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'Suzy's 'floozy jacuzzi' game thread

By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

so, ive thought of a new game to play, i've called it the 'Suzy's floozy Jacuzzi'. those that know me, will hopefully chuckle at this...

so the idea is, you nominate yourself here to be added to someone else's 'floozy Jacuzzi' whilst compiling your own list of 7 people to share a hot tub with you.

If you are really brave, you can add people from your hot list, or, people you admire from afar and see, if they choose you too.

its an ice breaker and a bit of fun for Thursday afternoon

so lets turn on the bubbles......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in I think

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"My first time in a hot tub - or, what I did in the holidays."

First time in America, I was about 24, travelling round California on my way to Burning Man. Stopped off in Santa Somewhere. Beautiful, hot sunny day on Main St and I ducked in to a bar for a drink.

Get chatting to some random who's not only been to Burning Man but is also happy to speak about it. Blah blah, chat chat... the topic of hot tubs comes up.

I'd never heard of such things. "Never been in a hot tub?! My mate has a guest house two blocks from here with a hot tub - I'm sure he'd be ok if we used it."

Ok, says I.

We go to the guest house and, not having come out expecting to go swimming, I just stripped off and jumped in.

5 mins later this guy makes a move.

You have to understand he was completely NOT on my radar - he's 40 something, balding, just no - and I panicked, jumped out saying I needed the loo, ran into the house...

And bollock naked BANG in to mom, pop and three kiddies staying in the guest house as they eat their dinner.

Everyone freezes before I crawl off to the toilet to die of embarrassment.

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm in I think

"
hey knitter..did you see the offer for you in nocturnal thread last night?..i do believe someone was trying to lure you into the shower

look forward to seeing how your jacuzzi 'fills' up x

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

""My first time in a hot tub - or, what I did in the holidays."

First time in America, I was about 24, travelling round California on my way to Burning Man. Stopped off in Santa Somewhere. Beautiful, hot sunny day on Main St and I ducked in to a bar for a drink.

Get chatting to some random who's not only been to Burning Man but is also happy to speak about it. Blah blah, chat chat... the topic of hot tubs comes up.

I'd never heard of such things. "Never been in a hot tub?! My mate has a guest house two blocks from here with a hot tub - I'm sure he'd be ok if we used it."

Ok, says I.

We go to the guest house and, not having come out expecting to go swimming, I just stripped off and jumped in.

5 mins later this guy makes a move.

You have to understand he was completely NOT on my radar - he's 40 something, balding, just no - and I panicked, jumped out saying I needed the loo, ran into the house...

And bollock naked BANG in to mom, pop and three kiddies staying in the guest house as they eat their dinner.

Everyone freezes before I crawl off to the toilet to die of embarrassment. "

xx has it put you off hot tubs for life?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in I think

hey knitter..did you see the offer for you in nocturnal thread last night?..i do believe someone was trying to lure you into the shower

look forward to seeing how your jacuzzi 'fills' up x"

nope Suzy missed it.

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

Water, sun, people, bit of splashy splashy.

Yes please!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in as long as there is tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah! SPLASH! Make way for a fatty. Xxx

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm in I think

hey knitter..did you see the offer for you in nocturnal thread last night?..i do believe someone was trying to lure you into the shower

look forward to seeing how your jacuzzi 'fills' up x

nope Suzy missed it."
first thread i do believe..take a peek x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in I think

hey knitter..did you see the offer for you in nocturnal thread last night?..i do believe someone was trying to lure you into the shower

look forward to seeing how your jacuzzi 'fills' up x

nope Suzy missed it."

It was me, trying to get you in the rain with me via the shower with Suzy

You can get in my jacuzzi if you fancy though hehe

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Water, sun, people, bit of splashy splashy.

Yes please!

"
hello lovely x with whom, that is the question...????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want

Knitter

Long shlong

Shag........so far

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in. I don't anticipate any invites but I sure as hell can't turn down the chance to get some people into mine

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm in as long as there is tea"
yes theres always a kettle on nearby

welcome....hope you have fun compiling your list x

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Yeah! SPLASH! Make way for a fatty. Xxx

"
hey lovely, good to see you..now who you gonna invite? xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in, and I'm bringing champagne

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm in I think

hey knitter..did you see the offer for you in nocturnal thread last night?..i do believe someone was trying to lure you into the shower

look forward to seeing how your jacuzzi 'fills' up x

nope Suzy missed it.

It was me, trying to get you in the rain with me via the shower with Suzy

You can get in my jacuzzi if you fancy though hehe"

oooh was the offer for me aswell?..i missed that...rains not hard enough you need a sledgehammer to get through to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

iff i were to get in a jacuzzi there would be no room for anyone else

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I want

Knitter

Long shlong

Shag........so far

"
love a woman who knows what she wants..may your wishes come true sweet xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in I think

hey knitter..did you see the offer for you in nocturnal thread last night?..i do believe someone was trying to lure you into the shower

look forward to seeing how your jacuzzi 'fills' up x

nope Suzy missed it.

