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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I am becoming middle aged
I have started to notice clothing in beige, I have begun to pick up shoes, assessing them for comfort rather than style.
Yesterday at the airport when searching for sucky sweets for the flight, I bought a mint selection and some Wethers !
Worst of all, it's pissing down here tonight so, I am currently lay on the hotel bed watching snooker 
What other warning signs should I be looking out for ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am becoming middle aged
I have started to notice clothing in beige, I have begun to pick up shoes, assessing them for comfort rather than style.
Yesterday at the airport when searching for sucky sweets for the flight, I bought a mint selection and some Wethers !
Worst of all, it's pissing down here tonight so, I am currently lay on the hotel bed watching snooker
What other warning signs should I be looking out for ?"
when I get there I'll let you know |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They say elasticated trousers are comfortable, have you got your telegram from saga yet?  "
Not quite got to the laccy waisters yet but I do seem to have more fleeces than I once did  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am becoming middle aged
I have started to notice clothing in beige, I have begun to pick up shoes, assessing them for comfort rather than style.
Yesterday at the airport when searching for sucky sweets for the flight, I bought a mint selection and some Wethers !
I feel you, my mother called me middle aged last week, I'm somewhat devastated
Worst of all, it's pissing down here tonight so, I am currently lay on the hotel bed watching snooker
What other warning signs should I be looking out for ?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you look at policemen and they look 12 years old and when you cook a whole months food in one day and freeze it to get out in single portions later.....oh fuck !...... sorry ...im describing me....nothing to read here ...move along please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They say elasticated trousers are comfortable, have you got your telegram from saga yet?
Not quite got to the laccy waisters yet but I do seem to have more fleeces than I once did "
fleeces are good- dry quick and no ironing - |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been buying trainers for comfort since I can remember, not quite sure how that makes you middle aged. Had a pair of trainers for 6 years and bought another exactly the same. They seem to reach maximum comfort after being worn for 2 years. |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"I am becoming middle aged
I have started to notice clothing in beige, I have begun to pick up shoes, assessing them for comfort rather than style.
Yesterday at the airport when searching for sucky sweets for the flight, I bought a mint selection and some Wethers !
Worst of all, it's pissing down here tonight so, I am currently lay on the hotel bed watching snooker
What other warning signs should I be looking out for ?"
when you shop for shirts on the debenhams website... and you buy them because they look "comfortable"......  |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
in the centre |
"When the telly offers you 'an evening, up late with Rylan', and you
a) have no idea who 'Rylan' is
and
b) you can't really be bothe_ed to find out
Mr ddc"
This doesnt make you middle aged , just damned sensible |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"if you want to get a mortgage, that's probably a sign."
I've had one since I was 21.
I do a fair few of the other comments on this thread too.
Oh bollocks! I'm middle aged and have been for years. |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH. |
"When the telly offers you 'an evening, up late with Rylan', and you
a) have no idea who 'Rylan' is
and
b) you can't really be bothe_ed to find out
Mr ddc"
Lol..... I like Ryan, he reminds me of my bestie xxxxx Suzi |
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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago
hertfordshire |
"They say elasticated trousers are comfortable, have you got your telegram from saga yet?
Not quite got to the laccy waisters yet but I do seem to have more fleeces than I once did "
fleece still attached to the sheep? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought I deserved a mid life crisis as I'd worked hard for one all my life and not had one
Now I've grown out ma hair to shoulder length and have a turquoise goatee  "
The only hair I could grow that long are my nasal hair and my ear hair  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am becoming middle aged
I have started to notice clothing in beige, I have begun to pick up shoes, assessing them for comfort rather than style.
Yesterday at the airport when searching for sucky sweets for the flight, I bought a mint selection and some Wethers !
Worst of all, it's pissing down here tonight so, I am currently lay on the hotel bed watching snooker
What other warning signs should I be looking out for ?"
Dressing like a girl. I started at 42 and now look |
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"I thought I deserved a mid life crisis as I'd worked hard for one all my life and not had one
Now I've grown out ma hair to shoulder length and have a turquoise goatee
The only hair I could grow that long are my nasal hair and my ear hair "
Have you not plaited yer pubes then yet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought I deserved a mid life crisis as I'd worked hard for one all my life and not had one
Now I've grown out ma hair to shoulder length and have a turquoise goatee
The only hair I could grow that long are my nasal hair and my ear hair
Have you not plaited yer pubes then yet "
Nah burnt them off with a blow torch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shit... half of these already apply to me.
Explains why I keep attracting old sods then
Oi, less of the sod thank you very much  "
Alright, old man then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shit... half of these already apply to me.
Explains why I keep attracting old sods then "
Wanna swap? I'm getting the youngsters... Another thing that makes me feel middle aged |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you discuss who's had the worst heart attack or stroke between your mates. Saying that you've only had a proper heart attack when you join the zipper club.
The first thing you do in the morning is take your meds rather then having to worry about any morning wood.
When it takes you all weekend getting over a party and the thought of going out again doesn't apply for another month. |
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Music is too loud in bars and clubs, yet needing to turn the volume up on the tv because you can't hear it.
Confectionery is getting smaller (obviously talking about wagon wheels here).
Working out that the adult person you fancy, is young enough to have parents your age.
Reminiscing that things used to be better, when you were younger.
Not understanding text speak.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Music is too loud in bars and clubs, yet needing to turn the volume up on the tv because you can't hear it.
Confectionery is getting smaller (obviously talking about wagon wheels here).
Working out that the adult person you fancy, is young enough to have parents your age.
Reminiscing that things used to be better, when you were younger.
Not understanding text speak.
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i was doing ok until these  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Needing glasses and not just for sunshine. "
Needed the glasses since I was little so it was needing to look over the top of the frames to read a book or thread a needle that got me
Her |
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