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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

After shopping I head home and tend to clean the house top to bottom, it's almost always spotless but the positions you could get in on a meet I wouldn't want a fluff pile up to be noticed in one dark area of my bedroom

Then I have a nice soak in the bath, saying that I have to shave my body top to bottom, not so much relaxing after been stood with one leg in the air for 5 minutes whilst I try to get the awkward bit underneath that is not possible to reach any other way, I have to wash inside and out, wash my hair which takes a lifetime ans then notice my nail polish is chipped !

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

So I get out of the bath and do my polish, I then moisturise my whole body which is a task in itself and I lay on the bed for 5 minutes (im shatte_ed) I then have some food making sure I haven't picked something like baked beans or high in fibre as that's a whole new thread !

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

I have to find that bra that matches them knickers and yes I need that set because nothing else compares ! After looking round for ten minutes and finding it in the dryer not quiet dry I turn it on for another 10 minutes and pour myself a glass of wine!

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

Quick sip of my now warm wine check the mirror one last time and head in the living room,I have ten minutes left to breath and relax before my meet turns up.......knock knock oh no they are 5 minutes early (to be polite)

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Just be more organised

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"Just be more organised

Lol you think I am going through all that on a daily basis "just in case" I get I random message saying "meet now" - no thanks !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Brilliant. ..

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By *isa 59Woman over a year ago

Newcastle

"You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

Ha ha ha...I feel your pain

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I only ever read the first and last lines of a post.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

I applaud you for this post!!

Fancy meeting in about 6 months?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

You shave your body from top to bottom?

Are you a wookie? This I gotta see, meet me now.........

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

Ha ha ha...I feel your pain

And in sure I have left things out lol xx

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

You shave your body from top to bottom?

Are you a wookie? This I gotta see, meet me now.........

Under arm to ankles nothing exciting to see lol XX

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

So... just to paraphrase: You can't meet straight away, you need a little time to get ready?

Cal

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

I applaud you for this post!!

Fancy meeting in about 6 months?

Thankyou I will book you in lol xx

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"I only ever read the first and last lines of a post.

No patience -your probably one of the ones who wants to "meet now" lol xx

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"So... just to paraphrase: You can't meet straight away, you need a little time to get ready?

Cal"

Plus the fact of work, vanilla plans, every day life plans, Mother Nature visits, and other commitments I have to work round

On top of making sure I have a free home and my bra is dry

And I like to chat a while before meets

So yeah need a little time on top of all that to get ready lol xx

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I'm not quite as bad I don't think,blinking stressful isn't it. Maybe one day you should throw caution to the wind and meet within an hour no matter what kind of state you're in. I wonder if guy's would notice anyway

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I dont do same day meets but i have to ask what do you wash 'inside and out'?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Probably not. After reading this post however I will try to notice it on my first meet. I'll appreciate it but probably won't say anything other than "you look lovely" or something along the lines

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

I applaud you for this post!!

Fancy meeting in about 6 months?

Thankyou I will book you in lol xx"

And I'll see you in a year.. lol

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"I'm not quite as bad I don't think,blinking stressful isn't it. Maybe one day you should throw caution to the wind and meet within an hour no matter what kind of state you're in. I wonder if guy's would notice anyway

I don't think I try 16 outfits on but the rest is true lol

I'm guessing they wouldn't notice but I would know

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"I dont do same day meets but i have to ask what do you wash 'inside and out'?"

Ears ! Xx

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

Slightly out of context but

Meet me NOW in this lay-by on an unlit back road in the middle of no where for some fun in my truck?I've no face pic or verifications but I promise I won't disembowel you!

*Hums 'Duelling Banjos' from Deliverance!

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

I applaud you for this post!!

Fancy meeting in about 6 months?

Thankyou I will book you in lol xx

And I'll see you in a year.. lol "

A day or so would be sufficient lol xx

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By *ivnwcplCouple over a year ago

liverpool

"You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

I can understand why you cannot meet now....it must have taken you most of a day to write this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

"
you didn't mention brushing your teeth lol. X

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

I can understand why you cannot meet now....it must have taken you most of a day to write this

I'm a quick writer, not so quick when it comes to hygiene and getting ready lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slightly out of context but

Meet me NOW in this lay-by on an unlit back road in the middle of no where for some fun in my truck?I've no face pic or verifications but I promise I won't disembowel you!

