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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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In tv adverts the females are all slim, attractive and intelligent but the reality in Britain is very different. UK women are the most overweight in Europe. Are males in this country being lied to? Should tv adverts reflect real UK women? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And males are of course hopeless cretins who couldn't change a lightbulb, there's never a 'man of the house' portrayed in any adverts, any attempt at DIY will inevitably end in disaster, which of course the company being advertised can fix.
This of course, is constantly overlooked. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh, ripped, tanned young men being coerced into taking their tops off by women wanting to ogle them is of course not sexist or belittling to males at all - if a woman were shown in the same way, the uproar would be deafening. |
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"In tv adverts the females are all slim, attractive and intelligent but the reality in Britain is very different. UK women are the most overweight in Europe. Are males in this country being lied to? Should tv adverts reflect real UK women? "
You sure you're not watching merekats ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And we men are slim, athletic, with HUGE cocks and last for hours..
  
And can breathe through your ears.
OP, I'm fat. I see skinny women everywhere - you just need to open your eyes!! "
my lady. You are not fat. You are curvy. And unfortunately bit far away from me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In tv adverts the females are all slim, attractive and intelligent but the reality in Britain is very different. UK women are the most overweight in Europe. Are males in this country being lied to? Should tv adverts reflect real UK women? "
It's TV, just switch it off and get out in the big wide world. |
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"In tv adverts the females are all slim, attractive and intelligent but the reality in Britain is very different. UK women are the most overweight in Europe. Are males in this country being lied to? Should tv adverts reflect real UK women? "
British men who believe the adverts? Whose fault is that if you believe the hype? Is it only men who watch the adverts these days, whilst women are out at work? |
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"In tv adverts the females are all slim, attractive and intelligent but the reality in Britain is very different. UK women are the most overweight in Europe. Are males in this country being lied to? Should tv adverts reflect real UK women? "
Adverts don't reflect reality. I thought everyone knew that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In tv adverts the females are all slim, attractive and intelligent but the reality in Britain is very different. UK women are the most overweight in Europe. Are males in this country being lied to? Should tv adverts reflect real UK women?
It's TV, just switch it off and get out in the big wide world. "
The same big wide world so full of people influenced by these adverts. |
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Don't get me started on how disappointed my postman doesn't look like David Beckham, the dustman like Channing Tatum or the train guards like Gerard Butler 
I'm penning my letter of disgust to Ofcom now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Or the deodorant adverts where everyone moves around with their arms fully extended above their heads like antennae, waving their armpits in people's faces. Whenever I do that people treat me like I'm mental. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't know if you know, but adverts are to try and sell products. They aren't there to reflect British life?
I'm really lost on this one. Do people really believe adverts? Is it like when people think soap operas are real and hassle the characters in the street for "what they did to that poor Eileen on Wednesday"? |
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"Or the deodorant adverts where everyone moves around with their arms fully extended above their heads like antennae, waving their armpits in people's faces. Whenever I do that people treat me like I'm mental."
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"And we men are slim, athletic, with HUGE cocks and last for hours..
And can breathe through your ears.
OP, I'm fat. I see skinny women everywhere - you just need to open your eyes!! "
If you're fat Juniper then i'm an aubergine x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For ever plug there is a socket for every person there is a partner for every sandwich there is a filling and so on my point is don't worry about it and concentrate on findin the right socket for you who can make a decent sandwich
Also there's fucking shit loads of smokinghot women around and I mean loads venture out more rather than looking at tv and Internet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In tv adverts the females are all slim, attractive and intelligent but the reality in Britain is very different. UK women are the most overweight in Europe. Are males in this country being lied to? Should tv adverts reflect real UK women?
British men who believe the adverts? Whose fault is that if you believe the hype? Is it only men who watch the adverts these days, whilst women are out at work?"
Women don't have jobs, they iron and watch daytime tv. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And we men are slim, athletic, with HUGE cocks and last for hours..
And can breathe through your ears.
OP, I'm fat. I see skinny women everywhere - you just need to open your eyes!!
