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So she doesn't go anywhere else then where there's flowers trees etc sorry it's your garden if you want to grow flowers then so be it if you were using your garden in an antisocial manner then yes could understand why she'd moan. |
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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago
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"So she doesn't go anywhere else then where there's flowers trees etc sorry it's your garden if you want to grow flowers then so be it if you were using your garden in an antisocial manner then yes could understand why she'd moan. "
Fault is shes very nice and usually doesn't say boo to a goose! |
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"My neighbours asked me to stop planting flowers because she has hayfever what should i do???"
Plant some pampas grass and see if she doesn't mind the influx of swingers turning up at your door |
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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago
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"My neighbours asked me to stop planting flowers because she has hayfever what should i do???
Plant some pampas grass and see if she doesn't mind the influx of swingers turning up at your door"
Ffs is that true? I just planted four! |
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"My neighbours asked me to stop planting flowers because she has hayfever what should i do???"
And you didn't respond with a "  you serious"
I'd tell her no sorry because her hayfever isn't your problem to manage it's hers!
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"My neighbours asked me to stop planting flowers because she has hayfever what should i do???
Plant some pampas grass and see if she doesn't mind the influx of swingers turning up at your door
Ffs is that true? I just planted four!"
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"Plant hypoallergenic flowers.. and get a bee hive (the type with bees in, not a 50's hairstyle). Bees love pollen and will collect it all up.
Cal"
Actually eating local honey is supposed to be good for hayfever. So that idea may be fantastic |
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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago
sheffield |
"Plant hypoallergenic flowers.. and get a bee hive (the type with bees in, not a 50's hairstyle). Bees love pollen and will collect it all up.
Cal"
Ffs she might be allergic to bee stings lol |
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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago
sheffield |
"i would love to her prove it was from your garden, im getting dandelion seeds floating into my house today they could be from anywhere. maybe she just likes to complain"
Well who knows? The Sunflowers are going in today, i hope they dont teach her balcony!  |
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"My neighbours asked me to stop planting flowers because she has hayfever what should i do???
Plant some pampas grass and see if she doesn't mind the influx of swingers turning up at your door
Ffs is that true? I just planted four!"
Hi there, you may or may not know but be careful of the edges of the leaves of those pampas grass their like razors so sharp, sorry to say but put me right off them. |
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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago
sheffield |
"My neighbours asked me to stop planting flowers because she has hayfever what should i do???
Plant some pampas grass and see if she doesn't mind the influx of swingers turning up at your door
Ffs is that true? I just planted four!Hi there, you may or may not know but be careful of the edges of the leaves of those pampas grass their like razors so sharp, sorry to say but put me right off them."
No worries mate thanks. Had them before i want them to be a bit of an hedge and to attract wildlife and swingers  |
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It's your garden .. Surely you have the right to plant any flowers you like in it .. .. I'm not sure about planting overly tall or intrusive plants but it's tough shit on her having hay fever ..if she knows which variety is the worst I'd avoid them .. Just to be neighbourly  |
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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago
sheffield |
"My neighbours asked me to stop planting flowers because she has hayfever what should i do???
Plant some pampas grass and see if she doesn't mind the influx of swingers turning up at your door
Ffs is that true? I just planted four!Hi there, you may or may not know but be careful of the edges of the leaves of those pampas grass their like razors so sharp, sorry to say but put me right off them.
No worries mate thanks. Had them before i want them to be a bit of an hedge and to attract wildlife and swingers "
Is it true that pampas grass is a sign of a swinger?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I get hayfever. I wouldnt dream of asking my neighbours not to plant flowers.
I even plant flowers in my own garden.
Is she pretty...your neighbour? I mean....if you're not gardening what else could you do to relax? You could tell her how theraputic you find gardening......and how much you will miss it..... |
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"My neighbours asked me to stop planting flowers because she has hayfever what should i do???"