*Hums 'Duelling Banjos' from Deliverance! "

Eeek!

Great film though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

you didn't mention brushing your teeth lol. X"

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

you didn't mention brushing your teeth lol. X"

That would be before the bath, after food, and 2 minutes before the knock on the door - and I have to add flossing into that lol xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I still have no idea what you wash inside and out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

you didn't mention brushing your teeth lol. X

That would be before the bath, after food, and 2 minutes before the knock on the door - and I have to add flossing into that lol xx "

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"I still have no idea what you wash inside and out"

Already replied to that one x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Brilliant description capturing all the things that go through your mind and the preparation. I think you could probably submit it to a magazine as a short story.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

My biggest job just before a meet is being on cat shit watch. Making sure they havent all just done a big shit in the trays ive noticed this is quite stressful when having a morning meet when they all do their morning shits

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"My biggest job just before a meet is being on cat shit watch. Making sure they havent all just done a big shit in the trays ive noticed this is quite stressful when having a morning meet when they all do their morning shits

Hahahaha lol - the only animal we own is a hamster and she sleeps all day so day meets are perfect - no shit watching for me lol xx

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"Brilliant description capturing all the things that go through your mind and the preparation. I think you could probably submit it to a magazine as a short story."

Is there a swingers magazine ? I need a new job lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

And now for the mans version. ..

Bath, shave, clean clothes... spray some smelly and we are ready to go... in less than an hour!

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

And now for the mans version. ..

Bath, shave, clean clothes... spray some smelly and we are ready to go... in less than an hour!

And that's the hygienic ones lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

And now for the mans version. ..

Bath, shave, clean clothes... spray some smelly and we are ready to go... in less than an hour!

And that's the hygienic ones lol xx "

Ah not all, it takes some of us a while too! I don't wake up looking fabulous you know.

In the morning I tend to go to gym, then the barbers. Shower and then re shower because I started sweating running around the house looking for my stuff.

I also could be the only man, out of a dress that uses exfoliator, cleanser moisturiser

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can always just say no.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah not all, it takes some of us a while too! I don't wake up looking fabulous you know.

In the morning I tend to go to gym, then the barbers. Shower and then re shower because I started sweating running around the house looking for my stuff.

I also could be the only man, out of a dress that uses exfoliator, cleanser moisturiser

oh heck..

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

Horny adolescent toss-pots; I just delete and block

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

And now for the mans version. ..

Bath, shave, clean clothes... spray some smelly and we are ready to go... in less than an hour!

And that's the hygienic ones lol xx

Ah not all, it takes some of us a while too! I don't wake up looking fabulous you know.

In the morning I tend to go to gym, then the barbers. Shower and then re shower because I started sweating running around the house looking for my stuff.

I also could be the only man, out of a dress that uses exfoliator, cleanser moisturiser

I forgot to mention all of the above in my post too !

It's hard work on here ! I don't understand these "meet me now" meets unless you have done all of the above for the fun of it first lol XX

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

cahoots

Similar to us...drive to club..get naked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This made me chuckle .....Don't get me wrong When I'm horny I do want it like now !! But I could never with out the prepping

X X

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By *piritsonfabCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

I understand wanting to look and smell good and having made an effort... I do sometimes wonder if they notice or care.

I'm damn sure they'd notice if we didn't make an effort though!

I once was so late I dried my hair with the car heater blowers on the way to an event

. A bit of gel in the ladies on arrival and it looked just fine. That made me relax a little in the future

Oh..."inside and out" - well.... We may enjoy a little anal play?

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By *piritsonfabCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

I've just copied and pasted your post as a reply to a message I've just this second received asking if I'll meet now (we're a couple) at a lay-by for three hours in his truck........

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"You can always just say no. "

ALWAYS a no on "meet me now" messages !