If you're fat Juniper then i'm an aubergine x "
shit.. I forgot to do the lunch shopping. I do need aubergines today.
thank you for reminding me  |
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"In tv adverts the females are all slim, attractive and intelligent but the reality in Britain is very different. UK women are the most overweight in Europe. Are males in this country being lied to? Should tv adverts reflect real UK women? "
You are influenced by TV adverts? Really? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Or the deodorant adverts where everyone moves around with their arms fully extended above their heads like antennae, waving their armpits in people's faces. Whenever I do that people treat me like I'm mental."
No re do the show what deodorant bottles also get used for lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You lot do know that the majority of people working in advertising or in the businesses commissioning the ads are men right? Right?
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60% of advertising managers in the UK are women though, according to businessinsider. |
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"In tv adverts the females are all slim, attractive and intelligent but the reality in Britain is very different. UK women are the most overweight in Europe. Are males in this country being lied to? Should tv adverts reflect real UK women? "
No |
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"In tv adverts the females are all slim, attractive and intelligent but the reality in Britain is very different. UK women are the most overweight in Europe. Are males in this country being lied to? Should tv adverts reflect real UK women? "
You may think you're onto something there OP, but a couple of years ago, when Carling tried their pitch:
"Carling, 'cos after 6 pints, even that fat lass in the corner will look do-able, and you know you're desperate, so go on, have a couple more..." apparently they got slated and dropped it before most people even saw the advert.
It's a harsh world, advertising...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You lot do know that the majority of people working in advertising or in the businesses commissioning the ads are men right? Right?
60% of advertising managers in the UK are women though, according to businessinsider. "
So many bitches in that industry. |
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"In tv adverts the females are all slim, attractive and intelligent but the reality in Britain is very different. UK women are the most overweight in Europe. Are males in this country being lied to? Should tv adverts reflect real UK women? "
because all the men in adverts are the realistic dad bod, overweight, balding truth of the matter?
yeah, thought not
Also, are the men of Britain too stupid to use their own eyes when walking round matalan or do they walk around holing advertising pictures up so as not to be confronted with the horror of the real world? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh, ripped, tanned young men being coerced into taking their tops off by women wanting to ogle them is of course not sexist or belittling to males at all - if a woman were shown in the same way, the uproar would be deafening."
What do you mean IF . It was the other way around for years. Now a bit more balanced and as usual some men can't handle it.
As for OPs obviously provocative statement I prefer seeing people of all sizes in the media.
Next..... |
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"Don't get me started on how disappointed my postman doesn't look like David Beckham, the dustman like Channing Tatum or the train guards like Gerard Butler
I'm penning my letter of disgust to Ofcom now!"
Mrs Surrey sacked our window cleaner as he wasn't tanned and 'ripped' and had not just spilt a can of pop across his bronzed torso..
just can't get the staff nowadays.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love these contentious threads where the OP never returns yet everyone continues to comment "
I like to think he sits by a fire, cackling maniacally as everyone get heated. |
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The same people that believe the adverts probably also believe that the ONLY way is Essex, and that the "Real Housewives" are a portrayal of real housewives.
One only has to venture outdoors into the actual world to know it's not real. I credit most of the human race with some intelligence  |
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"Or the deodorant adverts where everyone moves around with their arms fully extended above their heads like antennae, waving their armpits in people's faces. Whenever I do that people treat me like I'm mental."
Lol, yeah they pis me off, I can never get my armpits that smooth, I'm being lied too!!!! |
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My fave m mis-representative adds are the online bingo ones which show gorgeous, adventurous, fun loving women running around having fun with their beautiful friends.
And somehow this sells bingo to women sitting at home on their own in a onesie watching Jerremy Kyle and eating lard sandwhiches. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My fave m mis-representative adds are the online bingo ones which show gorgeous, adventurous, fun loving women running around having fun with their beautiful friends.
And somehow this sells bingo to women sitting at home on their own in a onesie watching Jerremy Kyle and eating lard sandwhiches. "
Who the fuck eats lard sarnies  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"My fave m mis-representative adds are the online bingo ones which show gorgeous, adventurous, fun loving women running around having fun with their beautiful friends.
And somehow this sells bingo to women sitting at home on their own in a onesie watching Jerremy Kyle and eating lard sandwhiches.