Won't make the slightest difference pollen travels & you can have hayfeaver (allergies) to more than just flowers. Tree pollens a bugger at the moment (I know) 
A very sneezy, watery eyed
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Research when her hayfever is at its worst, which will in turn let you know what pollen she is allergic to and then go and buy as much of that pollen producing plants as possible |
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Don't be rude about it but advise her that you want flowers in your own garden so work continue, but advise her of the huge selection of hayfever remedies in Boots |
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"My neighbours asked me to stop planting flowers because she has hayfever what should i do???
A good shag should sort her out
A good shag would sort me out "
Then tell her your sex therapist advised you to plant flowers as the only way to control your sex drive. The only way other than finding someone willing to have regular sex with you, obviously.
That way at least you put the ball back in her court...
Mr.ddc
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"My neighbours asked me to stop planting flowers because she has hayfever what should i do???
A good shag should sort her out
A good shag would sort me out "
...and me |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"My neighbours asked me to stop planting flowers because she has hayfever what should i do???"
Plant some more.
Good job, they don't live next door to me. I'm always buying new flowers and plants. |
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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago
sheffield |
"My neighbours asked me to stop planting flowers because she has hayfever what should i do???
A good shag should sort her out
A good shag would sort me out
Then tell her your sex therapist advised you to plant flowers as the only way to control your sex drive. The only way other than finding someone willing to have regular sex with you, obviously.
That way at least you put the ball back in her court...
Mr.ddc
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Is there a flower thats has an aphrodisiac pollen that works on women she is worth one lol  |
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"Plant hypoallergenic flowers.. and get a bee hive (the type with bees in, not a 50's hairstyle). Bees love pollen and will collect it all up.
Cal
Actually eating local honey is supposed to be good for hayfever. So that idea may be fantastic"
I'll sell her some of mine......... That's honey, not my bees  |
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"My neighbours asked me to stop planting flowers because she has hayfever what should i do???
A good shag should sort her out
A good shag would sort me out
Then tell her your sex therapist advised you to plant flowers as the only way to control your sex drive. The only way other than finding someone willing to have regular sex with you, obviously.
That way at least you put the ball back in her court...
Mr.ddc
Is there a flower thats has an aphrodisiac pollen that works on women she is worth one lol "
Wallflowers and Heliotrope do it for me.
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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago
sheffield |
"My neighbours asked me to stop planting flowers because she has hayfever what should i do???
A good shag should sort her out
A good shag would sort me out
Then tell her your sex therapist advised you to plant flowers as the only way to control your sex drive. The only way other than finding someone willing to have regular sex with you, obviously.
That way at least you put the ball back in her court...
Mr.ddc
Is there a flower thats has an aphrodisiac pollen that works on women she is worth one lol
Wallflowers and Heliotrope do it for me.
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Right then bring it on |
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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago
sheffield |
"My neighbours asked me to stop planting flowers because she has hayfever what should i do???
A good shag should sort her out
A good shag would sort me out
Then tell her your sex therapist advised you to plant flowers as the only way to control your sex drive. The only way other than finding someone willing to have regular sex with you, obviously.
That way at least you put the ball back in her court...
Mr.ddc
Is there a flower thats has an aphrodisiac pollen that works on women she is worth one lol
Wallflowers and Heliotrope do it for me.
Right then bring it on "
My plants have been sabotaged suspect foul play |
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"My neighbours asked me to stop planting flowers because she has hayfever what should i do???
A good shag should sort her out
A good shag would sort me out
Then tell her your sex therapist advised you to plant flowers as the only way to control your sex drive. The only way other than finding someone willing to have regular sex with you, obviously.
That way at least you put the ball back in her court...
Mr.ddc
Is there a flower thats has an aphrodisiac pollen that works on women she is worth one lol
Wallflowers and Heliotrope do it for me.
Right then bring it on
My plants have been sabotaged suspect foul play "
Ooooh, sneaky, has she trained an army of snails to munch them?