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"I've just copied and pasted your post as a reply to a message I've just this second received asking if I'll meet now (we're a couple) at a lay-by for three hours in his truck........"

Hahaha lol let me know the reply xx

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"I understand wanting to look and smell good and having made an effort... I do sometimes wonder if they notice or care.

I'm damn sure they'd notice if we didn't make an effort though!

I once was so late I dried my hair with the car heater blowers on the way to an event

. A bit of gel in the ladies on arrival and it looked just fine. That made me relax a little in the future

Oh..."inside and out" - well.... We may enjoy a little anal play?"

I don't do anal unless with hubby but I still clean "inside and out" lol xx

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"This made me chuckle .....Don't get me wrong When I'm horny I do want it like now !! But I could never with out the prepping

X X "

Same here ! I do wake up some mornings and want to meet there and then but unless I have pre prepa_ed the day before and have a few hours spare I have to hold back lol xx

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By *piritsonfabCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I've just copied and pasted your post as a reply to a message I've just this second received asking if I'll meet now (we're a couple) at a lay-by for three hours in his truck........

Hahaha lol let me know the reply xx "

His reply (within a second so obviously not read what I sent) was suit yerself and then blocked lol lol

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"I've just copied and pasted your post as a reply to a message I've just this second received asking if I'll meet now (we're a couple) at a lay-by for three hours in his truck........

Hahaha lol let me know the reply xx

His reply (within a second so obviously not read what I sent) was suit yerself and then blocked lol lol

Haha lol I think that just totally proved my point ! I may copy and paste for future reference that is a genius idea lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I take it all of that is for a full sex meet, well I can trump that because my prep for a sex meet can take 4 to 5 weeks!

A social meet is just have a shower in the morning and do my hair and make up like I would normally and just stick anything on, jeans and converse and a jumper, leggings trainers and a hoody.

I could meet someone there and then if it was a weekend where I was free because I only do socials first, need to make sure we fancy each other in the flesh before deciding if we're going to fuck.

If we do want to fuck then that's a whole other level of preperation!

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By *yldstyleWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

And after all that they have the cheek to show up looking like the dogs dinner!

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By *isa 59Woman over a year ago

Newcastle

"You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

And now for the mans version. ..

Bath, shave, clean clothes... spray some smelly and we are ready to go... in less than an hour!

And that's the hygienic ones lol xx

Ah not all, it takes some of us a while too! I don't wake up looking fabulous you know.

In the morning I tend to go to gym, then the barbers. Shower and then re shower because I started sweating running around the house looking for my stuff.

I also could be the only man, out of a dress that uses exfoliator, cleanser moisturiser

Oh I do like a man who looks after his skin

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By *edMan over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

Wow.. What a read! Having read it all and digested it I'd just like to say...

Love the first pic, the pantyhose bum one

It's all you need lol

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By *edMan over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"Slightly out of context but

Meet me NOW in this lay-by on an unlit back road in the middle of no where for some fun in my truck?I've no face pic or verifications but I promise I won't disembowel you!

*Hums 'Duelling Banjos' from Deliverance! "

I used to have that as a ringtone... Got some comments it did!

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

Wow.. What a read! Having read it all and digested it I'd just like to say...

Love the first pic, the pantyhose bum one

It's all you need lol"

Lol - but hairy legs and un hygienic bits underneath pantyhose wouldn't go down well so all the above still needs to be done lol XX

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think this should be auto sent to all single men on joining fab. Brilliant op just brilliant. Xxx

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"I think this should be auto sent to all single men on joining fab. Brilliant op just brilliant. Xxx"

Lol thanks I am definetly going To use this in the future xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OP, yes exactly that. Some guys have no idea!

And to everyone who felt they needed to quote the entire thread just to put a smiley at the bottom - thanks for that, my thumb has rsi from all the scrolling!

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By *edMan over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"OP, yes exactly that. Some guys have no idea!

And to everyone who felt they needed to quote the entire thread just to put a smiley at the bottom - thanks for that, my thumb has rsi from all the scrolling!

Even if only a few actually reply, this will still be the longest ever thread in terms of screen inches, and RSI injuries to the thumb..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Him: I'll be over in 40 minutes.