It was me, trying to get you in the rain with me via the shower with Suzy

You can get in my jacuzzi if you fancy though hehe"

Hey Horny you are lovely. Oh kissing in the rain or shower sounds perfect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah! SPLASH! Make way for a fatty. Xxx

hey lovely, good to see you..now who you gonna invite? xx"

You as well that makes 4.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knitter , Colgate , Christos , Tina Titz , Peach Perfect , Diamond Joe , ..... Yep that would be fun

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm in. I don't anticipate any invites but I sure as hell can't turn down the chance to get some people into mine

"
you never know mr easy, my threads have a tendency to bring up some surprises...invite away..it may happen x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and Suzy , the op of course

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm in, and I'm bringing champagne

"
hey BG...oooh nice touch

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"iff i were to get in a jacuzzi there would be no room for anyone else

"
of course there is..get inviting..thats no excuse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room for a little one?

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm in I think

hey knitter..did you see the offer for you in nocturnal thread last night?..i do believe someone was trying to lure you into the shower

look forward to seeing how your jacuzzi 'fills' up x

nope Suzy missed it.

It was me, trying to get you in the rain with me via the shower with Suzy

You can get in my jacuzzi if you fancy though hehe

Hey Horny you are lovely. Oh kissing in the rain or shower sounds perfect

"
love it when this happens

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in and I'll have Tosh, Funky Monkey, Howard1978, Decadent Desires, Bold Girl, Testarossa.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For starters and in no particular order

Knitter, fabulousmsfox, dark angel 36, hanky panky, bustyand shaved.

I'm leaving 2 spaces open and I think _uzy444 gets a concessionary entrance as partt organiser

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Yeah! SPLASH! Make way for a fatty. Xxx

hey lovely, good to see you..now who you gonna invite? xx

You as well that makes 4.

"
moi? thats so sweet but im a given, knowing my rep and hot tubs

so you can choose someone else xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok so I'm in, feel free to invite me into your tubs!

And in mine I would lurrrrrve to have Knitter

Secret Games

KiannaJ

Roxi

Diamond Joe

Chilli

Rebellious Angel

There is one rule though ladies, no bikini tops!!

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Oh and Suzy , the op of course

"
im flattered. thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll just sit in the corner.

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

I am in

Can I add the following to my jacuzzi

Peachy

Vara d

Ms demeanour

High heels

Cute and sassy

Bebo

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Room for a little one? "

im sure youll be very welcome HH..but you also have a hot tub of your own to fill...xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my tits would act like bouyancy aids lol

if it were a huge jacuzzi id have

supersomething

kinkybutler

orgasm donor

pauly

MikeC

and i'll have a think about the reaming 2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in I think

hey knitter..did you see the offer for you in nocturnal thread last night?..i do believe someone was trying to lure you into the shower

look forward to seeing how your jacuzzi 'fills' up x

nope Suzy missed it.

It was me, trying to get you in the rain with me via the shower with Suzy

You can get in my jacuzzi if you fancy though hehe

Hey Horny you are lovely. Oh kissing in the rain or shower sounds perfect

love it when this happens

Me too! Knitter kisses in the rain.... ooooooof!

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm in and I'll have Tosh, Funky Monkey, Howard1978, Decadent Desires, Bold Girl, Testarossa."
hey ms I..sounds decisive..i like it xx good to see you btw, how are you? x

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

"Water, sun, people, bit of splashy splashy.

Yes please!

hello lovely x with whom, that is the question...????

You..?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want

Knitter

Long shlong

Shag........so far

High heels

Easy

Hornyminxx

That's 6 I'm filling up fast

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Ok I'm in"
oh you will be

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well this sounds good

I'm in

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"For starters and in no particular order

Knitter, fabulousmsfox, dark angel 36, hanky panky, bustyand shaved.

I'm leaving 2 spaces open and I think _uzy444 gets a concessionary entrance as partt organiser

"
why thankyou,,but while im organising and perving all the hot tubs, you can choose an extra..ill sneak in when theyve gone for a cuppa

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'll just sit in the corner."
yeah until the jet hits you in the sensitive regions and you are catapulted into the middle ( your excuse maybe..lolol )

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I am in

Can I add the following to my jacuzzi

Peachy

Vara d

Ms demeanour

High heels

Cute and sassy

Bebo

Mrs x

"
nice one mike xx

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"my tits would act like bouyancy aids lol

if it were a huge jacuzzi id have

supersomething

kinkybutler

orgasm donor

pauly

MikeC

and i'll have a think about the reaming 2 "

i think we have a match

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll just sit in the corner. yeah until the jet hits you in the sensitive regions and you are catapulted into the middle ( your excuse maybe..lolol )

Well nobody wants me in theirs so I'm having mine all to myself

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Water, sun, people, bit of splashy splashy.