Or has she actually pulled them up? |
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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago
sheffield |
"My neighbours asked me to stop planting flowers because she has hayfever what should i do???
A good shag should sort her out
A good shag would sort me out
Then tell her your sex therapist advised you to plant flowers as the only way to control your sex drive. The only way other than finding someone willing to have regular sex with you, obviously.
That way at least you put the ball back in her court...
Mr.ddc
Is there a flower thats has an aphrodisiac pollen that works on women she is worth one lol
Wallflowers and Heliotrope do it for me.
Right then bring it on
My plants have been sabotaged suspect foul play
Ooooh, sneaky, has she trained an army of snails to munch them?
Or has she actually pulled them up? "
Worse! Weed killer devastated |
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"My neighbours asked me to stop planting flowers because she has hayfever what should i do???
A good shag should sort her out
A good shag would sort me out
Then tell her your sex therapist advised you to plant flowers as the only way to control your sex drive. The only way other than finding someone willing to have regular sex with you, obviously.
That way at least you put the ball back in her court...
Mr.ddc
Is there a flower thats has an aphrodisiac pollen that works on women she is worth one lol
Wallflowers and Heliotrope do it for me.
Right then bring it on
My plants have been sabotaged suspect foul play
Ooooh, sneaky, has she trained an army of snails to munch them?
Or has she actually pulled them up?
Worse! Weed killer devastated "
seriously - has she pou_ed the stuff over the balcony - out of the window or whatever lies between yours and hers - thats bad and shes deluded if she thhinks its your plants alone that cause her hayfever |
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"My neighbours asked me to stop planting flowers because she has hayfever what should i do???
A good shag should sort her out
A good shag would sort me out
Then tell her your sex therapist advised you to plant flowers as the only way to control your sex drive. The only way other than finding someone willing to have regular sex with you, obviously.
That way at least you put the ball back in her court...
Mr.ddc
Is there a flower thats has an aphrodisiac pollen that works on women she is worth one lol
Wallflowers and Heliotrope do it for me.
Right then bring it on
My plants have been sabotaged suspect foul play
Ooooh, sneaky, has she trained an army of snails to munch them?
Or has she actually pulled them up?
Worse! Weed killer devastated
seriously - has she pou_ed the stuff over the balcony - out of the window or whatever lies between yours and hers - thats bad and shes deluded if she thhinks its your plants alone that cause her hayfever"
Totally agree with this comment. She would have trouble proving that the pollen from your flora and fauna ended up in her nasal passage! |
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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago
sheffield |
"My neighbours asked me to stop planting flowers because she has hayfever what should i do???
A good shag should sort her out
A good shag would sort me out
Then tell her your sex therapist advised you to plant flowers as the only way to control your sex drive. The only way other than finding someone willing to have regular sex with you, obviously.
That way at least you put the ball back in her court...
Mr.ddc
Is there a flower thats has an aphrodisiac pollen that works on women she is worth one lol
Wallflowers and Heliotrope do it for me.
Right then bring it on
My plants have been sabotaged suspect foul play
Ooooh, sneaky, has she trained an army of snails to munch them?
Or has she actually pulled them up?
Worse! Weed killer devastated
seriously - has she pou_ed the stuff over the balcony - out of the window or whatever lies between yours and hers - thats bad and shes deluded if she thhinks its your plants alone that cause her hayfeverTotally agree with this comment. She would have trouble proving that the pollen from your flora and fauna ended up in her nasal passage!"
Know its her just no proof but hey ho let the battle commence! |
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over a year ago
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"My neighbours asked me to stop planting flowers because she has hayfever what should i do???
A good shag should sort her out
A good shag would sort me out
Then tell her your sex therapist advised you to plant flowers as the only way to control your sex drive. The only way other than finding someone willing to have regular sex with you, obviously.
That way at least you put the ball back in her court...
Mr.ddc
Is there a flower thats has an aphrodisiac pollen that works on women she is worth one lol
Wallflowers and Heliotrope do it for me.