Who the fuck eats lard sarnies "
My dad eats dripping sandwiches. Close enough |
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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago
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One would think in this techno age that someone would invent a device that mutes the telly when ads appear.
There was a fillum with Tom Cruise where ads would appear holographically and identify the person as they walked along a street, that will probably happen. If you click on stuff your interweb knows it and relevant pop-ups appear so we're halfway there.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My fave m mis-representative adds are the online bingo ones which show gorgeous, adventurous, fun loving women running around having fun with their beautiful friends.
And somehow this sells bingo to women sitting at home on their own in a onesie watching Jerremy Kyle and eating lard sandwhiches.
Who the fuck eats lard sarnies
My dad eats dripping sandwiches. Close enough "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In tv adverts the females are all slim, attractive and intelligent but the reality in Britain is very different. UK women are the most overweight in Europe. Are males in this country being lied to? Should tv adverts reflect real UK women?
Don't recall many TV adds reflecting real men either, even the jacamo adverts now have buff men on them
Plus who decides what the outside world looks like based on a advert, if you think all women are slim because that's what's on telly quite frankly your a twat who need to get out more "
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"Popcorn anyone.
I've grabbed mine - shame it'll make me fatter!!
Only if its sweet...
Try the sweet and salted mix one from Tesco. It's looovely."
I like that one too....
Slightly less fattening than Butterkist Toffee popcorn! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I kind of miss the Milky Bar kid adverts.
And the old Captain Birds EYe who looked like grandad from Only Fools and Horses.
Is Bernard Matthews still alive?"
No he fell into his Turkey Twizzler machine |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My fave m mis-representative adds are the online bingo ones which show gorgeous, adventurous, fun loving women running around having fun with their beautiful friends.
And somehow this sells bingo to women sitting at home on their own in a onesie watching Jerremy Kyle and eating lard sandwhiches.
Who the fuck eats lard sarnies "
We used to as kids.
We'd get bread and wipe the frying pan clean.
Lovely.
My little brother had a heart attack at 8 though so this practice was soon finished. |
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"I kind of miss the Milky Bar kid adverts.
And the old Captain Birds EYe who looked like grandad from Only Fools and Horses.
Is Bernard Matthews still alive?"
Is he the turkey guy or the comedian?
I always get them mixed up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One would think in this techno age that someone would invent a device that mutes the telly when ads appear.
There was a fillum with Tom Cruise where ads would appear holographically and identify the person as they walked along a street, that will probably happen. If you click on stuff your interweb knows it and relevant pop-ups appear so we're halfway there.
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My phone has started pushing adverts to me based on my location.
If I am in one place for a couple of minutes I get adverts from all the nearby places. It's driving me mental. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Should tv adverts reflect real UK women? "
So again we see slim women as not being 'real'. My wife is slim, I enjoy her body greatly. I also find curvy women attractive. All women are real. |
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"I kind of miss the Milky Bar kid adverts.
And the old Captain Birds EYe who looked like grandad from Only Fools and Horses.
Is Bernard Matthews still alive?
Is he the turkey guy or the comedian?
I always get them mixed up "
The 'turkey' guy.
The comedian(ahem)guy was Bernard Manning. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I kind of miss the Milky Bar kid adverts.
And the old Captain Birds EYe who looked like grandad from Only Fools and Horses.
Is Bernard Matthews still alive?"
He died in 2010. He was covered in breadcrumbs before being cremated. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Either TV has influence or it doesn't?.... You can't have it both ways.
If it does then this guy is clearly being lied to and you should all stop slagging him off!.
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If it doesn't, then you really should stop fucking moaning about racist 70s TV shows having a bad influence! |
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"I kind of miss the Milky Bar kid adverts.
And the old Captain Birds EYe who looked like grandad from Only Fools and Horses.
Is Bernard Matthews still alive?
Is he the turkey guy or the comedian?
I always get them mixed up
The 'turkey' guy.
The comedian(ahem)guy was Bernard Manning."
Thank you for clearing that up
I don't know the answer to your question though |
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"Either TV has influence or it doesn't?.... You can't have it both ways.
