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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Jay has just rang me to say he has just been and bought some new ear plugs cause he cant cope with my snoring for 4 nights on the trot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

if they work,ask him where he got them,i could do with some

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jay has just rang me to say he has just been and bought some new ear plugs cause he cant cope with my snoring for 4 nights on the trot "

Industrial?? xx

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

tell him to send me some for next weekend lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"tell him to send me some for next weekend lol xxx"

I dont snore xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

lol

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"tell him to send me some for next weekend lol xxx

I dont snore xx "

who said it was anything to do with you??

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

He said to me one morning "darling your snoring is the type that splits up relationships" lol. Its not my fault its my enormous tonsils

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He said to me one morning "darling your snoring is the type that splits up relationships" lol. Its not my fault its my enormous tonsils"

tonsils?? never heard them called that before,but from that pic on your avatar,what lovely tonsils they are

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"He said to me one morning "darling your snoring is the type that splits up relationships" lol. Its not my fault its my enormous tonsils

tonsils?? never heard them called that before,but from that pic on your avatar,what lovely tonsils they are"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Howard Leight ear plugs, especially their Laser Lites, great stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Howard Leight ear plugs, especially their Laser Lites, great stuff! "

Did ya see em on the travel lodge website xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Think the problem will be solved if he carries on being lippy we will be in seperate rooms

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think the problem will be solved if he carries on being lippy we will be in seperate rooms "

Id be in seperate rooms anyway xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Think the problem will be solved if he carries on being lippy we will be in seperate rooms

Id be in seperate rooms anyway xx "

Id have you in a seperate town

Roll on august, oh yes and guess who i have been on the phone to half the night Plotting away

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think the problem will be solved if he carries on being lippy we will be in seperate rooms

Id be in seperate rooms anyway xx

Id have you in a seperate town

Roll on august, oh yes and guess who i have been on the phone to half the night Plotting away"

Maddie ner ner na ner ner dead scared xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Think the problem will be solved if he carries on being lippy we will be in seperate rooms

Id be in seperate rooms anyway xx

Id have you in a seperate town

Roll on august, oh yes and guess who i have been on the phone to half the night Plotting away

Maddie ner ner na ner ner dead scared xx "

Did i say it was maddie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think the problem will be solved if he carries on being lippy we will be in seperate rooms

Id be in seperate rooms anyway xx

Id have you in a seperate town

Roll on august, oh yes and guess who i have been on the phone to half the night Plotting away

Maddie ner ner na ner ner dead scared xx

Did i say it was maddie "

Oh Christ not FEMME ?? xxx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Think the problem will be solved if he carries on being lippy we will be in seperate rooms

Id be in seperate rooms anyway xx

Id have you in a seperate town

Roll on august, oh yes and guess who i have been on the phone to half the night Plotting away

Maddie ner ner na ner ner dead scared xx

Did i say it was maddie

Oh Christ not FEMME ?? xxx "

Im telling you nothing, just wait and see

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Think the problem will be solved if he carries on being lippy we will be in seperate rooms

Id be in seperate rooms anyway xx

Id have you in a seperate town

Roll on august, oh yes and guess who i have been on the phone to half the night Plotting away

Maddie ner ner na ner ner dead scared xx

Did i say it was maddie

Oh Christ not FEMME ?? xxx "

worse than that....... ME!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think the problem will be solved if he carries on being lippy we will be in seperate rooms

Id be in seperate rooms anyway xx

Id have you in a seperate town

Roll on august, oh yes and guess who i have been on the phone to half the night Plotting away

Maddie ner ner na ner ner dead scared xx

Did i say it was maddie

Oh Christ not FEMME ?? xxx

worse than that....... ME!!! "

You are supposed ta be bloody working ya bugger xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Think the problem will be solved if he carries on being lippy we will be in seperate rooms

Id be in seperate rooms anyway xx

Id have you in a seperate town

Roll on august, oh yes and guess who i have been on the phone to half the night Plotting away

Maddie ner ner na ner ner dead scared xx

Did i say it was maddie

Oh Christ not FEMME ?? xxx

worse than that....... ME!!! "

He will cack himself by the time ive finished with him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeah wot ever xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Howard Leight ear plugs, especially their Laser Lites, great stuff!

Did ya see em on the travel lodge website xx "

.

I used them at my previous workplace, and found them to be great.

I gave a pair to a family friend who shared a room with me, and was unable to sleep due to my snoring.

She slept soundly after wearing them!

Just bought some for myself, in case I have overnight visitors!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Yeah wot ever xx "

Brave behind a keyboard are we not sweetie, word has it your cacking yourself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeah wot ever xx

Brave behind a keyboard are we not sweetie, word has it your cacking yourself "

Take no notice of Scottish bints they are all talk xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Yeah wot ever xx

Brave behind a keyboard are we not sweetie, word has it your cacking yourself

Take no notice of Scottish bints they are all talk xx "

Scottish now are they!!!! You will make your mind up sooner or later

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

oh soapy do you know anyone whose phone number ends in 133

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"oh soapy do you know anyone whose phone number ends in 133 "

Do you know how many numbers i would have ta look through ya git xx

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By *obletonMan  over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"Jay has just rang me to say he has just been and bought some new ear plugs cause he cant cope with my snoring for 4 nights on the trot "

well at least you can't complain he never buys you anything

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"oh soapy do you know anyone whose phone number ends in 133 "

Mmm actually i was spot on first look pmsl xx

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Yeah wot ever xx

Brave behind a keyboard are we not sweetie, word has it your cacking yourself

Take no notice of Scottish bints they are all talk xx "

awww, that's the most romantic thing you've ever called me

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"oh soapy do you know anyone whose phone number ends in 133

Mmm actually i was spot on first look pmsl xx "

and what else did you find on your phone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"oh soapy do you know anyone whose phone number ends in 133

Mmm actually i was spot on first look pmsl xx

and what else did you find on your phone"

A text from you my darling Diamond xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"oh soapy do you know anyone whose phone number ends in 133

Mmm actually i was spot on first look pmsl xx

and what else did you find on your phone

A text from you my darling Diamond xx "

And thats me at my most romantic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He said to me one morning "darling your snoring is the type that splits up relationships" lol. Its not my fault its my enormous tonsils"

apparently if you have enormous tonsils you have enormous adenoids!!!!! do you sound and talk nasely?????????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeah wot ever xx

Brave behind a keyboard are we not sweetie, word has it your cacking yourself

Take no notice of Scottish bints they are all talk xx

awww, that's the most romantic thing you've ever called me "

I've gone all gooey inside reading that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeah wot ever xx

Brave behind a keyboard are we not sweetie, word has it your cacking yourself

Take no notice of Scottish bints they are all talk xx

awww, that's the most romantic thing you've ever called me

I've gone all gooey inside reading that "

xx

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