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Ok. I know it's a big ask.
You're not natural Chelsea supporters.
But you ARE British.
You understand the underdog, the lump in the throat when he pulls it off against all the odds. You understand that little, near-imperceptible quiver to your stiff upper-lip, that little speck of dust in the corner of your eye.
You know all that because it is in your blood, the blood of Boudica.
So come on; come stand beside me; cheer on the Blues to a decisive victory today, and help my team play their own small part in this season's fairytale.
Come on Chelsea!
Mr ddc
* Spurs fans are exempt, obvs
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blue is the colour
Football is the game
We're all together
And winning is our aim
So cheer us on through sun and rain
Because Chelsea, chelsea is our name |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
Being that I live near Leicester and support Utd, today will be the only time that anybody will hear me cheer Chelsea on.... Although I'll be doing it in the comfort of my home.... So actually... No one will hear me  |
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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago
North London / Herts |
The irony of a Chelsea fan using "British" and "Under dog" as rallying calls. Brilliant, just brilliant! 
Whatever the result of this seasons premier league (it will be Leicester) it's been a cracker as the two best teams have been so exciting and with lots of British talent.
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
as an arsenal fan, in the last couple of weekends i have to hold my nose and root for the following teams...
man united, west ham, liverpool, man city,stoke (which really did hurt) west brom,
but heck.... why not chelsea.... and if not... they will play the under 12's on the last day of the season or i will have to root for newcastle!!!!  |
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"as an arsenal fan, in the last couple of weekends i have to hold my nose and root for the following teams...
man united, west ham, liverpool, man city,stoke (which really did hurt) west brom,
but heck.... why not chelsea.... and if not... they will play the under 12's on the last day of the season or i will have to root for newcastle!!!! "
I mentioned this in another thread. If this season goes down to the last game I wouldn't be surprised if they tried playing Edin Hazard in goal |
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"and if not... they will play the under 12's on the last day of the season or i will have to root for newcastle!!!! "
If it comes down to the last match, I'd be happy for Chelsea to field 10 ball-boys and a one-armed dwarf in a wheelchair in goal.
But somehow I think it'll be sweeter to watch Leicester thread two clear goals past a full-strength Chelsea.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yay, I support the multinational corporate entity whose headquarters is slightly nearer my house! "
Multinational? Which other countries do Preston North End operate in? |
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over a year ago
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"Yay, I support the multinational corporate entity whose headquarters is slightly nearer my house!
Multinational? Which other countries do Preston North End operate in? "
That's my point, PNE are still a football club not an offshore-owned leisurewear and cross-platform media corporation. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on Tottenham 
I can see I'll be using this emoji a lot today:
Really Miss I, you of all people should understand about an underdog football team...
{ducks}"
I don't know what you mean |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't we just Tarmac the pitch and race some cars or bikes round it instead of this bag of wind kicking nonsense?  "
The only good this about poofball is that the balls are no longer leather so there is more to be used in the construction of clothing for those sportsmen (and women) who actually have balls. |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"Yay, I support the multinational corporate entity whose headquarters is slightly nearer my house!
Multinational? Which other countries do Preston North End operate in?
That's my point, PNE are still a football club not an offshore-owned leisurewear and cross-platform media corporation. "
you do know you have a multinational corporation on your shirts as a sponsor don't you......... |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"I can't bring myself to want either to win. So in the interest of remianing neutral I hope the stadium blows up killing everyone of the ***** inside "
my normal answer to the question "who do you want to win a chelsea vs spurs game?" was Al-Quida
but i happy take a 21 man brawl having to have the match abandoned and points deducted from both...... |
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"as an arsenal fan, in the last couple of weekends i have to hold my nose and root for the following teams...
man united, west ham, liverpool, man city,stoke (which really did hurt) west brom,
but heck.... why not chelsea.... and if not... they will play the under 12's on the last day of the season or i will have to root for newcastle!!!! "
As a Wolves fan I had to take myself to a very dark place in order to cheer when West Brom equalised against Spurs. I hope I never have to do this again. But I love an underdog story and I dislike Spurs that much, so come on Chelsea! |
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"Bizarrely, I'll be cheering on Tottenham 
Just to make sure the league lasts a bit longer and it goes down to the final day, and adds to the excitement  "
Oh God, no, Duck, not the last day, you realise that's us again? And I just know we'll fuck it up: Chelsea just don't have enough British players to understand the concept of an underdog 
(I often wonder what language they use on the pitch, some form of Esperanto?)