Yes please!

hello lovely x with whom, that is the question...????

You..?

thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd have

Prettytiedup

High Heels

Suzy

Hornyminxx

Cute n sassy

Ms innocent

I think that would be a very good time

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Well this sounds good

I'm in"
hey nello..get your list in x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this sounds good

I'm in hey nello..get your list in x"

Way ahead of you

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'll just sit in the corner. yeah until the jet hits you in the sensitive regions and you are catapulted into the middle ( your excuse maybe..lolol )

Well nobody wants me in theirs so I'm having mine all to myself

"
hardly started PP, meanwhile enjoy the bubbles

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Well this sounds good

I'm in hey nello..get your list in x

Way ahead of you

"
yeah theres time delay while i answer everyone..thank you for the invite xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""My first time in a hot tub - or, what I did in the holidays."

First time in America, I was about 24, travelling round California on my way to Burning Man. Stopped off in Santa Somewhere. Beautiful, hot sunny day on Main St and I ducked in to a bar for a drink.

Get chatting to some random who's not only been to Burning Man but is also happy to speak about it. Blah blah, chat chat... the topic of hot tubs comes up.

I'd never heard of such things. "Never been in a hot tub?! My mate has a guest house two blocks from here with a hot tub - I'm sure he'd be ok if we used it."

Ok, says I.

We go to the guest house and, not having come out expecting to go swimming, I just stripped off and jumped in.

5 mins later this guy makes a move.

You have to understand he was completely NOT on my radar - he's 40 something, balding, just no - and I panicked, jumped out saying I needed the loo, ran into the house...

And bollock naked BANG in to mom, pop and three kiddies staying in the guest house as they eat their dinner.

Everyone freezes before I crawl off to the toilet to die of embarrassment. "

So did you shag him or what?!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ummmm I want a bigger hot tub

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Ummmm I want a bigger hot tub

"
go on then, seeing as its your hot tub xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd have

Prettytiedup

High Heels

Suzy

Hornyminxx

Cute n sassy

Ms innocent

I think that would be a very good time"

wow.. hello

Thanks for letting me in your Jacuzzi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll just sit in the corner. yeah until the jet hits you in the sensitive regions and you are catapulted into the middle ( your excuse maybe..lolol )

Well nobody wants me in theirs so I'm having mine all to myself

hardly started PP, meanwhile enjoy the bubbles

I always do

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

""My first time in a hot tub - or, what I did in the holidays."

First time in America, I was about 24, travelling round California on my way to Burning Man. Stopped off in Santa Somewhere. Beautiful, hot sunny day on Main St and I ducked in to a bar for a drink.

Get chatting to some random who's not only been to Burning Man but is also happy to speak about it. Blah blah, chat chat... the topic of hot tubs comes up.

I'd never heard of such things. "Never been in a hot tub?! My mate has a guest house two blocks from here with a hot tub - I'm sure he'd be ok if we used it."

Ok, says I.

We go to the guest house and, not having come out expecting to go swimming, I just stripped off and jumped in.

5 mins later this guy makes a move.

You have to understand he was completely NOT on my radar - he's 40 something, balding, just no - and I panicked, jumped out saying I needed the loo, ran into the house...

And bollock naked BANG in to mom, pop and three kiddies staying in the guest house as they eat their dinner.

Everyone freezes before I crawl off to the toilet to die of embarrassment.

So did you shag him or what?!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd have

Prettytiedup

High Heels

Suzy

Hornyminxx

Cute n sassy

Ms innocent

I think that would be a very good time

wow.. hello

Thanks for letting me in your Jacuzzi "

Anytime

Always welcome to join me in a hot tub

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My hot tub is open to anyone. Just bring gin, a good story and a cheeky smile...

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'll just sit in the corner. yeah until the jet hits you in the sensitive regions and you are catapulted into the middle ( your excuse maybe..lolol )

Well nobody wants me in theirs so I'm having mine all to myself

hardly started PP, meanwhile enjoy the bubbles

I always do

"
i enjoy pressing the buttons and turning them on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I shall whizz bubbly invites out to Tosh, Taff, Knitter, Voddy, better invite Mr Legend now I think of it, lovely LadyLick and I might keep the final slot spare for rolling subs, sort of like the vacant plinth in Trafalgar Square which gets a different artist's work in rotation (so to speak).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in and I'll have Tosh, Funky Monkey, Howard1978, Decadent Desires, Bold Girl, Testarossa."

Ooooh, that would be good craic!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Human Soup? Do I have to wear my athletes foot sock?

Fuck the hot tub... I will sail you all to the Caribbean; the biggest hot tub in the world...

All aboard!!

Big love (knitter, cute & sassy, suzy, frisky, Tes, Roxi and Cheeky)

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"My hot tub is open to anyone. Just bring gin, a good story and a cheeky smile...

