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By *hav02 OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Many of you might know this game, but lets start with:

Things you can say about your car, but not about your partner

...She's small, but you can still fit 3 in the back

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

A right goer

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman over a year ago

nottingham

It might be a bit tight but I'm sure we can squeeze you in somewhere

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By *ndrew1972Man over a year ago

Roscrea

The chassis is in good order but the paintwork is a bit rough...

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Been round the block a few times

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Emissions are awful

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By *692001Man over a year ago

Walton

All my mates love a go of her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A write off

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Goes like shit off a shovel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's a rental

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By *hav02 OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I hired her off the end of the street, and damn she is a good ride!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Sporty number but has a few miles on the clock

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

When she goes, she goes like fuck xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Leaves you feeling you've been taken for a ride.

Courtesy of Autophilia - The Bluetones.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Yeah not much to look at, bit wide at the back but goes like the clappers and hangs her arse out all the time

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

High maintenance

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Plenty of junk in my trunk

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

If you keep her topped up she goes like a demon

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By *ushandkittyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

You notice a few leaks when you fill her right up to the top!

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

Old banger I'd love to trade in for a newer, sleeker, faster model.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not much to look at but a fucking good goer.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Not much to look at but a fucking good goer."

I think I had that as a veri once

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just a run around

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Yes she has a big shunt....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drives me round the bend..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She's a lovely little escort

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Built for comfort not speed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry about the mess. We never really clean her out as often as we'd like

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By *LCCCouple over a year ago

Cambridge

I won't let other people drive/ride her

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By *ali 69Man over a year ago

jersey

Her big end's gone .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She's a bit of a lemon, I'm kinda embarressed to be seen out and about in her so thought it best I upgrade for a younger model!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Coughs and splutters on cold mornings but a few hard shoves put that right.

Ignore the whining noises. After a while ,they stop.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No time wasters! ...full service history!lol

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple over a year ago

Andover

Didnt even know I wanted one till I took a test ride.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had to part ex her for a younger model

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By *isa 59Woman over a year ago

Newcastle

I love sponging her down on a sunny day.

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By *ark074Man over a year ago

nottingham

Needs a major service

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bit rusty around the edges but does her best

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bit rusty around the edges but does her best"

Zee!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its got a spare tyre

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/05/16 14:36:28]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The exhaust blows a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had to give her a bump start the other morning.

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By *andaCouple over a year ago

co down

Old model, no air bags

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a few miles in the old girl yet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on climd inside. She can take 5 at a squeeze.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I did think about trading her in for a younger model but she's never let me down.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah the boot release catch is broken but if you give the back end a good smack she soon opens up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She looked a lot smaller in the showroom.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can loads in the back end.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's black.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a slight dent on the back end. Some guy banged into her in the supermarket carpark.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I give her a bit of look at once a month but let an expert give her a good servicing annually.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/05/16 15:16:34]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got her free free at one of those key parties last year. Dunno who ended up with my moped.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She's not far off the knackers yard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She wants lubricating.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She looks great .... For her age.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For an entry level model she's comes well equipped.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you fill her to the brim she'll go for hours.

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By *hav02 OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

on the Y0utube earlier watching a car review and the says

"You know I like the fisting test. when your fist fits in the tail end you know she'll make a good noise"

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

He looked better in the showroom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Runs OK but could do with a new flange shaft.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you put your foot down she'll blow your socks off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does it cum with multi point injection ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spare tyre is Bald

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

We managed to get 7 in her last week.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been round the block afew time and could do with a bloody good wash.

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By *piritsonfabCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

Won't pass her next test so I'm sticking her on eBay quick.

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