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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Luckily, I've never broken anything.
I remember a friend having a really simple fall and breaking her arm. She didn't drink milk and I'm sure that was the reason why. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Open Tib and Fib multiple fractures...3 years in a wheel chair....£83000 comp and made a 100% recovery and did the Great North run"
Wow what an achievement   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I broke my pinky toe on my left foot when I was about 8. My mother asked me to go downstairs and get her a drink. I was in a rush so I ran back up to her and as I turned the corner my toe caught the edge and it pulled at a 90 degree angle. Fell on my face and spilled the drink everywhere. My mother yelled at me to get another drink so I had to run and get one.
No one believed me when I said it really hurt. After 5 days they brought me to the doctor who said it was broken. He broke a popsicle stick in half as a splint and taped it to my toe. I can't move that toe seperately to this day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Skull,neck,arms,collar bone,legs fingers,knee few other injuries all in one hit car crash off work 21/2 years wheel chair bound for first year ,learn to read write walk again major memory loss too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Open Tib and Fib multiple fractures...3 years in a wheel chair....£83000 comp and made a 100% recovery and did the Great North run
Wow what an achievement "
It costs me my marriage and my home so yes quite an achievement but that was 12 years ago. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Broke both bones in my right wrist about 18 months ago due to a stroppy horse. Pinned and plated, had to have a career change because of it, still gives me pain now bloody thing.
Mrs x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Skull,neck,arms,collar bone,legs fingers,knee few other injuries all in one hit car crash off work 21/2 years wheel chair bound for first year ,learn to read write walk again major memory loss too "
Well done |
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Broke a toe trying to get a stair gate to fit 
Broke an elbow years ago which never healed and has left me with reduced usage and arthritis.
Broke my foot after tripping over my maxi dress 
Chipped my knee after falling over wearing heels
All on the same side of my body!   |
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Holy shit.
Well you asked so here goes (in order kinda)
Right patela (knee cap) replaced.
Right tibia and fibia (shin) open fracture. Fitted with a rod.
Two right hand transverse process of the 5th and 6th vertebrae broken and pinned.
Three ribs on the left, two on right.
Right wrist fractured twice.
Right radius (wrist) compound open fracture, plated and pinned.
Three or four toes and a 3 fingers (one still pinned)
And nose broken several times.
Mostly done from motorbike accidents back in the day. Fingers done at work. Nose from talking when I should have been listening.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Skull,neck,arms,collar bone,legs fingers,knee few other injuries all in one hit car crash off work 21/2 years wheel chair bound for first year ,learn to read write walk again major memory loss too "
Jeeezzz well done on your recovery xx |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
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completley wrecked my left knee aged 16 after bad landing whilst chalenging David batty in a youth game he landed on me lower leg at right angles spent 8 months with a cage to stetch and stablize it end of pro career !broke left foot at u2 gig in manchester aged 26 nothing since thankfully |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Broken ribs twice first time all my left ones by falling through a full length mirror while having a seizure. 2nd time left ribs again at least 2 in march having sex"
Bloody nora |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I broke my pinky toe on my left foot when I was about 8. My mother asked me to go downstairs and get her a drink. I was in a rush so I ran back up to her and as I turned the corner my toe caught the edge and it pulled at a 90 degree angle. Fell on my face and spilled the drink everywhere. My mother yelled at me to get another drink so I had to run and get one.
No one believed me when I said it really hurt. After 5 days they brought me to the doctor who said it was broken. He broke a popsicle stick in half as a splint and taped it to my toe. I can't move that toe seperately to this day "
 
Poor pinky |
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"Boxers injury. Little finger. Right hand. Shoved my first knuckle into my hand defending me and a girl.
Thankfully neither of them got back up. "
Ooh, forgot about that. I did the second one on my right hand. Shoved it back into my hand so far I still can't straighten my wrist properly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What have you broken ?
Incus/stirrup, A bone in my middle ear
When did you do it ?
12 years ago
How did you do it ?
Car ran over my head
Did you have to have surgery ?
Yes
How long did it take to heal?
3 - 4 weeks, Although left with a mild case of tinnitus
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What have you broken ?
A Rib
When did you do it ?
