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By *igSuki81 OP Man
over a year ago
Retirement Village |
...i would fine and pit points on rubber necking drivers who slow down to look at accident causing even more congestion.
So what would you do of you came to power? What of lifes observations bugs you & you want them to stop?
This is just a fun rant thread to take out your frustrations of lifes annoyance. Please dont take it seriously as im not planning on taking over  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Plant more tulips, make Jeremy Kyle ambassador to Bhutan and send him there permanently "
What the fuck has poor Bhutan done to deserve that?
I'd make it legal to trip people who walk and read. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Plant more tulips, make Jeremy Kyle ambassador to Bhutan and send him there permanently "
I would give Colgate 'jus primae noctis' for all new fab women |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Think i'm gonna have a law/curfew for kids who still live at home. That they're to stay in their bedroom and try to go to sleep at a reasonable time. 10.30pm. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd ban people.
Seems a little harsh?
Does it?
It does, yes
Perhaps, but sometimes you have to do what is necessary.
Hmmm... sounds a bit Hitler-ish?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd5dDc2xE3U"
I prefer Nietzschean.
I would love for us all to get a long, I'm really just a peace loving hippy but the only way for people to get along is to ban them |
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"I'd ban people.
Seems a little harsh?
Does it?
It does, yes
Perhaps, but sometimes you have to do what is necessary.
Hmmm... sounds a bit Hitler-ish?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd5dDc2xE3U
I prefer Nietzschean.
I would love for us all to get a long, I'm really just a peace loving hippy but the only way for people to get along is to ban them"
I predict godless death squads |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I also think we should chip away at the coastline n make Britain a prettier shape 
Tulip shaped ?"
I'm open to suggestions,,im thinking a big pair of lips |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shape it as a cock and balls. 
that would be ireland "
lol, ireland can be boobs. maybe use left over bits of the uk and dump them between the boobs and balls like a cum shot.
yeah, perfect.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shape it as a cock and balls.
that would be ireland
lol, ireland can be boobs. maybe use left over bits of the uk and dump them between the boobs and balls like a cum shot.
yeah, perfect. "
oh your in charge of foreign pollicy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I also think we should chip away at the coastline n make Britain a prettier shape
Tulip shaped ?
I'm open to suggestions,,im thinking a big pair of lips"
I actually think it could be fashioned into a stiletto |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shape it as a cock and balls.
that would be ireland
lol, ireland can be boobs. maybe use left over bits of the uk and dump them between the boobs and balls like a cum shot.
yeah, perfect.
oh your in charge of foreign pollicy"
yay. i will get started on the europe orgy scene right away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Plant more tulips, make Jeremy Kyle ambassador to Bhutan and send him there permanently
What the fuck has poor Bhutan done to deserve that?
I'd make it legal to trip people who walk and read."
That made me chuckle |
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Return Wagon Wheels to their original size, then work on the other biscuits and confectionery products which have shrunk in size.
Create a new category for products which fall into two, yet no one can decide which, causing nationwide chaos. Jaffa Cakes being the prime example. Is it a cake or a biscuit? New category required!
SSDL - Statutory Sunny Day Leave. We can have days off if we are sick, pregnant or as a new parent, so what about those of us whose sunny days usually fall on a work day? I'll introduce the SSDL scheme.
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Make every politician reapply for their job each year, give them a set salary and make them earn a performance related bonus. Also we could have a buzzer type thing, if we don't like what they are doing, the buzzer sounds and out they go.
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By *igSuki81 OP Man
over a year ago
Retirement Village |
"Make every politician reapply for their job each year, give them a set salary and make them earn a performance related bonus. Also we could have a buzzer type thing, if we don't like what they are doing, the buzzer sounds and out they go.
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You can definitely join my cabinet with ideas like that |
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By *htcMan
over a year ago
MK |
several actually
out of eu
out of human rights
end foreign aid unless national disaster only
no one can get british passport until 15 years or marrying for 5 years with being a worker with no handouts or housing paid for by tax payer.
increase national wage
police forces have less paperwork and more tougher sentencing and rights to arrest people without fear or being prosecuted.
increase military spending but cap max wage to 75k, same with nhs
deport anyone who has committed crimes if not british and banned for life
companys are forced to train british people to higher levels in the company
every road is to be relaid completely with proper materials
nhs is only free for british citizens
rebuild relationships with usa asia and our commonwealth.
anyone caught in the country illegally immediately deported and banned for life.
benefits are limited to vouchers for certain stores, and job seekers after 1year are now required to work cleaning community or other jobs locally, if they do not do the job benefits removed from them
increase motorway speed limit to 90 for cars and motorbikes.
forcing britain to import less and make for our self. supporting british jobs
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"several actually
out of eu
out of human rights
end foreign aid unless national disaster only
no one can get british passport until 15 years or marrying for 5 years with being a worker with no handouts or housing paid for by tax payer.
increase national wage
police forces have less paperwork and more tougher sentencing and rights to arrest people without fear or being prosecuted.
increase military spending but cap max wage to 75k, same with nhs
deport anyone who has committed crimes if not british and banned for life
companys are forced to train british people to higher levels in the company
every road is to be relaid completely with proper materials
nhs is only free for british citizens
rebuild relationships with usa asia and our commonwealth.
anyone caught in the country illegally immediately deported and banned for life.
benefits are limited to vouchers for certain stores, and job seekers after 1year are now required to work cleaning community or other jobs locally, if they do not do the job benefits removed from them
increase motorway speed limit to 90 for cars and motorbikes.
forcing britain to import less and make for our self. supporting british jobs"
I predict dull death squads |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would mount the house of commons on wheels, that way the politicians could actually meet the voters.
Plus for a year make them live in benefits, let them get in touch with real people.
Make it compulsory for CEO's or upper management of companies, to go back to the shop floor let them touch base with the workforce. Make this happen several times a year and always in the busy period.
Get rid of most of the admin in hospitals, as it seems we have more back of house than front of house. It might improve the service. (Only my opinion)
Anyone who is caught with a driving offence is given a bicycle, at the scene of the incident. If found guilty of causing the incident they have to use the bike for a year. Second offence a family member also loses the privilege to drive.
Make it very clear to people wanting to come to this country we operate a 1 strike and you are out of here, make them sign a legality binding document stating this as well. As other countries get rid of foreign nationals that commit crimes.
Have much stricter penalties for crimes, cause someone to lose their livelihood and you have to support them and their family for the rest of their lives.
Make it illegal for pensions to be gambled with, any CEO whose company loses the workers pension has to give back twice the amount out of their own pocket. |
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By *exybabyMan
over a year ago
Canterbury....ish |
"several actually
out of eu
out of human rights
end foreign aid unless national disaster only
no one can get british passport until 15 years or marrying for 5 years with being a worker with no handouts or housing paid for by tax payer.
increase national wage
police forces have less paperwork and more tougher sentencing and rights to arrest people without fear or being prosecuted.
increase military spending but cap max wage to 75k, same with nhs
deport anyone who has committed crimes if not british and banned for life
companys are forced to train british people to higher levels in the company
every road is to be relaid completely with proper materials
nhs is only free for british citizens
rebuild relationships with usa asia and our commonwealth.
anyone caught in the country illegally immediately deported and banned for life.
benefits are limited to vouchers for certain stores, and job seekers after 1year are now required to work cleaning community or other jobs locally, if they do not do the job benefits removed from them
increase motorway speed limit to 90 for cars and motorbikes.
forcing britain to import less and make for our self. supporting british jobs
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You forgot to 'out law' direct debits....ban them permanently..... |
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