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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you could, what gift would you give the poster above?

Just a little fun please be nice.

Hugs and kisses Knitter

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"If you could, what gift would you give the poster above?

Just a little fun please be nice.

Hugs and kisses Knitter

A spa day 'cos she's been poorly!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id give Frisy Mare some brand new sexy shoes.. cos she has lovely legs to model them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Id give Frisy Mare some brand new sexy shoes.. cos she has lovely legs to model them "

Cute n sassy a bigger tub of ice cream.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Id give Frisy Mare some brand new sexy shoes.. cos she has lovely legs to model them "

Another beautiful bra, to show off that fantastic cleavage

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By *kgeminiMan over a year ago

Southampton

I'd give cute n sassy a swimming pool full of icecream, with some chocolate sauce

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Id give Frisy Mare some brand new sexy shoes.. cos she has lovely legs to model them

Another beautiful bra, to show off that fantastic cleavage

My phone number

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crate of beer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd give Dark Angel a hair clip so we could see her pretty face properly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bloody autocarrot!

Bow and arrow and a suit of Lincoln Green.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bloody autocarrot!

Bow and arrow and a suit of Lincoln Green. "

And then I missed the slot! Back to my sick bed.

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By *pa and dCouple over a year ago

Barnet

A nice pair of Louboutin's x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Cake and kisses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cake and kisses"

chocolates and wine

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Chocolates

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A baby lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A baby lol"

Addy - a big silver dustbin.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A baby lol

Addy - a big silver dustbin.

Some rope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some nails for that hammer

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

"Some nails for that hammer "

Better music in his local shopping mall.

Phil bloody Collins when I was in there a few weeks ago.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Some nails for that hammer

Better music in his local shopping mall.

Phil bloody Collins when I was in there a few weeks ago."

An even longer schlong

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ace Winger

A new hat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some nails for that hammer

Better music in his local shopping mall.

Phil bloody Collins when I was in there a few weeks ago.

An even longer schlong

some peanut butter cookies

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

"Some nails for that hammer

Better music in his local shopping mall.

Phil bloody Collins when I was in there a few weeks ago.

An even longer schlong

some peanut butter cookies

Ta Winger(I can always rely on you!).

Would be interesting..

Feline: some peanut butter from the shop?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Ace Winger

A new hat

How about this one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Another hat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Another hat

a french maid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Another hat

a french maid

The French maids outfit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A beer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Another hat

a french maid

The French maids outfit

A pole for pole dancing

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Another hat

Crikey you drive a hard bargain, this is my original avatar pic from many years gone by

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Another hat

Crikey you drive a hard bargain, this is my original avatar pic from many years gone by

Dreadlocks beads for his pubes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Another hat

a french maid

The French maids outfit

Glasses. So he can have a better look

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A gift for the OP would be a wee night out in Scotland

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By *ammykingMan over a year ago

Lisburn

"Another hat

a french maid

The French maids outfit

Glasses. So he can have a better look

Express delivery on that sex machine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Another hat

a french maid

The French maids outfit

Glasses. So he can have a better look

Quick delivery on their sex machine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dark Angel 36 new dark red lipstick, in case you run out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some nails for that hammer "

I think I already nailed it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Another hat

a french maid

The French maids outfit

Glasses. So he can have a better look

Express delivery on that sex machine

"
front row seats to see the sex machine being trialed

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By *rladytoyMan over a year ago

bournemouth

"Another hat

a french maid

The French maids outfit

Glasses. So he can have a better look

Express delivery on that sex machine

front row seats to see the sex machine being trialed "

A man brave enough to take you dogging

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Another hat

Crikey you drive a hard bargain, this is my original avatar pic from many years gone by

Dreadlocks beads for his pubes

I'll also dye them the same colour as your hair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Another hat

Crikey you drive a hard bargain, this is my original avatar pic from many years gone by

Dreadlocks beads for his pubes

I'll also dye them the same colour as your hair

A new hat & vest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Another hat

a french maid

The French maids outfit

Glasses. So he can have a better look

Quick delivery on their sex machine

It's nearly here, should be up and running by tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Another hat

Crikey you drive a hard bargain, this is my original avatar pic from many years gone by

Dreadlocks beads for his pubes

I'll also dye them the same colour as your hair

A water pistol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Another hat

a french maid

The French maids outfit

Glasses. So he can have a better look

Express delivery on that sex machine

front row seats to see the sex machine being trialed

A man brave enough to take you dogging

"
oh wow yes plz mmmmm x

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By *rladytoyMan over a year ago

bournemouth

"Another hat

a french maid

The French maids outfit

Glasses. So he can have a better look

Express delivery on that sex machine

front row seats to see the sex machine being trialed

A man brave enough to take you dogging

oh wow yes plz mmmmm x

Hmmm, i didnt really think this through, let me try and find one as im no where near brave enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Another hat

a french maid

How did you know?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Another hat

Crikey you drive a hard bargain, this is my original avatar pic from many years gone by

Apologies merely thought you like hats

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Another hat

a french maid

The French maids outfit

Glasses. So he can have a better look

Can't see

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Another hat

a french maid

How did you know?

