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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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me n a friend were going to cardiff and he thought the train goes under water and my reply was 'well that cant be right, i wasnt told i needed to bring a swimming costume'
what are yours??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blondest thing I ever did was clear a blocked kitchen sink, then emptied the dirty water bucket I was collecting the gunge in back down the plughole while the u bend was still off.....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Blondest thing I ever did was clear a blocked kitchen sink, then emptied the dirty water bucket I was collecting the gunge in back down the plughole while the u bend was still off..... "
lmfao! genius! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my ex bought me a zippo lighter ....realising that it needed petrol..she went to a petrol station and couldn`t figure why the nozzle wouldn`t fit the lighter ...she was pointed in the right direction by the cashier ....a truly blond moment haha Bless her ...she laughed till she cried telling me ..haha good memories  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once asked someone if they thought the big bad wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were in fact the same wolf. in my defence i was having an hormonal problem and it had been a long day. |
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"I once asked someone if they thought the big bad wolf in the 3 little pigs and the wolf in little red riding hood were in fact the same wolf. in my defence i was having an hormonal problem and it had been a long day."
No it was the wolf from the Kevin Costner film....Dancing with big bad wolves
Thought everyone knew that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not said but...........
Been searching for ever for the key to my shed and had all the drawers out etc.
Still couldnt find it. 
Was saying as much to me mate yesterday and she says....
Whats them hanging up on that hook 
Ermmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It was recently, was getting some electrical work done on my shoebox, was on here, kept on losing the internet connection, couldnt work it out, then it clicked, the electricty was off..... and emmmmm you need that for the internet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when on plane going to live in hong kong i asked my then husband what did they speak there honkanese couldnt understand why he was rolling on floor laughing |
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By *tryxxCouple
over a year ago
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came in from the woodshed with some kindling to light a fire once, could not for the life of me find the sticks two minutes later.
Gave up and went out for more thinking i was going nuts, later in the evening went to get a wine from the fridge and guess what... yep, nice chilled kindling sitting beside my cheese and wine |
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my boss only has one arm and i am so used to his false one i forget.
one day he ws using my computer and was pleased to see the mouse on the left and said, oh your left handed.
forgetting his right arm is false i said, oh i didnt know you were left handed too lol.
very red faced when penny dropped! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"came in from the woodshed with some kindling to light a fire once, could not for the life of me find the sticks two minutes later.
Gave up and went out for more thinking i was going nuts, later in the evening went to get a wine from the fridge and guess what... yep, nice chilled kindling sitting beside my cheese and wine "
Lol did something similar after a night out under age drinking in my youth. Instead of sneaking up to bed I decided to be a clever dick and ask my mum if she wanted a cuppa, then zonked out anyway - she came in the kitchen to find her poured tea but the milk bottle was on the bench and the teapot in the fridge..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not me but the misses.
She was out with her friend and we needed a new bin. So anyway she brought it and as she was walking back to the car it started raining and thunder. Her friend said she was lucky she brought her coat. My wife turned round to her and said " I'm ok I've got my bin"
A metal bin in the thunder yeah thats good lol. She is always having blonde moments. |
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yrs ago we had police knock on door bout 3 in morning the house was surrounded ..pushed hubby to side and ask me if i was ok and did i phone them to which in my half asleep state said i didnt and picked up the phone and went no wasnt me ...turned out they where in wrong street and it was a hubby beating his wife ... why i picked phone up to check i still dont know lol
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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago
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My grandma was very tired one day many years ago and was getting ready for bed.
When she tried to wind up the milk bottle to set her alarm she realised her mistaken.
Alarm clock was on the doorstep for the milkman lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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blonde moments
shaved me muff with the bic lid still on razor
put the dog out one evening when the weather was really bad in Dec only to forget I had put him out
got a tattoo to hide blemish on arse cheek and came back with it on wrong cheek
tons to mention actually  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My one is Fab related!
So been on the site about 9 months at the time, and asked another forumite how they got to know about socials and the like?
They said to look in the UK forum.
I asked where do i find that exactly.....
They said... you just scroll down?
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