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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I did the Sydney University thing until a lovely couple pointed out the ridiculousness of it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got annoyed at messages being igno_ed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I did the Sydney University thing until a lovely couple pointed out the ridiculousness of it.

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ventu_ed onto chat after too many wines and asked someone to get there cock out in a non directing room, got a ban.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once sent a "fancy a fuck?" message and attached a picture of my cock next to a sky remote

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Putting myself in a situation where I was stood up and left on my own in a hotel.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stupidly gave out my mobile number. ..

My first meet was to tell the nut to leave me alone or i was going to the police !!!

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Blocked too easily, unfriended too easily, got too impatient in the forums you name it we did it

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I 'ai_ed my dirty laundry in public'

I went on who's near and had someone round to mine.

My bad

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I got tipsy and got my boobs out on cam. Woke up to 4 cam veris.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I once sent a "fancy a fuck?" message and attached a picture of my cock next to a sky remote

Nooooooooo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Stupidly gave out my mobile number. ..

My first meet was to tell the nut to leave me alone or i was going to the police !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was not sufficiently discerning and met some muppets.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Naughty step for mouthing off

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By *lice_in_BlunderlandWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I 'ai_ed my dirty laundry in public'

I went on who's near and had someone round to mine.

My bad

Same.

'Kid in a sweet shop' syndrome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm still a newbie, but mistook great sex for love.

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By *razedcatMan over a year ago

London / Herts

A woefully vague profile, and a "machine-gun" approach to sending messages.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I got tipsy and got my boobs out on cam. Woke up to 4 cam veris.

hahaha,,lol,,,been there done that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing.

I was perfect!

And modest!

I read them without posting for a month or so, learned a lot!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

Met a married man

....wont do that again

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

"I did the Sydney University thing until a lovely couple pointed out the ridiculousness of it.

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. Called ourselves cmypussy

so feel embarrassed but don't want to change it because It's stuck, we only started out being a bit ohhh yeah let's do that because it's horny, didn't realise how much we would love the life style, i feel a wee bit that it's not really me lol

still ho hum, if you like us as people, you won't care what our name is

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Typed on the forums thinking I could get liked by others and fuck people from far away as they were hotter than people in my area.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come on here and put one of those annoying and reoccurring threads up asking if our profile was ok!!! God we were so annoying!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm still committing them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stupidly gave out my mobile number. ..

My first meet was to tell the nut to leave me alone or i was going to the police !!!

oh it was horrendous, he started crying ( not to mention he was about 60 with all his front teeth missing )

Then I tripped over the chair in cafe Nero as I was leaving !!!

I swear it all true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was extremely annoying and still am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stupidly gave out my mobile number. ..

My first meet was to tell the nut to leave me alone or i was going to the police !!!

oh it was horrendous, he started crying ( not to mention he was about 60 with all his front teeth missing )

Then I tripped over the chair in cafe Nero as I was leaving !!!

I swear it all true

It went well then?

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

Decided upon joining I was only gonna meet women.

Most of them never responded to my messages and of those that did the majority wanted to be wooed/ chased and chat...like chat for hours.

I must have sent like 100's of fancy a fuck messages and nothing!

Pfft! I ain't got time for that!

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

Didn't know about message filters and got intimidated by the initially flood of guys that message you in the first moments of creating your profile and deleted my account.

Rejoined a weeks later then make the mistake of trying to reply to all the messages and realising it's just impossible to do sometimes unless you're willing to hire a fab PA

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By *isa 59Woman over a year ago

Newcastle

I gave my mobile phone number out. When I said I didn't want to go any further after our social meet he put my number in every male toilet he could find

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stupidly gave out my mobile number. ..

My first meet was to tell the nut to leave me alone or i was going to the police !!!

oh it was horrendous, he started crying ( not to mention he was about 60 with all his front teeth missing )

Then I tripped over the chair in cafe Nero as I was leaving !!!

I swear it all true

It went well then?

oh its an interesting story

I laugh about it now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Asked a question in the forums, got told by a few people i should leave.

The question was something like 'what tricks do guys use to keep myself safe on here', i asked it because i was sure a guy i was fucking slipped off the condom we was using.