An encyclopedia

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A drink for his birthday

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Another hat

Crikey you drive a hard bargain, this is my original avatar pic from many years gone by

Dreadlocks beads for his pubes

I'll also dye them the same colour as your hair

A new hat & vest

Sorry, I don't own a vest anymore as I lent it to Rab C.Nesbitt and he hasn't returned it as yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A drink for his birthday

A kitten

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A drink for his birthday

A ticket to cardiff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A drink for his birthday

A ticket to cardiff "

A new balloon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A drink for his birthday

Cheers. A pub.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A drink for his birthday

A ticket to cardiff "

More suits because you look frigging hot in them

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"A drink for his birthday

A ticket to cardiff "

A ticket to warrington

Mrs SB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A drink for his birthday

A ticket to cardiff

A ticket to warrington

Mrs SB

A kitten

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To Mrs SB. Quite simply a compliment.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A drink for his birthday

A ticket to cardiff

A new balloon "

A James Brown wig.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A drink for his birthday

A ticket to cardiff

A ticket to warrington

Mrs SB

Mrs SB...I'd buy my own

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

merryteaser - my number

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A drink for his birthday

A ticket to cardiff

More suits because you look frigging hot in them "

I'm not really a fan of being dressed, but I could be persuaded

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By *ammykingMan over a year ago

Lisburn

"merryteaser - my number

Carte dior ice cream maybe?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Robin reliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A drink for his birthday

A ticket to cardiff

More suits because you look frigging hot in them

I'm not really a fan of being dressed, but I could be persuaded

How much persuasion would be needed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A drink for his birthday

A ticket to cardiff

More suits because you look frigging hot in them

I'm not really a fan of being dressed, but I could be persuaded

How much persuasion would be needed

A deck chair so I could sit on it looking at that view

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

A luxurious bath bomb

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A drink for his birthday

A ticket to cardiff

More suits because you look frigging hot in them

I'm not really a fan of being dressed, but I could be persuaded

How much persuasion would be needed

Smack on bottom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A kitten

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"A Robin reliant "

Damn, why wasn't I above you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A drink for his birthday

A ticket to cardiff

More suits because you look frigging hot in them

I'm not really a fan of being dressed, but I could be persuaded

How much persuasion would be needed

Not a lot, a smile, flutter of your eye lashes..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A kitten "

Do you have a litter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

id get Knitter a spa day,, just to relax and chill out..

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"A kitten

Do you have a litter

I've got a tray which is lying idle and not put to purpose if that's any good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmm I'm thinking a corset or my bottom to be spanked by you, is that enough of a gift for you? Mrs B xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

_ce winger - roast dinner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmm I'm thinking a corset or my bottom to be spanked by you, is that enough of a gift for you? Mrs B xxx

Too slow that was for knitter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A kitten

Do you have a litter

I just love kittens and think everyone should have one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmm I'm thinking a corset or my bottom to be spanked by you, is that enough of a gift for you? Mrs B xxx

Too slow that was for knitter"

A kitten

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmm I'm thinking a corset or my bottom to be spanked by you, is that enough of a gift for you? Mrs B xxx

Too slow that was for knitter

A kitten "

I'd rather a puppy

You can have a kitten though, with a green bow tie on and i will name him Barry for you x

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"_ce winger - roast dinner

Would you like porking

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hmm I'm thinking a corset or my bottom to be spanked by you, is that enough of a gift for you? Mrs B xxx

Too slow that was for knitter"

I love corsets and bottoms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmm I'm thinking a corset or my bottom to be spanked by you, is that enough of a gift for you? Mrs B xxx

Too slow that was for knitter

I love corsets and bottoms

Corsets and bottoms for knitter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

EasyE30 needs an Odie tattoo to match his Garfield.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I love corsets and bottoms

A shopping trip to somewhere that sells lacy leather bustier type corsets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love corsets and bottoms