If it does then this guy is clearly being lied to and you should all stop slagging him off!.
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If it doesn't, then you really should stop fucking moaning about racist 70s TV shows having a bad influence!"
of course TV has an influence, that is why so many people have body dysmorphia because they are not body beautiful but that isnt what the OP was asking, he is asking are you being lied to because the women on tv do not equate to the women in your local tescos? |
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"Either TV has influence or it doesn't?.... You can't have it both ways.
If it does then this guy is clearly being lied to and you should all stop slagging him off!.
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If it doesn't, then you really should stop fucking moaning about racist 70s TV shows having a bad influence!"
he doesn't have a point, he has a history of having a go at women and this is just another one of his poor attempts to start people digging out larger ladies..
if he is serious he is seriously deluded.. |
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"I kind of miss the Milky Bar kid adverts.
And the old Captain Birds EYe who looked like grandad from Only Fools and Horses.
Is Bernard Matthews still alive?
Is he the turkey guy or the comedian?
I always get them mixed up
The 'turkey' guy.
The comedian(ahem)guy was Bernard Manning.
Thank you for clearing that up
I don't know the answer to your question though "
Damn. Can you Google it for me? I know I could myself, but where would the fun in that be..?
Me? Lazy arse..? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Either TV has influence or it doesn't?.... You can't have it both ways.
If it does then this guy is clearly being lied to and you should all stop slagging him off!.
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If it doesn't, then you really should stop fucking moaning about racist 70s TV shows having a bad influence!"
TV ads aren't documentaries you know
They may influence people but they are not intended for people to take everything on them as factual
Take the galaxy advert I don't think the makers are suggesting women get off buses and into cars with total strangers just because she does on the add
Common sense is needed too and common sence tells you real world and telly world isnt one of the same |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I love these contentious threads where the OP never returns yet everyone continues to comment
I like to think he sits by a fire, cackling maniacally as everyone get heated."
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"I kind of miss the Milky Bar kid adverts.
And the old Captain Birds EYe who looked like grandad from Only Fools and Horses.
Is Bernard Matthews still alive?
Is he the turkey guy or the comedian?
I always get them mixed up
The 'turkey' guy.
The comedian(ahem)guy was Bernard Manning.
Thank you for clearing that up
I don't know the answer to your question though
Damn. Can you Google it for me? I know I could myself, but where would the fun in that be..?
Me? Lazy arse..?"
Only cos I'm feeling generous!
He's dead. Sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Coca cola is the most recognisable brand in the world, it's estimated that 8 out of 10 people in the world could recognise it and what the product is.
They still spend hundreds of billions on tv commercials.
Either there just throwing money away Willy nilly or they know it has a defining effect on the subconscious |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And we men are slim, athletic, with HUGE cocks and last for hours..
And can breathe through your ears.
OP, I'm fat. I see skinny women everywhere - you just need to open your eyes!!
If you're fat Juniper then i'm an aubergine x "
I quite like aubergines - lovely colour! X |
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"I kind of miss the Milky Bar kid adverts.
And the old Captain Birds EYe who looked like grandad from Only Fools and Horses.
Is Bernard Matthews still alive?
Is he the turkey guy or the comedian?
I always get them mixed up
The 'turkey' guy.
The comedian(ahem)guy was Bernard Manning."
That just gave me a mental picture of Bernard Manning trying to flog a "bootiful" turkey, and Bernard Mathews saying "fuck off you fat bastard"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love these contentious threads where the OP never returns yet everyone continues to comment
I like to think he sits by a fire, cackling maniacally as everyone get heated.
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People are forced to post.
The Eternally Offended do anyway... |
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"I kind of miss the Milky Bar kid adverts.
And the old Captain Birds EYe who looked like grandad from Only Fools and Horses.
Is Bernard Matthews still alive?
Is he the turkey guy or the comedian?
I always get them mixed up
The 'turkey' guy.
The comedian(ahem)guy was Bernard Manning.
That just gave me a mental picture of Bernard Manning trying to flog a "bootiful" turkey, and Bernard Mathews saying "fuck off you fat bastard"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I kind of miss the Milky Bar kid adverts.