Me: Ok

Jump in shower,quick wash. Check legs and pits-hairy but so what,he doesn't care. Run around flat picking up the morning getting ready for school/work detritis. Sling on a bra,knickers,dress-any ones,he doesn't care. Stick my wet hair in a bun. Empty cat litter if needed and wash hands. Get out toys and lube. Make a cup of tea and wait for him to text to put the kettle on,he's 5 minutes away.

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By *weet medicineWoman over a year ago

Kesgrave

[Removed by poster at 04/05/16 11:44:47]

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By *isa 59Woman over a year ago

Newcastle

"Him: I'll be over in 40 minutes.

Me: Ok

Jeez...I wish!

I wish I could get ready that quickly.

I wish I had a special someone who was only ever 40mins away

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"Him: I'll be over in 40 minutes.

Me: Ok

Never in a million years would I meet with hairy legs and "pits"

I can't sleep by myself if I haven't shaved never mind letting someone else near me like that !

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"Him: I'll be over in 40 minutes.

Me: Ok

Jeez...I wish!

I wish I could get ready that quickly.

I wish I had a special someone who was only ever 40mins away

Takes me 40 minutes to do my hair never mind hygiene etc lol xx

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

"Just be more organised

Lol you think I am going through all that on a daily basis "just in case" I get I random message saying "meet now" - no thanks !

I think you should

But tbh you could just have q lady wank instead

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"Just be more organised

Lol you think I am going through all that on a daily basis "just in case" I get I random message saying "meet now" - no thanks !

I think you should

But tbh you could just have q lady wank instead "

I still like to be clean and shaven either way lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if i had to go through that everytime i met someone id just not meet lol bath shave eyeliner spray perfume dry hair and im done lmao

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

They assume cause they are ready after a rub of a kfc wet wipe over their cock (if you are lucky) that you are too.....

Erm, NO

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blimey. Thought I was bad

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By *egasus NobMan over a year ago

Wandsworth

[Removed by poster at 04/05/16 16:20:50]

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

"They assume cause they are ready after a rub of a kfc wet wipe over their cock (if you are lucky) that you are too.....

Erm, NO

I use baby wipes ffs like my cock feeling all soft in someone's mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crikey, I hope you don't get too many "No Shows!"

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By *egasus NobMan over a year ago

Wandsworth

I think couples are worse of course not all, but some expect you to drop everything you are doing to meet them now or the same day I always ignore such mail.

Do appreciate when a woman put in an effort.

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"They assume cause they are ready after a rub of a kfc wet wipe over their cock (if you are lucky) that you are too.....

Erm, NO

I use baby wipes ffs like my cock feeling all soft in someone's mouth

But surely not as lemony fresh?!

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By *ack2071Man over a year ago

bromsgrove

"You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

They say foreplay is dead

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

"They assume cause they are ready after a rub of a kfc wet wipe over their cock (if you are lucky) that you are too.....

Erm, NO

I use baby wipes ffs like my cock feeling all soft in someone's mouth

But surely not as lemony fresh?!

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

After all the effort you put in,all the stress and worry you put yourself through,all the consideration you are showing towards these guys by being the very best you can be,,,,I hope it's all appreciated and they make it all worthwhile by showing their appreciation

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Just letting you know that I am on my way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

these messages totally piss me off.

i am NOT your service.

don't even PRESUME i will fuck you.

wtf do you think i am?

learn to show some fucking respect.

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By *opsy RogersWoman over a year ago

London

Why do you put yourself through so much stress to meet a man who is coming over for sex and nothing else? He will probably notice of you smell awful or are wearing dirty clothes but apart from that, putting yourself through those hoops surely can't be worth it?

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Where's the applause button when you need one for the OP? And don't even get me started on douching as part of meet prep...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where's the applause button when you need one for the OP? And don't even get me started on douching as part of meet prep..."

Douching is a whole different story

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Him: I'll be over in 40 minutes.

Me: Ok

Jeez...I wish!

I wish I could get ready that quickly.

