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50+ people DO have it made

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Spoof thread with a light hearted tone. What are the advantages of being over 50?

I'll start.

Saga welcomes you to cheaper car insurance and painting holidays.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'm old enough to be my authentic self and not worry about what anyone else thinks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

saga havent got the message im over 50 yet - never had anything off them (watch this space now ive sadi that )

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

My hearing loss means I can cheerfully ignore most of the inane comments I hear and when my sight finally fails I won't have to read most of this shit

There - I'd hate to be negative in any way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They don't have to bother having showers every day. No amount of scrubbing gets rid of the 'old lady' smell.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My hearing loss means I can cheerfully ignore most of the inane comments I hear and when my sight finally fails I won't have to read most of this shit

There - I'd hate to be negative in any way."

Its not like you to be negative

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

You can address almost all males as "young man"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People stand up for you on the bus.

Young men want to seduce you.

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