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By *olly Rogerer OP   Man  over a year ago

Braintree

I dont post in here very often but do read alot of stuff, I thought I would share with you guys the situation that has unfolded for me today.

Whilst not busy today I thought I would peruse some profiles and make contact, I have been really busy since October last and not really had anytime for socialising, but as my circumstances are changing I thought what better time to grasp the nettle!

So there I am, reading female profiles, carefully selecting people to message and conscious of not messaging anyone who's criteria I dont fit. After a good half hour possibly longer I had selected 5 possible people that I wouldnt mind having a coffee with and by reading their profiles thought maybe I had a reasonable chance of a conversation. So I messaged them, all different mesaages, no copy and paste, mentioned key words they had asked, spoke about their profile and hobbies.

I then left if for a couple of hours and returned to find 3 (yes 3) unread mesages in my inbox. I had a grin like a cheshire cat. Quickly went to my inbox smiling away.

Only to find they are all from 1 guy asking if my balls are full

Better luck next time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well, are they

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I get lots of tv's looking at me?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lol. Sorry to laugh, OP.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

3 more than I've had today lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I fell your pain my friend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I fell your pain my friend "

*feel

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I got a message from a guy who asked if I wanted to watch on skype while he shoved things up his arse.

the moral if this story: be careful what you wish for

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

3 !!!!!!! Greedy man......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is why I blocked guys.... Now I get no messages

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By *odareyouMan  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"3 more than I've had today lol x"

Are you balls full., do they want emptying... ?

Pleased I could help.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This made me LOL! Good one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"3 more than I've had today lol x

Are you balls full., do they want emptying... ?

Pleased I could help. "

Not sure about balls but help is nice lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We hardly ever get a message. so imagine my surprise when last week I noticed the little blue envelope arrive. Eagerly I clicked and opened the maik wondering who the sender was?hoping it was a couple or perhaps a woman if we were really lucky!

it i was a message from the site mods telling me i was banned from the forums for 48hrs for being naughty

made me chuckle though!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

thanks that cracked a smile on my face x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I got a message from a guy who asked if I wanted to watch on skype while he shoved things up his arse.

the moral if this story: be careful what you wish for "

what did you have him shove up there ????

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By *reakShow90Man  over a year ago

Manchester/halifax


"I dont post in here very often but do read alot of stuff, I thought I would share with you guys the situation that has unfolded for me today.

Whilst not busy today I thought I would peruse some profiles and make contact, I have been really busy since October last and not really had anytime for socialising, but as my circumstances are changing I thought what better time to grasp the nettle!

So there I am, reading female profiles, carefully selecting people to message and conscious of not messaging anyone who's criteria I dont fit. After a good half hour possibly longer I had selected 5 possible people that I wouldnt mind having a coffee with and by reading their profiles thought maybe I had a reasonable chance of a conversation. So I messaged them, all different mesaages, no copy and paste, mentioned key words they had asked, spoke about their profile and hobbies.

I then left if for a couple of hours and returned to find 3 (yes 3) unread mesages in my inbox. I had a grin like a cheshire cat. Quickly went to my inbox smiling away.

Only to find they are all from 1 guy asking if my balls are full

Better luck next time "

2 more then me today lol but I have a friend I msg most days and just chat with

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I got a message from a guy who asked if I wanted to watch on skype while he shoved things up his arse.

the moral if this story: be careful what you wish for what did you have him shove up there ???? "

I don't Skype.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I dont post in here very often but do read alot of stuff, I thought I would share with you guys the situation that has unfolded for me today.

Whilst not busy today I thought I would peruse some profiles and make contact, I have been really busy since October last and not really had anytime for socialising, but as my circumstances are changing I thought what better time to grasp the nettle!

So there I am, reading female profiles, carefully selecting people to message and conscious of not messaging anyone who's criteria I dont fit. After a good half hour possibly longer I had selected 5 possible people that I wouldnt mind having a coffee with and by reading their profiles thought maybe I had a reasonable chance of a conversation. So I messaged them, all different mesaages, no copy and paste, mentioned key words they had asked, spoke about their profile and hobbies.

I then left if for a couple of hours and returned to find 3 (yes 3) unread mesages in my inbox. I had a grin like a cheshire cat. Quickly went to my inbox smiling away.

Only to find they are all from 1 guy asking if my balls are full

Better luck next time "

lol sorry it was funny.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OP...cracked me up completely.....wonderfully put....!!!

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By *olly Rogerer OP   Man  over a year ago

Braintree

Im glad my post cheered a few up I admit I have chuckled at some of the replies too.

Maybe I should just admit defeat and stick to posting in here lol

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By *olly Rogerer OP   Man  over a year ago

Braintree


"Well, are they "

Indeed they are

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