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Most annoying status updates
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So should they be left blank?
What is an acceptable status please?
Surely by the laws of average, whatever we put up its going to annoy at least one person. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't like the ones that say "Right that's it I'm leaving Fab", as they never do  "
I try to make mine humorous. Sometimes people find them funny, sometimes not. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Decorators in.. not playing unless you want to get messy!
Classy  "
It could just mean that they're having the bedroom done and you're liable to get emulsion on your jumper if you pop round |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need milking
(Not me, but its a status that always makes me cringe)
Ewwww just ewwww "
Or Moooooo just Moooooo
I always just think of a farm when I see this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely by the laws of average, whatever we put up its going to annoy at least one person. "
I feel that if your status is annoying one person, you simply are not trying hard enough  |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Need to dump my load.
All the women on here are up their own arses.
XXXX is a timewaster.
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I wanted XXXX as a username but it was taken. Glad I didn't now, I don't want to be mistaken for a timewaster |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need milking
(Not me, but its a status that always makes me cringe)
Ewwww just ewwww "
Just tell him to visit a dairy farm. A cluster has four attachments (cups) so you could send at least four at once to be milked. I suspect it might contaminate the bulk (milk)tank though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One's about drugs, or threatening to hit someone who has offended them, or one's that just fall under the broad category that is 'NAFF'  "
Yes drug ones would just disgust me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""not looking to play at the moment"
Followed by a shitload of saucy nude pics....
What the?!?!"
I'm not hiding my photos so you don't get frustrated. Get over it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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(Insert post about how every single man is a total arsehole because some guy sent a rude message/stood someone up etc)
Which funnily enough, is 90% of status updates in my feed in my area |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't like the ones that say "Right that's it I'm leaving Fab", as they never do "
Totally agree. People begging to vet their pics fabbed so they get in the top 4 annoy me...vain!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""not looking to play at the moment"
Followed by a shitload of saucy nude pics....
What the?!?!
I'm not hiding my photos so you don't get frustrated. Get over it "
Haha I do this too! A guy even gave me grief for posting new pics when I'm not meeting. Even if I was meeting, who says I'd want to meet him? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't like the ones that say "Right that's it I'm leaving Fab", as they never do "
Lol rather like the dfs sale that status it's always on at some point . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any guys around want to fuck my wife " do my head in yes there's loads of guys want to fuck her but you have no verification and the wife doesn't even know she's on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Overly specific ones
"Home alone from 3.15 to 3.48 for VWE black Spanish speaking hermaphrodite called Cecil only!"
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I'm going to put that as my status and see if I get any response |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Any guys around want to fuck my wife " do my head in yes there's loads of guys want to fuck her but you have no verification and the wife doesn't even know she's on here "
I just LOL'D  |
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"Overly specific ones
"Home alone from 3.15 to 3.48 for VWE black Spanish speaking hermaphrodite called Cecil only!"
I'm going to put that as my status and see if I get any response "
Let us know how it goes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Any guys around want to fuck my wife " do my head in yes there's loads of guys want to fuck her but you have no verification and the wife doesn't even know she's on here
I just LOL'D "
Haha!!! See that a lot.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"40O unread messages!
10 times out of ten that status is up from women that NEVER meet! "
Or the guy that just invented a fake female profile to collect nob shots...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There are some I read which make me smile and cringe.....
"thanks for another great night, you know who are"
MEANS: from a guy who as no verifications, that he desperate to get noticed, so make it up
"wife out need a fuck"
MEANS: Totally frustrated at home needs anyone with a pulse lol
"I'm not bi, but need cock"
MEANs: Confused . c o m
"No single guys" (on fem status)
MEANS: Well pissed of with the 100's of messages she getting
Those are just few odd ones
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Overly specific ones
"Home alone from 3.15 to 3.48 for VWE black Spanish speaking hermaphrodite called Cecil only!"
I'm going to put that as my status and see if I get any response
Let us know how it goes "
We all want to know.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here's another classic "had to bulk delete to many messages to reply to everyone sorry" !!