A shopping trip to somewhere that sells lacy leather bustier type corsets

The best seat in the house in the mighty ram's stadium.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love corsets and bottoms

A shopping trip to somewhere that sells lacy leather bustier type corsets

A second wing so he can fly without spiralling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bigger tin of lynx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmm I'm thinking a corset or my bottom to be spanked by you, is that enough of a gift for you? Mrs B xxx

Too slow that was for knitter

I love corsets and bottoms

I love them too! Really accentuates my sides

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmm I'm thinking a corset or my bottom to be spanked by you, is that enough of a gift for you? Mrs B xxx

Too slow that was for knitter

A kitten

I'd rather a puppy

You can have a kitten though, with a green bow tie on and i will name him Barry for you x"

Make it purple bow and call her felicity and you've got a deal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rubiks cube and an egg timer...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rubiks cube and an egg timer...

A camer with a wider angle lens than the one he currently owns

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rubiks cube and an egg timer...

A camer with a wider angle lens than the one he currently owns

Leopard skin thong

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A selection of nail varnishes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A selection of nail varnishes "

A on call baby sitter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An. Sorry. My English isn't what it used to be

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A selection of nail varnishes

A on call baby sitter. "

A big man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Twice I've posted on this thread with very thoughtful gifts and no one got me anything!

*stamps foot and sulks*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Twice I've posted on this thread with very thoughtful gifts and no one got me anything!

*stamps foot and sulks*"

Oh no Crazyhotwife here you go

Cake

Wine

Silk scarf

Big box of chocolates

Selection of hats

Knitter kisses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Deodorant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Twice I've posted on this thread with very thoughtful gifts and no one got me anything!

*stamps foot and sulks*"

The pleasure is in the giving, not receiving...

Incense sticks and a nice Indian holy man..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Deodorant "

Masacara

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Twice I've posted on this thread with very thoughtful gifts and no one got me anything!

*stamps foot and sulks*"

A nice straight jacket and a rubber mat to make stamping less painful

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Knitter kisses "

A ball of wool for your kitten to unravel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For knitter a multicoloured sheep and some pointed sticks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stilton cheese

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Stilton cheese"
take away curry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Twice I've posted on this thread with very thoughtful gifts and no one got me anything!

*stamps foot and sulks*

Oh no Crazyhotwife here you go

Cake

Wine

Silk scarf

Big box of chocolates

Selection of hats

Knitter kisses "

I luuuuuuurve you. Sits eating cake and chocolate, getting pissed on the wine, wearing a new hat and a silk scarf tying my wrists behind my back... good thing Knitter is here to feed me the wine and chocolate!

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Alka seltza!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A disc jockey

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A selection of board games

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A personality

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ahhhhh Fatswinger. Well that's an excellent gift thank you sweetie a personality and deodorant you really are kind.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ahhhhh Fatswinger. Well that's an excellent gift thank you sweetie a personality and deodorant you really are kind.

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By *rank n BettyCouple over a year ago

Not meeting

"Ahhhhh Fatswinger. Well that's an excellent gift thank you sweetie a personality and deodorant you really are kind.

New sewing machine

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Green lipstick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A selection of board games"

A pearl necklace.. Boom Boom..

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Some really short shorts

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Some really short shorts "

A blow up dog and an instruction manual on how to take him for bouncies

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A bouncy castle

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Some really short shorts

A blow up dog and an instruction manual on how to take him for bouncies

A new hat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some really short shorts

A blow up dog and an instruction manual on how to take him for bouncies

A new hat "

some heels for buxom red - shes only tiddy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Selection of flavoured lube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex dice?

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Nuffin

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Knitter kisses sloppy ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Knitter kisses sloppy ones

My undivided attention in the bedroom!

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A new paddle and some rope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Knitter kisses sloppy ones

My undivided attention in the bedroom!"

This woman

https://youtu.be/sB6HY8r983c

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Everknows

Hair products

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bubble bath

love the shower pics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A new pair of walking boots

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A towel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A towel "

Thank you,

Some massage oil

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Book ends

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Book ends"

Some spy gear, you shouldn't probably talk about your future career though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Book ends

Some spy gear, you shouldn't probably talk about your future career though

Q is that you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cwtch and kiss

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

A good seeing to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A good seeing to

Oh blimey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A good seeing to

A camera

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A good seeing to

A camera "

A massive chocolate cake served by/ on a gorgeous hunk.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A good seeing to

Oh blimey

That was aimed at the one above, but it was funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A good seeing to

Oh blimey

That was aimed at the one above, but it was funny

That's made me giggle. A cake for his little old lady friend.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A good seeing to

Oh blimey

That was aimed at the one above, but it was funny

That's made me giggle. A cake for his little old lady friend.

