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Biggest nightmare to chat you up

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

If you was having a nice quiet drink, who would be the worst person to chat you up.

For me it would be keith lemmon if i was sober. If i was pissed it would be a different matter

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By *inky24big35Couple over a year ago

blackpool

gordan brown

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you was having a nice quiet drink, who would be the worst person to chat you up.

For me it would be keith lemmon if i was sober. If i was pissed it would be a different matter"

Gotta be john mccririck....

Lord help us.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Joan Rivers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Joan Rivers

Oooooooo they could be a cpl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

chubby brown and shirley crabtree spit-roast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"chubby brown and shirley crabtree spit-roast

"Whose the daddy" ????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

he's big

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

pluto

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"chubby brown and shirley crabtree spit-roast

would be different being spit roasted by a corpse lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"chubby brown and shirley crabtree spit-roast

would be different being spit roasted by a corpse lmao"

hee hee.....would have to be pre 1997 then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We'll be totally freaked out if Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse crawled in and made a play for us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

your next door neighbour who has turned up at a swingers social !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

John Merrick

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

A big nightmare I once had was where all the clocks started melting and these men with bird's heads wanted to eat me. Then a giant Pac-Man ran past being chased by angry ghosts but they had really big hairy Hobit feet underneath their sheets.

I can't even begin to imagine how that would chat me up. This is a stupid thread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jaqui Smith.....cannot pronounce "th" properly.....was listening to her on Vine earlier.....she pronounces it "F".....would wind me up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eammon Holmes and for a woman Shirley or Heather from eastenders

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

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By *DD1EMan over a year ago

sea

Ferne Cotton, it wouldn't matter if I was pissed or sober, I can not stand the woman, I think I would rather punch her and face the consequences....she makes my blood boil

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

with you on that one Edd1e. Male for me would be the sanctimonious c**t that is Jeremy Vile Kyle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You probably don't know her but one of the bar managers in a local pub of mine!

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By *umpkinMan over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Dianne Louis-Jordan, former Blue Peter presenter.

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