Right then bring it on
My plants have been sabotaged suspect foul play
Ooooh, sneaky, has she trained an army of snails to munch them?
Or has she actually pulled them up?
Worse! Weed killer devastated
seriously - has she pou_ed the stuff over the balcony - out of the window or whatever lies between yours and hers - thats bad and shes deluded if she thhinks its your plants alone that cause her hayfeverTotally agree with this comment. She would have trouble proving that the pollen from your flora and fauna ended up in her nasal passage!
Know its her just no proof but hey ho let the battle commence!"
get a cctv box on the outside of the house- tell her its been there all along and shes in deep doodoo now |
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"My neighbours asked me to stop planting flowers because she has hayfever what should i do???"
tell her to join fab and enjoy herself, or maybe it's because every time she's eating breakfast she sees you bending over planting flowers with your moon up in the air |
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My plants have been sabotaged suspect foul play
Ooooh, sneaky, has she trained an army of snails to munch them?
Or has she actually pulled them up?
Worse! Weed killer devastated "
That's terrible
You should tackle her directly about it, ask her to stop, and say that you want the cost of the plants repaid. Personally I'd record the whole conversation on my mobile too.
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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago
sheffield |
"My neighbours asked me to stop planting flowers because she has hayfever what should i do??? tell her to join fab and enjoy herself, or maybe it's because every time she's eating breakfast she sees you bending over planting flowers with your moon up in the air "
Thats what really hurts cos i have limited mobility and family do the gardening |
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over a year ago
sheffield |
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My plants have been sabotaged suspect foul play
Ooooh, sneaky, has she trained an army of snails to munch them?
Or has she actually pulled them up?
Worse! Weed killer devastated
That's terrible
You should tackle her directly about it, ask her to stop, and say that you want the cost of the plants repaid. Personally I'd record the whole conversation on my mobile too.
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Denied i confronted her  |
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My plants have been sabotaged suspect foul play
Ooooh, sneaky, has she trained an army of snails to munch them?
Or has she actually pulled them up?
Worse! Weed killer devastated
That's terrible
You should tackle her directly about it, ask her to stop, and say that you want the cost of the plants repaid. Personally I'd record the whole conversation on my mobile too.
Denied i confronted her "
did you expect a full written confession?? 
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My plants have been sabotaged suspect foul play
Ooooh, sneaky, has she trained an army of snails to munch them?
Or has she actually pulled them up?
Worse! Weed killer devastated
That's terrible
You should tackle her directly about it, ask her to stop, and say that you want the cost of the plants repaid. Personally I'd record the whole conversation on my mobile too.
Denied i confronted her
did you expect a full written confession??
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No, but the fact he was brave enough to confront her will hopefully make her think twice before doing it again.
Well done, OP. |
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over a year ago
sheffield |
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My plants have been sabotaged suspect foul play
Ooooh, sneaky, has she trained an army of snails to munch them?
Or has she actually pulled them up?
Worse! Weed killer devastated
That's terrible
You should tackle her directly about it, ask her to stop, and say that you want the cost of the plants repaid. Personally I'd record the whole conversation on my mobile too.
Denied i confronted her
did you expect a full written confession??
No, but the fact he was brave enough to confront her will hopefully make her think twice before doing it again.
Well done, OP."
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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago
sheffield |
"Plant again and give her some Vaseline, ask her if she knows what to do with it !!!
Apparently if you apply it to the nostrils it traps the pollen so it can't set off the hayfever.
Happy Days "
Perhaps help where she has dried up too |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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When you started this thread it was mostly tree pollens around. Flower pollen isn't what affects most, it is tree, grass pollen and spores later in year....
I'm a horrific sufferer but would never dream to ask someone that!? |
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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago
sheffield |
"When you started this thread it was mostly tree pollens around. Flower pollen isn't what affects most, it is tree, grass pollen and spores later in year....
