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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would kill for a vodka straight up and out of the freezer. I'm in parent land this weekend. The only thing that's getting me through it is occasional sneaks onto forum bonkers-ness and the promise of shenanigans on Monday. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would kill for a vodka straight up and out of the freezer. I'm in parent land this weekend. The only thing that's getting me through it is occasional sneaks onto forum bonkers-ness and the promise of shenanigans on Monday. "
I sympathise!
Grey Goose it is! xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Vodka martini shaken not stirred 
With a twist?
No that's fine you are a lifesaver Darling  "
Can you be the waiter if Cheeky oils you up?
I think she might find her requirement full filled at the same time!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine as always is a dark rum and ginger ale please rossa x
Call me Red or Tess.
Crabbies?  okie dokes.... Canada dry please x"
Done and done!
Put some music on please? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just a water with ice
Can't drink 
Aw big hugs, water it is... just looking for the loinclothed-waiter! 
Forget the loin cloth I will have him naked. "
I will let you put your order in then! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Finishing off the tonic n pretending  xxx
Its a virtual bar- what would be your choice sweetie?
Ok deal.......a nice rich red wine please xxx"
will put the bottle on the bar- can you share with Taff? |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"Mine as always is a dark rum and ginger ale please rossa x
Call me Red or Tess.
Crabbies? okie dokes.... Canada dry please x
Done and done!
Put some music on please?"
Of course, something slow and erotic or something more upbeat and party like? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine as always is a dark rum and ginger ale please rossa x
Call me Red or Tess.
Crabbies? okie dokes.... Canada dry please x
Done and done!
Put some music on please?
Of course, something slow and erotic or something more upbeat and party like?"
Partay! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finishing off the tonic n pretending xxx
Its a virtual bar- what would be your choice sweetie?
Ok deal.......a nice rich red wine please xxxwill put the bottle on the bar- can you share with Taff?"
Go on then xxx |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"Mine as always is a dark rum and ginger ale please rossa x
Call me Red or Tess.
Crabbies? okie dokes.... Canada dry please x
Done and done!
Put some music on please?
Of course, something slow and erotic or something more upbeat and party like?
Partay! "
Starting off with Hey Ya by Outkast then
Pass your requests to the loinclothed waiter people and let's get this party started (oooh next tune I think) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Finishing off the tonic n pretending xxx
Its a virtual bar- what would be your choice sweetie?
Ok deal.......a nice rich red wine please xxxwill put the bottle on the bar- can you share with Taff?
Go on then xxx"
Shift over |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gin & tonic please lovely, make it large!!
Any brand? 
Juniper Green of course!!! Tsk 
I like Bombay Sapphire!
Me too but I want JG! It's ok, I have 2 bottles & some Fever Tree I'll sort myself "
Yeah well can you pour me one too please- I like your measures! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine as always is a dark rum and ginger ale please rossa x
Call me Red or Tess.
Crabbies? okie dokes.... Canada dry please x
Done and done!
Put some music on please?
Of course, something slow and erotic or something more upbeat and party like?
Partay!
Starting off with Hey Ya by Outkast then
Pass your requests to the loinclothed waiter people and let's get this party started (oooh next tune I think)"
Didn't you get the memo.
No loincloth - V's orders! |
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"Gin & tonic please lovely, make it large!!
Any brand?
Juniper Green of course!!! Tsk
I like Bombay Sapphire!
Me too but I want JG! It's ok, I have 2 bottles & some Fever Tree I'll sort myself
Yeah well can you pour me one too please- I like your measures!"
2 very large G&T's coming up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tia Maria..pure orange juice and couple of ice cubes ...lush x
Never tried it but will take your word for it x "
Very moreish..tastes like chocolate orange x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finishing off the tonic n pretending xxx
Its a virtual bar- what would be your choice sweetie?
Ok deal.......a nice rich red wine please xxxwill put the bottle on the bar- can you share with Taff?
Go on then xxx
Shift over "
Awwww I don't wanna be in the corner. |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"Mine as always is a dark rum and ginger ale please rossa x
Call me Red or Tess.