But they just didn't wanna reply to one person lol x"
Or they just want a message of one person lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awwwww, thanks for all the fabs on my new pic" = OI, you lot, I put up a new picture and no-one's showering me with adoration *stampy feet diva hissy fit* |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Here's another classic "had to bulk delete to many messages to reply to everyone sorry" !! "
I deleted my inbox by mistake and posted a status. Of course all the guys I didn't want to hear back from decided to message again, meaning I had to turn them down again! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here's another classic "had to bulk delete to many messages to reply to everyone sorry" !!
I deleted my inbox by mistake and posted a status. Of course all the guys I didn't want to hear back from decided to message again, meaning I had to turn them down again!"
you should have kept it quiet |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Here's another classic "had to bulk delete to many messages to reply to everyone sorry" !!
I deleted my inbox by mistake and posted a status. Of course all the guys I didn't want to hear back from decided to message again, meaning I had to turn them down again!
you should have kept it quiet "
Lesson learned |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
The moany ones tend to amuse rather than annoy me; although I have received OK messages in the past but a moany status on their profile has immediately put me off replying.
The 'my balls need emptying' type ones I also find funny as fuck. Desperate, entitled, selfish. A trinity of woe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Any guys around want to fuck my wife " do my head in yes there's loads of guys want to fuck her but you have no verification and the wife doesn't even know she's on here
I just LOL'D "
(thumb
The personal abuse ones, digs at other members..... Says "here's one for my clique of fawning pricks..."
It's a swing site not Twitter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No face picture with message and we will block you.... And they don't have any bloody pictures themselves
you've read our profile "
With knockers like yours....that's acceptable |
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By *ayandpCouple
over a year ago
Plymouth |
The ones we hate
Home to ourselves umm what shall we do.who fucking cares go cut the grass or something .
If you see us out come say hi and all they 've got is one cock pic and a cloe up of her bits ,yes im sure we will recognise you from that.grrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Worst I ever saw was.
"I will give a blow job to anyone who will drive me to McDonald's"
Sounds like a fair deal "
Sounds like a happy meal more like! X |
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"User name John and Vicky go and read it for yourself and tell me if you can understand it
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Lol.... here it is in English, although I'm non the wiser.
"No good road rage black Mercedes, one week later we got followed home by him. He parked up and watched us take our shopping in. We are thinking of moving house" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"User name John and Vicky go and read it for yourself and tell me if you can understand it
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Lol.... here it is in English, although I'm non the wiser.
"No good road rage black Mercedes, one week later we got followed home by him. He parked up and watched us take our shopping in. We are thinking of moving house""
Lol and here's me thinking the lived on a boat |
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"I need milking
(Not me, but its a status that always makes me cringe) "
I regularly run out of milk but I never see a status offering to pick some up and drop it here. Skimmed please btw, if anyone may be so inclined - when desperate I'll take any fat/cream measurement. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Overly specific ones
"Home alone from 3.15 to 3.48 for VWE black Spanish speaking hermaphrodite called Cecil only!"
I'm going to put that as my status and see if I get any response "
I'm so disappointed that you didn't! Love Cecil xx |
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"I don't like the ones that say "Right that's it I'm leaving Fab", as they never do
Lol rather like the dfs sale that status it's always on at some point . "
Oi!
Don't knock the DFS sale, you never know when they'll have something special in store...
Mr ddc |
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Male has free pass always raises my eyebrow.
As for confusing FBook with here, I once posted to Fbook "great night at infusion, met some very sexy couples"! Also nearly uploaded pics there too! Needless to say, I check twice now, and in my defence it was a good night and I was very tired. |
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haha the most annoying ones are when people write that they've got a meet sorted and what they intend to do on this meet OR when they tell us they've just had a meet and how much fun they've had. HAHA I mean who cares! |
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"User name John and Vicky go and read it for yourself and tell me if you can understand it
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Lol.... here it is in English, although I'm non the wiser.
"No good road rage black Mercedes, one week later we got followed home by him. He parked up and watched us take our shopping in. We are thinking of moving house""
The latest one is just as mystifying  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The ones I hate are the ones that say that they are looking for someone with a personality, yet everyone on their friends list is athletic and handsome, under 40 and bi, questioning and gay, yet they are supposed to be straight?
Lol DEDLUDED |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The ones I hate are the ones that say that they are looking for someone with a personality, yet everyone on their friends list is athletic and handsome, under 40 and bi, questioning and gay, yet they are supposed to be straight?
Lol DEDLUDED "
DEDLUDED? |
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