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It's 6 o clock...well nearly
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm working til half ten in a effing call centre..... can I please have a sneaky gin and tonic? Pleeeeeeease? 
Yes you may I've put it in a water bottle  "
You're a genius! Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm working til half ten in a effing call centre..... can I please have a sneaky gin and tonic? Pleeeeeeease?
Yes you may I've put it in a water bottle
You're a genius! Thank you "
I've always wondered who mans these sex lines  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vodka please x
Single, double, triple and with what? 
Shots- heck just leave the bottle- Grey Goose please x"
Pour me one whilst I await the answer on my rum  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Vodka please x
Single, double, triple and with what?
Shots- heck just leave the bottle- Grey Goose please x
Pour me one whilst I await the answer on my rum "
Ok we have Sailor Jerry,captain mofo, dark Kracken, Wray and nephew,Appleton, barcardi, Ermmm to name a few |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooo. I got so excited by Adam Garcia I forgot to ask for my drink. Can I have a southern comfort and diet please. Ooo. I fancy some nuts too. 
Yes lovely who's nuts do you want? "
Ooo. I dont mind. Any offers? |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"After the day I've had, a large white wine. Sod it, make it a bottle!
Coming right up do you want a kiss to go with that too? "
Oooo Yes please. Feeling a bit better already.
I like it here... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vodka please x
Single, double, triple and with what?
Shots- heck just leave the bottle- Grey Goose please x
Pour me one whilst I await the answer on my rum
Ok we have Sailor Jerry,captain mofo, dark Kracken, Wray and nephew,Appleton, barcardi, Ermmm to name a few "
Sailor Jerry and Coke. Please. Can you make it a double? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm working til half ten in a effing call centre..... can I please have a sneaky gin and tonic? Pleeeeeeease?
Yes you may I've put it in a water bottle
You're a genius! Thank you
I've always wondered who mans these sex lines "
Hehe tis me..... give me a call and I'll tell you how I've been such a bad, bad girl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can i just get pissed and dance on the bar?? 
You can it's coyote ugly night "
Fab....I'll have a rum and please...best make it kraken spiced....let's get pissed in style |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Large red please
Take a seat, I'll bring it over "
OI!!
Some of us have been waiting patiently....just because a gorgeous lady walks in doesn't mean she can queue jump !! |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Large red please
Take a seat, I'll bring it over
OI!!
Some of us have been waiting patiently....just because a gorgeous lady walks in doesn't mean she can queue jump !! "
Large spiced rum coming up
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Large red please
Take a seat, I'll bring it over
OI!!
Some of us have been waiting patiently....just because a gorgeous lady walks in doesn't mean she can queue jump !! "
Of course she can, I'll bring yours over too, two gorgeous ladies together and all that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Definition of a Coyote Ugly Night:
A situation encountered after a night of consuming alcohol whereby a person, usually male, wakes the next morning in a strange bed with a sexual partner from the previous evening who is completely physically undesirable (see ugly, nasty, two bagger) and sleeping on the man's arm. The hapless male would rather gnaw off his own arm than wake the woman and have to face the ills of his intoxicated choices the previous evening. Originating from a phenomena whereby a coyote captured in a jaw trap will chew off its own leg to escape certain death.
*Courtesy of CCL Useless Information Department* |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Definition of a Coyote Ugly Night:
A situation encountered after a night of consuming alcohol whereby a person, usually male, wakes the next morning in a strange bed with a sexual partner from the previous evening who is completely physically undesirable (see ugly, nasty, two bagger) and sleeping on the man's arm. The hapless male would rather gnaw off his own arm than wake the woman and have to face the ills of his intoxicated choices the previous evening. Originating from a phenomena whereby a coyote captured in a jaw trap will chew off its own leg to escape certain death.
*Courtesy of CCL Useless Information Department*"
I was thinking more of the film myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Definition of a Coyote Ugly Night:
A situation encountered after a night of consuming alcohol whereby a person, usually male, wakes the next morning in a strange bed with a sexual partner from the previous evening who is completely physically undesirable (see ugly, nasty, two bagger) and sleeping on the man's arm. The hapless male would rather gnaw off his own arm than wake the woman and have to face the ills of his intoxicated choices the previous evening. Originating from a phenomena whereby a coyote captured in a jaw trap will chew off its own leg to escape certain death.
*Courtesy of CCL Useless Information Department*
I was thinking more of the film myself "
I know, I just thought it was funny. I'm on the Malbec now and it's all you and your Coyote Ugly night's fault  |
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"Slimline tonic for me please - drugged up the eyeballs & got to drive later 
Awww what's up sugar tits? "
Pulled my back again. Can walk bent over or like a marrow shoved up my arse. My 9 yr old refused to be seen in public with me yesterday!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Enough wine and vodka shots until I dance naked on the bar (or around the pole)
"around the pole"
Is that a euphemism
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No lol, it's the Xtasia pole, I might have danced around it naked a time or two |
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By (user no longer on site)
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After the day I've had - I'll just have a shot of neat vodka. B can have a shandy as I've decided he can drive us home from the Coyote Ugly bar.
Is Andy Garcia popping in, as we might hang around for his appearance?
Sarah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've finished the bottle of wine.
Ready for cocktails now, I'll have one of each... "
Bloody hell...you're not wasting any time.....i like your style....same for me please |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"After the day I've had - I'll just have a shot of neat vodka. B can have a shandy as I've decided he can drive us home from the Coyote Ugly bar.
Is Andy Garcia popping in, as we might hang around for his appearance?
Sarah "
He sure is give B a big kiss from me X |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"I've finished the bottle of wine.
Ready for cocktails now, I'll have one of each...
Bloody hell...you're not wasting any time.....i like your style....same for me please "
They're going down well.
Give it half an hour, it probably won't be pretty. The clothes will start coming off and I'll be telling everyone that I love them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've finished the bottle of wine.
Ready for cocktails now, I'll have one of each...
Bloody hell...you're not wasting any time.....i like your style....same for me please
They're going down well.
Give it half an hour, it probably won't be pretty. The clothes will start coming off and I'll be telling everyone that I love them. "
You say that like it's a bad thing? |
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I've opened a bottle of red here....
Cheers me dear! 
