You might be fat
You might be ginger
or any other kind of minger
but if you call yourself a swinger
You'll never be alone.
Cos every day throughout the land,
there's a lady who would like a hand,
there's a man out there with a swollen gland,
Some couple's out there are in demand,
because they love to swing.
There's somebody out there to scratch your itch,
whether you're poor or whether your rich.
Even if you're a total bitch,
there's someone for you if you swing.
But a word of warning to you peeps
If you like to play for keeps
and have the same person between your sheets,
every single day.
Swinging may not be for you,
if you want to do more than screw,
it is a game designed for two (or more),
but be sure you want to play.
You might be fat
You might be ginger
or any other kind of minger
but if you call yourself a swinger
You'll always be a social misfit with a secret that you would hate to get out and you'll never escape your bad decisions. Just my opinion.
Sorry the last bit didn't rhyme. |
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"Bugger and now i know why i call myself a swinger. Its because im fat and wouldnt get a shag otherwise
Strange conclusion to jump to but if it works for you, ok."
Why would that be a strange conclusion to come to. Your the one that put you might be fat but call yourself a swinger and you will never be alone  |
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"not really strange - your poem implies only fat ginger social outcasts swing
Dont forget the and ANY OTHER minger as well"
oh yeah diamond smiles, good spot |
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"not really strange - your poem implies only fat ginger social outcasts swing
Dont forget the and ANY OTHER minger as well
oh yeah diamond smiles, good spot"
Think some needs to read How to win friends and influence people  |
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"not really strange - your poem implies only fat ginger social outcasts swing
Dont forget the and ANY OTHER minger as well
oh yeah diamond smiles, good spot
Think some needs to read How to win friends and influence people "
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"not really strange - your poem implies only fat ginger social outcasts swing
Dont forget the and ANY OTHER minger as well
Exactly. Thank you.
You really cant see what you have written can you"
Don't forget RICH & POOR people get a mention, that's pretty much anyone and everyone. |
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"Try reading this out at your local poetry evening class.....and get back to us with their response.
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an if yer looking at my bum
I'll have you know I'm a new grandmum
Tho a few times I have said
No forumite has said to me
Oh how nice, for you I'm so happee
What that you say?
This poems crappy? |
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Very nice.
I don't know why people took offence at my poem, It wasn't meant as offensive - well it was, mildly, at a concept that can certainly handle criticism. If you did take personal offence ask yourself two things
1) Did you know me before you read this?
2) Do you consider yourself to be a fat, ginger, minger swinger?
If you can answer yes to both then yes, I am going out of my way to piss you off. If once of those is a no, then no offence intended. |
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"Very nice.
I don't know why people took offence at my poem, It wasn't meant as offensive - well it was, mildly, at a concept that can certainly handle criticism. If you did take personal offence ask yourself two things
1) Did you know me before you read this?
2) Do you consider yourself to be a fat, ginger, minger swinger?
If you can answer yes to both then yes, I am going out of my way to piss you off. If once of those is a no, then no offence intended."
Well im fat. Was i offended? Not at all, but didnt think it was nice being called a minger. Certainly wasnt a nice way of getting yourself noticed in the forums if thats what you think of people |
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"why does being a swinger make u a social misfit?!?!"
Ok, You're in a social situation, people tell a joke about swingers, the rest of the people get it as a joke, you see it as an observation - that is one (poor)example of how being a swinger can make you a social misfit.
To turn this on it's head - how many social misfits become swingers? - more than average I'd say.
Stop being so fucking whiter than white, we're all fuckups in one way or another - laugh at the funny stuff of the depressing stuff will kill you.
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"...but didnt think it was nice being called a minger..."
You really need to get over yourself. How the hell can I call you a minger before being aware of your fucking existence you...you...urrrrrgh!! |
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"...but didnt think it was nice being called a minger...
You really need to get over yourself. How the hell can I call you a minger before being aware of your fucking existence you...you...urrrrrgh!!"
You said fat people where mingers. Im fat therefore i must be a minger. I dont need to get over myself its not me that puts ridiculous things up on the forums |
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You said fat people where mingers. Im fat therefore i must be a minger. I dont need to get over myself its not me that puts ridiculous things up on the forums"
You READ fat people "where mingers", but I did't write that.
GET OVER YOURSELF, you'll live longer with a smile on your face. |
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You said fat people where mingers. Im fat therefore i must be a minger. I dont need to get over myself its not me that puts ridiculous things up on the forums
You READ fat people "where mingers", but I did't write that.
GET OVER YOURSELF, you'll live longer with a smile on your face."
Maybe you should re read what you wrote, YOU MAY BE FAT OR ANY OTHER KIND OF MINGER. So what are you doing if your not saying fat people are mingers?????????????? |
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You said fat people where mingers. Im fat therefore i must be a minger. I dont need to get over myself its not me that puts ridiculous things up on the forums
You READ fat people "where mingers", but I did't write that.
GET OVER YOURSELF, you'll live longer with a smile on your face.
Maybe you should re read what you wrote, YOU MAY BE FAT OR ANY OTHER KIND OF MINGER. So what are you doing if your not saying fat people are mingers??????????????"
diamond ,i read the same as you .katy |
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