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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It seems to be full of long list of rules, you can narrow that down a lot.
Keep it upbeat and less negative, and all the other points already mentioned.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But after the assumptions that person made about him I'm scared he'll come and get me lol
SCREW YOU lol
ill come get you for your taste in undies  x"
Screw you Jac lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I stopped reading after I got to the end of the 2nd line ..
Don't know if it makes you sound boring, but the last 2 words of the 2nd line certainly make you sound like a nasty stroppy git, and we certainly wouldn't want to meet you if you adopt that kind of attitude. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You are a handsome man - that's the positive. It goes downhill after that for me I'm afraid: you don't sound very friendly from your profile: and your profile is all I have to go on. |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
Right I will try and split into what needs removing and what should be added.
Ok firstly the CAPITALISATION distracts from people reading something so ditch it.
As said before remove anything negative like “I WILL NOT accept friend requests” you don’t need to say it just don’t add them. Deffo loose the “SCREW you.” And the legal notice as it’s a total waste of time.
Now on the positives.
You need more pictures, lots more. Your competing here and you need more of an edge than the next man.
Bullet point your profile, make it snappy, make it say something about you. Hint at humour and being relaxed and easy to get on with. No need at all to add huge cock or you can do XXX for Y hours.
Another thing you need to do is show verifications. Hiding them as a guy will only hint at hiding something. Meet verifications are best but hey you will find people who will not like them as well so you can’t win on this. But and it’s a big but they are better than none. Cam ones……..well they are better than nothing but all they will do is say you wave on cam.
Just remember though there is no perfect profile. You won’t appeal to everyone so try to be yourself but make it as positive as possible.
Hope it helps a little.
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Well he's not changed his profile so I guess our advice wasn't for him "
He only asked the question 26 minutes ago...but, he doesn't have to take anyones advice , he might think we are all talking crap |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"MMM lots to go on there. Its going to take me ages to work through em all. I dont show verifications, as I believe in privacy lol"
Verifications is a sticky one. If your not showing then best remove the reference to it in your profile. Its just worth noting though not showing will reduce your chances unless its a "watched on cam one" because that is what people will presume you have if its hidden. Its all food for thought though. Pick what you like out of what people have said. If some of it doesn't fit in with who you are then leave it.After all advice is simply that and its for you to take notice or not of it. Good luck and have fun whatever. |
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"MMM lots to go on there. Its going to take me ages to work through em all. I dont show verifications, as I believe in privacy lol"
Thats fair enough but you cant ask people to read it if your not going to show it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"MMM lots to go on there. Its going to take me ages to work through em all. I dont show verifications, as I believe in privacy lol"
Then why ask us to read your verfications of they are not on show. |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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On a different note....if you are wondering wether people have meet verifications, if you use the advanced search you can search for people with meets.
I like that idea as it lets people be as private as they wish |
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"Well he's not changed his profile so I guess our advice wasn't for him
He only asked the question 26 minutes ago...but, he doesn't have to take anyones advice , he might think we are all talking crap "
Being disrespectful of other posters opinions is frowned upon.
Back on topic please. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Well he's not changed his profile so I guess our advice wasn't for him
He only asked the question 26 minutes ago...but, he doesn't have to take anyones advice , he might think we are all talking crap
Being disrespectful of other posters opinions is frowned upon.
Back on topic please."
Shut it  |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Well he's not changed his profile so I guess our advice wasn't for him
He only asked the question 26 minutes ago...but, he doesn't have to take anyones advice , he might think we are all talking crap
Being disrespectful of other posters opinions is frowned upon.
Back on topic please."
* blows raspberry * |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But after the assumptions that person made about him I'm scared he'll come and get me lol
SCREW YOU lol
ill come get you for your taste in undies x
Screw you Jac lol "
mmm a promise or a threat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On a different note....if you are wondering wether people have meet verifications, if you use the advanced search you can search for people with meets.
I like that idea as it lets people be as private as they wish "
I never new that...then again I don't search!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right , profiles changed . What does everyone think?
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You only have limited time to play, so do most of us. Therefore, when considering who to meet to play with if it's a choice of a profile that sets out what they like to do, what they can bring to the party, as opposed to "ask me" types, then I'll go for the one than gives me the information I need.
That's just me though, others may like the idea of e-mail ping pong! |
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Different, but not necessarily better.
Lose the ANY caps.
And get rid of the pic of you reading a text on your blackberry!
For me, it needs to more 'discussive', it kind of reads like an agenda for a meeting (which in a way, it is...) more of a conversational style would soften it a bit.
And, on a personal note (not trying to tell you what to do etc etc etc), but people come here mostly for R&R and some fun - who wants to meet a 'workaholic'...it doesnt make you sound like much fun...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi everyone.
Ive been told my profile makes me sound boring. Any criticisms or advice would be gratefully received.
Thanks folks
Graham"
you do realise the sydney uni thing is a waste of time try reading the site stuff it , as they say it just clogs things up.
we removed ours after reading it  |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
It looks more friendly altogether. It might need padding out at some point but a profile can evolve over months till you get it as you like it. The main thing is always to be positive as that is what attracts people. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi everyone.