Oh will there be cake , how spiffing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A good seeing to

Oh blimey

That was aimed at the one above, but it was funny

That's made me giggle. A cake for his little old lady friend.

Oh will there be cake , how spiffing

Cake for you too Handsome

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A good seeing to

Oh blimey

That was aimed at the one above, but it was funny

That's made me giggle. A cake for his little old lady friend.

Oh will there be cake , how spiffing

LOL... yeah... it's 'special' cake too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A good seeing to

Oh blimey

That was aimed at the one above, but it was funny

That's made me giggle. A cake for his little old lady friend.

Oh will there be cake , how spiffing

LOL... yeah... it's 'special' cake too

Did your little old lady make it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A train ticket to the East Midlands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A good seeing to

A camera

A massive chocolate cake served by/ on a gorgeous hunk."

You're my new best friend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A train ticket to the East Midlands

Cake I guess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Notice the shift from sex to food? Seamless

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Notice the shift from sex to food? Seamless

A slap up meal at a restaurant of his choice, served by two busty lovelies of his choosing.

Can't say fairer than that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Notice the shift from sex to food? Seamless

A slap up meal at a restaurant of his choice, served by two busty lovelies of his choosing.

Can't say fairer than that

Right?

Only piped up because cake was mentioned

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Notice the shift from sex to food? Seamless

A slap up meal at a restaurant of his choice, served by two busty lovelies of his choosing.

Can't say fairer than that

Right?

Only piped up because cake was mentioned

Run.with it he has never offered dinner to my knowledge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Notice the shift from sex to food? Seamless

A slap up meal at a restaurant of his choice, served by two busty lovelies of his choosing.

Can't say fairer than that

Right?

Only piped up because cake was mentioned

Run.with it he has never offered dinner to my knowledge

Oooooooo

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Notice the shift from sex to food? Seamless

A slap up meal at a restaurant of his choice, served by two busty lovelies of his choosing.

Can't say fairer than that

Right?

Only piped up because cake was mentioned

Run.with it he has never offered dinner to my knowledge

Oooooooo

I feel I'm being impugned here!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Notice the shift from sex to food? Seamless

A slap up meal at a restaurant of his choice, served by two busty lovelies of his choosing.

Can't say fairer than that

Right?

Only piped up because cake was mentioned

Run.with it he has never offered dinner to my knowledge

He doesn't even offer a mint to get rid of the taste....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Notice the shift from sex to food? Seamless

A slap up meal at a restaurant of his choice, served by two busty lovelies of his choosing.

Can't say fairer than that

Right?

Only piped up because cake was mentioned

Run.with it he has never offered dinner to my knowledge

He doesn't even offer a mint to get rid of the taste...."

If buy you a padlock big enough to do that chain justice

(Brilliant photos btw)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Notice the shift from sex to food? Seamless

A slap up meal at a restaurant of his choice, served by two busty lovelies of his choosing.

Can't say fairer than that

Right?

Only piped up because cake was mentioned

Run.with it he has never offered dinner to my knowledge

He doesn't even offer a mint to get rid of the taste....

If buy you a padlock big enough to do that chain justice

(Brilliant photos btw)"

It is a rather big chain that one!

Over 30kgs

Thanks

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By *ali 69Man over a year ago

jersey

"If you could, what gift would you give the poster above?

Just a little fun please be nice.

Hugs and kisses Knitter

"
A slow long lingering hot baby oil massage followed by a prolonged bout of Queening .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dali.......a voucher for a chest waxing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kneepads

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

More Malteasers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pair of crochet hooks

Crocheting is so much cooler than knitting (allegedly

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my last rolo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pint of the finest brew I could find...in tesco.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A pair of crochet hooks

Crocheting is so much cooler than knitting (allegedly

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"A pint of the finest brew I could find...in tesco."

Calculator, so he could work out, if he's 21 or 24.

And some strawberries.

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"A pint of the finest brew I could find...in tesco.

Calculator, so he could work out, if he's 21 or 24.

And some strawberries."

Some silk bed restraints and cake for giving me a laugh.

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By *entle giraffeMan over a year ago

Minehead

Some smokey lapsang tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Knitter kisses, hugs and cake for everyone. Thank you for playing

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