Lots of helpful replies as well, so thanks to the people who didn't want me to get an STD and also wanted me to enjoy my sex life.

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"Decided upon joining I was only gonna meet women.

Most of them never responded to my messages and of those that did the majority wanted to be wooed/ chased and chat...like chat for hours.

I must have sent like 100's of fancy a fuck messages and nothing!

Pfft! I ain't got time for that! "

Oh, I did that as well. Never actually sent a fancy a fuck though. Figu_ed out pretty quickly how to tell the difference between actual girls and guys pretending to be girls in messages though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I gave my mobile phone number out. When I said I didn't want to go any further after our social meet he put my number in every male toilet he could find

What a Bast@!d !!!

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Decided upon joining I was only gonna meet women.

Most of them never responded to my messages and of those that did the majority wanted to be wooed/ chased and chat...like chat for hours.

I must have sent like 100's of fancy a fuck messages and nothing!

Pfft! I ain't got time for that!

Oh, I did that as well. Never actually sent a fancy a fuck though. Figu_ed out pretty quickly how to tell the difference between actual girls and guys pretending to be girls in messages though."

Ha! I was being flippant with the fancy a fuck messages. But yeah the number of guys pretending to be women was mind boggling! Took me a while to figure out the tell tale signs though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm still committing these crimes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stupidly thought I could meet a couple who were both straight.

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By *isa 59Woman over a year ago

Newcastle

"I gave my mobile phone number out. When I said I didn't want to go any further after our social meet he put my number in every male toilet he could find

What a Bast@!d !!!"

Indeed...now I don't give anyone my number until after I've met them and feel that I can trust them. This has led to me being called a fake and a time waster because I won't chat on the phone to prove I'm a female before meeting but hey ho...such is life!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I learned from another site (before fab) not to give out your kik, wahtsapp, number or anything like that straight away. Only wankers want them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've always been awesome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Went in a chat room and then got myself out on cam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I did the Sydney University thing until a lovely couple pointed out the ridiculousness of it.

Believing people are genuine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Went in a chat room and then got myself out on cam

And I missed it

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"[Removed by poster at 22/04/16 20:38:09]"

Typo? It should be 'classy'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thought they may be some good looking genuine intelligent classy people in here who are choosey who they fuck.

Turned out this wasn't the place to find them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Went in a chat room and then got myself out on cam

And I missed it

You saw me when I was behaving !!

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By *horley GirlWoman over a year ago

Local-ish

Offended a guy who I was chatting to the fist time I joined (different profile). He was friendly, but had a big beard. I said he was lovely, but I'd really have to ponder meeting as I dont really like big beards... he got pissy and said he wasn't a ponderable commodity and blocked me lmao

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Thought they may be some good looking genuine intelligent classy people in here who are choosey who they fuck.

Turned out this wasn't the place to find them.

You are a bundle of joy aren't you

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By *histler21Man over a year ago

Ipswich

"I did the Sydney University thing until a lovely couple pointed out the ridiculousness of it.

After a message was deleted without reply - I sent another one a week or so later. We are now long time friends

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"Thought they may be some good looking genuine intelligent classy people in here who are choosey who they fuck.

Turned out this wasn't the place to find them.

It's OK for the rest of us seeking that now that you're here then. Thank you so very much.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought they may be some good looking genuine intelligent classy people in here who are choosey who they fuck.

Turned out this wasn't the place to find them.

Sorry. I've got them all occupied

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought they may be some good looking genuine intelligent classy people in here who are choosey who they fuck.

Turned out this wasn't the place to find them.

It's OK for the rest of us seeking that now that you're here then. Thank you so very much."

My kindness knows no bounds

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Lol - don't give out a postcode

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I igno_ed the forums...only just started visiting them and tend not to use the rest of the site now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We put a lot of pressure on having meets and when we were let down it bothe_ed us quite a bit. We almost left fab because of it. Then we got over it and realized the changeability of fab and how to work it to our advantage.

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"Thought they may be some good looking genuine intelligent classy people in here who are choosey who they fuck.

Turned out this wasn't the place to find them.

It's OK for the rest of us seeking that now that you're here then. Thank you so very much.

