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over a year ago
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My rant is I have an appointment at my bank today and even though I've been with them years! I've had to get loads of documents ready to take with me, as if they don't know me at all! Whatever happened to bank managers who know their customers.
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Oh good, it's Thursday - been waiting all week to rant. 
Next door neighbour has really pissed me off when she took the party hedge down between our two properties without notice and consent. 
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over a year ago
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Have to go and get parts for Mazakeen's car - bloody Land Rovers!
It's sunny and whilst I'm pissing about doing that my leathers and bikes are 40 miles in the opposite direction  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just got 10 minutes to pop in and check today's rants.
Great work people, great work.
Oh, and Knitter, waves at yuh. Luvs yoooooo.
As you were. I'll be back later.  |
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Ah.
Today's rant... the celebrity second-hand dartboard Jordan. Or is it Katie Price? How can someone with tow such distinct personalities also appear to have less than one?
Jordan was named "The most hated woman in Britain." Dont worry about that Jordan. Give it time, you'll eventually be the "Most hated object in Europe."
There have been various tedious stories about Jordan's relationship with her new boyfriend. I won't bother with the name, it's pointless you getting used to it. I hope this time she gets the fairy tale wedding she deserves and ends up locked in a dungeon for a hundred years before being eaten by a wolf.
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"Ah.
Today's rant... the celebrity second-hand dartboard Jordan. Or is it Katie Price? How can someone with tow such distinct personalities also appear to have less than one?
Jordan was named "The most hated woman in Britain." Dont worry about that Jordan. Give it time, you'll eventually be the "Most hated object in Europe."
There have been various tedious stories about Jordan's relationship with her new boyfriend. I won't bother with the name, it's pointless you getting used to it. I hope this time she gets the fairy tale wedding she deserves and ends up locked in a dungeon for a hundred years before being eaten by a wolf.
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Satellite intelligence seems to suggest that Katie is stockpiling semen in huge concrete silos at her mansion, it's feared in preparation for her transformation in to a giant 'Queen', with plans to relentlessly pump out a huge mega-titted army to bring the world to an end as every man wanks himself unconscious.
She must be stopped. |
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Oh, I've been the victim of credit card fraud but that's no biggie as the bank spotted it and it will all be sorted.
Then there was the *hilarious* escapade on Bank Holiday Monday where the sewer cover exploded and I woke up to find the patio under a sea of shit. Literally.
But Wessex Water were excellent and it was all cleaner than when it started 6 hrs later AND they took away all the gravel along the pathway. Save me a job.
But Jordan get's on my tits. |
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Decided to get to work early. Train on time, no school kids, sun shining...great! One stop from my destination train stops, rail track fire station closed so have to get off and take a bus. So ended up arriving an hour late...plus return journey will also be pants!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah.
Today's rant... the celebrity second-hand dartboard Jordan. Or is it Katie Price? How can someone with tow such distinct personalities also appear to have less than one?
Jordan was named "The most hated woman in Britain." Dont worry about that Jordan. Give it time, you'll eventually be the "Most hated object in Europe."
There have been various tedious stories about Jordan's relationship with her new boyfriend. I won't bother with the name, it's pointless you getting used to it. I hope this time she gets the fairy tale wedding she deserves and ends up locked in a dungeon for a hundred years before being eaten by a wolf.
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What does "second hand dartboard" mean? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah.
Today's rant... the celebrity second-hand dartboard Jordan. Or is it Katie Price? How can someone with tow such distinct personalities also appear to have less than one?
Jordan was named "The most hated woman in Britain." Dont worry about that Jordan. Give it time, you'll eventually be the "Most hated object in Europe."
There have been various tedious stories about Jordan's relationship with her new boyfriend. I won't bother with the name, it's pointless you getting used to it. I hope this time she gets the fairy tale wedding she deserves and ends up locked in a dungeon for a hundred years before being eaten by a wolf.
What does "second hand dartboard" mean?"
I'm guessing a lot of pricks. Fuck knows what that makes me then. |
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Kids are at their grandparents, had a lovely little wander to the village pub for lunch, then sat in the garden for the rest of the afternoon listening to the birds.
Think I've burnt my shoulders grrrrrr bloody ginger genes!!
(Sorry as far as rants go I'm clutching as straws a bit today)
Mrs x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah.
Today's rant... the celebrity second-hand dartboard Jordan. Or is it Katie Price? How can someone with tow such distinct personalities also appear to have less than one?
Jordan was named "The most hated woman in Britain." Dont worry about that Jordan. Give it time, you'll eventually be the "Most hated object in Europe."
There have been various tedious stories about Jordan's relationship with her new boyfriend. I won't bother with the name, it's pointless you getting used to it. I hope this time she gets the fairy tale wedding she deserves and ends up locked in a dungeon for a hundred years before being eaten by a wolf.
What does "second hand dartboard" mean?
I'm guessing a lot of pricks. Fuck knows what that makes me then. "
Yeah that's what I thought it meant. On a swinging site...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kids are at their grandparents, had a lovely little wander to the village pub for lunch, then sat in the garden for the rest of the afternoon listening to the birds.
Think I've burnt my shoulders grrrrrr bloody ginger genes!!
(Sorry as far as rants go I'm clutching as straws a bit today)
Mrs x"
I think you win. Being ginger is a rant for life.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kids are at their grandparents, had a lovely little wander to the village pub for lunch, then sat in the garden for the rest of the afternoon listening to the birds.
Think I've burnt my shoulders grrrrrr bloody ginger genes!!
(Sorry as far as rants go I'm clutching as straws a bit today)
Mrs x
I think you win. Being ginger is a rant for life.
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Heehee isn't it just! Until I discovered P20 summer used to give me anxiety....even when it wasn't that sunny! Lurking in the shadows like a vampire and looking like a belisha beacon lol x |
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