Ive been told my profile makes me sound boring. Any criticisms or advice would be gratefully received.
Thanks folks
Graham"
another straight guy looking for tv/ts
and the good old wont bite ..unless you ask me too  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Different, but not necessarily better.
Lose the ANY caps.
And get rid of the pic of you reading a text on your blackberry!
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Thats me taking a photograph lol |
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"Much better apart from the last sentence. Cringe worthy in my opinion"
+1
If i had a blow job for every time a single guy has that on their profile, my cock would be worn down to it's last 9 inches by now... |
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"Different, but not necessarily better.
Lose the ANY caps.
And get rid of the pic of you reading a text on your blackberry!
Thats me taking a photograph lol"
i know - but you look like a dick looking at his phone!
Add that to 'workaholic' and you're heading to the back of the queue faster than the Pope in a condom shop.
It's 2011 - get a better pic!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Different, but not necessarily better.
Lose the ANY caps.
And get rid of the pic of you reading a text on your blackberry!
Thats me taking a photograph lol
i know - but you look like a dick looking at his phone!
Add that to 'workaholic' and you're heading to the back of the queue faster than the Pope in a condom shop.
It's 2011 - get a better pic!!
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Ok, so how can I take a photo of myself without doing it like that? |
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"Different, but not necessarily better.
Lose the ANY caps.
And get rid of the pic of you reading a text on your blackberry!
Thats me taking a photograph lol
i know - but you look like a dick looking at his phone!
Add that to 'workaholic' and you're heading to the back of the queue faster than the Pope in a condom shop.
It's 2011 - get a better pic!!
Ok, so how can I take a photo of myself without doing it like that?"
If I find you're taking the piss...
Suggest one of these newfangled picture taking machines - call them 'cameras' they do, takes an image and it looky likey you, but they don't steal your soul like some folks say they do... |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Different, but not necessarily better.
Lose the ANY caps.
And get rid of the pic of you reading a text on your blackberry!
Thats me taking a photograph lol
i know - but you look like a dick looking at his phone!
Add that to 'workaholic' and you're heading to the back of the queue faster than the Pope in a condom shop.
It's 2011 - get a better pic!!
Ok, so how can I take a photo of myself without doing it like that?
If I find you're taking the piss...
Suggest one of these newfangled picture taking machines - call them 'cameras' they do, takes an image and it looky likey you, but they don't steal your soul like some folks say they do..."
To the OP steer clear of white sock pics! |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Different, but not necessarily better.
Lose the ANY caps.
And get rid of the pic of you reading a text on your blackberry!
Thats me taking a photograph lol
i know - but you look like a dick looking at his phone!
Add that to 'workaholic' and you're heading to the back of the queue faster than the Pope in a condom shop.
It's 2011 - get a better pic!!
Ok, so how can I take a photo of myself without doing it like that?"
Ok you need some positive advice with pictures so her goes i will jot down options.
1/ Get someone to take them for you. Not always possible but lots of fun if you can and often best results.
2/Invest in a camera with a self timer. You don't have to spend a fortune but for more meets a good investment.
3/Go to a professional photographer and get some done. Most likely best results but pricey.
4/Rob pictures from a porn site. Many do, many get caught but it works for some. Personally i wouldn't advise this one.
The best option i would say is 2/ You could always borrow a camera but if you do then WIPE the card afterwards!
Hope that helps a little. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Different, but not necessarily better.
Lose the ANY caps.
And get rid of the pic of you reading a text on your blackberry!
Thats me taking a photograph lol
i know - but you look like a dick looking at his phone!
Add that to 'workaholic' and you're heading to the back of the queue faster than the Pope in a condom shop.
It's 2011 - get a better pic!!
Ok, so how can I take a photo of myself without doing it like that?
If I find you're taking the piss...
Suggest one of these newfangled picture taking machines - call them 'cameras' they do, takes an image and it looky likey you, but they don't steal your soul like some folks say they do...To the OP steer clear of white sock pics! "
Always one isnt there? If I had one, or had the spare cash I would buy one. But as I am saving up to spend a month in Cuba. I havent bought one |
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The two face photos where fine. People can see what you look like by them. And in all honesty if you have been here 4 weeks and have a verification from a meet then you cant be doing all that badly |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"The two face photos where fine. People can see what you look like by them. And in all honesty if you have been here 4 weeks and have a verification from a meet then you cant be doing all that badly"
well said xx
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"Always one isnt there? If I had one, or had the spare cash I would buy one. But as I am saving up to spend a month in Cuba. I havent bought one"
Now you're starting to lose the sympathy vote - and that's rarely a good idea round these parts...
If you're going on holiday to Cuba then invest in a camera for your holiday snaps, or make it a week in Magaluf and save some cash.
Either way, better pics make a BIG difference...
