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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Here you are, so you don't get left out:

Aries - Selfish Prick

Taurus - Stubborn Asshole

Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore

Cancer - Moody Jerk

Leo - Egotistical Douchebag

Virgo - Neurotic Bitch

Libra - Flaky Derelict

Scorpio - Obsessive Twat

Sagittarius - Awkward Fucktard

Capricorn -Greedy Emo

Aquarius - Perverted Psychopath

Pisces - Whiny Bimbo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What happens if you weren't born?.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here you are, so you don't get left out:

Aries - Selfish Prick

Taurus - Stubborn Asshole

Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore

Cancer - Moody Jerk

Leo - Egotistical Douchebag

Virgo - Neurotic Bitch

Libra - Flaky Derelict

Scorpio - Obsessive Twat

Sagittarius - Awkward Fucktard

Capricorn -Greedy Emo

Aquarius - Perverted Psychopath

Pisces - Whiny Bimbo"

I see you fancied your own thread after typing all this out Frisky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yup! Xxx

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"What happens if you weren't born?....."

You're usually just tetchy.....

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

Im a Libran , I'm not flakey , I use head and shoulders daily ! And as for derelict , there is life in the old dog yet

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Pisces - Whiny Bimbo"

Oi, less of the whiny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Perverted psychopath ha ha excellent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

im protesting i am by no means a whiney bimbo...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pisces - Whiny Bimbo

Oi, less of the whiny

so you admit your a bimbo?

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Here you are, so you don't get left out:

Aries - Selfish Prick

Taurus - Stubborn Asshole

Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore

Cancer - Moody Jerk

Leo - Egotistical Douchebag

Virgo - Neurotic Bitch

Libra - Flaky Derelict

Scorpio - Obsessive Twat

Sagittarius - Awkward Fucktard

Capricorn -Greedy Emo

Aquarius - Perverted Psychopath

Pisces - Whiny Bimbo

I see you fancied your own thread after typing all this out Frisky

Cntl C, cntl V ......Gemini mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

whiny bimbo ? yikes lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore"

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Virgo here.... Oh dear!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm definitely a selfish Prick.....how the fuck did you know that x

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Librarians are all control freaks .. Always shushing and checking things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a typical Aries. Stubborn argumentative feisty and bored easily. Tough going with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

so im a perverted, psycho, whiny bimbo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"so im a perverted, psycho, whiny bimbo

how can you be both?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"so im a perverted, psycho, whiny bimbo

how can you be both? "

Split personality?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"so im a perverted, psycho, whiny bimbo

how can you be both?

Split personality?"

one born on the 18th.. one born on the 19th lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yup I can be an awkward fucktard at times

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"so im a perverted, psycho, whiny bimbo

how can you be both? "

went through this in the other thread

i was born on the cusp of both signs so i can be both

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Pisces - Whiny Bimbo

Oi, less of the whiny

so you admit your a bimbo?

On occasion

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"so im a perverted, psycho, whiny bimbo

You should fit right in round here!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a Libra... but I sound like an Aquarius

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am not moody. The rest is true

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I had a feeling this thread would be all about me. And it is. Of course I was right, I'm a Leo.

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

Flakes are ace. Hard to get them all in your mouth in one go though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yup my twat gets obsessed over.

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By *ooby birdWoman over a year ago

North West

Not annoying really - the rest, well ........

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Flakes are ace. Hard to get them all in your mouth in one go though.

I'm not flakey I'll have you know, as for the fitting in the mouth, I'll let you be the judge of that

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Here you are, so you don't get left out:

Aries - Selfish Prick

Taurus - Stubborn Asshole

Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore

Cancer - Moody Jerk

Leo - Egotistical Douchebag

Virgo - Neurotic Bitch

Libra - Flaky Derelict

Scorpio - Obsessive Twat

Sagittarius - Awkward Fucktard

Capricorn -Greedy Emo

Aquarius - Perverted Psychopath

Pisces - Whiny Bimbo"

You've got this all wrong - Scorpios are perverted psychopaths

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By *enard ArgenteMan over a year ago

London and France

I would say I am an arrogant prick, not a selfish one ....

