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clams.... i can never find clams.... mussels and scallops by the bucket load but apparently we export all our clams to Spain.... my one disappointment in life..... |
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"clams.... i can never find clams.... mussels and scallops by the bucket load but apparently we export all our clams to Spain.... my one disappointment in life....."
I can find clams in the warrington market all the time. But you right. Spaniards are eating all the clams 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"clams.... i can never find clams.... mussels and scallops by the bucket load but apparently we export all our clams to Spain.... my one disappointment in life.....
I can find clams in the warrington market all the time. But you right. Spaniards are eating all the clams
Mrs "
Stop eating all my clams.! Please! Everytime `i go to the fishmongers he tries to palm me off with mussels...
Bloody Spaniards (this is why I am voting out, I want my clams back!) |
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"We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here,and we want them now!......hic!
Damn, you beat me to it."
Ner ner 
I feel your pain....It's shit when you think of something funny n you scroll down n some bast'd beats you to it!
It was me this time! |
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"We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here,and we want them now!......hic!
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze."
Fuck it,some methylated spirits will do.....that's the connoisseurs choice!
Sorry it's not verbatim,I'm getting lazy n couldn't be arsed googling the line.......great film though...a classic in fact!  |
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I demand a nice guy who wants to laugh at me d*unk and dancing all night on Friday night. And maybe join in.
You'd think this would be easy to achieve. But no. |
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"We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here,and we want them now!......hic!
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze.
Fuck it,some methylated spirits will do.....that's the connoisseurs choice!
Sorry it's not verbatim,I'm getting lazy n couldn't be arsed googling the line.......great film though...a classic in fact! "
Monty, you terrible cunt
(I just stick to the short quotes i can remember LOL) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here,and we want them now!......hic!
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze.
Fuck it,some methylated spirits will do.....that's the connoisseurs choice!
Sorry it's not verbatim,I'm getting lazy n couldn't be arsed googling the line.......great film though...a classic in fact!
Monty, you terrible cunt
(I just stick to the short quotes i can remember LOL)"
Damn!My memory must be shot to bits.....I don't remember that one!  |
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When you buy 2 steaks the one on the bottom is just as nice as the one on top rather than a lovely looking steak on the top and the bottom one a shitty half sized grisly runty bit. Mrs A x |
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A Bob Monkhouse impersonator and seven little people, dressed up as those dwarves out of that marvelous Walt Disney film about the woman who goes to sleep for a hundred years after biting a poisoned dwarf, or maybe pricking her finger on a rather sharp apple... or something. Taller people are acceptable, of course. It's attitude, more than altitude, that's important here. Don't forget the pointy hats!
That's all I want.
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"Milk tray!!!! A box of milk tray with a dick through the lid.....oh and world peace !!!"
I can assist with your first demand....n maybe,one day......if the male population of earth concentrated on sticking their cocks through choc box lids instead of waging war against each other....we will then have world peace! |
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