My kindness knows no bounds "

Sorry, I am on here so therefore too unintelligent to understand the classy sarcasm inherent in that comment.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I listed my mistaminers we would be here all nite!

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

I accommodated and attracted a shit load of moochers and scroungers.

But hey, I wised up so all good.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought they may be some good looking genuine intelligent classy people in here who are choosey who they fuck.

Turned out this wasn't the place to find them.

All your posts remind me of a child who feels they're being igno_ed so plays up to get some attention.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Went in a chat room and then got myself out on cam

I did that......more than once too

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

i tried to answer absolutely everyone that sent me a message and got totally overwhelmed with the whole thing.

i assumed people wouldn't lie or go behind your back.

i also assumed that women, wouldnt give shit to the men i veried.

i thought the forums were a really scary place and i avoided them for several months

i still think the cam rooms are scary so never been there

wiser one year on, but still as open and as sensitive as ever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I sent cock pics in a message .... Mea culpa, mea culpa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh fuck.. where to begin

I believed every compliment thought i was belle of the ball

i fell in lurveeee with a few people

played my entire life in the forums including a 'relationship' .. and the break up (oh how i die of embarrasment now)

i gave out my number too freely

i trusted everyone

i got my tits out on cam

ive fallen asleep on cam

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Thought they may be some good looking genuine intelligent classy people in here who are choosey who they fuck.

Turned out this wasn't the place to find them.

All your posts remind me of a child who feels they're being igno_ed so plays up to get some attention.

Not just me then!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I didn't think the forum was worth using for nearly 4 years ..... Couldn't see the point in just typing and not having a wank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought they may be some good looking genuine intelligent classy people in here who are choosey who they fuck.

Turned out this wasn't the place to find them.

All your posts remind me of a child who feels they're being igno_ed so plays up to get some attention.

Kitty got CLAWS!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought they may be some good looking genuine intelligent classy people in here who are choosey who they fuck.

Turned out this wasn't the place to find them.

You can't find something that doesn't want to be found

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought they may be some good looking genuine intelligent classy people in here who are choosey who they fuck.

Turned out this wasn't the place to find them.

You can't find something that doesn't want to be found

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I accommodated and attracted a shit load of moochers and scroungers.

But hey, I wised up so all good."

Did they drink all your whiskey?

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

Being a male

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

"I accommodated and attracted a shit load of moochers and scroungers.

But hey, I wised up so all good.

Did they drink all your whiskey?"

It's all life's tapestry now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Started a profile advice thread

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By *an_WoodMan over a year ago

Stafford

Sent an email to a couple who didn't meet single guys then sent a follow up email apology when I read the profile properly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Posted a thread that scares me off the forums for months

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not setting filters, which comes with inbuilt punishment.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Posted a thread that scares me off the forums for months

OMG what was it?

- I left some pretty cringey veris

- Travelled a loooooong way to meet someone.

Not much else, I don't think.... Maybe I'm just repressing the memories of all my mistakes. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spoke my mind, something noobs are advised against - I've never stopped since!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Posted a thread that scares me off the forums for months

OMG what was it?

- I left some pretty cringey veris

- Travelled a loooooong way to meet someone.

Not much else, I don't think.... Maybe I'm just repressing the memories of all my mistakes. Lol "

Happy you beautiful woman not even for you would I mention it in the forums again.

I'll pm you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Getting banned to often from the forums

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Posted a thread that scares me off the forums for months

OMG what was it?

- I left some pretty cringey veris

- Travelled a loooooong way to meet someone.

Not much else, I don't think.... Maybe I'm just repressing the memories of all my mistakes. Lol

Happy you beautiful woman not even for you would I mention it in the forums again.

I'll pm you

DO IT.

Oh yeah, I've had a couple forum bans...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had a social with the guy of a couple then a week later for a meet i had to cancel an hour before hand

not my fault though was genuine cancel and felt crap about it.

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Thought they may be some good looking genuine intelligent classy people in here who are choosey who they fuck.

Turned out this wasn't the place to find them.

All your posts remind me of a child who feels they're being igno_ed so plays up to get some attention.