I'm a horrific sufferer but would never dream to ask someone that!? "
Just shows you never know whats happening next |
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My plants have been sabotaged suspect foul play
Ooooh, sneaky, has she trained an army of snails to munch them?
Or has she actually pulled them up?
Worse! Weed killer devastated
That's terrible
You should tackle her directly about it, ask her to stop, and say that you want the cost of the plants repaid. Personally I'd record the whole conversation on my mobile too.
Denied i confronted her
did you expect a full written confession??
No, but the fact he was brave enough to confront her will hopefully make her think twice before doing it again.
Well done, OP."
haha you think so i certainly don't |
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over a year ago
sheffield |
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My plants have been sabotaged suspect foul play
Ooooh, sneaky, has she trained an army of snails to munch them?
Or has she actually pulled them up?
Worse! Weed killer devastated
That's terrible
You should tackle her directly about it, ask her to stop, and say that you want the cost of the plants repaid. Personally I'd record the whole conversation on my mobile too.
Denied i confronted her
did you expect a full written confession??
No, but the fact he was brave enough to confront her will hopefully make her think twice before doing it again.
Well done, OP.
haha you think so i certainly don't "
Why?? |
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My plants have been sabotaged suspect foul play
Ooooh, sneaky, has she trained an army of snails to munch them?
Or has she actually pulled them up?
Worse! Weed killer devastated
That's terrible
You should tackle her directly about it, ask her to stop, and say that you want the cost of the plants repaid. Personally I'd record the whole conversation on my mobile too.
Denied i confronted her
did you expect a full written confession??
No, but the fact he was brave enough to confront her will hopefully make her think twice before doing it again.
Well done, OP.
haha you think so i certainly don't
Why??"
because you spoke to her about the flowers before and she didn't think twice about doing this even though it would be so obvious it was her who did it, so speaking to her won't make her think twice about doing it again (in my opinion of course) |
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"My neighbours asked me to stop planting flowers because she has hayfever what should i do???"
Immediately dispose of all plants and grass on your property, then work with your local council to remove all parkland and shrubbery from the area, then work with central govt to engage in a process of concreting the entire country. Alternatively ignore the mad woman! |
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over a year ago
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My plants have been sabotaged suspect foul play
Ooooh, sneaky, has she trained an army of snails to munch them?
Or has she actually pulled them up?
Worse! Weed killer devastated
That's terrible
You should tackle her directly about it, ask her to stop, and say that you want the cost of the plants repaid. Personally I'd record the whole conversation on my mobile too.
Denied i confronted her
did you expect a full written confession??
No, but the fact he was brave enough to confront her will hopefully make her think twice before doing it again.
Well done, OP.
haha you think so i certainly don't
Why??
because you spoke to her about the flowers before and she didn't think twice about doing this even though it would be so obvious it was her who did it, so speaking to her won't make her think twice about doing it again (in my opinion of course) "
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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago
sheffield |
"My neighbours asked me to stop planting flowers because she has hayfever what should i do???
Immediately dispose of all plants and grass on your property, then work with your local council to remove all parkland and shrubbery from the area, then work with central govt to engage in a process of concreting the entire country. Alternatively ignore the mad woman!"
Ok first off to buy shares in Ready Mix |
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"Just been out shopping and when i got back a box of plants left at my door, i am highly suspicious!
it was her she feels guilty for what she did I!bet xx "
Unless you have "Who's Near" turned on and a fellow fabber has tracked you down and is stirring...
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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago
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"Just been out shopping and when i got back a box of plants left at my door, i am highly suspicious!
it was her she feels guilty for what she did I!bet xx "
Perhaps a good samaritan on fab? |
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over a year ago
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"Just been out shopping and when i got back a box of plants left at my door, i am highly suspicious!
it was her she feels guilty for what she did I!bet xx
Unless you have "Who's Near" turned on and a fellow fabber has tracked you down and is stirring...
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