"
hey you quit cheating..compile your list...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm confused, is it just people on the thread or are we roping in people from the street?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I shall whizz bubbly invites out to Tosh, Taff, Knitter, Voddy, better invite Mr Legend now I think of it, lovely LadyLick and I might keep the final slot spare for rolling subs, sort of like the vacant plinth in Trafalgar Square which gets a different artist's work in rotation (so to speak).

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

I want to play

Mrs SB

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"
chuckles..i love your thinking..when one get wrinkly..replace em..hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want to play

Mrs SB

You can come to mine there's no one else in it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My hot tub is open to anyone. Just bring gin, a good story and a cheeky smile...

I have gin and a cheeky smile, could I take a little dip?

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm confused, is it just people on the thread or are we roping in people from the street?"

thread. hot list, forumites, old woman from tescos..no celebs though..if they have a username on fab you can invite them

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I want to play

Mrs SB

"
and so you shall xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Human Soup? Do I have to wear my athletes foot sock?

Fuck the hot tub... I will sail you all to the Caribbean; the biggest hot tub in the world...

All aboard!!

Big love (knitter, cute & sassy, suzy, frisky, Tes, Roxi and Cheeky)

Better put _iamondjoe on music duty (and for eye candy

)

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Human Soup? Do I have to wear my athletes foot sock?

Fuck the hot tub... I will sail you all to the Caribbean; the biggest hot tub in the world...

All aboard!!

Big love (knitter, cute & sassy, suzy, frisky, Tes, Roxi and Cheeky)

"
flash pants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My hot tub is open to anyone. Just bring gin, a good story and a cheeky smile...

hey you quit cheating..compile your list...

And your list is where...??

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'll sit in the corner with the towels I don't like getting my hair wet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For starters and in no particular order

Knitter, fabulousmsfox, dark angel 36, hanky panky, bustyand shaved.

I'm leaving 2 spaces open and I think _uzy444 gets a concessionary entrance as partt organiser

Forgot to invite boldgirl.

Hope it's not too late

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My hot tub is open to anyone. Just bring gin, a good story and a cheeky smile...

I have gin and a cheeky smile, could I take a little dip?

You're more than welcome to stop by my hot tub anytime...

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"My hot tub is open to anyone. Just bring gin, a good story and a cheeky smile...

hey you quit cheating..compile your list...

And your list is where...??

"
hey im the host buster...plus the fact im into delayed gratification..and i didnt do this thread just about me...i did it for some fun and the odd happy matching ending..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Human Soup? Do I have to wear my athletes foot sock?

Fuck the hot tub... I will sail you all to the Caribbean; the biggest hot tub in the world...

All aboard!!

Big love (knitter, cute & sassy, suzy, frisky, Tes, Roxi and Cheeky)

Better put _iamondjoe on music duty (and for eye candy

can _iamondjoe be our bitch and just pour us glasses of wine?

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'll sit in the corner with the towels I don't like getting my hair wet

"
hey miss cheeky, fancy one of those cool towelling turbans, so you can get in? xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knitter

Dark Angel 36

Frisky Mare

Kinky Minx

Peach Perfection

Miss Angel Wings

And for good measure Diamond Joe

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'll sit in the corner with the towels I don't like getting my hair wet

hey miss cheeky, fancy one of those cool towelling turbans, so you can get in? xx

Oh can I have a tiara as well?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm confused, is it just people on the thread or are we roping in people from the street?

thread. hot list, forumites, old woman from tescos..no celebs though..if they have a username on fab you can invite them

Ok, I'll have Spanish brunette, kiannaj, horny minx, _educed, knitter, Suzy and obviously myself. That's a hot hottub!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll sit in the corner with the towels I don't like getting my hair wet

nooo pauly is taking us away! wooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My hot tub is open to anyone. Just bring gin, a good story and a cheeky smile...

hey you quit cheating..compile your list...

And your list is where...??

hey im the host buster...plus the fact im into delayed gratification..and i didnt do this thread just about me...i did it for some fun and the odd happy matching ending..

Just get that towel off and get in here...

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm confused, is it just people on the thread or are we roping in people from the street?

thread. hot list, forumites, old woman from tescos..no celebs though..if they have a username on fab you can invite them

Ok, I'll have Spanish brunette, kiannaj, horny minx, _educed, knitter, Suzy and obviously myself. That's a hot hottub!"
phooaaarr

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"My hot tub is open to anyone. Just bring gin, a good story and a cheeky smile...

hey you quit cheating..compile your list...

And your list is where...??

hey im the host buster...plus the fact im into delayed gratification..and i didnt do this thread just about me...i did it for some fun and the odd happy matching ending..

Just get that towel off and get in here...

"
yes sir

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'll sit in the corner with the towels I don't like getting my hair wet

nooo pauly is taking us away! wooo "

Ain't he swell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Human Soup? Do I have to wear my athletes foot sock?

Fuck the hot tub... I will sail you all to the Caribbean; the biggest hot tub in the world...