At least I'm not alone in thinking it.

There's a certain irony in this particular post of his too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought they may be some good looking genuine intelligent classy people in here who are choosey who they fuck.

Turned out this wasn't the place to find them.

All your posts remind me of a child who feels they're being igno_ed so plays up to get some attention.

At least I'm not alone in thinking it.

There's a certain irony in this particular post of his too "

Awww didums. Why don't you get together with the other moaners and all personally gang up on me in the forums just because you don't like my banter in the forums? It's usual protocol for your sort in here isn't it ?

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Thought they may be some good looking genuine intelligent classy people in here who are choosey who they fuck.

Turned out this wasn't the place to find them.

All your posts remind me of a child who feels they're being igno_ed so plays up to get some attention.

At least I'm not alone in thinking it.

There's a certain irony in this particular post of his too

Well considering the lady I'm agreeing with as me blocked were hardly best bud so do you wanna try a new theory than the "gang" one?

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Thought they may be some good looking genuine intelligent classy people in here who are choosey who they fuck.

Turned out this wasn't the place to find them.

All your posts remind me of a child who feels they're being igno_ed so plays up to get some attention.

At least I'm not alone in thinking it.

There's a certain irony in this particular post of his too

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.just a suggestion, humour doesnt always come across so well when writing it x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stupidly gave out my mobile number. ..

My first meet was to tell the nut to leave me alone or i was going to the police !!!

oh it was horrendous, he started crying ( not to mention he was about 60 with all his front teeth missing )

Then I tripped over the chair in cafe Nero as I was leaving !!!

I swear it all true

Did he ask for a veri afterwards ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tried replying to all messages. Physically impossible!!

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Thought they may be some good looking genuine intelligent classy people in here who are choosey who they fuck.

Turned out this wasn't the place to find them.

All your posts remind me of a child who feels they're being igno_ed so plays up to get some attention.

At least I'm not alone in thinking it.

There's a certain irony in this particular post of his too

I find it very ironic that you like to slag off the people on here whether it be by size or their preference but like to hide behind a profile with no pics!

So either show everything you profess to have or at least stay on top of your forum threads to back up what you say as you normally just post and run! That's why a lot of people will just hear click clack click clack of your hooved shoes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My first visit to the forum didnt go too well,i got ambushed for speaking my mind but i gave as good as i got,now im a bit more chilled

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Thought they may be some good looking genuine intelligent classy people in here who are choosey who they fuck.

Turned out this wasn't the place to find them.

All your posts remind me of a child who feels they're being igno_ed so plays up to get some attention.

At least I'm not alone in thinking it.

There's a certain irony in this particular post of his too

I find it very ironic that you like to slag off the people on here whether it be by size or their preference but like to hide behind a profile with no pics!

Usual case I've said before these sort of remarks or this tote of bravado are usually made from people that like to hide themselves or a part of themselves from others. Streotypical behaviour of a bully funnily enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was overly nice to everyone, tried to reply to every message & believed what the majority of people told me.

Oh how things change over time

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Thought they may be some good looking genuine intelligent classy people in here who are choosey who they fuck.

Turned out this wasn't the place to find them.

All your posts remind me of a child who feels they're being igno_ed so plays up to get some attention.

At least I'm not alone in thinking it.

There's a certain irony in this particular post of his too

I find it very ironic that you like to slag off the people on here whether it be by size or their preference but like to hide behind a profile with no pics!

Totally agree! Either a bully or someone who has huge inept _iews on themselves and their social skills

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought they may be some good looking genuine intelligent classy people in here who are choosey who they fuck.

Turned out this wasn't the place to find them.

All your posts remind me of a child who feels they're being igno_ed so plays up to get some attention.

At least I'm not alone in thinking it.

There's a certain irony in this particular post of his too

I find it very ironic that you like to slag off the people on here whether it be by size or their preference but like to hide behind a profile with no pics!

Ha Ha awww bless the haters. Keep it coming as your only proving what I said is correct and making yourself look even more foolish in the process .

But your obviously oblivious to this fact and getting off on it as usual so fill your boots and crack on

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Thought they may be some good looking genuine intelligent classy people in here who are choosey who they fuck.

