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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Some woman banged my leg with her shopping trolley fucking bastard.

Yes she's a fucking bastard

Fucking leg banger!

Fucking trolley pusher....

Fucking woman fucking trolley. Kill her !

I like pink babies.

oooooo I love pink babies

Ooooooo I love pink babies too

Pink babies rule

Ohhhhh babies of pink.

Pink babies...... oooooooooo lovely.

Me too.

And me...

Ahhhhhhhhhh and me.

I like orange flowers.

I like yellow flowers.

What ! How very dare you ....fuck off.

No you fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Different and very discriptive I think you have a bright future a head of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ahead of me ? Now THAT's funny.

It's not descriptive in terms of language use.

I accept your critique gracefully xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

reminds a little of Pam Ayres little ditties.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

That's probably the most insulting thing someone could have said.

It wasn't a serious poem it was a joke with myself about threads on the forums and the dictats of the uninitiated.

But Pam Ayres....? Christ... you've clearly never read Pam or Puh....as we call her.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That's probably the most insulting thing someone could have said.

It wasn't a serious poem it was a joke with myself about threads on the forums and the dictats of the uninitiated.

But Pam Ayres....? Christ... you've clearly never read Pam or Puh....as we call her. "

Saw enough of her on tv in here early years lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i see some anger issues here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

hahaha...mirthful resonance that echoes amidst dees dimpsy ramparts...as granny eshews pastoral musings within the highest o arts..

Out of acorns do great oaks rise...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That's probably the most insulting thing someone could have said.

It wasn't a serious poem it was a joke with myself about threads on the forums and the dictats of the uninitiated.

But Pam Ayres....? Christ... you've clearly never read Pam or Puh....as we call her. "

GrannyCrumpet i apologise unreservedly. Having read some of the other posts concern your poem it is me who has it all wrong and it is obvious that i totally missed the point.

It seems to others that you have wonderful things ahead of you if this poem is anything to go by.

please accept my apology and happy poem writing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

You're making me laugh young man.

It's not a REAL powmmmmmm. ~the more I protest the more it sounds like it is though xx

Course you were wrong n i was right ... cos i is ....n that's that. ( another poom )

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"i see some anger issues here"

Oh dear. Best to take yourselves off into separate rooms and think sweet thoughts until your anger subsides.

Granny is poetically here if lack of control appears again xxx

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon

Erm....

goes to hide anything sharp or pointy!!!

Would you like to try this nice jacket on Granny? Look it's really nice, it makes you hug yourself!!

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By *aucy3Couple  over a year ago

glasgow


"Some woman banged my leg with her shopping trolley fucking bastard.

Yes she's a fucking bastard

Fucking leg banger!

Fucking trolley pusher....

Fucking woman fucking trolley. Kill her !

I like pink babies.

oooooo I love pink babies

Ooooooo I love pink babies too

Pink babies rule

Ohhhhh babies of pink.

Pink babies...... oooooooooo lovely.

Me too.

And me...

Ahhhhhhhhhh and me.

I like orange flowers.

I like yellow flowers.

What ! How very dare you ....fuck off.

No you fuck off. "

i always feared this day would come.

grannies having,a heated argument,with herself.

there can only be one winner.

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