All aboard!!

Big love (knitter, cute & sassy, suzy, frisky, Tes, Roxi and Cheeky)

Better put _iamondjoe on music duty (and for eye candy

)

can _iamondjoe be our bitch and just pour us glasses of wine?

Oh he is coming, I ordered extra roofies... whether he can still mix a drink when he wakes up is another thing...

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'll sit in the corner with the towels I don't like getting my hair wet

hey miss cheeky, fancy one of those cool towelling turbans, so you can get in? xx

Oh can I have a tiara as well?

"
i think you are enough of a sparkling gem yourself, cheeky x

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

Suzi. Can have two tubs? One for boys and another for girls please

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Is there room for a little one?

I'm going to sit in the sun and decide who to invite into my tub.

Love your thinking Suzy xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Suzi. Can have two tubs? One for boys and another for girls please

No segregating!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll sit in the corner with the towels I don't like getting my hair wet

nooo pauly is taking us away! wooo

Ain't he swell

We might end up in Kingswear my navigation skills ain't what they used to be.... but I can dress like a pirate!

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Suzi. Can have two tubs? One for boys and another for girls please

"
hey if it gets happy endings..do whatever you feel will get them...(knew this thread would go rogue..hehehe)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Umm I like it fun game! Now who to choose!

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Is there room for a little one?

I'm going to sit in the sun and decide who to invite into my tub.

Love your thinking Suzy xx"
mwhahaha

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'll sit in the corner with the towels I don't like getting my hair wet

nooo pauly is taking us away! wooo

Ain't he swell

We might end up in Kingswear my navigation skills ain't what they used to be.... but I can dress like a pirate! "
oh god not the pirate outfit....

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Suzi. Can have two tubs? One for boys and another for girls please

No segregating!! "
if your bi this doesnt exist..mwhahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll sit in the corner with the towels I don't like getting my hair wet

nooo pauly is taking us away! wooo

Ain't he swell

Tie your hair up and come in my tub...room for one more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm going home now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll sit in the corner with the towels I don't like getting my hair wet

nooo pauly is taking us away! wooo

Ain't he swell

We might end up in Kingswear my navigation skills ain't what they used to be.... but I can dress like a pirate! oh god not the pirate outfit....

Care to buckle my swash?

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Umm I like it fun game! Now who to choose!

"
thank you glad you like it x

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"My hot tub is open to anyone. Just bring gin, a good story and a cheeky smile...

You called??????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll sit in the corner with the towels I don't like getting my hair wet

nooo pauly is taking us away! wooo

Ain't he swell

We might end up in Kingswear my navigation skills ain't what they used to be.... but I can dress like a pirate! "

lol you do kow it was Pirate week in Brixham at the weekend right? lol

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm going home now."
you are home...take your caks off and show us your bum..

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'll sit in the corner with the towels I don't like getting my hair wet

nooo pauly is taking us away! wooo

Ain't he swell

We might end up in Kingswear my navigation skills ain't what they used to be.... but I can dress like a pirate! oh god not the pirate outfit....

Care to buckle my swash?

"
ill do something, not sure its called that though..terminology these days confuses me

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'll sit in the corner with the towels I don't like getting my hair wet

nooo pauly is taking us away! wooo

Ain't he swell

Tie your hair up and come in my tub...room for one more"

Aww thanks I will as you are hot

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"My hot tub is open to anyone. Just bring gin, a good story and a cheeky smile...

You called??????"
hey JG..i do believe someone rang

( good to see you) x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My hot tub is open to anyone. Just bring gin, a good story and a cheeky smile...

You called??????"

Climb on in JG...x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll sit in the corner with the towels I don't like getting my hair wet

nooo pauly is taking us away! wooo

Ain't he swell

We might end up in Kingswear my navigation skills ain't what they used to be.... but I can dress like a pirate!

lol you do kow it was Pirate week in Brixham at the weekend right? lol

It's pirate week every week on the south coast dear south coaster (smuggler)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so I'm in, feel free to invite me into your tubs!

And in mine I would lurrrrrve to have Knitter

Secret Games

KiannaJ

Roxi

Diamond Joe

Chilli

Rebellious Angel

There is one rule though ladies, no bikini tops!!

And there was me thinking naked jacuzzi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm going home now.you are home...take your caks off and show us your bum..

nope

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By *andaCouple over a year ago

co down

We're in! Still laughing at diamonds story

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Ok so I'm in, feel free to invite me into your tubs!

And in mine I would lurrrrrve to have Knitter

Secret Games

KiannaJ

Roxi

Diamond Joe

Chilli

Rebellious Angel

There is one rule though ladies, no bikini tops!!