Turned out this wasn't the place to find them.

All your posts remind me of a child who feels they're being igno_ed so plays up to get some attention.

At least I'm not alone in thinking it.

There's a certain irony in this particular post of his too

I find it very ironic that you like to slag off the people on here whether it be by size or their preference but like to hide behind a profile with no pics!

Ha Ha awww bless the haters. Keep it coming as your only proving what I said is correct and making yourself look even more foolish in the process .

But your obviously oblivious to this fact and getting off on it as usual so fill your boots and crack on

I'm having a discussion nothing more, and perhaps I look foolish to some but I'm safe in the knowledge that I'm not the one looking the fool

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

"My first visit to the forum didnt go too well,i got ambushed for speaking my mind but i gave as good as i got,now im a bit more chilled"

Was that the spelling/grammar nazis one?

I thought you really held your own very well there(and were fair to boot)!

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By *essiCouple over a year ago

suffolk

"I'm still a newbie, but mistook great sex for love. "

This...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought they may be some good looking genuine intelligent classy people in here who are choosey who they fuck.

Turned out this wasn't the place to find them.

All your posts remind me of a child who feels they're being igno_ed so plays up to get some attention.

At least I'm not alone in thinking it.

There's a certain irony in this particular post of his too

I find it very ironic that you like to slag off the people on here whether it be by size or their preference but like to hide behind a profile with no pics!

Ha Ha awww bless the haters. Keep it coming as your only proving what I said is correct and making yourself look even more foolish in the process .

But your obviously oblivious to this fact and getting off on it as usual so fill your boots and crack on

I'm having a discussion nothing more, and perhaps I look foolish to some but I'm safe in the knowledge that I'm not the one looking the fool

I think people reading this know the difference to having a discussion and ganging up and personally attacking someone.

Like I said you carry on as your only making yourselves look even more idiotic.

I have nothing further to say to you apart from crack on and hope it makes you moist

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Thought they may be some good looking genuine intelligent classy people in here who are choosey who they fuck.

Turned out this wasn't the place to find them.

All your posts remind me of a child who feels they're being igno_ed so plays up to get some attention.

At least I'm not alone in thinking it.

There's a certain irony in this particular post of his too

I find it very ironic that you like to slag off the people on here whether it be by size or their preference but like to hide behind a profile with no pics!

Ha Ha awww bless the haters. Keep it coming as your only proving what I said is correct and making yourself look even more foolish in the process .

But your obviously oblivious to this fact and getting off on it as usual so fill your boots and crack on

I'm having a discussion nothing more, and perhaps I look foolish to some but I'm safe in the knowledge that I'm not the one looking the fool

I think people reading this know the difference to having a discussion and ganging up and personally attacking someone.

Like I said you carry on as your only making yourselves look even more idiotic.

I have nothing further to say to you apart from crack on and hope it makes you moist

A nice deorogative closing statement there! yes I'm sure people are reading a lot into these exchanges

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By *iforfun999Man over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Used an emoticon in a message, instead of an emoji, then compounded the inexperience of a newbie by using LOL too. Yikes!

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By *ed LipstickWoman over a year ago

Fucksville

I believed a knobhead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All of them probably.we all gotta start somewhere X ham

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Told everyone I was sca_ed of moths

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

"Thought they may be some good looking genuine intelligent classy people in here who are choosey who they fuck.

Turned out this wasn't the place to find them.

I absolutely revile bullying when I see it happen on here. And I know that this is what seems to be happening to you on here tonight(well it is).

However comments like the one above won't endear you to too many people. It can be easy to be misconstrued, i know. But have some sense.

You sound like you've got an axe to grind for whatever reason and have ended up insulting EVERYONE who is on the site.

Apart from the ones who maybe know they're stupid, insincere, unclassy, etc, etc.

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Told everyone I was sca_ed of moths

I'm with you I hate them once got a pizza delive_ed with one baked into it too

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Thought they may be some good looking genuine intelligent classy people in here who are choosey who they fuck.

Turned out this wasn't the place to find them.

I absolutely revile bullying when I see it happen on here. And I know that this is what seems to be happening to you on here tonight(well it is).