About 20 years ago
How did you do it ?
Fell off my bike onto a concrete block
Did you have to have surgery ?
No
How long did it take to heal?
About a month
Nosey Mrs x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Broke both bones in my lower right arm aged 10 after falling off a donkey I was showing off on at the time. Had 4 operations on it. Scars down both sides of my forearm. Can't remember how long it took to heal.
Broke right thigh bone in a car crash aged 19. 3 operations and took about a year to heal. Scar from top of thigh to just above the knee.
A x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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a few broken bones in my right hand - i ran through a door but left my hand in the handle and bent my hand the wrong way somehow - swelled up like an inflated marigold glove and went black as coal - no surgery but a good few weeks before it went back to normal |
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Most recent was a slip when it snowed a couple of months ago. Got compound fracture of 6 ribs, spinal bruising and a pneumothorax.
Also a fractured skull as a baby, broken pubic bone by being accidentally kicked, a fractured cheek bone and a broken nose.... Think that's it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How long you got?
Right cheekbone
Right eye socket
Skull (twice)
Jaw
Every finger.
Both wrists
Both radial
Left ulnar
Right elbow
Both collarbones
Right shoulder
11 ribs
C2
C3
C6
T2
T3
L1
L2
L3
L4
L5
S1
Pelvis
Right femur (detached the ball)
Both kneecaps
Right tubular
Right fibular
Both heels
7 toes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How long you got?
Right cheekbone
Right eye socket
Skull (twice)
Jaw
Every finger.
Both wrists
Both radial
Left ulnar
Right elbow
Both collarbones
Right shoulder
11 ribs
C2
C3
C6
T2
T3
L1
L2
L3
L4
L5
S1
Pelvis
Right femur (detached the ball)
Both kneecaps
Right tubular
Right fibular
Both heels
7 toes"
 holy fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How long you got?
Right cheekbone
Right eye socket
Skull (twice)
Jaw
Every finger.
Both wrists
Both radial
Left ulnar
Right elbow
Both collarbones
Right shoulder
11 ribs
C2
C3
C6
T2
T3
L1
L2
L3
L4
L5
S1
Pelvis
Right femur (detached the ball)
Both kneecaps
Right tubular
Right fibular
Both heels
7 toes
holy fuck"
Forgot the death certificate with my name on it.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Broken wrist as a child when pushed over by someone who was bullying me
Then 4 years ago ankle avulsion stepping down of a step the dog licked my toe and I put the other foot down wrong.
Had a awesome meet the week after mind with leg in cast  |
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"How long you got?
Right cheekbone
Right eye socket
Skull (twice)
Jaw
Every finger.
Both wrists
Both radial
Left ulnar
Right elbow
Both collarbones
Right shoulder
11 ribs
C2
C3
C6
T2
T3
L1
L2
L3
L4
L5
S1
Pelvis
Right femur (detached the ball)
Both kneecaps
Right tubular
Right fibular
Both heels
7 toes"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How long you got?
Right cheekbone
Right eye socket
Skull (twice)
Jaw
Every finger.
Both wrists
Both radial
Left ulnar
Right elbow
Both collarbones
Right shoulder
11 ribs
C2
C3
C6
T2
T3
L1
L2
L3
L4
L5
S1
Pelvis
Right femur (detached the ball)
Both kneecaps
Right tubular
Right fibular
Both heels
7 toes"
We have a winner
I knew that was you before scrolling up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What have you broken ?
When did you do it ?
How did you do it ?
Did you have to have surgery ?
How long did it take to heal?
Nosey Mrs x
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Got beaten up by a gang of skin heads when I was a teenager.
They had baseball bats and hammers and shit.
Kicked and beat the fuck out of me broke my arm.
All because I was a white guy hanging out with no white people.
Or my friends as I preferred to call them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What have you broken ?
When did you do it ?
How did you do it ?
Did you have to have surgery ?
How long did it take to heal?
Nosey Mrs x
Got beaten up by a gang of skin heads when I was a teenager.
They had baseball bats and hammers and shit.
Kicked and beat the fuck out of me broke my arm.
All because I was a white guy hanging out with no white people.
Or my friends as I preferred to call them. "
None not no |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How long you got?
