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Damn it I'm getting old
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There's no doubt about it, as I'm stood here in my kitchen, listening to radio 2 wearing my new glasses, I became aware that in order to read the screen on my phone I have pulled them down to the end of my nose 
What the hell happened to me, yesterday I was in my early twenties, this morning I woke up middle aged, I'll be wearing elasticated waist bands next, oh please God save me, I'm turning into angry from Birmingham who writes strong by letters to the BBC about costume inaccuracies in period dramas "the private was wearing gators that were the preserve of officers during ww1, is this the kind of shoddy programme making I pay my licence fee for? "
I'm off to listen to some rock music, it's better than the crap they call music nowadays.
See! Oh shit, I'm done for |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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Been thinking of having mine checked,there is a garage near me that gives you 20% off car repairs if you can prove youve had a prostate check 
Do they require photographic evidence? "
Only a sniff of your proctologists finger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do they do a male Version of tena lady?...if so it may be time to stock up  . They do, they are called peenie pants, ooh yeah kinky I agree you need to stock up mrs 
Yeah cos I'm pissing myself laughing at you sarky buggers lol
Talking of which, when did you last get your prostate checked ? 
Been thinking of having mine checked,there is a garage near me that gives you 20% off car repairs if you can prove youve had a prostate check "
Do you bend over for an oil change ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do they do a male Version of tena lady?...if so it may be time to stock up . They do, they are called peenie pants, ooh yeah kinky I agree you need to stock up mrs
Yeah cos I'm pissing myself laughing at you sarky buggers lol
Talking of which, when did you last get your prostate checked ?
Been thinking of having mine checked,there is a garage near me that gives you 20% off car repairs if you can prove youve had a prostate check
Do you bend over for an oil change ? "
Rossi will bend over for small change (sorry couldn't resist lol) |
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I have less hair than I used to (well I say lees, it's just migrated from head to ears and nostrils), my hearing is shot, my eyesight has started getting dodgy now and I won't even mention my ropey back- it all seems to have gone downhill a little in the last 5 years  |
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