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"Fuck me, 8pm kick off, I hadn't spotted that!
I'll never keep this thread live till then, so feel free to throw in some John Terry insults
C'mon the Blues!
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john terry and cesc fabregas will have been drilling into the chelsea players who don't have a clue what hating tottenham is about for the last 7 days!!!!
they will be like lions on a leash come kick off (thats why i got my game of thrones watching out the way early.... i expect to see spurs fans crying on my tv tonight!!!!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I dislike Chelsea , the spuds and Leicester.
The best scenario for me tonight is a narrow Chelsea win, then I can say the spuds lost the title instead of Leicester winning it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok. I know it's a big ask.
You're not natural Chelsea supporters.
But you ARE British.
You understand the underdog, the lump in the throat when he pulls it off against all the odds. You understand that little, near-imperceptible quiver to your stiff upper-lip, that little speck of dust in the corner of your eye.
You know all that because it is in your blood, the blood of Boudica.
So come on; come stand beside me; cheer on the Blues to a decisive victory today, and help my team play their own small part in this season's fairytale.
Come on Chelsea!
Mr ddc
* Spurs fans are exempt, obvs
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Even if chelski lose tonight and the title goes to the very last game, chelski will field the under 12s and lose to liecester rather than let spurs win.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck me, 8pm kick off, I hadn't spotted that!
I'll never keep this thread live till then, so feel free to throw in some John Terry insults
C'mon the Blues!
john terry and cesc fabregas will have been drilling into the chelsea players who don't have a clue what hating tottenham is about for the last 7 days!!!!
they will be like lions on a leash come kick off (thats why i got my game of thrones watching out the way early.... i expect to see spurs fans crying on my tv tonight!!!!) "
I watched the suds v WBA game in a bar in America.
When they we showing all the spud fans looking distraught at the end we were all giving out massive cheers.
The bar staff thought we were terribly cruel. |
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"Bizarrely, I'll be cheering on Tottenham
Just to make sure the league lasts a bit longer and it goes down to the final day, and adds to the excitement
Oh God, no, Duck, not the last day, you realise that's us again? And I just know we'll fuck it up: Chelsea just don't have enough British players to understand the concept of an underdog
(I often wonder what language they use on the pitch, some form of Esperanto?)
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I think universal sign language works very well |
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"Fuck me, 8pm kick off, I hadn't spotted that!
I'll never keep this thread live till then, so feel free to throw in some John Terry insults
C'mon the Blues!
john terry and cesc fabregas will have been drilling into the chelsea players who don't have a clue what hating tottenham is about for the last 7 days!!!!
they will be like lions on a leash come kick off (thats why i got my game of thrones watching out the way early.... i expect to see spurs fans crying on my tv tonight!!!!) "
The only thing John terry will be drilling is fabregas' Mrs. .. lol |
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The only thing John terry will be drilling is fabregas' Mrs. .. lol"
Isn't that now written into the contracts of all new signings?
I was quite disappointed to find Terry wasn't at least one of the celebrity threesome injunction people.
What was that famous song by errrr, 'someone':
"I guess that's why they call it the Blues!"
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By *mojeeCouple
over a year ago
Dunfermline |
"Ok. I know it's a big ask.
You're not natural Chelsea supporters.
But you ARE British.
You understand the underdog, the lump in the throat when he pulls it off against all the odds. You understand that little, near-imperceptible quiver to your stiff upper-lip, that little speck of dust in the corner of your eye.
You know all that because it is in your blood, the blood of Boudica.
So come on; come stand beside me; cheer on the Blues to a decisive victory today, and help my team play their own small part in this season's fairytale.
Come on Chelsea!