And the old Captain Birds EYe who looked like grandad from Only Fools and Horses.
Is Bernard Matthews still alive?
He died in 2010. He was covered in breadcrumbs before being cremated. "
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"I kind of miss the Milky Bar kid adverts.
And the old Captain Birds EYe who looked like grandad from Only Fools and Horses.
Is Bernard Matthews still alive?
No he fell into his Turkey Twizzler machine "
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"Coca cola is the most recognisable brand in the world, it's estimated that 8 out of 10 people in the world could recognise it and what the product is.
They still spend hundreds of billions on tv commercials.
Either there just throwing money away Willy nilly or they know it has a defining effect on the subconscious"
it might just be me but i really fail to see the relevance of any of your posts on here.
no one is saying that adverts and TV have no influence on buying power of people, there wouldn't be a mutli billion pound industry based on it if there wasnt....the point of the OP was are you being lied to because all the models used are beautiful slim women, not fat heffers like most of the population?
Adverts for tell you its the most amazing drink in the world but we all know that isnt true (cos its pepsi max ), adverts for tampons tell you you can go zip lining in the rain forest when you are on your period but i have yet to find the tickets to do so as i reach for the bathroom cabinet each month. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah lets have a couple of Geordie fat lasses in an Advert for Greggs pasties being oggled by gym fit men dying to have a bite of them . "
That made my cunt twitch xxx |
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"Coca cola is the most recognisable brand in the world, it's estimated that 8 out of 10 people in the world could recognise it and what the product is.
They still spend hundreds of billions on tv commercials.
Either there just throwing money away Willy nilly or they know it has a defining effect on the subconscious"
Don't get me started on Coca Cola ads... Sat under a tree with my can of 'real ', pulled the ring, listened to the escaping hiss, exited, getting ready for what comes next... Then nothing, absolutely diddly squat, zilch... Not one blooming hunk, (with his shirt on, let alone without) came running by, definitely no gardener, nope, nothing, not one bloody hunk in sight of any shape or form. Absolutely gutted, i can tell you, knew I should've gone with the Pepsi!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My fave m mis-representative adds are the online bingo ones which show gorgeous, adventurous, fun loving women running around having fun with their beautiful friends.
And somehow this sells bingo to women sitting at home on their own in a onesie watching Jerremy Kyle and eating lard sandwhiches.
Who the fuck eats lard sarnies
We used to as kids.
We'd get bread and wipe the frying pan clean.
Lovely.
My little brother had a heart attack at 8 though so this practice was soon finished. "
I remember my mum eating 'sugar butties'! White bread, marge - dipped in sugar! Truly revolting - but she's never been overweight! X |
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"Coca cola is the most recognisable brand in the world, it's estimated that 8 out of 10 people in the world could recognise it and what the product is.
They still spend hundreds of billions on tv commercials.
Either there just throwing money away Willy nilly or they know it has a defining effect on the subconscious"
Interestingly Coke are moving with the times:
50 years ago their bottles were shaped to mimic the 'perfect' curves of an 'ideal' woman.
Today in Iceland I saw a 3 litre bottle that definitely looked clinically obese
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"Hold on, let me get a cuppa, I need to settle in for this one
I'll get the biscuits this could be good
I'll join you and bring the cake "
Cake I can do!!! I have a few kilos of it left in my kitchen  |
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"Popcorn anyone.
I've grabbed mine - shame it'll make me fatter!!
Only if its sweet...
Try the sweet and salted mix one from Tesco. It's looovely.
I like that one too....
Slightly less fattening than Butterkist Toffee popcorn! "
Have you tried salted caramel? It's divine!!
