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If you could be any animal, which would it be?
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over a year ago
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Hope to come back as an Eagle in the next life
eagle or a wolf would be fine, as long as its not another stunt of being human, one of the worst species around |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hope to come back as an Eagle in the next life
eagle or a wolf would be fine, as long as its not another stunt of being human, one of the worst species around"
Those are good ones, but I dunno about humans being the worst around... gotta be a male black widow spider, gets eaten after sex  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hope to come back as an Eagle in the next life
eagle or a wolf would be fine, as long as its not another stunt of being human, one of the worst species around
Those are good ones, but I dunno about humans being the worst around... gotta be a male black widow spider, gets eaten after sex "
I'd eat you after sex if you signed a disclaimer, would love to bite through flesh! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hope to come back as an Eagle in the next life
eagle or a wolf would be fine, as long as its not another stunt of being human, one of the worst species around
Those are good ones, but I dunno about humans being the worst around... gotta be a male black widow spider, gets eaten after sex
I'd eat you after sex if you signed a disclaimer, would love to bite through flesh!"
You again! No biting if it goes through flesh, or I'll bonk you on the nose with a rolled up newspaper again |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hope to come back as an Eagle in the next life
eagle or a wolf would be fine, as long as its not another stunt of being human, one of the worst species around
Those are good ones, but I dunno about humans being the worst around... gotta be a male black widow spider, gets eaten after sex
I'd eat you after sex if you signed a disclaimer, would love to bite through flesh!"
you should take a trip over to Sierra Leone, Liberia and Ivory Coast; worked over there on rigs, wasn't a nice time, The Cannibal soldiers of Liberia believe that if they eat the heart of their enemy they take the soul and become stronger.
some humans are sick
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hope to come back as an Eagle in the next life
eagle or a wolf would be fine, as long as its not another stunt of being human, one of the worst species around
Those are good ones, but I dunno about humans being the worst around... gotta be a male black widow spider, gets eaten after sex
I'd eat you after sex if you signed a disclaimer, would love to bite through flesh!
You again! No biting if it goes through flesh, or I'll bonk you on the nose with a rolled up newspaper again"
Kinky sod! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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you should take a trip over to Sierra Leone, Liberia and Ivory Coast; worked over there on rigs, wasn't a nice time, The Cannibal soldiers of Liberia believe that if they eat the heart of their enemy they take the soul and become stronger.
some humans are sick
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Ooh god, I saw a documentary about that, with general Butt Naked. Really scary place to be. |
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you should take a trip over to Sierra Leone, Liberia and Ivory Coast; worked over there on rigs, wasn't a nice time, The Cannibal soldiers of Liberia believe that if they eat the heart of their enemy they take the soul and become stronger.
some humans are sick
Ooh god, I saw a documentary about that, with general Butt Naked. Really scary place to be."
Yes, I was over there in 1999/2000, lasted 2 trips, it was the food that was worst, constant stomach upsets, but if you log onto youtube and type in The Cannibal Warlords of Liberia, you will see what its about.
anyway, back to your post; either an eagle or Wolf for me  |
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A barnacle.....
Because they are cunningly bisexual, they have the longest cock relative to their body size of any animal, so they can happily fuck all their neighbours without needing to leave home...
I so want to be a barnacle.... 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd come back as a domestic cat with a single woman as my carer. She would have to be good with cats and curvy. "
You could be my cat,if you promise not to poo in my wardrobe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah I'd say a cat, one of those smokey grey whiskas type cats
I'd parade around the house just doing as I please!!!
I'd own my humans and have them now to by every meow |
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"Yeah I'd say a cat, one of those smokey grey whiskas type cats
I'd parade around the house just doing as I please!!!
I'd own my humans and have them now to by every meow "
That's called being a teenager! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah I'd say a cat, one of those smokey grey whiskas type cats
I'd parade around the house just doing as I please!!!
I'd own my humans and have them now to by every meow
That's called being a teenager! "
I have a son who's approaching teenager stage
I'm sooooo dreading |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah I'd say a cat, one of those smokey grey whiskas type cats
I'd parade around the house just doing as I please!!!
I'd own my humans and have them now to by every meow
That's called being a teenager!
I have a son who's approaching teenager stage
I'm sooooo dreading "
Good luck. |
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