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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Morning lovelies. Ive decided it's time for selfless self promotion. So hello! I'm here and devilishly handsome.
So my unusual talent is that I can turn a digestive biscuit over inside my mouth.
What's yours?.....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can do I good impression of the late Alan Rickman but I suppose it helps that I sound like him anyway !  "
Handy - especially given he's sadly gone. |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"I can do I good impression of the late Alan Rickman but I suppose it helps that I sound like him anyway ! "
Bloody love Alan Rickman - he was my guilty pleasure.... If you ever come north, please let me know!  |
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"I can do I good impression of the late Alan Rickman but I suppose it helps that I sound like him anyway ! "
is there something you wish to share with the rest of the class, Potter? .. Uncanny isn't it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can do I good impression of the late Alan Rickman but I suppose it helps that I sound like him anyway ! is there something you wish to share with the rest of the class, Potter? .. Uncanny isn't it "
Don't just don't. I always get some d*unk in the pub who says " go on go do potter"  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can do I good impression of the late Alan Rickman but I suppose it helps that I sound like him anyway ! is there something you wish to share with the rest of the class, Potter? .. Uncanny isn't it
Don't just don't. I always get some d*unk in the pub who says " go on go do potter" "
Is it just me that think that sounds rude? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can get 7 budgies and a Golden eagle perched on my cock.......whilst whistling the birdie song.
Well now we are talking! Claws not dig in?"
No ......I wear a protective sock |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can get 7 budgies and a Golden eagle perched on my cock.......whilst whistling the birdie song.
Well now we are talking! Claws not dig in?
No ......I wear a protective sock "
Thought of everything. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im cute n sassy and i can burp the alphabet.. 
You know I bet you can. Can you do it while mid orgasm?"
at that point oddly enough ive never thought 'must burp the alphabet'  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"im cute n sassy and i can burp the alphabet..
You know I bet you can. Can you do it while mid orgasm?
at that point oddly enough ive never thought 'must burp the alphabet' "
You've not lived. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im cute n sassy and i can burp the alphabet..
You know I bet you can. Can you do it while mid orgasm?
at that point oddly enough ive never thought 'must burp the alphabet'
You've not lived. Lol"
clearly.. note to self... must try harder |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"im cute n sassy and i can burp the alphabet..
You know I bet you can. Can you do it while mid orgasm?
at that point oddly enough ive never thought 'must burp the alphabet'
You've not lived. Lol
clearly.. note to self... must try harder "
Harder, faster, deeper. All important. Practise practise. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aerial silk dancing and trapeze are probably my two unusual ones
Wow. Now that is cool!!
I wanted to be in a circus when I was little keeps you for though "
You're certainly fit!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My voice sounds s the perfect pitch to send children to sleep, my own kids my nieces and nephews have all dropped of to the sound of me reading eyores missing tail, I have never failed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My voice sounds s the perfect pitch to send children to sleep, my own kids my nieces and nephews have all dropped of to the sound of me reading eyores missing tail, I have never failed "
Can I borrow you? Perhaps record an mp3? My little one takes way too long to dose off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can fit 3 whole wagon wheels in my mouth. Ooo plus make my tongue do a weird totally turny over thing and wriggle. Not describing it very well but it is weird x "
Splendid levels of oral dexterity. How the mind wanders. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can do the splits...and lean forward and put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees
Can also raise my right eyebrow while lowering my left à la Scarlett O'Hara  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can do the splits...and lean forward and put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees
Can also raise my right eyebrow while lowering my left à la Scarlett O'Hara "
I can think of uses for both of those. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can do the splits...and lean forward and put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees
Can also raise my right eyebrow while lowering my left à la Scarlett O'Hara
I can think of uses for both of those. "
I'll have to give you a demonstration |
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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"Morning lovelies. Ive decided it's time for selfless self promotion. So hello! I'm here and devilishly handsome.
So my unusual talent is that I can turn a digestive biscuit over inside my mouth.
What's yours?.....
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Bloody hell...I can't get a whole digestive in mine let alone turn it over!
I can make my eyeballs wobble/vibrate though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can do the splits...and lean forward and put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees
Can also raise my right eyebrow while lowering my left à la Scarlett O'Hara "
I can't even wink! I do a weird squinty thing which just makes me look like even more of a pervert than usual!
Hay ho!  |
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By *ondonerMan
over a year ago
London / Essex borders |
"Morning lovelies. Ive decided it's time for selfless self promotion. So hello! I'm here and devilishly handsome.
So my unusual talent is that I can turn a digestive biscuit over inside my mouth.
What's yours?.....
It's been years since I did that (just had to check I could still do it!) freaks people out every time lol
Bloody hell...I can't get a whole digestive in mine let alone turn it over!
I can make my eyeballs wobble/vibrate though "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can get 7 budgies and a Golden eagle perched on my cock.......whilst whistling the birdie song.
Well now we are talking! Claws not dig in?
No ......I wear a protective sock "
Are you sure it's not a prosthetic cock?  |
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"I can do the splits...and lean forward and put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees
Can also raise my right eyebrow while lowering my left à la Scarlett O'Hara "
fascinating.. My Spock impression |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can do the splits...and lean forward and put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees
Can also raise my right eyebrow while lowering my left à la Scarlett O'Hara fascinating.. My Spock impression"
It looks pretty when I do it! |
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