However comments like the one above won't endear you to too many people. It can be easy to be misconstrued, i know. But have some sense.

You sound like you've got an axe to grind for whatever reason and have ended up insulting EVERYONE who is on the site.

Apart from the ones who maybe know they're stupid, insincere, unclassy, etc, etc."

It was a crass thing to say even if an attempt at "banter", many of agreed on that front you yourself now included, you just chose to sugar coat it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As a single fem when I first started

The usual - tried to reply to every message - and being nice! Too nice really

Arranged to meet someone off here in a hotel - no one knew where I was - very very stupid!!! Turned out he was a great guy, but it could have turned out very different

Sara

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Told everyone I was sca_ed of moths

I'm with you I hate them once got a pizza delive_ed with one baked into it too

"
Glad it's not just me lol xx

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

"Thought they may be some good looking genuine intelligent classy people in here who are choosey who they fuck.

Turned out this wasn't the place to find them.

I absolutely revile bullying when I see it happen on here. And I know that this is what seems to be happening to you on here tonight(well it is).

However comments like the one above won't endear you to too many people. It can be easy to be misconstrued, i know. But have some sense.

You sound like you've got an axe to grind for whatever reason and have ended up insulting EVERYONE who is on the site.

Apart from the ones who maybe know they're stupid, insincere, unclassy, etc, etc.

It was a crass thing to say even if an attempt at "banter", many of agreed on that front you yourself now included, you just chose to sugar coat it "

I'm still sitting on the fence.

Even though it's cracking under my(insubstantial)weight.

ANyway. Sugar coating makes it easier to swallow.

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By *winny445Man over a year ago

battersea

"Offended a guy who I was chatting to the fist time I joined (different profile). He was friendly, but had a big beard. I said he was lovely, but I'd really have to ponder meeting as I dont really like big beards... he got pissy and said he wasn't a ponderable commodity and blocked me lmao"

loool

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Thought they may be some good looking genuine intelligent classy people in here who are choosey who they fuck.

Turned out this wasn't the place to find them.

I absolutely revile bullying when I see it happen on here. And I know that this is what seems to be happening to you on here tonight(well it is).

However comments like the one above won't endear you to too many people. It can be easy to be misconstrued, i know. But have some sense.

You sound like you've got an axe to grind for whatever reason and have ended up insulting EVERYONE who is on the site.

Apart from the ones who maybe know they're stupid, insincere, unclassy, etc, etc."

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By *ubbykittenWoman over a year ago

Kent

"Thought they may be some good looking genuine intelligent classy people in here who are choosey who they fuck.

Turned out this wasn't the place to find them.

From your charming words here and an earlier one this evening on another thread where you claimed that men don't care what women look like as they are (according to you) 'grateful to have somewhere to dump their spunk into'!.......the good looking intelligent classy people on here, won't be directing their attentions towards you anyway.... which is probably why you are struggling to find them!

Think about it!

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By *andamoCouple over a year ago

thornton heath

Got stoned. got horny. Messaged the first guy we found. He turned up. Mysogonist, racist prick. Kicked him out. Fell asleep.

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Thought they may be some good looking genuine intelligent classy people in here who are choosey who they fuck.

Turned out this wasn't the place to find them.

Think about it!"

Let's not forget women a gold digging trophy wife's that would trade a guy in as quick as a new handbag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I got tipsy and got my boobs out on cam. Woke up to 4 cam veris.

Same here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Answe_ed everyone for the first few months..... So time consuming ....

Was polite even to the not so nice ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/04/16 01:27:14]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate pictures of cock so when I first joined as a single fem refused to look at em.....still learning a mans 8" is the equivalent to a girls 2"!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate pictures of cock so when I first joined as a single fem refused to look at em.....still learning a mans 8" is the equivalent to a girls 2"!!"

I agree they arn't the prettiest of things but then again neither are vaginas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stupidly gave out my mobile number. ..

My first meet was to tell the nut to leave me alone or i was going to the police !!!

This

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate pictures of cock so when I first joined as a single fem refused to look at em.....still learning a mans 8" is the equivalent to a girls 2"!!