I wish I had a special someone who was only ever 40mins away

It's a great arrangement and he's gorgeous,which is nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where's the applause button when you need one for the OP? And don't even get me started on douching as part of meet prep..."

I don't douche either.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

These posts are too long for my minuscule attention span

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"These posts are too long for my minuscule attention span "

...

she spends loads of time getting ready for a meet so can't do meet now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They assume cause they are ready after a rub of a kfc wet wipe over their cock (if you are lucky) that you are too.....

Erm, NO

"
m

Love it HP - LOL

U can so relate..... I put in prep similar so I'm like A geisha girl - pleasing for the encounter .... Darling you forgot to mention creaming your feet too xx

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

If I get a meet now whilst away from home and am incautious enough to reply to that effect, the next reply asks me how long it takes for me to get home - and they'll see me then. (say half an hour).

But like the op I need to get ready. I don't know if it's the sort of person who doesn't bother showering etc before a meet who expects immediacy. Maybe I've turned down the great unwashed, missing out on stale cock, urine stenches etc.

I think we should have a women's morning or something. We'll all be preened, ready to go and the whole group of us will just demand that the men turn up within 10 minutes to sort us out. Payback time.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"These posts are too long for my minuscule attention span

...

she spends loads of time getting ready for a meet so can't do meet now.

Oh ok, ta for that.

Stop faffing about, woman, typing long posts on here and whatever and GET READY.

The ability to muster oneself to an acceptable standard in quick time is a fine attribute for any woman, as I tell my daughter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"These posts are too long for my minuscule attention span

...

she spends loads of time getting ready for a meet so can't do meet now.

Oh ok, ta for that.

Stop faffing about, woman, typing long posts on here and whatever and GET READY.

The ability to muster oneself to an acceptable standard in quick time is a fine attribute for any woman, as I tell my daughter.

the way she said it was funnier then the way i said it though, was well worth the read.

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

Can I just add to this (replying to some comments) I don't do all the prep for "them" man/couple/lady - I do it for me and me only

I like to feel good

I like to know I'm clean and fresh

I like to feel smooth

I like to feel sexy in whatever I decide to wear

Yes it's all done in vain to make me feel good about myself whether they notice or not - I WILL know !

Maybe I don't try 16 outfits on maybe it's only 15 that day and that's because I have way to much choice !

Maybe I do clean way to much but I do that in every day life not just for a meet

And I have hair down to my backside so there is no quick option to wash dry and straighten it ! - that's not every single day but meet day for sure ! Maybe I have cooked something spicy the night before and the smell lingers in my hair I'm not comfortable with my hair hanging down onto somebody in certain positions and them knowing what I had for Wednesday's lunch

The getting ready and pamper beforehand I actually enjoy the point is I won't be ready within the next hour at "their" demand !

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"If I get a meet now whilst away from home and am incautious enough to reply to that effect, the next reply asks me how long it takes for me to get home - and they'll see me then. (say half an hour).

Lol The only problem with that is that some men will take you up on the offer in last Monday's pants and Friday befores socks

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"These posts are too long for my minuscule attention span "

Another typical problem of men on here they can't be bothe_ed to read and want the short version ! - very similar to not reading profiles and messaging for a meet

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"Why do you put yourself through so much stress to meet a man who is coming over for sex and nothing else? He will probably notice of you smell awful or are wearing dirty clothes but apart from that, putting yourself through those hoops surely can't be worth it?

I don't "put myself" through it - I enjoy the build up and preparation but I surely wouldn't be ready in an hour !

And I don't do it "to meet a man" I do it for myself for me to feel good and if he notices great if not I know myself so it's no stress xx

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By *xplorecpl25Couple over a year ago

manchester

"You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

I love this post, your spot on! Never in a million years would i be up for a 'meet now' meet!

If im planning to meet on a Saturday, already on monday im working out in my head when i have time to do this and that around work and children!!

I am meeting a wonderful couple this Saturday, so today im thinking il have to shave ect, then like u said...on Saturday just before we meet il have another shower and shave again...what a life! All that is ALL worth it tho xx

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

I love this post, your spot on! Never in a million years would i be up for a 'meet now' meet!