Mr ddc
* Spurs fans are exempt, obvs
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Errrrrr no!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blue is the colour
Football is the game
We're all together
And winning is our aim
So cheer us on through sun and rain
Because Chelsea, chelsea is our name "
Come on you blues!! Come on you blues!!!! |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
spurs haven't won at tottenham in 26 years (29 different games) .... and i think they will really miss dele alli tonight....
so i have a tenner on chelsea to win at 2-1.....
and to cover that one i also have a tenner on the draw at 3-1......
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"spurs haven't won at Chelsea in 26 years (29 different games) .... and i think they will really miss dele alli tonight....
so i have a tenner on chelsea to win at 2-1.....
and to cover that one i also have a tenner on the draw at 3-1......
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I've only ever bet against Chelsea, that way I'm happy either way.
I'm on Radio 5 live, via the internet, so probably a good five minutes behind real-time, this thread will probably be my fastest way of keeping up with the match
C'mon the Blues!! |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
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I've only ever bet against Chelsea, that way I'm happy either way.
I'm on Radio 5 live, via the internet, so probably a good five minutes behind real-time, this thread will probably be my fastest way of keeping up with the match
C'mon the Blues!!"
I am like you... i am not a fan of sky sport commentary.... so i actually am watching it on the internet via the NBC feed...... so i'll be a minute behind... |
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I've only ever bet against Chelsea, that way I'm happy either way.
I'm on Radio 5 live, via the internet, so probably a good five minutes behind real-time, this thread will probably be my fastest way of keeping up with the match
C'mon the Blues!!
I am like you... i am not a fan of sky sport commentary.... so i actually am watching it on the internet via the NBC feed...... so i'll be a minute behind... "
Thanks for the heads up, Fabio ... not a big Chelsea fame because of the way they treat their youth, Spurs though, a different story ... I am on a different agenda from everyone else, as per usual |
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"From a blues fan... we can do it!
Sigh... well at least I hope so 
Congrats Leicester, you deserve the PL top spot. "
They certainly do - although it's a qualified success; only +30 goal difference - the lowest ever for league champions; and the collapse of Chelsea's season and Man City's and Arsenal's indifferent seasons made it possible |
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By *mojeeCouple
over a year ago
Dunfermline |
"spurs haven't won at tottenham in 26 years (29 different games) .... and i think they will really miss dele alli tonight....
so i have a tenner on chelsea to win at 2-1.....
and to cover that one i also have a tenner on the draw at 3-1......
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That's one hell of a poor home record |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
spurs might win this... but they will end up losing players....
dembele will get a violent conduct charge for the rake of costa's eye....
walker may get one for kicking out at pedro....
rose is lucky not to have 2 yellow already..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok. I know it's a big ask.
You're not natural Chelsea supporters.
But you ARE British.
You understand the underdog, the lump in the throat when he pulls it off against all the odds. You understand that little, near-imperceptible quiver to your stiff upper-lip, that little speck of dust in the corner of your eye.
You know all that because it is in your blood, the blood of Boudica.
So come on; come stand beside me; cheer on the Blues to a decisive victory today, and help my team play their own small part in this season's fairytale.
Come on Chelsea!
Mr ddc
* Spurs fans are exempt, obvs
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football is over rated and over paid,
ive never been into games |
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"football is over rated and over paid,
ive never been into games"
Estimated 3.5 billion global fans of the game and it's their passion and demand that drive up wages of top players.
They won't miss you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Que??? Your Ideal Date offends you? Or are you referring to someone else's post???"
You either called me a yid or said my ideal date was a yid.
Either way it's unacceptable |
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"Que??? Your Ideal Date offends you? Or are you referring to someone else's post???
You either called me a yid or said my ideal date was a yid.
Either way it's unacceptable "
Errr, you might need English lessons. Go through it again nice and carefully. |
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"Que??? Your Ideal Date offends you? Or are you referring to someone else's post???
You either called me a yid or said my ideal date was a yid.
Either way it's unacceptable
Errr, you might need English lessons. Go through it again nice and carefully."
You wrote.
