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over a year ago
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"I'm having a cup of tea.
Please let me into your exciting world 
I lead a very rock and roll lifestyle.
So I can see, I've got an old stamp that my granddad gave me, do you want it? "
Oh God no, couldn't do stamps, I'd probably spill tea on them. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Waiting.....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JS8pQgwAzA 
You never finished telling me about your dream! You!
Hold yer horses lass, I might have to finish it off tonight  "
But I wanna hear it now! I need a good bedtime story to bore me to sleep |
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"Waiting.....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JS8pQgwAzA
You never finished telling me about your dream! You!
Hold yer horses lass, I might have to finish it off tonight
But I wanna hear it now! I need a good bedtime story to bore me to sleep "
Well there might be some boring involved, but I doubt you'd get any sleep though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Waiting.....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JS8pQgwAzA
You never finished telling me about your dream! You!
Hold yer horses lass, I might have to finish it off tonight
But I wanna hear it now! I need a good bedtime story to bore me to sleep
Well there might be some boring involved, but I doubt you'd get any sleep though "
Cheeky 
How's your store of Viagra? I eat old men for breakfast thankyouverymuch. |
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"Waiting.....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JS8pQgwAzA
You never finished telling me about your dream! You!
Hold yer horses lass, I might have to finish it off tonight
But I wanna hear it now! I need a good bedtime story to bore me to sleep
Well there might be some boring involved, but I doubt you'd get any sleep though
Cheeky
How's your store of Viagra? I eat old men for breakfast thankyouverymuch."
Ha ha, when I need the blue pill you can classify me as "old", with age brings maturity and heaps of experience young lady |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Waiting.....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JS8pQgwAzA
You never finished telling me about your dream! You!
Hold yer horses lass, I might have to finish it off tonight
But I wanna hear it now! I need a good bedtime story to bore me to sleep
Well there might be some boring involved, but I doubt you'd get any sleep though
Cheeky
How's your store of Viagra? I eat old men for breakfast thankyouverymuch.
Ha ha, when I need the blue pill you can classify me as "old", with age brings maturity and heaps of experience young lady "
Maturity?! I know a certain 54 year old forumite who charmingly refers to me as Slug.
And I'll believe that when I see it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm here, perving!
Hola x
Hola Miss Gorgeous Fellow Tall Lady x"
Hola right back at you, lovely.  Xx
I've been watching bickering in the Irish forum. It's reminded be of Eastenders.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm here, perving!
Hola x
Hola Miss Gorgeous Fellow Tall Lady x
Hola right back at you, lovely. Xx
I've been watching bickering in the Irish forum. It's reminded be of Eastenders. "
Ooooh! I'll have a wee butchers, in between maintaining my "take my fab virginity" thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm here, perving!
Hola x
Hola Miss Gorgeous Fellow Tall Lady x
Hola right back at you, lovely. Xx
I've been watching bickering in the Irish forum. It's reminded be of Eastenders.
Ooooh! I'll have a wee butchers, in between maintaining my "take my fab virginity" thread "
Bring a weapon |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm here, perving!
Hola x
Hola Miss Gorgeous Fellow Tall Lady x
Hola right back at you, lovely. Xx
I've been watching bickering in the Irish forum. It's reminded be of Eastenders.
Ooooh! I'll have a wee butchers, in between maintaining my "take my fab virginity" thread
Bring a weapon "
It took about five posts into the firsr thread I read for the words "mortal sin" to be mentioned... I don't want to stereotype the Irish, but... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm here, perving!
Hola x
Hola Miss Gorgeous Fellow Tall Lady x
Hola right back at you, lovely. Xx
I've been watching bickering in the Irish forum. It's reminded be of Eastenders.
Ooooh! I'll have a wee butchers, in between maintaining my "take my fab virginity" thread
Bring a weapon
It took about five posts into the firsr thread I read for the words "mortal sin" to be mentioned... I don't want to stereotype the Irish, but... "
Get the fuck, or I'll beat you with my shamrock...  |
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"Maturity?! I know a certain 54 year old forumite who charmingly refers to me as Slug.
And I'll believe that when I see it "
Who says that you're going to see "it", especially if you leave a trail behind you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Maturity?! I know a certain 54 year old forumite who charmingly refers to me as Slug.
And I'll believe that when I see it
Who says that you're going to see "it", especially if you leave a trail behind you "
*slimes all over ze thread! * |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm here, perving!
Hola x
Hola Miss Gorgeous Fellow Tall Lady x
Hola right back at you, lovely. Xx
I've been watching bickering in the Irish forum. It's reminded be of Eastenders.