JG x |
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"In tv adverts the females are all slim, attractive and intelligent but the reality in Britain is very different. UK women are the most overweight in Europe. Are males in this country being lied to? Should tv adverts reflect real UK women? "
Turn off your TV set & try living in reality instead! |
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"In tv adverts the females are all slim, attractive and intelligent but the reality in Britain is very different. UK women are the most overweight in Europe. Are males in this country being lied to? Should tv adverts reflect real UK women? "
I don't think I'm gonna use that as a chat up line. But thanks x
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"In tv adverts the females are all slim, attractive and intelligent but the reality in Britain is very different. UK women are the most overweight in Europe. Are males in this country being lied to? Should tv adverts reflect real UK women? "
did you ever see the shake n vac adverts?
or the OXO ones...not a slim attractive woman to be seen in either.... |
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"In tv adverts the females are all slim, attractive and intelligent but the reality in Britain is very different. UK women are the most overweight in Europe. Are males in this country being lied to? Should tv adverts reflect real UK women?
did you ever see the shake n vac adverts?
or the OXO ones...not a slim attractive woman to be seen in either.... "
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"Are you saying that British men are too stupid to distinguish between reality and the advertising world? "
Are you saying that, faced with a picture of a scantily-clad, attractive, young woman, a man might be able to hold a rational, sensible thought process? I'm sorry to disappoint, but there isn't enough blood available to successfully work both ends at the same time....
(Or is that just me?) |
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"In tv adverts the females are all slim, attractive and intelligent but the reality in Britain is very different. UK women are the most overweight in Europe. Are males in this country being lied to? Should tv adverts reflect real UK women?
did you ever see the shake n vac adverts?
or the OXO ones...not a slim attractive woman to be seen in either.... "
but definitely real.... |
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"Coca cola is the most recognisable brand in the world, it's estimated that 8 out of 10 people in the world could recognise it and what the product is.
They still spend hundreds of billions on tv commercials.
Either there just throwing money away Willy nilly or they know it has a defining effect on the subconscious
Interestingly Coke are moving with the times:
50 years ago their bottles were shaped to mimic the 'perfect' curves of an 'ideal' woman.
Today in Iceland I saw a 3 litre bottle that definitely looked clinically obese
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"And we men are slim, athletic, with HUGE cocks and last for hours..
And can breathe through your ears.
OP, I'm fat. I see skinny women everywhere - you just need to open your eyes!!
If you're fat Juniper then i'm an aubergine x
shit.. I forgot to do the lunch shopping. I do need aubergines today.
thank you for reminding me "
You're very welcome |
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"In tv adverts the females are all slim, attractive and intelligent but the reality in Britain is very different. UK women are the most overweight in Europe. Are males in this country being lied to? Should tv adverts reflect real UK women?
You sure you're not watching merekats ?"
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"Would you rather see Waynetta slob licking Wayne's face in an ad for Givenchy for men? "
You know that Wayne and Waynetta aren't real don't you.
You've obviously been swayed by the advertising spiel..... |
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"The plus side of these threads identify those who can hardly hold their contempt for 'fatties' so you know to stay away from them. Win win "
To be fair of they have contempt for fatties I'm not sure they would cause much bother for them to stay away from |
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"The plus side of these threads identify those who can hardly hold their contempt for 'fatties' so you know to stay away from them. Win win "
i'm not fat and i don't even wanna... |
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"In tv adverts the females are all slim, attractive and intelligent but the reality in Britain is very different. UK women are the most overweight in Europe. Are males in this country being lied to? Should tv adverts reflect real UK women? "
You must have been one disappointed child when wee robotic aliens didn't serve you mashed potatoes |
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"In tv adverts the females are all slim, attractive and intelligent but the reality in Britain is very different. UK women are the most overweight in Europe. Are males in this country being lied to? Should tv adverts reflect real UK women?
You must have been one disappointed child when wee robotic aliens didn't serve you mashed potatoes "
This makes me feel old. |
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"In tv adverts the females are all slim, attractive and intelligent but the reality in Britain is very different. UK women are the most overweight in Europe. Are males in this country being lied to? Should tv adverts reflect real UK women?
You must have been one disappointed child when wee robotic aliens didn't serve you mashed potatoes "
To be honest I'm more disappointed when I go for a meet and she won't shake and vac for me. |
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Yes, British men are so gullible
Because they all have their sky remote in their hands, six packs out, gym memberships full of stars and think about the women next to them
Who have had their babieS, fed them for 6 months so their boobs have done intended job and are often a bit less perky... And think? I wish I was married to Katie price/whatever shore actress full of Botox by 25....
Good luck to them!! |
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