And there was me thinking naked jacuzzi

"
i think shes just teasing us..i dont own a bikini

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll sit in the corner with the towels I don't like getting my hair wet

nooo pauly is taking us away! wooo

Ain't he swell

Tie your hair up and come in my tub...room for one more

Aww thanks I will as you are hot

Why thank you very much

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By *inkyCouple1927Couple over a year ago

Newcastle

Would love to be in a hot tub now

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm going home now.you are home...take your caks off and show us your bum..

nope"
awwww want me to take them off with ma teeth?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"We're in! Still laughing at diamonds story

Budge up I'm dipping into yours

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"We're in! Still laughing at diamonds story

"
welcome Banda..to the bubbly fun x

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Would love to be in a hot tub now

"
hello lovlies..well here at least you can imagine xx

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"We're in! Still laughing at diamonds story

Budge up I'm dipping into yours

"
oh oh cheeky has made a move

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By *inkyCouple1927Couple over a year ago

Newcastle

Seems like there's plenty of choice in here

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Seems like there's plenty of choice in here

"
you can always add others names if you want to invite (lure) them into the game xx

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By *andaCouple over a year ago

co down

"We're in! Still laughing at diamonds story

Budge up I'm dipping into yours

oh oh cheeky has made a move

Lots of room for cheeky, yourself and more!

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"We're in! Still laughing at diamonds story

Budge up I'm dipping into yours

oh oh cheeky has made a move

Lots of room for cheeky, yourself and more!

"
why thankyou very much

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room for a skinny one?

Inviting

Just jo

Black magic

Lilth xxx

Belladusa

Demon princess

Hope its a big tub!

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Room for a skinny one?

Inviting

Just jo

Black magic

Lilth xxx

Belladusa

Demon princess

Hope its a big tub!

of course..come along in lovely x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have 8 please if one person sits on my lap?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why thankyou, getting cosy in here!

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Can I have 8 please if one person sits on my lap?

"
hey lovely..yes you may xx

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Why thankyou, getting cosy in here!

"
the best of situations

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm confused, is it just people on the thread or are we roping in people from the street?

thread. hot list, forumites, old woman from tescos..no celebs though..if they have a username on fab you can invite them

Ok, I'll have Spanish brunette, kiannaj, horny minx, _educed, knitter, Suzy and obviously myself. That's a hot hottub!phooaaarr

As the co inventor of spin the duck I accept your invitation. Thank you.

I think I may invite people in a relay type fashion.

Is this acceptable?

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

Is there enough room to 'snorkel'?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

Tray 45

Knitter

Suzy44

Misscheekychops

Naughtynymphos

Msinnocent

High heels

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm confused, is it just people on the thread or are we roping in people from the street?

thread. hot list, forumites, old woman from tescos..no celebs though..if they have a username on fab you can invite them

Ok, I'll have Spanish brunette, kiannaj, horny minx, _educed, knitter, Suzy and obviously myself. That's a hot hottub!phooaaarr

As the co inventor of spin the duck I accept your invitation. Thank you.

I think I may invite people in a relay type fashion.

Is this acceptable? "
of course my lovely...x

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Is there enough room to 'snorkel'?"
chuckles..why dont you try it and find out?

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm in

Tray 45

Knitter

Suzy44

Misscheekychops

Naughtynymphos

Msinnocent

High heels

hi jay jay, thankyou for the invite xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have 8 please if one person sits on my lap?

hey lovely..yes you may xx"

Can I have it so there is a rotation of who gets to sit on my knee?

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Can I have 8 please if one person sits on my lap?

hey lovely..yes you may xx

Can I have it so there is a rotation of who gets to sit on my knee?"
im assuming if they accept your invite, they dont mind sitting on your knee N x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have 8 please if one person sits on my lap?

hey lovely..yes you may xx

Can I have it so there is a rotation of who gets to sit on my knee?im assuming if they accept your invite, they dont mind sitting on your knee N x"

Well your invites so as much up to you

he he

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could someone reach over and press the bubbles button again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could someone reach over and press the bubbles button again?"

[Pushes button...somehow]

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Can I have 8 please if one person sits on my lap?

hey lovely..yes you may xx

Can I have it so there is a rotation of who gets to sit on my knee?im assuming if they accept your invite, they dont mind sitting on your knee N x

Well your invites so as much up to you

he he "
im a between your legs kinda person or at your feet kind of person

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm confused, is it just people on the thread or are we roping in people from the street?

thread. hot list, forumites, old woman from tescos..no celebs though..if they have a username on fab you can invite them

Ok, I'll have Spanish brunette, kiannaj, horny minx, _educed, knitter, Suzy and obviously myself. That's a hot hottub!phooaaarr

As the co inventor of spin the duck I accept your invitation. Thank you.

I think I may invite people in a relay type fashion.

Is this acceptable? of course my lovely...x"

Brilliant!

Incidentally, we had a floozie in the jacuzzi here in Brum (instalation of woman in a fountain) but local authority couldn't afford the upkeep so they swapped the fountains and water features for plants and other green stuff. Now we have a woman with a lady garden!

