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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
The comedian Nathan Caton has an entire routine based on these. He has the wonderful line, 'when I was a kid we didn't cut each other with knifes. We had Yo' momma jokes instead and if yours were good enough, they'd go home and cut themselves...'  |
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Yo momma's so fat she doesn’t skinny dip, she chunky dunks.
Yo momma's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it’s-coming-towards-us!
Yo momma is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Yo momma is so ugly that when she was born her mom said, What a treasure, and her dad said ,Yes, lets go bury it.
Yo momma's such a slut, that I came home and asked what was for dinner. She opened her legs and said tuna surprise.
Yo momma's so loose it'd be like opening a window and shagging the night.
Yo momma's such an old whore she slept with the Father, The Son, and the Holy Ghost.
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