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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ok lets see your best....

Off the cuff....

A good day to practise my "swing" on the course and sinking my balls into tight holes....

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Golfers are requested not to wash their balls in the sink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Couldn't play snooker yesterday, just didn't have the Balls

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By *anaduABCMan over a year ago

Dublin

I cant play this game, im trying to stay from double entendre puns but its hard...really hard

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By *enard ArgenteMan over a year ago

London and France

Would the person who removed the ladders from the yard yesterday please return them, or further steps will be taken.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Time to get my tackle out and see if I can get me a nibble.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

My favourite is from a genius called Phil Pagett:

What idiot invented the speculum and didn't call it a flap jack?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Some good ones here lets keep em cummin in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My uncle died whilst having sex; he came and went at the same time!

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By *enard ArgenteMan over a year ago

London and France

Some ladies in a place I used to live, started a company doing housework for people and called it " Eager Beavers"....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My favourite is from a genius called Phil Pagett:

What idiot invented the speculum and didn't call it a flap jack?

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

The old classic cricket commentary:

The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Any more for any more?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex jokes just aren't funny cum on people

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Ok I'll give you one .....

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

Just look at the impressive snatch on that female weightlifter.

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Ok I'll give you one .....

Anytime darlin

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

She moans everytime i use the backdoor

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By *olly RogererMan over a year ago

Braintree

Vagina jokes are not funny....period

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Ok I'll give you one .....

Can I lick your cream slice?

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By *olly RogererMan over a year ago

Braintree

I once met a women with 12 boobs!

Sounds wierd dozentit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yesterday I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse

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