I agree they arn't the prettiest of things but then again neither are vaginas

Yes but an ugly vagina can still give quality, a stump for a cock is as much use as a chocolate teapot!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate pictures of cock so when I first joined as a single fem refused to look at em.....still learning a mans 8" is the equivalent to a girls 2"!!

I agree they arn't the prettiest of things but then again neither are vaginas

Yes but an ugly vagina can still give quality, a stump for a cock is as much use as a chocolate teapot!! "

Awww poor stumpy cocks

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"I hate pictures of cock so when I first joined as a single fem refused to look at em.....still learning a mans 8" is the equivalent to a girls 2"!!

I agree they arn't the prettiest of things but then again neither are vaginas

Yes but an ugly vagina can still give quality, a stump for a cock is as much use as a chocolate teapot!!

Awww poor stumpy cocks

I'm personally not a fan of cock, fancy or play pics it's why I don't have any on my profile (especially the cock that would take some explaining) but I wouldn't discount meeting someone because the chose to show them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate pictures of cock so when I first joined as a single fem refused to look at em.....still learning a mans 8" is the equivalent to a girls 2"!!

I agree they arn't the prettiest of things but then again neither are vaginas

I didn't mind if they were shown in profiles lol was just when I got messages with pics attached...

Yes but an ugly vagina can still give quality, a stump for a cock is as much use as a chocolate teapot!!

Awww poor stumpy cocks

I'd still meet them lol that's how I have come to learn theres a difference in the way men And women measure things!!!

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By *ormalguy71Man over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

To many cock pics

met without seeing a pic

oh to many mistakes to list them all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I rushed into a meet blindly and ended up being stood up.

I also had a very vague (missing) profile description.

I've adjusted my methods and spoken to some fantastic people as a result.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm still a newbie, but mistook great sex for love. "

Guilty of that.....amongst many other sins!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I spoke my mind on a forum post

paid the consequences

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh I'm sure I've done quite a few; cock pics on the profile, vague profile text, machine gun messaging every couple and single in my area...

I'm still learning the best way to be but I've always known not to insult people and dress it as humour

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Ive removed posts, can you drop the insults and the bickering please. If you have a problem with another members posts then just ignore them. Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The usual , thinking people looking to meet actually wanted to meet .

Spent ages chatting expecting to meet .

Spoke on the phone pre meet and presumed that would guarantee they would show up .

Assumed pics on profile would be what the person actually looked like .

And lots more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Messaged every woman from Caernarfon to Manchester lol

Whoops and crap one liners too

Oh the shame

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definitely kid in a candy shop syndrome! I was just out of a LTR too which only compounded my boundlessness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Judged people to easily. Now older and slightly wiser, or more tolerant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WE USED TO WRITE EVERYTHING WITH CAPS LOCK ON,EVEN OUR USERNAME IS STILL IN CAPS AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Answe_ed everyone for the first few months..... So time consuming ....

Was polite even to the not so nice ....

X "

Been there done that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Answe_ed everyone for the first few months..... So time consuming ....

Was polite even to the not so nice ....

Been there done that

And got the t shirt lol

I did loads of stuff I wouldn't do now but hey life is for learning...........

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

Used to get annoyed if someone who didn't have a life took umbrage about something I posted.

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By *aeriequeenWoman over a year ago

Manchester

"Went in a chat room and then got myself out on cam

I still make that mistake though not so often

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Belived some peoples pictures were a true representation of them.

Thought people were honest about their ages/profiles and so on.

Had a few too many shandys and fucked on cam.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Naughty step for mouthing off

This......expressed an opinion that someone didn't agree with. Got a 48 hr forum ban.

On previous profile I apparently had far too many verifications for a single guy...that got me some shtick too! (Some people!)

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By *etsgetjiggingMan over a year ago

norwich

"Belived some peoples pictures were a true representation of them.

Thought people were honest about their ages/profiles and so on.

Had a few too many shandys and fucked on cam.

I will love to fuck on camy someday.x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Went in a chat room and then got myself out on cam

I still make that mistake though not so often

Give us some "warning" next time you're about to make this mistake

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Named and shamed a timewaster on my status. I was lucky another member told me off before admin did.

