FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Putting the other person off their game!
Putting the other person off their game!
Jump to: Newest in thread
Here's a fun game.. lately we've been coming up with stupid stuff to put the other half off in the throes of action.. so the other night I was masturbating and riiiight near the end the hub in a mock Thor voice blurts out "I'm having a visionnn" ...Needless to say this put me right off my stride... booted him out the bed and finished off. Afterward it was hilariously funny though. I plan on getting him back with "let me sing you the song of my people" just as he's cumming lol!
So the question is what would you say that's daft and random to throw the other half off their game for a laugh.. the more random the better.. let's see what you got  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Can't remember who it was but I was creased at a stand up comic on tv a while ago who told a story about getting tongue tied in the throes of pleasure and ended up shouting 'Tell me.....tell me......tell me where your mother lives.....!'  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"One of my favourite ideas is shouting "troll, in the dungeon!" and fainting just as your lover enters you.
Yes it's a slightly geeky reference.  "
Damn it, she's tall, pretty, kinky AND geeky, and she lives bloody miles away. It's a conspiracy, I tells ya. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"One of my favourite ideas is shouting "troll, in the dungeon!" and fainting just as your lover enters you.
Yes it's a slightly geeky reference. "
Nowt wrong with a bit of Harry Potter role play  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"One of my favourite ideas is shouting "troll, in the dungeon!" and fainting just as your lover enters you.
Yes it's a slightly geeky reference.
Nowt wrong with a bit of Harry Potter role play "
Just don't let your wand cast the confringo charm in my chamber of secrets without casting the protego charm first  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I'm notorious for doing this. My husband hates it!
There was a phase where both of us would say "IKEA, that's good!" (Chandler from Friends quote) and we'd both laugh and have to stop.
Mostly I tend to make jokes from random references that day that are incredibly funny at the time but don't work telling secondhand.
I have trained myself to try not to make jokes during sex now. I have to bite my tongue and try not to laugh and hope he doesn't notice a lot of the time.
I'm a bad girl.
The main reason my husband loans me out to other guys is so they can experience it too and I'm not just doing it to him! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I'm notorious for doing this. My husband hates it!
There was a phase where both of us would say "IKEA, that's good!" (Chandler from Friends quote) and we'd both laugh and have to stop.
Mostly I tend to make jokes from random references that day that are incredibly funny at the time but don't work telling secondhand.
I have trained myself to try not to make jokes during sex now. I have to bite my tongue and try not to laugh and hope he doesn't notice a lot of the time.
I'm a bad girl.
The main reason my husband loans me out to other guys is so they can experience it too and I'm not just doing it to him!"
I'm the same. I can't take sex seriously.
Mrs |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"One of my favourite ideas is shouting "troll, in the dungeon!" and fainting just as your lover enters you.
Yes it's a slightly geeky reference.
Being a geek is sexy
Mrs "
For girls, maybe. Us geeky boys tend to get passed over for the muscly dudes. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Oh, and after particularly intense or multiple orgasms I go into hysterical fits of laughter. One of the first times I had sex with my last ex I had my first internal orgasm during actual intercourse I ended up rolling round on his bed trying to reassure him that I wasn't actually laughing at him. Another time he kept losing his stroke cos I couldn't stop giggling |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Oh, and after particularly intense or multiple orgasms I go into hysterical fits of laughter. One of the first times I had sex with my last ex I had my first internal orgasm during actual intercourse I ended up rolling round on his bed trying to reassure him that I wasn't actually laughing at him. Another time he kept losing his stroke cos I couldn't stop giggling "
That would actually be oddly comforting - when you laughed at my body/performance I could tell myself it was because you were cumming your brains out |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Oh, and after particularly intense or multiple orgasms I go into hysterical fits of laughter. One of the first times I had sex with my last ex I had my first internal orgasm during actual intercourse I ended up rolling round on his bed trying to reassure him that I wasn't actually laughing at him. Another time he kept losing his stroke cos I couldn't stop giggling
That would actually be oddly comforting - when you laughed at my body/performance I could tell myself it was because you were cumming your brains out "
I like your mindset!
And your boxers. I actually have Soft Kitty knickers. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Oh, and after particularly intense or multiple orgasms I go into hysterical fits of laughter. One of the first times I had sex with my last ex I had my first internal orgasm during actual intercourse I ended up rolling round on his bed trying to reassure him that I wasn't actually laughing at him. Another time he kept losing his stroke cos I couldn't stop giggling
That would actually be oddly comforting - when you laughed at my body/performance I could tell myself it was because you were cumming your brains out
I like your mindset!
And your boxers. I actually have Soft Kitty knickers."
Lie back and think of Pasadena |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Shout "you filthy fucking cunt butler" obviously wouldn't work on me, but it would raise some questions "
shouted something similar the night i lost my virginity |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Shout "you filthy fucking cunt butler" obviously wouldn't work on me, but it would raise some questions
shouted something similar the night i lost my virginity "
I remember the thread where you told us that...! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Breaking wind normally does it for us early on in our relationship one of us broke wind and we both just stopped and burst out laughing or I have been known to stop pull out and exclaim "may the force be with you" some people just don't appreciate star wars lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
