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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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your stranded on an island , a genie pops up and says you can have 3 things. An electronic item, unlimited food source of 1 type, and a sexual partner. Wot would those be ? I'l have a tv, mars bars and jenifer garner with full elektra wardrobe.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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DAB radio, couple of breeding pigs as the food source (think about it crackling pork, sausages, bacon and black pudden!) and James Martin, sex chef extrordinaire!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my macbook, chocolate cake and my man, and you can leave us there , please dont rescue us! x"
Well we're the swinging couple on the other side of the island.... we'll come see you every other tuesday ....... we'll bring some bacon and coconut and pineapple juice.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"tv with freeview and built in radio, chickens, .. dont know if i can be bothered to have a man on the island "
who's gonna fix stuff and keep the place tidy ? Last lot left a mess and majority were fems ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"tv with freeview and built in radio, chickens, .. dont know if i can be bothered to have a man on the island who's gonna fix stuff and keep the place tidy ? Last lot left a mess and majority were fems ! "
That'll be me - Im a clean freak and love doing it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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would an aircraft be classed an an eloctronic item?if so,i want an aeroplne,to get home,unlimited chocolates for the plane journey,and the only pilot i know,who is also quite sexy,john travolta |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"my macbook, chocolate cake and my man, and you can leave us there , please dont rescue us! x
Well we're the swinging couple on the other side of the island.... we'll come see you every other tuesday ....... we'll bring some bacon and coconut and pineapple juice.... "
well we'll definately not want rescuing then!
(could we make it once a week though!)xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"my macbook, chocolate cake and my man, and you can leave us there , please dont rescue us! x
Well we're the swinging couple on the other side of the island.... we'll come see you every other tuesday ....... we'll bring some bacon and coconut and pineapple juice....
well we'll definately not want rescuing then!
(could we make it once a week though!)xxx"
Takes a fortnight for the bacon to cure lol
This is mental Im getting really excited about being stranded on a pretendy desert island!!! Told you I liked role play!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"my macbook, chocolate cake and my man, and you can leave us there , please dont rescue us! x
Well we're the swinging couple on the other side of the island.... we'll come see you every other tuesday ....... we'll bring some bacon and coconut and pineapple juice....
well we'll definately not want rescuing then!
(could we make it once a week though!)xxx
Takes a fortnight for the bacon to cure lol
This is mental Im getting really excited about being stranded on a pretendy desert island!!! Told you I liked role play!!!"
nothing to do but lie in the sun, eat cake and shag!
do you think we'd get bored of it though and that sand does get every where! xxxx |
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