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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Google is your friend 
Cough = Well Mannered, Refined, Cultured
Cough cough 
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Well mannered - tray always swallows and doesn't spit
Refined - aged like a good wine
Cultured - listen to radio 4
Does this make us couth |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I'm with my family and especially with my oldest bro I'm very couth.
But when I'm just me I'm un- couth xxx "
It's a bummer having to behave in front of family  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I'm with my family and especially with my oldest bro I'm very couth.
But when I'm just me I'm un- couth xxx
It's a bummer having to behave in front of family "
Tell me about it! I live in a little flat in rhyl n I'm happier than a pig in shit. My family live in Somerset my bro in an ex nunnery with a swimming pool tennis court and orchard. You can imagine the fun I have when I'm back in the family fold.  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"I really thought there would be some sign of couth on here. I'm so disappointed."
There may indeed be couth people on here but I would hazard a guess that when on here they are in a temporary couth hiatus. For example, I tend to suspend my usual couthness when I'm on here with my arse hanging out. Sorry! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I really thought there would be some sign of couth on here. I'm so disappointed.
There may indeed be couth people on here but I would hazard a guess that when on here they are in a temporary couth hiatus. For example, I tend to suspend my usual couthness when I'm on here with my arse hanging out. Sorry!"
I suppose you're right. Silly of me really. Sex and couth,never the twain shall meet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I'm with my family and especially with my oldest bro I'm very couth.
But when I'm just me I'm un- couth xxx
It's a bummer having to behave in front of family
Tell me about it! I live in a little flat in rhyl n I'm happier than a pig in shit. My family live in Somerset my bro in an ex nunnery with a swimming pool tennis court and orchard. You can imagine the fun I have when I'm back in the family fold. "
I had a posh boyfriend once and it was agonising trying not to be too Dagenham around his mum and dad. They proper oh I say people. |
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"I really thought there would be some sign of couth on here. I'm so disappointed."
Well you have been on here long enough now to know not to expect certain things.
How about a little bit couth, just for you Op if it makes you feel happy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I really thought there would be some sign of couth on here. I'm so disappointed.
Well you have been on here long enough now to know not to expect certain things.
How about a little bit couth, just for you Op if it makes you feel happy "
A little bit would be smashing ta  |
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"I really thought there would be some sign of couth on here. I'm so disappointed.
Well you have been on here long enough now to know not to expect certain things.
How about a little bit couth, just for you Op if it makes you feel happy
A little bit would be smashing ta "
Excuse me young lady, who told you about my little bit
Back door smashing is a whole different thread though  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I really thought there would be some sign of couth on here. I'm so disappointed.
Well you have been on here long enough now to know not to expect certain things.
How about a little bit couth, just for you Op if it makes you feel happy
A little bit would be smashing ta
Excuse me young lady, who told you about my little bit
Back door smashing is a whole different thread though "
We're supposed to be keeping it couth  |
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"I really thought there would be some sign of couth on here. I'm so disappointed.
Well you have been on here long enough now to know not to expect certain things.
How about a little bit couth, just for you Op if it makes you feel happy
A little bit would be smashing ta
Excuse me young lady, who told you about my little bit
Back door smashing is a whole different thread though
We're supposed to be keeping it couth "
Oh yeah sorry. It would be absolutely magnificent if you would do me the honour of accompanying me for an evening of absolute pleasure and possibly some debauchery afterwards |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I really thought there would be some sign of couth on here. I'm so disappointed.
Well you have been on here long enough now to know not to expect certain things.
How about a little bit couth, just for you Op if it makes you feel happy
A little bit would be smashing ta
Excuse me young lady, who told you about my little bit
Back door smashing is a whole different thread though
We're supposed to be keeping it couth
Oh yeah sorry. It would be absolutely magnificent if you would do me the honour of accompanying me for an evening of absolute pleasure and possibly some debauchery afterwards "
Why,what a superb idea
Bit of back door smashing too  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don't need a dictionary.
Can I have it then
It's all yours...i keep finding out the meaning of shit that makes me sad!!  "
What words are you looking up?? |
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"I really thought there would be some sign of couth on here. I'm so disappointed.
Well you have been on here long enough now to know not to expect certain things.
How about a little bit couth, just for you Op if it makes you feel happy
A little bit would be smashing ta
Excuse me young lady, who told you about my little bit
Back door smashing is a whole different thread though
We're supposed to be keeping it couth
Oh yeah sorry. It would be absolutely magnificent if you would do me the honour of accompanying me for an evening of absolute pleasure and possibly some debauchery afterwards
Why,what a superb idea
Bit of back door smashing too "
Oh what a delightful idea sweetheart, if you insist I'm sure I could oblige accordingly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I really thought there would be some sign of couth on here. I'm so disappointed.
Well you have been on here long enough now to know not to expect certain things.
How about a little bit couth, just for you Op if it makes you feel happy
A little bit would be smashing ta
Excuse me young lady, who told you about my little bit
Back door smashing is a whole different thread though
We're supposed to be keeping it couth
Oh yeah sorry. It would be absolutely magnificent if you would do me the honour of accompanying me for an evening of absolute pleasure and possibly some debauchery afterwards
Why,what a superb idea
Bit of back door smashing too
Oh what a delightful idea sweetheart, if you insist I'm sure I could oblige accordingly "
Bring the margarine,there's a good man |
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"Fuck the couths
Thug life chose me 
I'm trying to fuck s couth. Can't find one,I think they are all hiding from me. "
Margarine is for plebeians, for sure I'll pop off down to Waitrose to fetch the finest butter maid from virgin cows. It will taste absolutely divine spread on our crumpets over a cup of Earl Grey don't you know |
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