"You're ideal date - Yid "
How else am I to interpret this ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"History about to happen!! Buzzing for Leicester. "
shame id rather Leicester won it on the pitch n spurs won tonight.
but well done Leicester,,its brilliant |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Que??? Your Ideal Date offends you? Or are you referring to someone else's post???
You either called me a yid or said my ideal date was a yid.
Either way it's unacceptable
Errr, you might need English lessons. Go through it again nice and carefully.
You wrote.
"You're ideal date - Yid "
How else am I to interpret this ?"
You = Y
Ideal = I
Date = D |
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"History about to happen!! Buzzing for Leicester.
shame id rather Leicester won it on the pitch n spurs won tonight.
but well done Leicester,,its brilliant"
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"I was offering you a more palatable and humorous angle on what *** might mean since you asked "what's that all about?"
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But surely its not 'ok' to be humorous at all about such language..?
its offensive..
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"Que??? Your Ideal Date offends you? Or are you referring to someone else's post???
You either called me a yid or said my ideal date was a yid.
Either way it's unacceptable
Errr, you might need English lessons. Go through it again nice and carefully.
You wrote.
"You're ideal date - Yid "
How else am I to interpret this ?
You = Y
Ideal = I
Date = D"
I'm lost. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Leicester did win it on the pitch, its not about one game, its over the season.
Blue is the colour, football is the game."
But it is nice to see the spuds lose it. |
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Don't support any Premier league team and glad Leicester are going to win the league but if I was a Chelsea fan I would be absolutely fucking disgusted with the players that they can put so much effort in tonight and couldn't be arsed doing it all season. Mourhinio must know now these players must have fucking hated him |
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"All i can hear is car hooters being beeped im going to go for a walk i can just hear singing now
Love the new location. "
i did it pretty quick. There on the high street like the world cup as been won. Will have to watch for the junior children going to school tomorrow all the junior schools went in blue on friday |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"All i can hear is car hooters being beeped im going to go for a walk i can just hear singing now
Love the new location. i did it pretty quick. There on the high street like the world cup as been won. Will have to watch for the junior children going to school tomorrow all the junior schools went in blue on friday"
My daughter posted the live feed and they're dancing on the streets. |
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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago
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Well done Leicester!
All the Spurs haters posting above talking about bad losers... I happen to think Tottenham made a great contribution to this season's premier league. They were fun to watch and kept up the entertaining fight longer than some pricier squads. You can't stop the haters though, not least on the fab forums, jealousy runs deep .
Have a great party in Leicester.
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God I really thought I'd jinxed it with this thread when we were 2-0 down, but well done Chelsea, you delivered.
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Leicester, you deserve every moment of your glory, a true fairytale story, I couldn't be happier, and glad we were able to play a very minor part.
Tomorrow I'm off to eat a Dickinson and Morris Pork Pie to celebrate
Well Done Leicester  |
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"Well done Leicester what a great story. Unfortunately now we have to witness Gary Lineker presenting MOTD in his pants..... "
I'm looking forward to that |
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"Well done Leicester!
They were in the relegation battle last season and now they are champions.
What a team, what a season! Awesome "
That was the statistic that made me "wow":
Xmas 2014, bottom of table, relagation near-certainty
Xmas 2015, top of table, the dream a distinct possibility... |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Well done Leicester what a great story. Unfortunately now we have to witness Gary Lineker presenting MOTD in his pants.....
I'm looking forward to that "
he's just said on MoTD that he's going to do it. |
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Okay, 3% battery left, a little over two hours before kick-off, it might not make much difference to the final standings in the Premiership, but look, this thread has only a dozen or so posts to go, so come and cheer for one side or the other!
(And ffs keep it clean, I can't afford to lose any more posts to the mods  )
(For clarification ' ' is for any naughtiness, not the mods, they get '  ', obvs
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"Okay, 3% battery left, a little over two hours before kick-off, it might not make much difference to the final standings in the Premiership, but look, this thread has only a dozen or so posts to go, so come and cheer for one side or the other!
(And ffs keep it clean, I can't afford to lose any more posts to the mods )
(For clarification ' ' is for any naughtiness, not the mods, they get ' ', obvs
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"C'mon you Blues"
There. That can't be contentious, surely?
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