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Flaky derelict

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman over a year ago

nottingham

"Here you are, so you don't get left out:

Aries - Selfish Prick

Taurus - Stubborn Asshole

Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore

Cancer - Moody Jerk

Leo - Egotistical Douchebag

Virgo - Neurotic Bitch

Libra - Flaky Derelict

Scorpio - Obsessive Twat

Sagittarius - Awkward Fucktard

Capricorn -Greedy Emo

Aquarius - Perverted Psychopath

Pisces - Whiny Bimbo

You've got this all wrong - Scorpios are perverted psychopaths "

The naked man tied up in my basement disagrees, he says I'm fucking lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here you are, so you don't get left out:

Aries - Selfish Prick

Taurus - Stubborn Asshole

Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore

Cancer - Moody Jerk

Leo - Egotistical Douchebag

Virgo - Neurotic Bitch

Libra - Flaky Derelict

Scorpio - Obsessive Twat

Sagittarius - Awkward Fucktard

Capricorn -Greedy Emo

Aquarius - Perverted Psychopath

Pisces - Whiny Bimbo

You've got this all wrong - Scorpios are perverted psychopaths

The naked man tied up in my basement disagrees, he says I'm fucking lovely "

He would after what you did with the marrow...

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Selfish Prick...

Hmmm, maybe! But Selfish Bitch would suit me better.

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Here you are, so you don't get left out:

Aries - Selfish Prick

Taurus - Stubborn Asshole

Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore

Cancer - Moody Jerk

Leo - Egotistical Douchebag

Virgo - Neurotic Bitch

Libra - Flaky Derelict

Scorpio - Obsessive Twat

Sagittarius - Awkward Fucktard

Capricorn -Greedy Emo

Aquarius - Perverted Psychopath

Pisces - Whiny Bimbo"

All of the above

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here you are, so you don't get left out:

Aries - Selfish Prick

Taurus - Stubborn Asshole

Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore

Cancer - Moody Jerk

Leo - Egotistical Douchebag

Virgo - Neurotic Bitch

Libra - Flaky Derelict

Scorpio - Obsessive Twat

Sagittarius - Awkward Fucktard

Capricorn -Greedy Emo

Aquarius - Perverted Psychopath

Pisces - Whiny Bimbo

You've got this all wrong - Scorpios are perverted psychopaths

The naked man tied up in my basement disagrees, he says I'm fucking lovely "

Haha

I don't follow star signs, but will be doing some research after reading this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep, I'm an egotistical douchebag

Sums me up perfectly

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS over a year ago

Bristol.

Hey I am a perverted pysccpathic obsessive intense highly sexed scorpion.

The darkest & sexiest of the star signs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey I'm cancer..... I'm not moody but I'll certainly tell ya who is lol. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i'm a stubborn asshole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here you are, so you don't get left out:

Aries - Selfish Prick

Taurus - Stubborn Asshole

Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore

Cancer - Moody Jerk

Leo - Egotistical Douchebag

Virgo - Neurotic Bitch

Libra - Flaky Derelict

Scorpio - Obsessive Twat

Sagittarius - Awkward Fucktard

Capricorn -Greedy Emo

Aquarius - Perverted Psychopath

Pisces - Whiny Bimbo"

Hold on, I think I know this one;

Are you Russell Grant?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Phew!

Now I know why soo many people are hooked on these... interesting reading. Apparently some signs don't get on well.

Last year I met a woman from here who needed to know my star sign before playing... so I told her I am a Scorpio. Her reply was 'can't wait' ... luckily we had fun and many meets.

It appears Scorpio is the most sexual sign. There may have been many discussions about star signs in the forums, but my personal experience being a Scorpio is:

The more I play the more I want. Being really passionate and having high sex drive means I am very rarely satisfied... even after marathon sex sessions I feel the need to do more... I used to think I had a problem, but friends have told me it is natural due to my star sign! Lucky it is not a medical condition

However this still does not help me in finding a way to be sexually satisfied and not have the urge for even at least more then a week! I am going to have to chat to fellow Scorpion's and see how they deal with this

For those who are like me and don't follow the star signs, please do a little research as I have done. You may just find some answers and interesting ideas.

Oh and my Chinese Zodiac is Dog. Thought I look that up today at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was cloned in a lab so my starsign is pyrex...you missed me out

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