and lager on a Thursday (for the ranters),a Champagne and oyster bar (for us more refined folk),an outside area with pergolas (for the smokers) and live bands every Friday. "
Do you have to wear towelling robes in the pergolas? Having a ciggy whilst not wearing barely there undies and a dressing gown whilst conversing with perfect strangers seems quite odd these days. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The "forum lounge bar" would be very much like one of those bars whereby a stranger walks in but instead of the whole place going quiet everyone starts having a go at them....
He'd walk into the bar, with 15 photos of his cock taken from slightly different angles and all to close for comfort, stapled to his body. Walk up to the biggest woman in the room and say "i love fat birds, any chance of a blowjob?".
Then leave wondering where it all went wrong... "
You forgot about the obligatory one of his cock next to a roll on deodorant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fabswingers Arms would be a drinking tavern in central London; welcoming all with posh fish and chips and unusual ales served lunchtime,with curry night and lager on a Thursday (for the ranters),a Champagne and oyster bar (for us more refined folk),an outside area with pergolas (for the smokers) and live bands every Friday.
Do you have to wear towelling robes in the pergolas? Having a ciggy whilst not wearing barely there undies and a dressing gown whilst conversing with perfect strangers seems quite odd these days. "
It's the Fabswingers Arms,you can wear what you like |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fabswingers Arms would be a drinking tavern in central London; welcoming all with posh fish and chips and unusual ales served lunchtime,with curry night and lager on a Thursday (for the ranters),a Champagne and oyster bar (for us more refined folk),an outside area with pergolas (for the smokers) and live bands every Friday.
Do you have to wear towelling robes in the pergolas? Having a ciggy whilst not wearing barely there undies and a dressing gown whilst conversing with perfect strangers seems quite odd these days.
It's the Fabswingers Arms,you can wear what you like "
Jolly good, I've been looking for an excuse to give my Drum Majorette outfit an airing. (I kid you not. Ask Fab Queen!) |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"can it have a pool table, open fire and a juke box?
It could have but i don't think it would have..
Maybe a couple of loud guys stood at the bar broadcasting as loudly as possible about how great they are while the rest of the pub roll their eyes and think "not again".
There'd be a beautiful woman in the corner crying saying "I'm ugly and no one fancies me!" while 30 married guys fall over each other to try and wipe her tears and buy her vodka redbull.
Obviously a weird little guy going up to women and showing them a Polaroid of his cock with twenty quid tucked into his fingers..
Yup, lol, with 'wipedown' seats and a distinct smell of urine coming from somewhere you can't quite identify... "
there would haveto be another room for the whingers, who despite being next door to all the action, complain constantly about not being able to go in there |
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