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over a year ago
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"No chainsaws allowed. So think carefully....
Rules are for the guidance of the wise and the blind obeyance of fools 
Small horses & a chainsaw.
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Shout or whisper?"
You'll have to speak up mate! |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"Would you rather cut your own cock off with a chainsaw (no petrol) and eat it afterwards to save your family from dying?
Or
Let your family die?"
chuckles i dont have a cock and we are all going to die..i think ill go get an icecream  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would you rather hang upside down by your bollocks
or kiss David Camerons ass "
I don't have bollocks can I hang David Cameron by his ? Put deep heat on your bits or eat a giant egg custard??
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"Would you rather hang upside down by your bollocks
or kiss David Camerons ass
I don't have bollocks can I hang David Cameron by his ? Put deep heat on your bits or eat a giant egg custard??
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yes you can
egg custard
would your rather be rich or gorgeous |
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"Would you rather hang upside down by your bollocks
or kiss David Camerons ass
I don't have bollocks can I hang David Cameron by his ? Put deep heat on your bits or eat a giant egg custard??
yes you can
egg custard
would your rather be rich or gorgeous"
rich i think
would you rather be on the beach or by the river |
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"Would you rather hang upside down by your bollocks
or kiss David Camerons ass
I don't have bollocks can I hang David Cameron by his ? Put deep heat on your bits or eat a giant egg custard??
yes you can
egg custard
would your rather be rich or gorgeous
rich i think
would you rather be on the beach or by the river"
. That's a tough one because we have really lovely beaches and rivers but I am going to say beach because there is more perving to be had  would you rather, ice cream or sorbet  mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would you rather hang upside down by your bollocks
or kiss David Camerons ass
I don't have bollocks can I hang David Cameron by his ? Put deep heat on your bits or eat a giant egg custard??
yes you can
egg custard
would your rather be rich or gorgeous
rich i think
would you rather be on the beach or by the river"
By the river
Ear worm pie or fuck a family members partner?  |
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Ear worm pie or fuck a family members partner? "
Not sure what ear worm pie is (or is it eat worm pie?) either way - the latter
Anna Friel or Kelly Brook? |
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Ear worm pie or fuck a family members partner?
Not sure what ear worm pie is (or is it eat worm pie?) either way - the latter
Anna Friel or Kelly Brook?"
anna friel
ketchup or hp |
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"Pussy any day
Wank off the most unattractive person's cock whilst wearing very thick gloves or have that person sexually gratify you with those gloves being worn?"
Probably the latter :/
Would you rather have:-
No internet
Or
No phone? |
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"Pussy any day
Wank off the most unattractive person's cock whilst wearing very thick gloves or have that person sexually gratify you with those gloves being worn?
Probably the latter :/
Would you rather have:-
No internet
Or
No phone?"
Oh god, probably no phone.
Be deaf or blind? |
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"Deaf - I'd trade music for books :/
Would you rather
Have a large 10 inch long belly button that swayed to music
Or
Accordions for legs?"
. Accordions for legs would you rather plain or patterned under garments mrs |
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"Deaf - I'd trade music for books :/
Would you rather
Have a large 10 inch long belly button that swayed to music
Or
Accordions for legs?. Accordions for legs would you rather plain or patterned under garments mrs "
Durrr...
Migrene-inducing undies pls
Would you rather have a conversation with Yoda for 5 mins
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Punch Jar Jar Binks for 1 hr? |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"Deaf - I'd trade music for books :/
Would you rather
Have a large 10 inch long belly button that swayed to music
Or
Accordions for legs?. Accordions for legs would you rather plain or patterned under garments mrs
Durrr...
Migrene-inducing undies pls
Would you rather have a conversation with Yoda for 5 mins
Or
Punch Jar Jar Binks for 1 hr?"
full moon ill take the punching ..could be cheap therapy |
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"Deaf - I'd trade music for books :/
Would you rather
Have a large 10 inch long belly button that swayed to music
Or
Accordions for legs?. Accordions for legs would you rather plain or patterned under garments mrs
Durrr...
Migrene-inducing undies pls
Would you rather have a conversation with Yoda for 5 mins
Or
Punch Jar Jar Binks for 1 hr?"
. Are you grumpy today |
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"Deaf - I'd trade music for books :/
Would you rather
Have a large 10 inch long belly button that swayed to music
Or
Accordions for legs?. Accordions for legs would you rather plain or patterned under garments mrs
Durrr...
Migrene-inducing undies pls
Would you rather have a conversation with Yoda for 5 mins
Or
Punch Jar Jar Binks for 1 hr?. Are you grumpy today "
Haven't fucked for a couple of days - is that the same?
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"Deaf - I'd trade music for books :/
Would you rather
Have a large 10 inch long belly button that swayed to music
Or
Accordions for legs?. Accordions for legs would you rather plain or patterned under garments mrs
Durrr...
Migrene-inducing undies pls
Would you rather have a conversation with Yoda for 5 mins
Or
Punch Jar Jar Binks for 1 hr?. Are you grumpy today
Haven't fucked for a couple of days - is that the same?
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. Ah perhaps that's it |
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