Right cheekbone
Right eye socket
Skull (twice)
Jaw
Every finger.
Both wrists
Both radial
Left ulnar
Right elbow
Both collarbones
Right shoulder
11 ribs
C2
C3
C6
T2
T3
L1
L2
L3
L4
L5
S1
Pelvis
Right femur (detached the ball)
Both kneecaps
Right tubular
Right fibular
Both heels
7 toes
We have a winner
I knew that was you before scrolling up "
What gave it away?  |
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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago
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"Open Tib and Fib multiple fractures...3 years in a wheel chair....£83000 comp and made a 100% recovery and did the Great North run
Wow what an achievement
It costs me my marriage and my home so yes quite an achievement but that was 12 years ago."
That's not so good. The run was an amazing achievement. Shame about your marriage. Must've taken a lot of effort to get that level of fitness and remain positive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We have a winner
I knew that was you before scrolling up "
It's a competition?? That is One i don't want to win thanks
It means you're either incredibly unlucky or incredibly stupid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I broke my middle toe on a bed.
What is frankly amazing is that is the only bone I have broken, when you consider that I worked with and rode horses for a living for 20 years! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5 bike crashes numerous climbing accidents and other shenanigans.
Not one broken bone
What are you made of titanium ?
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From the way i bounce i think rubber |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"5 bike crashes numerous climbing accidents and other shenanigans.
Not one broken bone
What are you made of titanium ?
From the way i bounce i think rubber "
Stretch Armstrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Broken radius and ulna, bmx-ing, when I was 12;
Broken scapula and fibula in a bike crash during a road race (came off at 45mph and my pedal clips didn't release !) at 20 
And a split patella at 41, which required a bone graft to fuse it back together, non bike related this time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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3 plates in my right leg after the been knocked over hit and run by a taxi.
Cool scar and the lego an mechano tattoo round it like it's holding my leg together is a good conversation starter.
Hurts every step. Every day still |
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Lisfranc fracture to left foot ... New Year's Eve 2 years ago .... Secrets in Torquay. Had one glass of wine and been there 10 mins, tripped over a door threshold and that was the end of new year celebrations for us. Quick change of clothes to something more suitable for hospital ...The ambulance guys asked loads of question about what goes on in the place lol ...
Surgery required, two plates and two screws - won't forget that New Year's Eve swinging party in a hurry  |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
coccyx -falling down stairs as a teen.
both little fingers - different times but both moving furniture backwards past door handles.
left wrist, through being nice on a bicycle, not frightening a little old man on the road by overtaking him politely, i misjudged the curb and went into a reflector post.my dad thought it was sprained, wouldn't take me to hospital, after pain for 2 years i went to have an x-ray..its set a bit squiffy..
my jaw bone and shoulder dislocation with rotary collar cuff damage for years - by not a very nice man. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What have you broken ?
When did you do it ?
How did you do it ?
Did you have to have surgery ?
How long did it take to heal?
Nosey Mrs x
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Hairline skull fracture, someone else's elbow.
Broken ribs, someone else's baseball bat.
Can I throw a "stabbed three times and shot once" into the mix. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*takes a deep breath*
I've broken,
left wrist
right wrist
right ankle
left thigh
left ankle
right leg
collarbone
jaw
eye socket
fingers
toes
pelvis
elbow
ribs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*takes a deep breath*
I've broken,
left wrist
right wrist
right ankle
left thigh
left ankle
right leg
collarbone
jaw
eye socket
fingers
toes
pelvis
elbow
ribs
Are you the bionic woman "
Shhh it's a secret  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I broke my thumb playing snooker.
I've broken my nose twice and needed surgery to straighten it.
I've fractured my skull twice.
I broke my ankle falling of a French bar. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ulna and radius in my left arm - bone came through the skin - tasty
I was about 12 and was riding my bike and a friend pushed his skateboard under the front wheel - splat!
Surgery to reset the bones and I think took around 8 weeks before the cast came off. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
Green stick fracture of the humerus (wasn't funny though *boomboom*). I was crossing the road in front of a bunch of cyclists after school and got hit by a car.
It took about 6-8 weeks to heal properly. |
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