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Could someone reach over and press the bubbles button again?"
arent your hands free?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm confused, is it just people on the thread or are we roping in people from the street?

thread. hot list, forumites, old woman from tescos..no celebs though..if they have a username on fab you can invite them

Ok, I'll have Spanish brunette, kiannaj, horny minx, _educed, knitter, Suzy and obviously myself. That's a hot hottub!phooaaarr

As the co inventor of spin the duck I accept your invitation. Thank you.

I think I may invite people in a relay type fashion.

Is this acceptable? of course my lovely...x

Brilliant!

True story

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Can I have 8 please if one person sits on my lap?

Can I volunteer to sit on your lap?

It's really not a problem

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm confused, is it just people on the thread or are we roping in people from the street?

thread. hot list, forumites, old woman from tescos..no celebs though..if they have a username on fab you can invite them

Ok, I'll have Spanish brunette, kiannaj, horny minx, _educed, knitter, Suzy and obviously myself. That's a hot hottub!phooaaarr

As the co inventor of spin the duck I accept your invitation. Thank you.

I think I may invite people in a relay type fashion.

Is this acceptable? of course my lovely...x

Brilliant!

"
hahhahaha awesome, but dont they know the cost of trimming/ waxing these days?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have 8 please if one person sits on my lap?

hey lovely..yes you may xx

Can I have it so there is a rotation of who gets to sit on my knee?im assuming if they accept your invite, they dont mind sitting on your knee N x

Well your invites so as much up to you

he he im a between your legs kinda person or at your feet kind of person

Mmm that works to

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

"I'm confused, is it just people on the thread or are we roping in people from the street?

thread. hot list, forumites, old woman from tescos..no celebs though..if they have a username on fab you can invite them

Ok, I'll have Spanish brunette, kiannaj, horny minx, _educed, knitter, Suzy and obviously myself. That's a hot hottub!phooaaarr

As the co inventor of spin the duck I accept your invitation. Thank you.

I think I may invite people in a relay type fashion.

Is this acceptable? of course my lovely...x

Brilliant!

A lady glade?

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Can I have 8 please if one person sits on my lap?

Can I volunteer to sit on your lap?

It's really not a problem

"
just at the right height

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Can I have 8 please if one person sits on my lap?

hey lovely..yes you may xx

Can I have it so there is a rotation of who gets to sit on my knee?im assuming if they accept your invite, they dont mind sitting on your knee N x

Well your invites so as much up to you

he he im a between your legs kinda person or at your feet kind of person

Mmm that works to

"
it tends to make everyone happy

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

"Is there enough room to 'snorkel'? chuckles..why dont you try it and find out?

Okay. Ta. Would someone grab my snorkel and help me out if I'm bobbing directionlessly?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have 8 please if one person sits on my lap?

hey lovely..yes you may xx

Can I have it so there is a rotation of who gets to sit on my knee?im assuming if they accept your invite, they dont mind sitting on your knee N x

Well your invites so as much up to you

he he im a between your legs kinda person or at your feet kind of person

Mmm that works to

it tends to make everyone happy

Then let's have a rotation of that instead..but as it was your idea you can go first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in and I'll have Tosh, Funky Monkey, Howard1978, Decadent Desires, Bold Girl, Testarossa. hey ms I..sounds decisive..i like it xx good to see you btw, how are you? x"

I'm good thanks. Hope you are too xx

So wish I was at kestrels right now, just floating in the pool

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Can I have 8 please if one person sits on my lap?

hey lovely..yes you may xx

Can I have it so there is a rotation of who gets to sit on my knee?im assuming if they accept your invite, they dont mind sitting on your knee N x

Well your invites so as much up to you

he he im a between your legs kinda person or at your feet kind of person

Mmm that works to

it tends to make everyone happy

Then let's have a rotation of that instead..but as it was your idea you can go first

"
i was already kneeling..

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm in and I'll have Tosh, Funky Monkey, Howard1978, Decadent Desires, Bold Girl, Testarossa. hey ms I..sounds decisive..i like it xx good to see you btw, how are you? x

I'm good thanks. Hope you are too xx

So wish I was at kestrels right now, just floating in the pool

i know im going to have to come down there for one of those days in the summer x

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

Too many sexy people. If you want me. I will be there

Mrs SB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have 8 please if one person sits on my lap?

hey lovely..yes you may xx

Can I have it so there is a rotation of who gets to sit on my knee?im assuming if they accept your invite, they dont mind sitting on your knee N x

Well your invites so as much up to you

he he im a between your legs kinda person or at your feet kind of person

Mmm that works to

it tends to make everyone happy

Then let's have a rotation of that instead..but as it was your idea you can go first

i was already kneeling..

Great and then I will take me turn around the lovely group of woman I hope will be joining me in the tub, again Suzy, you first

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Too many sexy people. If you want me. I will be there

Mrs SB

"
ill hold you to that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd have

Prettytiedup

High Heels

Suzy

Hornyminxx

Cute n sassy

Ms innocent

I think that would be a very good time"

That sounds fun, I'd love to join

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For the purposes of this thread I just took delivery of a new supersize hot tub.