Ooooh! I'll have a wee butchers, in between maintaining my "take my fab virginity" thread
Bring a weapon
It took about five posts into the firsr thread I read for the words "mortal sin" to be mentioned... I don't want to stereotype the Irish, but...
Get the fuck, or I'll beat you with my shamrock... "
Kinkyyyyy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm here, perving!
Hola x
Hola Miss Gorgeous Fellow Tall Lady x
Hola right back at you, lovely. Xx
I've been watching bickering in the Irish forum. It's reminded be of Eastenders.
Ooooh! I'll have a wee butchers, in between maintaining my "take my fab virginity" thread
Bring a weapon
It took about five posts into the firsr thread I read for the words "mortal sin" to be mentioned... I don't want to stereotype the Irish, but...
Get the fuck, or I'll beat you with my shamrock...
Kinkyyyyy "
Nothing screams "kinky" like shamrocks! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm here, perving!
Hola x
Hola Miss Gorgeous Fellow Tall Lady x
Hola right back at you, lovely. Xx
I've been watching bickering in the Irish forum. It's reminded be of Eastenders.
Ooooh! I'll have a wee butchers, in between maintaining my "take my fab virginity" thread
Bring a weapon
It took about five posts into the firsr thread I read for the words "mortal sin" to be mentioned... I don't want to stereotype the Irish, but...
Get the fuck, or I'll beat you with my shamrock...
Kinkyyyyy
Nothing screams "kinky" like shamrocks! "
Depends what body part you're beating  |
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"Maturity?! I know a certain 54 year old forumite who charmingly refers to me as Slug.
And I'll believe that when I see it
Who says that you're going to see "it", especially if you leave a trail behind you
*slimes all over ze thread! *"
That's cool as I happen to be partial to a bit of slime, what flavour have you got |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Maturity?! I know a certain 54 year old forumite who charmingly refers to me as Slug.
And I'll believe that when I see it
Who says that you're going to see "it", especially if you leave a trail behind you
*slimes all over ze thread! *
That's cool as I happen to be partial to a bit of slime, what flavour have you got "
Er... if you are what you eat, either chocolate raisin or custard doughnut - which on futher reflection sounds like an obscure or an obscene sexual act - flavour |
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"Maturity?! I know a certain 54 year old forumite who charmingly refers to me as Slug.
And I'll believe that when I see it
Who says that you're going to see "it", especially if you leave a trail behind you
*slimes all over ze thread! *
That's cool as I happen to be partial to a bit of slime, what flavour have you got
Er... if you are what you eat, either chocolate raisin or custard doughnut - which on futher reflection sounds like an obscure or an obscene sexual act - flavour "
Nothing is too obscene for me, but how many Haribos can you stuff up yer foof |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Maturity?! I know a certain 54 year old forumite who charmingly refers to me as Slug.
And I'll believe that when I see it
Who says that you're going to see "it", especially if you leave a trail behind you
*slimes all over ze thread! *
That's cool as I happen to be partial to a bit of slime, what flavour have you got
Er... if you are what you eat, either chocolate raisin or custard doughnut - which on futher reflection sounds like an obscure or an obscene sexual act - flavour
Nothing is too obscene for me, but how many Haribos can you stuff up yer foof
In all honesty... I've never tried 
Though you've just reminded me of the time one of my exes ate loads of Harbio then fingered me and then my foof smelled like Haribo..."
But saying that, my last ex - during a threesome - took a drag on a joint & blew the smoke straight onto my foof  |
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"But saying that, my last ex - during a threesome - took a drag on a joint & blew the smoke straight onto my foof "
I had a Border Collie that once ate a lump of solid and he was "HAPPY" for a day or so, but I've never heard of a high pussy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"But saying that, my last ex - during a threesome - took a drag on a joint & blew the smoke straight onto my foof
I had a Border Collie that once ate a lump of solid and he was "HAPPY" for a day or so, but I've never heard of a high pussy "
Well he went down on it straight afterwards, so it might not have been a high pussy but it was a happy pussy
Was it Spider pooch? |
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"But saying that, my last ex - during a threesome - took a drag on a joint & blew the smoke straight onto my foof
I had a Border Collie that once ate a lump of solid and he was "HAPPY" for a day or so, but I've never heard of a high pussy
Well he went down on it straight afterwards, so it might not have been a high pussy but it was a happy pussy
Was it Spider pooch?"
Yep, Spider the kleptomaniac, he got up to all sorts, I miss him though  |
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