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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
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"On my scrotum I have an actual size tattoo of a scrotum.
No one believes me though, fucking waste of time and tears.  "
Mine has two black eyes on it in indelible marker. I am hoping it wears off as i don't really want a bright red pair through scrubbing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seen some men with elephant eyes and ears so the cock looks like a trunk it was awesome "
sorry but that would just make me giggle too much and the poor sod wouldn't get much head  |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
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"There was a woman that used to be on here, i think it was on here that had a tattoo of a butterfly covering all her lady bits and it was really cleverly done"
Not sure if its the same one but it didn't look edible. A great tattoo but it didn't look like a punani anymore! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a woman that used to be on here, i think it was on here that had a tattoo of a butterfly covering all her lady bits and it was really cleverly done"
I have met a lady with a butterfly on her lady bits - couldnt stop looking at it!  |
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"Seen some men with elephant eyes and ears so the cock looks like a trunk it was awesome "
just googled elephant penis tattoo, wow was shocked.... the top 20 worst tattoos are sooo funny pic 4 looks scary tho!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seen some men with elephant eyes and ears so the cock looks like a trunk it was awesome
just googled elephant penis tattoo, wow was shocked.... the top 20 worst tattoos are sooo funny pic 4 looks scary tho!!!!"
I googled and wish i hadn't. What makes someone get something like that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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3 advantages of gettin a £50 note tattooed on ur cock:
1- you can play with ur money,
2- you can see your money grow
3- your wife can blow as much money as she wants
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well mine are tattooed
i suppose i just did it to see if it hurt
that and nearly everywhere has ink in it now
lol can i just apologise to the poster above to as i clicked the wrong button and sent my reply to her as a private message...........sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One of my subs has my initials as a brand tattooed on his left buttock. Would love to know how he's going to explain that away in years to come! "
Now that is a compliment |
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"Seen some men with elephant eyes and ears so the cock looks like a trunk it was awesome
just googled elephant penis tattoo, wow was shocked.... the top 20 worst tattoos are sooo funny pic 4 looks scary tho!!!!"
we just did this aswell, and the snake cock pic is a guy from brum who runs his own tattoo studio |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Although it does read "AUCHTERMUCHTY" when arroused. 
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PS. Its a town in Scotland.  "
My ex had the famous Welsh town tattooed on his penis.......
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.....Rhyl |
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