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By *b430Man
over a year ago
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Always one isnt there? If I had one, or had the spare cash I would buy one. But as I am saving up to spend a month in Cuba. I havent bought one"
A camera might be a good investment though to take to Cuba with you, you'll get the chance over there to take a lot of pics of your trip too. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Always one isnt there? If I had one, or had the spare cash I would buy one. But as I am saving up to spend a month in Cuba. I havent bought one
Now you're starting to lose the sympathy vote - and that's rarely a good idea round these parts...
If you're going on holiday to Cuba then invest in a camera for your holiday snaps, or make it a week in Magaluf and save some cash.
Either way, better pics make a BIG difference...
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you mean you havent got it anymore sensual? awwwwwwwwwwww dee dums |
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While we're still dishing out the friendly advice and sucking up to the Mods...
Your Status message "Hot fun wanted"
Jesus.
Why not put "Like breathing air"
Or
"Eat on a daily basis"
Because both of them state the bleedin' obvious as well...
It's a swinging site, deluged with single guys, you're going to need to be original with your sin... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I saw a digital camera in Asda the other day for £15....and it had a timer.
It won't dent the holiday fund"
Fifteen quid. Looks like I might need to take a drive out. The nearest ASDA is about 6 miles away from here. |
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Always one isnt there? If I had one, or had the spare cash I would buy one. But as I am saving up to spend a month in Cuba. I havent bought one
A camera might be a good investment though to take to Cuba with you, you'll get the chance over there to take a lot of pics of your trip too. "
Pics of incredibly fit Cuban girls (areeeba, areeba!) - let us know when you're back, show us the pics and we'll help you set up your 'couple' profile... |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"The two face photos where fine. People can see what you look like by them. And in all honesty if you have been here 4 weeks and have a verification from a meet then you cant be doing all that badly"
Naa its far better to have lots of fun photos! |
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"The two face photos where fine. People can see what you look like by them. And in all honesty if you have been here 4 weeks and have a verification from a meet then you cant be doing all that badly
Naa its far better to have lots of fun photos! "
Theres a difference between fun and down right creepy |
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"I saw a digital camera in Asda the other day for £15....and it had a timer.
It won't dent the holiday fund
Fifteen quid. Looks like I might need to take a drive out. The nearest ASDA is about 6 miles away from here."
Buy it tonight, take some pics of you in your best Jizz/Jazz poses, keep the receipt, take it back tomorrow.
Hey Presto, decent profile, up to your nuts in guts, plus an extra £15 to spend on Cuban hookers. Or cigars.
(but go for the hookers)
Talk about win-win. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So much diverse advice. I am getting the idea, thanks everyone. Looks like I need to do lots of work on my profile.
Ive already made plenty of changes. Its the pics I need to sort out more than anything else I suppose.
Once again, thanks everyone |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I saw a digital camera in Asda the other day for £15....and it had a timer.
It won't dent the holiday fund
Was it as asda one Jane?
It was a Vivitar, came in Pink or Silver"
I'll have a look thanks sweets |
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I just googled "cheap digital cameras" (I know... thinking outside of the box at it's best) and the second result down a very long list was....
Digital Cameras from £15 - Buy Cameras at Low Tesco Prices.
Free Delivery & 2X Clubcard points.
www.tesco.com/Digital_Cameras
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"So much diverse advice. I am getting the idea, thanks everyone. Looks like I need to do lots of work on my profile.
Ive already made plenty of changes. Its the pics I need to sort out more than anything else I suppose.
Once again, thanks everyone "
Don't be thanking us too much too soon...we'll be flaming you soon enough.
Go for the text over the pics as a priority.
and, just so you know, some site users get all bent out of shape about straight guys who meet TV/Cd etc and don't have at least a 'bicurious' on their profile.
Your decision of course, but you may want to take a wander round some older forum posts to see how opinion can be divided....
...unless of course your local Asda is 24 hours.
If it is get your ass down there, take a pic of the aforementioned ass, get it up on the site and the laydees of Fab will be swooning over you in no time. |
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"Off track again sorry, but Vivatar cameras give fuzzy pics.  "
Apology accepted - but let's just keep it between the lines...
...talking about cameras in relation to the OP's profile pics is fine, but if I see any personal photo anecdotes or someone saying 'Canon is shit, Nikon rules' the thread gets pulled. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"or buy a webcam and take some snaps on that.. plus then people can see you in the chat rooms or via msn to see your 'genuine'"
£5 in asda
I'm asda mad tonight telling everyone to go and no I don't work for them lol |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Off track again sorry, but Vivatar cameras give fuzzy pics.
Apology accepted - but let's just keep it between the lines...
...talking about cameras in relation to the OP's profile pics is fine, but if I see any personal photo anecdotes or someone saying 'Canon is shit, Nikon rules' the thread gets pulled."
I can think of better things to be pulled |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I just realised, I said i was saving to go to Cuba for a month. I meant `in a month`.
ooops
Gotta be careful with stuff like that round these parts - they'll brand you a liar!"
you obviously like the look of him Sensual....just save it for the pms eh? Or get a room |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"!you obviously like the look of him Sensual....just save it for the pms eh? Or get a room
But he's 'straight'..."
Dress as a tv and you'll be in there x |
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