Beautician, veet me

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My back is getting hairy

By *opsy RogersWoman over a year ago

London

"My back is getting hairy"

Getting? Have you suddenly hit puberty at last?

Can I do it with melted crayon and duct tape?

By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

Just get one of those lint rollers

By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I've fixed the strimmer

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

haha this is making me squirm - not in a nice way either

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I was in a bad mood, id have you bald all over, but I've had a siesta with the baby and I'm ok.

Sorry