Got cocktails, mocktails and a fridge full of beers.

All in please!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm confused, is it just people on the thread or are we roping in people from the street?

thread. hot list, forumites, old woman from tescos..no celebs though..if they have a username on fab you can invite them

Ok, I'll have Spanish brunette, kiannaj, horny minx, _educed, knitter, Suzy and obviously myself. That's a hot hottub!phooaaarr

As the co inventor of spin the duck I accept your invitation. Thank you.

I think I may invite people in a relay type fashion.

Is this acceptable? of course my lovely...x

Brilliant!

Where is that?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"For the purposes of this thread I just took delivery of a new supersize hot tub.

Got cocktails, mocktails and a fridge full of beers.

All in please!"

Ohhhh what cocktails

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By *uzy444 OP Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Can I have 8 please if one person sits on my lap?

hey lovely..yes you may xx

Can I have it so there is a rotation of who gets to sit on my knee?im assuming if they accept your invite, they dont mind sitting on your knee N x

Well your invites so as much up to you

he he im a between your legs kinda person or at your feet kind of person

Mmm that works to

it tends to make everyone happy

Then let's have a rotation of that instead..but as it was your idea you can go first

i was already kneeling..

Great and then I will take me turn around the lovely group of woman I hope will be joining me in the tub, again Suzy, you first

"
chuckles a man who knows what he wants..how refreshing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For the purposes of this thread I just took delivery of a new supersize hot tub.

Got cocktails, mocktails and a fridge full of beers.

All in please!

Ohhhh what cocktails

Anything you like. Just ask the naked mixologist.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd have

Prettytiedup

High Heels

Suzy

Hornyminxx

Cute n sassy

Ms innocent

I think that would be a very good time

That sounds fun, I'd love to join

Alsway welcome

just wait till I find my snorcul

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Too many sexy people. If you want me. I will be there

Mrs SB

ill hold you to that

You know I'm always at your service

Mrs SB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Omg I just stepped away for a bit bloody meetings just off to check

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Umm I like it fun game! Now who to choose!

Oh, you can definitely join me in my Jacuzzi

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'd have

Prettytiedup

High Heels

Suzy

Hornyminxx

Cute n sassy

Ms innocent

I think that would be a very good time

That sounds fun, I'd love to join

Alsway welcome

just wait till I find my snorcul

Never mind a snorkel, you need rubber gear in 'ere, mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in if a bit late...

I'd love to share a hot tub with

Knitter

Suzy444

High heels

Peach perfect

Horny minx

And longer shlong to help me out

I know I'm greedy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For the purposes of this thread I just took delivery of a new supersize hot tub.

Got cocktails, mocktails and a fridge full of beers.

All in please!"

Is there room for a little one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have 8 please if one person sits on my lap?

hey lovely..yes you may xx

Can I have it so there is a rotation of who gets to sit on my knee?im assuming if they accept your invite, they dont mind sitting on your knee N x

Well your invites so as much up to you

he he im a between your legs kinda person or at your feet kind of person

Mmm that works to

it tends to make everyone happy

Then let's have a rotation of that instead..but as it was your idea you can go first

i was already kneeling..

Great and then I will take me turn around the lovely group of woman I hope will be joining me in the tub, again Suzy, you first

chuckles a man who knows what he wants..how refreshing

Well what can I say I'm a man who likes to please

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"""My first time in a hot tub - or, what I did in the holidays."

First time in America, I was about 24, travelling round California on my way to Burning Man. Stopped off in Santa Somewhere. Beautiful, hot sunny day on Main St and I ducked in to a bar for a drink.

Get chatting to some random who's not only been to Burning Man but is also happy to speak about it. Blah blah, chat chat... the topic of hot tubs comes up.

I'd never heard of such things. "Never been in a hot tub?! My mate has a guest house two blocks from here with a hot tub - I'm sure he'd be ok if we used it."

Ok, says I.

We go to the guest house and, not having come out expecting to go swimming, I just stripped off and jumped in.

5 mins later this guy makes a move.

You have to understand he was completely NOT on my radar - he's 40 something, balding, just no - and I panicked, jumped out saying I needed the loo, ran into the house...

And bollock naked BANG in to mom, pop and three kiddies staying in the guest house as they eat their dinner.

Everyone freezes before I crawl off to the toilet to die of embarrassment. "

So did you shag him or what?!? "

No, I did not.

I went back out and explained that it was a bit unexpected and he really wasn't my type and we went out for a burger.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Better put _iamondjoe on music duty (and for eye candy )

can _iamondjoe be our bitch and just pour us glasses of wine? "

Oh he is coming, I ordered extra roofies... whether he can still mix a drink when he wakes up is another thing... "

...and I should have been paying more attention - you two are in trouble.

Report to my room.

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