If im planning to meet on a Saturday, already on monday im working out in my head when i have time to do this and that around work and children!!

It's not only all the preparation for a meet but a meet now meet does nothing for me either - I like to chat and get to know people first !

I would be exactly the same as you if I was meeting on Saturday

The build up and prep is all part of the fun for me I don't see it a chore, the point I was getting at is why I don't meet now and I think this explains a lot lol

Hope you have a nice meet Saturday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

Us guys go through pain as well

We have our own checklist

Socks - no holes check

Boxers - clean check - do they go with my socks check - does my cock look big in them? there boxers not a magician

Shower or baby wipe - shower

Jogging bottoms or shell suit - shell suit women like a man in a suit

Shave or not - bit of stubble never hurt anyone

Old spice or brut -brut for face old spice for never regions BUT NOT AFTER SHAVING NEVER REGIONS

So see us men don't have it easy either

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By *xplorecpl25Couple over a year ago

manchester

"You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

I love this post, your spot on! Never in a million years would i be up for a 'meet now' meet!

If im planning to meet on a Saturday, already on monday im working out in my head when i have time to do this and that around work and children!!

It's not only all the preparation for a meet but a meet now meet does nothing for me either - I like to chat and get to know people first !

I would be exactly the same as you if I was meeting on Saturday

The build up and prep is all part of the fun for me I don't see it a chore, the point I was getting at is why I don't meet now and I think this explains a lot lol

Hope you have a nice meet Saturday

XX "

Yeah it definitely is all part of the fun, just out of the shower now infact hehe!

We also like to chat and get to know the person(s) before a meet aswel,i just couldn't meet someone without knowing abit about them and seeing if they tick my box....so to speak!!

Thanks,im sure we will

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

Us guys go through pain as well

We have our own checklist

Socks - no holes check

Boxers - clean check - do they go with my socks check - does my cock look big in them? there boxers not a magician

Shower or baby wipe - shower

Jogging bottoms or shell suit - shell suit women like a man in a suit

Shave or not - bit of stubble never hurt anyone

Old spice or brut -brut for face old spice for never regions BUT NOT AFTER SHAVING NEVER REGIONS

So see us men don't have it easy either"

Mmmm yes sounds exactly the same what us ladies have to go

I never said it was "pain" I said the reason I don't "meet now" is because I have to do all the above (and more) before a meet and I didn't say it was easy just would be worth it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Didn't mean to mimic honestly just a little bit of light hearted banter I appreciate all the effort you women go to and hope all your meets were worth it and appreciative of it

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By *olkelveMan over a year ago

staplehurst

"You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

A lady I know wears fresh sexy gorgeous underwear every day being prepa_ed in an instant if a sexy man catches her eye.

Some people are two up themselves or to unhygienic in their everyday life for anyone to bother with. Damn your on fab swingers not pof?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"These posts are too long for my minuscule attention span

Another typical problem of men on here they can't be bothe_ed to read and want the short version ! - very similar to not reading profiles and messaging for a meet

I'm not typical - just interested to know if it should take up valuable time by ploughing through it

Getting ready quick is a good skill, although I'm in total agreement that I won't do drop-of-the-hat meets.

I would also council against bothering on adding much to your profile - as we have discussed many people have short attention spans.

Less is more.

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"You can meet straight away?

"Meet me now" messages are really annoying and are never going to happen with me

Apart from the fact I find it rude I go through so much preparation for a meet takes me hours !

This is how it goes for example meeting on a Friday morning.......

So Thursday I need to go shopping, I need wine,milk and probably tea bags, I need a new razor and most likely more shaving cream

So after what seems a lifetime in the bath remember it's only Thursday still and my meet isn't until tomorrow

Dry hair and leave myself looking like cousin IT

I sleep dreaming about what will happen tomorrow, I then wake up early

I check the house, Do last nights pots and nip to work I then come home and

Change the bed sheets

Run a bath

Quickly grab something to eat following the same rules as before

Get in the bath - again shave over where I shaved last night noticing I "missed bits" phew glad I found them

Wash inside and out

Wash inside and out again

And again

Maybe once more

I get out the bath and realise my hair still looks like cousin IT so I straighten it, getting hot and fluste_ed and wondering if I need another bath after that mammoth task!