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By *aeriequeenWoman over a year ago

Manchester

"Went in a chat room and then got myself out on cam

I still make that mistake though not so often

Give us some "warning" next time you're about to make this mistake

Ha ha I will do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Went in a chat room and then got myself out on cam

I still make that mistake though not so often

Will you never learn woman??

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I stupidly sent someone a pic from my normal email address. From that he got my name, then my address and Google earthed my house. He then started sending me messages describing my garden etc etc. I started leaving the house looking like a Japanese sniper it got me that nervous!!! I turned it back on him by searching him out on LinkedIn and threatened to tell his boss what he was doing. I was genuinely sca_ed for a while but he stopped eventually thank god! Never again!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm still a newbie, but mistook great sex for love. "
yep, this one too... Got burnt.. Then did the mouthing off one, that got reported back.. Got burnt some more..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I stupidly sent someone a pic from my normal email address. From that he got my name, then my address and Google earthed my house. He then started sending me messages describing my garden etc etc. I started leaving the house looking like a Japanese sniper it got me that nervous!!! I turned it back on him by searching him out on LinkedIn and threatened to tell his boss what he was doing. I was genuinely sca_ed for a while but he stopped eventually thank god! Never again!!!! "

good comeback tho

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Belived some peoples pictures were a true representation of them.

Thought people were honest about their ages/profiles and so on.

Had a few too many shandys and fucked on cam.

For gods sake don't ever drink vodka then he he !!!

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By *aeriequeenWoman over a year ago

Manchester

"Went in a chat room and then got myself out on cam

I still make that mistake though not so often

Will you never learn woman??

Apparently not!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

Trusted someone who kept asking to meet,he then stood me up in public

.miss

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Introduced myself in introductions and never got one reply. Oh and i went in the chatrooms never again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Answe_ed everyone for the first few months..... So time consuming ....

Was polite even to the not so nice ....

Been there done that

And got the t shirt lol

I did loads of stuff I wouldn't do now but hey life is for learning...........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I once sent a "fancy a fuck?" message and attached a picture of my cock next to a sky remote

Ooh instant block lol...you live and learn

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Trusted someone who kept asking to meet,he then stood me up in public

.miss"

That still happens to me.

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I keep making the mistake of sending my face pic

Why do they always leave the site after I do that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I made the assumption that the majority of people on here were a happy and harmonious community of enlightened and liberated souls

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I made the assumption that the majority of people on here were a happy and harmonious community of enlightened and liberated souls"
you got that wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Done the giving of way too much information because people were calling bull shit on a situation I wanted help with yet tried to intially keep it vague.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keep playing on cam and get naked

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

good comeback tho

he he x

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

I once said to 'respect all women', then I saw how some behave and I changed my mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I also think those who delete my messages straight away hate me

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I showed interest in people that I didn't fancy and told women that they were attractive when I didn't really think they were; I was just trying to get a meet. This was years ago on an old profile; now I'm more relaxed about the whole FAB thing; if I message someone it's because I really am interested in them and when I give a compliment it's genuine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I assumed every one would be friendly, laid back and grown up.

I also never uploaded a sky remote pic....think that's my biggest regret

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By *an_WoodMan over a year ago

Stafford

"Went in a chat room and then got myself out on cam

I still make that mistake though not so often

Why am I the only one to miss these gorgeous mistakes ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I made the mistake of messaging ladies asking if they would like to have sex with me.

And my pics were shit.

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I made the mistake of messaging ladies asking if they would like to have sex with me.

And my pics were shit. "

My pictures are still shit

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By *reakShow90Man over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

Still making them lol did send a lot of msgs out to start with also always felt let down when no reply or deled

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By *edMan over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"I gave my mobile phone number out. When I said I didn't want to go any further after our social meet he put my number in every male toilet he could find

What a Bast@!d !!!

I thought all the numbers in men's loos were men's numbers put there by their mates for a laugh... You live and learn lol

My crime was naivety, obviously

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh i pissed on a few lamposts too

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By *anB451Man over a year ago

Reading

Arranged a meet d*unk. Forgot I'd arranged it and then got an earful (deservedly) for not turning up.

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