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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Once upon a time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Op's mum

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Said "if I catch you at that again, I'll have to....."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Blew you out again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Start wearing dark glasses outside.

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Was what she thought toad like men did but

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

they were really xray spex though

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

But there it was that dreadful fate , befell her which I now relate...... For you know, or at least you outta know

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Then they died

The end!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

except it was easter so they resurrected, god was doing a special on that day to get more clientel.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It was buy one get one free

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It wasn't God it was Homer Simpson.

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By *nigmatic1Woman  over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

So once again...once upon A time...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Putting down the bible, the man in the town centre decided instead to bash the bishop

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Single men really did get meets with fancy a fuck message

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The bishop answered......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Putting down the bible, the man in the town centre decided instead to bash the bishop"

Along came two coppers with handcuffs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

but not with words, it was with mime.

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By *JB1954Man  over a year ago

Reading

So single man had to decide if he was bi or not

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Putting down the bible, the man in the town centre decided instead to bash the bishop

Along came two coppers with handcuffs. "

pink fluffy ones from the specials draw

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Looking starkly, they started to sing...... Always look on the bright side, of life.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So single man had to decide if he was bi or not"

He got his sky remote out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So single man had to decide if he was bi or not

He got his sky remote out "

& had a good flick

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

There was a Boy whose name was Jim;

His Friends were very good to him.

They gave him Tea, and Cakes, and Jam,

And slices of delicious Ham,

And Chocolate with pink inside

And little Tricycles to ride,

And read him Stories through and through,

And even took him to the Zoo--

But there it was the dreadful Fate

Befell him, which I now relate.

You know--or at least you ought to know,

For I have often told you so--

That Children never are allowed

To leave their Nurses in a Crowd;

Now this was Jim's especial Foible,

He ran away when he was able,

And on this inauspicious day

He slipped his hand and ran away!

He hadn't gone a yard when--Bang!

With open Jaws, a lion sprang,

And hungrily began to eat

The Boy: beginning at his feet.

Now, just imagine how it feels

When first your toes and then your heels,

And then by gradual degrees,

Your shins and ankles, calves and knees,

Are slowly eaten, bit by bit.

No wonder Jim detested it!

No wonder that he shouted ``Hi!''

The Honest Keeper heard his cry,

Though very fat he almost ran

To help the little gentleman.

``Ponto!'' he ordered as he came

(For Ponto was the Lion's name),

``Ponto!'' he cried, with angry Frown,

``Let go, Sir! Down, Sir! Put it down!''

The Lion made a sudden stop,

He let the Dainty Morsel drop,

And slunk reluctant to his Cage,

Snarling with Disappointed Rage.

But when he bent him over Jim,

The Honest Keeper's Eyes were dim.

The Lion having reached his Head,

The Miserable Boy was dead!

When Nurse informed his Parents, they

Were more Concerned than I can say:--

His Mother, as She dried her eyes,

Said, ``Well--it gives me no surprise,

He would not do as he was told!''

His Father, who was self-controlled,

Bade all the children round attend

To James's miserable end,

And always keep a-hold of Nurse

For fear of finding something worse.

A boy called Jim..

By Hilaire Belloc

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jim lost his bunny

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The bunny was taken by the boiler

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

And was well and truly used

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

ill the fuse blew the mains

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

But it wasn't dark enough

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