Crabbies? okie dokes.... Canada dry please x
Done and done!
Put some music on please?
Of course, something slow and erotic or something more upbeat and party like?
Partay!
Starting off with Hey Ya by Outkast then
Pass your requests to the loinclothed waiter people and let's get this party started (oooh next tune I think)
Didn't you get the memo.
No loincloth - V's orders! "
I thought I saw her snatch it off with just her pearly whites |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So what's your poison folks- it's happy hour?
J2o please, surprise me, no ice no glitter.
Cheers muchly, one for yourself while you're there.
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I think the cranberry one- it's a bit sharper than usual? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So what's your poison folks- it's happy hour?
Can I have some please........ideally diet, I may have a pint of bitter later but only one as I'm driving....
Cal"
Virgin diet cuba libra coming up! Rocks?
Oh and what bitter?
TT, Pedigree, Speckled Hen? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never get a fecking drink in these posts... haters gonna hate Pauly, haters gonna hate.
Why so serious, Son?
All you gotta do is smile "
Difficult when you are dehydrated and have lost your pants.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I never get a fecking drink in these posts... haters gonna hate Pauly, haters gonna hate.
Why so serious, Son?
All you gotta do is smile
Difficult when you are dehydrated and have lost your pants.. "
Aw- have a cold shower! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never get a fecking drink in these posts... haters gonna hate Pauly, haters gonna hate.
Why so serious, Son?
All you gotta do is smile
Difficult when you are dehydrated and have lost your pants..
Aw- have a cold shower!"
wow 2 days in a row I have been bullied on here..... better find a meet! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I never get a fecking drink in these posts... haters gonna hate Pauly, haters gonna hate.
Why so serious, Son?
All you gotta do is smile
Difficult when you are dehydrated and have lost your pants..
Aw- have a cold shower!
wow 2 days in a row I have been bullied on here..... better find a meet! "
Bullied? Banter Daaaarling merely banter! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So what's your poison folks- it's happy hour?
I'm not picky. Whatever drink you make I'll drink
I think Prosecco and Chambourd again!
Only if we don't have to stop the taxi again "
Hmmmm I was travel sick I tells ya!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never get a fecking drink in these posts... haters gonna hate Pauly, haters gonna hate.
Why so serious, Son?
All you gotta do is smile
Difficult when you are dehydrated and have lost your pants..
Aw- have a cold shower!
wow 2 days in a row I have been bullied on here..... better find a meet!
Bullied? Banter Daaaarling merely banter!"
Well I didn't order a pint of it; whatever it is  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have the traditional Scottish national drink.......
Quadruple vodka (standard house measure up here!) with a splash of Irn Bru...Cheers!
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ICE?
( as in ego do I call in case of emergency?) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I never get a fecking drink in these posts... haters gonna hate Pauly, haters gonna hate.
Why so serious, Son?
All you gotta do is smile
Difficult when you are dehydrated and have lost your pants..
Aw- have a cold shower!
wow 2 days in a row I have been bullied on here..... better find a meet!
Bullied? Banter Daaaarling merely banter!
Well I didn't order a pint of it; whatever it is "
I can just refuse to serve you then, good evening sir. |
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"So what's your poison folks- it's happy hour?
I'm not picky. Whatever drink you make I'll drink
I think Prosecco and Chambourd again!
Only if we don't have to stop the taxi again
Hmmmm I was travel sick I tells ya!! "
Honest Guvna . We need another night like that soon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have the traditional Scottish national drink.......
Quadruple vodka (standard house measure up here!) with a splash of Irn Bru...Cheers!
ICE?
( as in ego do I call in case of emergency?) "
Just have the taxi on speed dial for a tactical mission to the off license! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So what's your poison folks- it's happy hour?
J2o please, surprise me, no ice no glitter.
Cheers muchly, one for yourself while you're there.
I think the cranberry one- it's a bit sharper than usual?"
Sounds good to me, chin chin. |
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