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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It burns us.....oh how it burns us!
I'll stick with my razor from now on I think....."
Really? I've seen the joke reviews on Amazon and heard people say the same, but when I've tried it it's been fine, if not a little ineffective, messy and weird smelling...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It burns us.....oh how it burns us!
I'll stick with my razor from now on I think.....
Really? I've seen the joke reviews on Amazon and heard people say the same, but when I've tried it it's been fine, if not a little ineffective, messy and weird smelling... "
It worked alright, just felt like I had used a blow torch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been wondering about hair removal creams. Last week I nicked my sack with a pair of scissors. Also noticed my scrotal region is getting hairier and to make it worse its grey hairs. So I need to find a decent pain free way of sorting my gentleman's garden |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never had a problem, use the sensitive stuff, followed instructions.
Tested it on small area first.
I just trim now anyways cannot bear the itching when it grows back.
Deep heat on bollox, now that really hurts!  |
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I had groin surgery for a gym injury and I'm not sure what they use to remove hair, but dammed it's good stuff.
Smoother than any hair removal or razor has ever gotten me.
I was awake for the op and didn't hear wax or anything, so either a highly skilled nurse shaved my meat and veg or they have some other way.
Any nurses about ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.
Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.
I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.
Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.
Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.
I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.
Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.
This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.
The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "
Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.
I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...
So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been wondering about hair removal creams. Last week I nicked my sack with a pair of scissors. Also noticed my scrotal region is getting hairier and to make it worse its grey hairs. So I need to find a decent pain free way of sorting my gentleman's garden "
Have you tried threading?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been wondering about hair removal creams. Last week I nicked my sack with a pair of scissors. Also noticed my scrotal region is getting hairier and to make it worse its grey hairs. So I need to find a decent pain free way of sorting my gentleman's garden "
Pardon the phrase... "Man up" and get waxed by someone who knows how to wax men correctly. It's fast and if done correctly at the right temperature isn't painful. Mildly annoying like a firm slap you weren't expecting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd love to know the easiest and painless way to trim all hair in that area, razor accidents are too common on my balls I just trim these days but feel totally shaven would be nice as an option |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A multi bladed razor, sensitive shaving gel, a steady hand and patience.......those are all you really need  "
Yeah it's the patience that kills me! How long was your first successful shaving session? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.
Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.
I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.
Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.
Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.
I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.
Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.
This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.
The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "
Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.
I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...
So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... "
Ouch!!! Will make sure never to attempt that then! Great story telling I was absolutely wetting myself here! |
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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago
East Lancashire |
"A multi bladed razor, sensitive shaving gel, a steady hand and patience.......those are all you really need
Yeah it's the patience that kills me! How long was your first successful shaving session? "
Very long.....cos I did my entire body, legs, bits and bobs and arse....damn near flooded the house cos of the blockage to the drain |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A multi bladed razor, sensitive shaving gel, a steady hand and patience.......those are all you really need
Yeah it's the patience that kills me! How long was your first successful shaving session?
Very long.....cos I did my entire body, legs, bits and bobs and arse....damn near flooded the house cos of the blockage to the drain "
The arse must be very difficult to shave?! |
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By *essiCouple
over a year ago
suffolk |
"After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.
Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.
I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.
Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.
Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.
I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.
Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.
This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.
The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "
Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.
I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...
So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... "
Thank you so much for sharing this I've not stopped chuckling away to myself so much I've wet myself..... Anyone shaving bits or otherwise forget shaving gel use hair conditioner it gives a smoother finish |
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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago
East Lancashire |
"A multi bladed razor, sensitive shaving gel, a steady hand and patience.......those are all you really need
Yeah it's the patience that kills me! How long was your first successful shaving session?
Very long.....cos I did my entire body, legs, bits and bobs and arse....damn near flooded the house cos of the blockage to the drain
The arse must be very difficult to shave?!"
EXTREMELY |
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By *heOwlMan
over a year ago
Altrincham |
"It burns us.....oh how it burns us!
I'll stick with my razor from now on I think....."
Ah, didn't find the veet too bad, but the blipping shower afterwards was a little interesting. Unglueing ones nads from ones undies for the next couple of days was just added entertainment 
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