I now need to find something to wear !

I try 16 and half outfits on (the half because I pulled it on and it got stuck so I pulled it back off)

Then I go back to the first Outfit and now the fun begins with the underwear !

Back in the bedroom I now need to apply makeup and this isn't everyday makeup it's a full blown contouring day - I couldn't sleep last excited and the bags prove it !

So make up takes a good half hour and I smudge my lipstick at the last second having to re do it

Spray perfume a little bit more and a simple squirt in places I can only imagine not everyone does !

Back to my bra out of the dryer and realise I haven't had a sip of wine yet look at the clock only half an hour

Left (if they turn up on time)

Back to the bedroom take dress off put underwear on, tighten straps and check the mirror 5 times being unsure if you actually like these knickers anymore but it's now too late!

Dress on, heels on and if it's a suspenders kind of day it's way too late to mess around with them, falling down pinging off 6 times before they clip right I just have no time

I answer the door and say hi - they say hi back and ask how my day went ?............

So NO I will not , could not , and never will MEET NOW!

A lady I know wears fresh sexy gorgeous underwear every day being prepa_ed in an instant if a sexy man catches her eye.

Some people are two up themselves or to unhygienic in their everyday life for anyone to bother with. Damn your on fab swingers not pof? "

Whether I am on FAB or a dating site (where I met my husband) not pof but another one - I still will put this much effort in every meet, I like to spend time getting ready and being the best I can - and I wouldn't be "ready" for a meet every single day it's about quality than quantity with me !

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

"These posts are too long for my minuscule attention span

Another typical problem of men on here they can't be bothe_ed to read and want the short version ! - very similar to not reading profiles and messaging for a meet

I'm not typical - just interested to know if it should take up valuable time by ploughing through it

Getting ready quick is a good skill, although I'm in total agreement that I won't do drop-of-the-hat meets.

I would also council against bothering on adding much to your profile - as we have discussed many people have short attention spans.

Less is more.

If I pop on a profile of someone that has messaged me and it has nothing to catch my eye I walk on by

If people read my profile before messaging it would save both me and them a lot of time asking and answering the same questions

Just makes sense to me - everyone is different X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if i had to go through that everytime i met someone id just not meet lol bath shave eyeliner spray perfume dry hair and im done lmao

Me too. And I can get that done in 30 mins.

All my sexy outfits are in one drawer. Always ready so if I knew I had had a shower in the last few hours and didn't need to shave I could be ready in 15 mins.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Could you would you on a train

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By *i Lady Next Door OP Woman over a year ago

nottingham

if i had to go through that everytime i met someone id just not meet lol bath shave eyeliner spray perfume dry hair and im done lmao

Me too. And I can get that done in 30 mins.

All my sexy outfits are in one drawer. Always ready so if I knew I had had a shower in the last few hours and didn't need to shave I could be ready in 15 mins."

Takes me an hour to just do my hair from wash,dry & straighten :/

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By *endrix30Man over a year ago

dudley

And now for the film. Meet me now, the movie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have to admit, I've never done any of that for sex with someone.

In preparation I usually have a shower, run my hand through my hair, pick up my dirty laundry, close all the doors to the rooms that we won't go in, and then perhaps push the hoover round if I've not done it for a while.

Takes about twenty minutes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have to admit, I've never done any of that for sex with someone.

Takes about twenty minutes."

You sound like me,although I do shave my legs if he gives me enough time. The thing with spending hours getting ready to meet someone new is it may not be worth it. I want someone I know is worth shaving my legs for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have to admit, I've never done any of that for sex with someone.

Takes about twenty minutes.

I've not shaved my legs since I was about 19... nobody is worth that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But there is always that chance the meet now message arrives 5 minutes after your planned meet cancels with a toothache. ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

how polite thought when they ask when you are free instead though.

omg why ask when i never even said i would meet, we haven't even spoken.

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